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Workout/Health Tips

I’ve watched PLENTY of videos, read TONS of articles, and visited a BUNCH of blogs. I’ve compiled some tips that have helped me on my journey; I hope they help you as well. 

-Use chop sticks (when & if you can). The idea behind this is tip that eating with chop sticks makes you eat slower. The slower you eat, the more time your body has to begin the digestion process AND it becomes easier for you to tell if you’re full or not. When you’re scarfing down your 4 plates - even if they aren’t high in fat & are your healthy foods, you’re just eating on a probably already full stomach. *another way to eat slower that doesn’t involve chop sticks is to eat snacks with your non-dominant hand.

- Lemon & cucumber water. This one really doesn’t need much explanation - so many fitness bloggers and youtubers have sworn on this cleanse. Living at college it can be difficult, but my school does have fruit infused water sometimes which is great. If you’re living at school and your dining halls don’t offer infused water, here’s a tip - the lemons are most likely by the tea & the cucumbers are at the salad bar; it’s all about searching. Also, drink ice water as soon as you wake up and wait 5-10 minutes before eating; it boosts your metabolism.

- Smaller plates & bowls –> BLUE. Now this tip is all about our dear friend, Portion Control. If you decrease the size of your plate/the surface you’re eating off of, your body will be like “hey, that’s a whole plate of food, when the plate is empty, I’ll be full.” I included “BLUE” in this tip because it’s scientifically proven that the color blue suppresses appetite, making you eat less. Whereas red has the opposite effect - it makes you hungrier. (Why do you think McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, & Chik-fil-a all have red in their logo?)

- Wear your gym clothes & sneakers around the house. This one sounds weird but when I’m wearing my workout clothes & sneakers, I tend to be less lazy and more productive. It’s sounds insane, I know, but it works! Try it for a few days - you’ll probably spend less time in front of the TV and more time on your feet. Whether you’re cleaning around the house, going for a walk, or doing meal prep, anything is better than being plopped in front of the TV with a bag of chips.

- Green tea before bed. I’ve been doing this for the last 2weeks and it’s great. Green tea is proven to boost your metabolism, calm your nerves, and it prevents to flu and cold by 60%.  I recommend drinking your hot tea about an hour - two hours before you go to bed. Also, try to stop eating food 3-4hrs before bed.

- Eat healthiest part of meal first. This goes without much explanation but let’s say you’ve just finished a great High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout and you’ve gotten lunch. On your plate, you have your protein, a salad, & a small serving of carbs. The first thing you’re going to want to eat is not going to be the carbs - no matter how good that pasta looks. This is because if you eat your healthy portion first and happen to get full before finishing your entire meal, you’ve avoided the unhealthy portion. If you ate the unhealthy portion first and got full, you just missed out on the protein and nutrients your body needs after a HIIT workout. Also, when eating salads, try to get your dressings and sauces on the side.

If you’re interested in more tips I’ve found helpful, feel free to message me!

anonymous asked:

I'm so glad Kirishima is getting so much spotlight, he really deserves it!!!! And it looks like hes gonna get more, since hes in the main group along with Deku, Uraraka and Tsuyu. I;m so hyped!!!

Honestly!!!!!!!!!!! That’s one interesting group tbh, Kirishima and Tsuyu’s interactions are always incredibly adorable to watch and seeing Kirishima interact for so long with pure and good people is gonna be hard on my heart (I mean, you know I’m 100% a bakusquad fan but they’re all at least in part assholes and Kiri fits with them just right, he can be just like Sero and Kaminari and I love it, but then his interactions with Amajiki have been so pure can you imagine an arc filled with that I’m already crying)

I just hope my other faves won’t completely disappear through this arc haha sigh

Anon said: So which Kacchan quote do you like best “Die your bacteria fucks, dieee!” or “BRING YOUR DAMN TRASH TO ME”?



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Finn Balor Smut

Requested by- @nickysmum1909

Could you please write about how Finn sees his girl at the airport. She’s there to pick him up and they had a pretty hot conversation on FaceTime, so there’s a lot of tension between them. Instead of being able to get home, he has to get through a bunch of Fans before he can get to her. I am leaving the end up to you 😎

“Hey babe.” You say when you see Finn’s face pop up on your phone. “Hey baby girl, how did you sleep?” He asks with a small smile. “I barely slept, I was too excited to see you.” You say. “You need sleep baby, I don’t want you falling asleep while driving.” He says. “Well, what do you suggest I do so I can fall asleep?” You ask with a bit of humor in your voice.

“Well I mean you could close your eyes and go to sleep.” Finn jokes. “What if that doesn’t work?” You ask. “I mean there is another way to help you fall asleep.” He says getting serious. “And what would that be babe?” You ask with a small smile. “Touch yourself Y/N.” Finn says. “But I thought you hated it when I touched myself without you home?” You say.

“I’m telling you to do it baby girl. Please Y/N.” He says. You move your hand down to your pants and you see Finn’s hand move out of sight. “Show me Y/N.” He states. You move your camera down and a low growl comes from the phone. “Take your pants off Y/N.” He growls. You prop the phone up against the covers and slowly take off your sweatpants.

“Damn baby girl, you’re teasing me too much.” Finn says. You throw your pants to the side and lay back down. You spread your legs so Finn can see. “Even through a phone I can see how wet you are for me.” Finn says stroking himself. “Tell me Y/N, how bad do you want me?” He asks. “Very bad Finn, it’s been too long.” You say sliding a finger in your heat.

“Tell me what you want me to do to you baby.” He chokes out. “I want you to kiss me from my lips to my boobs and I want your hands to massage my boobs while you nibble on my nipples. Then I want you to move down to my vagina and stick a finger inside me while you eat me out so I can come.” You say while adding another finger.

Finn starts breathing hard and he says, “Moan my name Y/N, I have to hear your moans.” You moan his name and you see his hand speeding up. “Move your fingers faster and rub yourself baby girl.” He moans. You do what he says and say, “Come for me Finn.” He’s close to his release until you hear a knock through the phone.

A guy starts talking and Finn says, “I’ll be right out, let me say goodbye to my girlfriend.” He looks at you and says, “We’ll have to finish this when I get home, don’t touch yourself until then.” You nod and he says, “I love you baby girl, so much.” “I love you too babe, I’ll see you soon.” You say. He smiles and hangs the phone up.

You put your phone on the charger and decide to do what Finn says and try to get some sleep.

-6 hours later-

After taking a nap and getting ready, you’re sitting at the airport waiting for Finn. You see him grabbing his bag from the luggage claim and he turns around and starts looking around. His eyes meet yours and he starts walking towards you until some fans spot him and walk up to him. Being the nice guy he is, he stops and takes photos with them. You see more fans gather around him and you see the look on his face that he’s starting to get impatient so you decide to go sit down.


After waiting there for over 30 minutes, Finn waves to the crowd and starts walking towards you again. He gets closer so you stand up and run up to him and jumping into his arms. Your legs wrap around his waist and you lean down to kiss him. “I can’t wait until we get home.” He mummers against your lips. “Well the faster we get out of here, the faster we get home.” You say sliding off of him. He grabs his bags and your hand and says, “Well let’s stop wasting time then.”


The moment you and Finn step inside the house, he drops his stuff and pushes you up against the wall. “Before you rip my clothes off, lets at least try to make it to our bed first.” You say. He bends down and tosses you up on his shoulder and runs upstairs.

He walks into the room and lays you on the bed. You grab his shirt and pull him into a kiss. His hands go straight for your shirt, so you lift your arms above your head and he takes it off. He slides your bra off and you start playing with the hem of his shirt.

He sits up and takes it off and you sit there admiring his body. “As much as I’m enjoying you checking me out, I really want to finish what we started earlier. I want to make you feel the things that only I can do to you.” Finn says kissing you.

He starts kissing down your neck saying, “I want to give you the pleasure that your fingers can’t give you.” His hands grab your boobs and starts massaging them. “I couldn’t stop thinking about you on the plane.” He kisses one boob, “How we had to stop our moment because of me.” He kisses the other.

“Tell me Y/N, after I hung up, did you want to finish fingering yourself?” He asks. “N-No, I wanted to wait for you.” You choke. He nips at one of your nipples before saying, “Then I’ll make sure you fully finish tonight.”

He nips at the other one before sliding down your body. His hands grab the waist band of your shorts and pushes them down. “No underwear baby girl? You must’ve wanted me pretty bad.” He chuckles. He spreads your legs and moves his mouth close to your area. “Tell me how bad you want me baby girl.” He says hovering over your clit.

“I want you so bad Finn, please.” You beg. He lowers his head and you feel his mouth enclose on your clit. You let out a moan and run your hands through his hair. He removes his mouth and slips two fingers inside you. “I want to watch you come undone baby.” He says lowering down to kiss you. He starts fingering you and he whispers in your ear, “You look so fucking sexy like this Y/N.”

You choke out a moan and he starts to move his hand faster, making you grab onto his bicep. “Come on baby girl, come for me.” He says biting your earlobe. You feel yourself getting close and Finn moves his other arm down to your clit and starts massaging it. “Fuck F-Finn!” You scream when you hit your release.

He lets you ride it out and when he pulls his fingers out, you barely have time to register what’s going on before you feel him sliding his dick inside you. “Fuck Y/N, even after fingering you, you’re still tight.” He says grabbing your leg and throwing it over his shoulder. He slides in deeper and your hands wrap around the back of his neck.

“B-Babe, go faster.” You moan. He sits up and starts pounding into you. You let out a string of moans that you’re pretty sure the neighbors are getting tired of hearing you. Finn slows down and leans down to kiss you. “It’s been too long baby, I’m not going to last much longer.” He mummers before speeding up again.

“I’m about to come again Finn.” You choke out grabbing the sheets. “Then come with me baby girl.” He says. You tighten up and release all over his dick. Finn lowers his head into the crook of your neck and he lets out a strangled moan letting you know he hit his release.

After you two catch your breath, he looks at you and says, “You really need to start touring with me. I don’t know how I went so long without you.” “I’ll think about it, now lay down with me and go to sleep.” You say chuckling. He chuckles and lays beside you, pulling you to his chest. You close your eyes and before you doze off, you hear Finn say, “I love you baby girl.”

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of April 16 - 22, 2017

I love you, but please get out of my fucking way.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Thanks to a recent revelation about you, you may think that things are now awkward between you and your constituents. But this is all in your head, gurl! The truth of the matter is that no one cares enough to obsess about your recent escapades. It’s not personal, dearie. It’s just that bitches be busy with their own shits to even pay attention. That’s not to say they’re not judging yo ass.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

I know that beach season is coming and you’re freaking out in trying to get that body on fleek. You should’ve thought of that before you ate that entire box of peeps (btw, happy Easter!). But seriously, I know where you’re coming from, gurl! One of the things I like to do in the mornings is envision every single healthy thing I plan to eat during the day. I also think about triggers that can cause me to deviate from my plan so I can think of actions to counter them. As with a lot of regimens, it helps to take it one day at a time. Also, don’t fuck it up!

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

The key to time management is to not blame others for your lack of it, okay? You’re grown. You know what deadlines are. Maybe if you paid more attention to the factors that cause you to deviate from your usual itinerary, you can be more proactive in preventing distractions from sucking you in. Look, queen. I’m just saying that if you’re scatterbrained, there’s a possibility that it may not be another bitch’s fault.

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

You could use some practice when it comes to having thicker skin. A lot of feedback you get is more useful than you perceive. Being paranoid that someone is out to get you is a sure way for you to get too much in your head. As with any opinions, it is best to consider who is saying it to give you a better perspective on how to take the critique. And if errbody’s saying the same shit, you need to fucking look into that, queen.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to putting on a show, your innate fabulousness is not enough. There are so many factors that go into a performance, that your fierceness needs to translate, not just into entertaining, but also when it comes to planning your event. And gurl, if you can’t do it yourself, I trust that you can use your cunningness in appointing the right hos who can help you out.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Oh, you clueless queen. No amount of planning ahead in the world can prepare you for how to behave once you’ve achieved greatness. The only thing that you can really plan on is that ascending to this new level of sickening can only increase the obstacles that will come your way. After all, if it didn’t, then you’d just be bereft of anything to strive towards. And that shit is just boring.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

You may think that dealing with your true personal demons will be tricky but it really isn’t. You know how exactly how to conquer these hos once and for all, but you also know that it’ll be a looong journey to get there – this is where all your hesitations are coming from. But remember, gurl. If you do a half-ass job of keeping the demons at bay, them bitches will just keep coming back.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

The key to winning a certain bitch over this week is to really make sure that each of your actions is consistent with each of your words. This ho takes everything literally and personally so even just the slightest deviation from the action-word “contract” will send her running for the hills. And I know how important this queen is for you. So, suck it up, gurl!

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

When it comes to a certain relationship, the time for running away whenever the going gets tough is ovah. This is a situation where you are gonna have to meet someone halfway if you want to make this partnership work. This is not the case where you can just leave everything to the wind and hope everything falls into place. In this scenario, you are one-half of the fucking wind, my dear.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

I have great news. You have backup! So whatever world-domination plan you have going on will have the support that you need. The only bitches standing in the way is you and your paranoia (and possibly your mother). Having this many backup dancers can make you think that at least one of them is out to get you. Whether this is true or not, one thing’s for certain. The more you succumb to that negative thought, the more you’re likely to fail. So fucking snap out of it!

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Trust is the key word this week. The behavior you’re putting off is something that may not be translating well to other hos. And look, queen. I know that your intentions are pure, but there’s a part of you that wants to limit what you say because of your fear of looking vulnerable to others. It’s risky, I know, but if you don’t open up to other bitches, they won’t open up to yo ass.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

This week, you’re willing to put more of a spotlight on your ambitions. And although you won’t necessarily cut a bitch to satisfy your goals (you’re not a fucking CAPRICORN, after all), you will definitely use your innate charm in “working around” some of your more difficult adversaries. We’re almost like, “Is there anyone you wouldn’t fuck?”

(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

I don’t know if it exist already but ehh….

Headcanon time!


Is the shortest bean. 5′5′’

Wears shorts because he refuse to ruin his jeans with cat hair

Will give everybody a decent gift but will always give Princey pebbles or crystals

Purrs unintentionally but will give in when you pet him.

Don’t give him catnip.

will sit and sleep anywhere, even on a person

Still getting out of the habit of killing birds and mice

Will hiss and/or scratch you

Cat hair is always a problem


Second shortest bean 5′7′‘ (not counting the ears)

Will deny any rabbit facts that he deems embarrassing

Will thump his foot on the floor when startled

He will kick you.

Ears are a problem for a lot of height reasons

Hearing is better but can’t sleep with so much white noise


2nd tallest bean 5′9′’

Will run after a ball or stick if you throw one past him

Is happy that he can still eat chocolate! (same with Morality)

Will growl or bark

Caused this animal mess

Will beg like a dog for bacon or anything he wants


Tallest bean 5′11′’

Loves this animal mess

So much animal puns or jokes

Will bark quietly in while he sleeps

Like Princey he will beg for food

Always a happy pupper

I am the laziest with headcanons, please help



  • sturdy and durable backpack with at least one outer water bottle pocket, a laptop storage compartment, and plenty of room with organizational pockets to keep everything handy
  • reusable water bottle with or without a built-in water filter
  • noise-cancelling headphones
  • pencil pouch with plenty of highlighters, pens (Staedtler is my personal favorite brand), pencils, an eraser, whiteout, and post-it notes or page tabs
  • high-protein snacks like protein bars, fruit, nuts, or cheese sticks so that you can grab a bite to eat between classes
  • travel-size beauty products like deodorant, lip balm, oil blotting wipes, rollerball perfume, hand sanitizer, mini hairbrush, and dry shampoo so that you can stay fresh during the day without returning to your dorm room
  • a reliable and portable laptop (I’d recommend a MacBook) and your laptop charging cable


  • have a binder, folder, and notebook for each subject to help you stay organized 
  • invest in a quality planner (I swear by the Erin Condren LifePlanner)
  • whether real or fake, add some greenery with cute little succulents or other types of potted plants to cheer you up
  • have a large pencil jar (this can be anything from a mason jar to an actual pencil container) to store all of your writing utensils 
  • tabletop fan to keep you cool while you study
  • bright desk lamp for those late night study sessions


  • make a DIY “medicine cabinet” filled with either travel-size or the very smallest packs of everything you might need: allergy medicine, Advil and Tylenol, cold and flu treatment, bandaids, vitamins and your own personal prescription pills, sleep aid pills, a thermometer, cough medicine, sore throat lozenges, decongestant, hydrocortisone cream, soothing eye drops, antacid, antidiarrheal treatment, flu face masks, vitamin C supplement, hydrogen peroxide, Neosporin, sunscreen and aloe vera gel, small first aid kit, and ace bandage
  • personal appliances like a microwave, mini fridge, Keurig coffee maker, and TV
  • stores that usually have a great selection of college bedding and supplies include Target, Ikea, Urban Outfitters, Walmart, The Container Store, Dormify (website), and DormCo (website)
  • check with your college to find a school supply list with prohibited and allowed items for your dorm room


  • Quizlet website for online flashcards
  • iStudiez Pro app ($9.99 for MacBook and $2.99 for iPhone) for keeping track of classes and homework
  • myHomework Student Planner website and app (free for both MacBook and iPhone) for keeping track of homework 
  • Rate My Professors website to look up your professor before you sign up for their class (read real student reviews) 
  • Evernote website and app (free for both MacBook and iPhone) to take notes and sync them across your devices 
  • Google Drive website and app (free for iPhone) to store documents and easily collaborate with classmates
  • Flat Tomato app (free for iPhone) helps you study by using the Pomodoro technique
  • think about signing up for Amazon Prime for students (you can rent textbooks, stream music and video, get free shipping, and much more) as they offer a free 6-month trial plus a hefty 50% off membership discount making it only $49 per year
Dog!Dean Days

Paring: Dog!Dean x PlusSize!Reader

Warnings: swearing (felt like it gave some flavor

Request: Could you write a plus size reader x dog!dean and like dean gets turnedinto a large dog by a witch and Y/N and dean like each other and it’s fluffywhile he’s a dog but someone like is mean about Y/N’s weight and dean like growls or bites? Fluff pls.

 A/N: I actually really like this and for the person that requested this, please tell me if I did good or not with this. I’m kind of nervous and can totally rewrite it, if you want! BTW this is my first ever one shot where one of the characters get turns into a animal. OH! and feel free to send in requests, you guys always have the greatest ideas!!

           You wake to the sound of loud barking echoing through the halls of the bunker. Pushing yourself up from your bed the soft blankets fall off your chest and land in your lap as you hold your dying head in hands. Your head pounded against your skull from last night’s celebratory round of drinks with the boys. The three of you had successfully finished a hunt, killing a witch that was murdering any woman who came in contact with her cheating husband. At first, you understood where  she was coming from, there may or not have been a time where you had to burn a scumbag boyfriend’s clothes, but killing anyone who had breasts that he ever met was never on your list of revenge.

           Barking still filled the bunker and you cover your ears with your cold hands, trying anything to stop your head from hurting even more. Suddenly your shut eyes snap open when realization hits you. You don’t have a dog. The barking stops almost as quickly and you glance up staring at the half opened door to your bedroom. Only to see it be pushed open by an invisible stranger, soft sounds like paws clicking against the floor of your room enters and it soon started to feel like the first five minutes to every horror movie you had ever seen.

           Your hand moves behind you careful to only inch slowly underneath your pillow for the knife you kept hidden under there. You grip the hilt of the blade as a mess of dark fur jumps up onto the bed and what you see next makes you want to blush from embarrassment. It was just a dog. A big, shaggy, adorable dog and one that was now making itself comfortable at the foot of your bed.

“Sam! Dean!” You cry out warily and push the rest of the blankets off of you and stand up. The cold air hits your bare legs, the plaid boxers and Zeppelin t-shirt not doing much to keep you warm and you wrap your arms around yourself. The dog lifts its head to look at you, worry almost seeming to flash in its dark bead like eyes. Sam soon comes rushing in; himself also dressed in his standard night ware, panic masking his disheveled and tired expression.

“Y/N, what—“ He stops when his eyes trail over to where the dog now laid nonchalantly.

“Is there something you want to tell me, Sam?” You ask him, your hand gesturing towards the dog that had now started to chew on the comforter.

“What? It’s not mine!” He reacts defensively,

“Well, it’s certainly not mine! You’re the one always going on and on about wanting a dog!”

“Dean would kill me if I even brought the smell of a dog inside the Impala, why would I get one?”

           You were at a loss for words, it was true. Dean Winchester was not a dog fan especially when it came to his baby, the Impala.

“Well, where did it come from then?” Sam then almost looks like a light bulb went off in his head and grabs a quarter off of your dresser, walking slowly over towards the dog. It was a solid five seconds before you realized he was testing if the mutt was actually a shapeshifter. You blamed not thinking of this sooner on your grogginess. He stands up reluctantly, after brushing the silver coin against the fur of the dog.

“Well, it’s not a shifter.” You sat down next to the dog as Sam speaks and you pet the mysterious mutt for the first time.


“Hey, Sam have you seen Dean?” You call out as you walk into the kitchen, seeing Sam feed a piece of bacon to the dog.

“Actually I haven’t. S’pose he’s still in his room?” He replies as the dog finishes off the bacon from Sam’s fingertips.

“Doesn’t sound like him,” You respond in passing and Sam gets up from his seat.

“Nothing has been sounding like him since the mark.” The reminder hits you hard. The Mark of Cain, the bane of your existence. Never did you wish something hadn’t ever been thought of. It was not more what it did to Dean but what it made him think of himself after. That he was some kind of monster. That he didn’t deserve to be saved. But how you knew he was wrong. He was the only man you’d ever known to be more deserving then to be helped, to be saved.

“Y/N?” Sam asks knocking you out of your thoughts, you reply with a quick huh before sitting on the same chair Sam was previously in. “I said I was going to go check on him.”

“Oh, okay. Tell him to get his sweet ass here before I kick it, will ya?”

“Sure thing,” He laughs out his response, leaving you alone with the furry mutt and you roughly pet him (something Sam found out). You put your hands under the dogs face, pulling it gently to look at you and say,

“Your gonna love Dean, don’t worry he can be a little rough around the edges at first but he’s a good guy under all that.” You pet him on the top of his head and say, “I promise,” for extra effect. Your eyes wander to the plate of bacon next to you and you’re almost tempted to grab a bite of one but quickly push the thought away. You had not been happy with how you look recently, more specially your weight and have been trying to stick to the strict diet Sam gave you, but one can only eat rabbit food for so long. And you felt like you weren’t even losing any weight, all this dieting did was remind you why you were doing it. You look over to the happy dog and pat him softly on the head, and it nuzzles its nose in the palm of your hand. Almost making you forget about your worries.

           It wasn’t long till you heard Sam, clumsily run into the kitchen, his hand clutching what you assumed to be one of Dean’s jackets.

“Hey, what’s wr—“ You ask but are cut off as you stand to be on the same level as the worried Winchester, even though he’s a good foot taller.

“I don’t think we killed the witch.” He blurts out,

“Yeah right, I stabbed that bitch myself.”

“Well, that must not have killed her. Look!” Sam’s hand goes flying into the side pocket of Dean’s jacket, pulling out an old hex bag.

“Shit.” You breathe out,

“And I think I know where that dog came from.” You look at him, your mind still caught in knots in how the witch wasn’t dead, “this is some kind of changing hex. I think it might’ve, you know changed Dean into…”

“Wait.” You stop him, “you’re saying this witch turned him into a dog?” Suddenly a loud bark comes from behind you and both Sam and you turn to look at the animal wagging its tail.

“Uh, I’d take that as a yes.” Sam says and you can’t help but burst into loud laughter causing the dog—Dean, to bare his teeth.


Two days. Two days and Dean was still a dog, and you and Sam still were not any closer to finding the witch. You both had sat uncomfortably surrounded by books, anything to find how to reverse the spell and Dean was not making it easy. With his constant barking and growling and it was more than once you or Sam had remind him you guys couldn’t actually understand him. But it wasn’t all bad; in fact you almost liked Dean better this way especially when he would sleep at the edge of your bed butterflies would dance inside your stomach, but you still missed the old Dean. The one where you could stare into his bright green eyes all day, the whole situation was just really confusing.

           After the third time, Dean had barked loud and continually Sam slammed his book shut causing you to jump back in response.

“Dean, would you just shut up?” He yells towards Dean and he gave a couple mocking barks in response. Sam turns his head towards you, his eyes pleading and you give a large sigh before slapping your hands on the table and pulling yourself up.

“Hey boy!” You say to Dean, over exaggerating the dog talk, “How about we go for a walk?” You could almost swear you saw Dean’s infamous bitch face but was soon overshadowed by the wagging of his brown tail.


           The hot sun cascades in brilliant yellow rays as you walk Dean down the grey sidewalk, passing shop by shop and you were quickly regretting ever taking him. Every time a relatively attractive woman would pass by, Dean would tug on the leash you had on him and watch the girls saunter away. And every time you felt your heart sink and the strong urge to whack his nose with a rolled up newspaper. Suddenly, you feel another tug from Dean and you were two steps away from yelling at him to quit it when you looked up to see the local bar. Everything clicking into place, you refrain from saying anything but instead kneel down so you’re eye level with best friend.

“Sorry Dean-o,” you tell him, looking at his dark eyes only making you miss his bright green ones more, “sign says no dogs aloud.”

           Dean’s head looks past your shoulder to see the white sheet of paper the said in bright red letters, “NO DOGS” and his face falls. All of a sudden, soft shade blocks the sun from your face and you look up to see three girls, all in tight tank tops to over accentuate their breasts standing above you.

“If you would kindly move your fat ass that would be great,” the tallest of the three said, looking judging towards you. You stand up, leaving Dean to sit on the hot pavement and stare at the three.

“Excuse me?” You ask them, generously giving the girl a chance to change what she said before you’d knock out her perfect teeth.

“I told you to get you ugly, fat ass out of the way. Your blocking everyone with your huge love handles.” She says again and her words hit you, hard and it takes you longer to respond. Her friends looked smug at your silence.

“I’m sorry, did she hurt your feelings?” The only brunette of the three girls ask, patronizingly slow but when she doesn’t think her words hit home she adds, “Is giganticor gonna cry?” You could feel the heat rise to your cheeks and that’s when Dean jumps to his paws and growls angrily towards them, baring his teeth and snapping wildly.

“Would you take control of your dog?!” One of them freaks but that almost seems to spure Dean on and he barks even louder, causing at least two to shriek in girlish yelps. You grab on your leash pulling him back to try and stop him.

“Dean!” You yell over him and his angered fit suddenly stops as his head lifts up to look at you. You mouth, its okay before pulling him away and leaving the frightened trio. When you’re a safe distance away you kneel back down to look at him.

“What the hell was that for, Dean?!” His eyes flash with concern and a soft cry comes from the back of his throat and your voice lowers from angry.

           “Hey, that was nice what you did back there, but I can take it. I’m a big girl; I tie my own shoes and everything. I don’t need you looking out for me.” He places a brown paw on your bended knee and smile warmly to him knowing what Dean would probably be saying right now. Suddenly, of what the three bitches were saying comes rushing back to you and your heart sinks a little bit more. It was more that they said those things in front of Dean, the man you had been madly in love with for a year and a half. As you stand up, you can’t help but mutter under your breath, “it’s not like they didn’t say anything that wasn’t true.”

           You were so caught up in the mess of thoughts you missed the sad look of adorable dog that was Dean Winchester.


           You wake the next day, but not to the soft press of fur between your skin and comfortable blankets but instead to strong arms and the strong smell of old dog. You open your eyes to find Dean’s arms wrapped firmly around you, his body pressed behind you as his face lay in the crook of your neck. He was back! He was normal!…..He was practically spooning you. The thought hits you and you have to refrain from gasping. Suddenly you hear the sound of your phone buzz harshly against the top of your nightstand. You reach for it careful not to stir Dean from his slumber.

1 message. Shown against the screen and you clicked it open. Sam sent you text, short and sweet. Found the witch last night when you were walking Dean, was hiding in some abandoned apartment, is he normal?

You smile and quickly reply with a yes but before you could hit send Dean shifted against you, you could feel his lips move along the back of your neck when he spoke.

“You’re beautiful, okay? You got that?”

           You place the phone back on the nightstand and turn yourself around so you were facing him. His eyes were filled with sincerity and you unwillingly smile towards him.

“I got it.” You respond he smiles back, even though you didn’t believe a word he was saying you knew that he at least believed it. And that made all the difference. The man of your dreams believed you were beautiful.

“Good. I was worried I was gonna have to go into some long chick flick speech to convince you. You just need to not worry what those bitches said, I think your beautiful and you should too.”

           His words made tears well up in your eyes and you quickly try to laugh it away.

“So, I guess being a dog made you quite the insightful one.” You joke and he smiles, pushing away a strand of hair behind your ear.

“Yeah, insightful and full, I had no clue how much a dog can actually eat. I was seriously always hungry!” You both laugh at his comment, letting the morning wash over you. Your phone buzzing with worried texts from Sam, since you never really got back to replying, but to be honest you couldn’t hear him over yours and Dean’s laughter.


When you’re vegan, health and sugar conscious but also extremely lazy or incapable of putting together anything that resembles edible food, it’s best that you stick with foods that you can roll (burritos), eat out of a jar or compile simply (microwave, sandwich layering, adding water).

So, here’s a dessert that I really would like to try. And by all means, if you find the ingredient to be foreign or unavailable, just substitute it with either NOTHING at all or something similar. For example, lavender will be a killer to find. So if you can’t? Don’t worry about it. Just work with what you have.


  • 1 cup cashews
  • 2 tbsp. coconut flour
  • 2 tbsp. fresh lemon juice
  • ½ tbsp. coconut oil
  • 1 tsp. culinary lavender
  • 1 tsp. lemon zest + 1 tsp. for topping
  • 2 soft pitted dates (soak in warm water for 5 minutes to soften)
  • ½ tsp. vanilla extract
  • pinch of salt


  1. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper. Blend the cashews in a food processor until they become a cashew meal. Toss in remaining ingredients and process until well combined. Take a heaping tablespoon and roll into a ball in the palms of your hand and place on parchment paper. Refrigerate for 15-20 minutes. Top with remaining lemon zest and serve or store in the refrigerator.

Courtesy OGP. Laziness added by Yummy Vegan.

East Coast Killjoys

Killjoys may not be concerned with what lays beyond the Zones (or even believe there us anything past Zone 6) but Battery City has satellite locations and they are watching the zones.

The second city to be built after the Helium Wars was Jet City, where Philadelphia once stood as a devastated wreck (I’ve seen Empire City thrown around for New York City but I feel like given the importance of NYC, it would’ve been bombed and completely destroyed in the Helium Wars so Philadelphia was the next best candidate).

Jet City isn’t as far along as Battery City is technology wise so the rules are a bit more lax but still bad. Medication, corrective therapies, and reeducation isn’t mandatory but encouraged, especially for younger folk. If you want to leave the city it’s your choice- it’s just frowned upon and seen as suicide.

Battery City television is what they get at Jet City so of course they know about Killjoys- the terrorists that threaten where all of their food, clothing, and resources come from. Killjoys are seen as a fad and a phase but the younger generation takes it seriously and Killjoy gangs began to sprout up in Jet City as well.

Battery City has machines that provide a foggy ozone but Jet City is surrounded by trees the size of skyscrapers that provide their fresh air, that loom over the city and make it dark and cool all the time. No one knows if the trees are real or man made but no one wants to get too into it, afraid of what they’ll find. There are rumors that the trees are actually buildings and if you get too close, you’ll get pulled inside and are never seen again.

The further you go outside the city, the smaller the trees get. The grass is no longer green, the leaves aren’t full. The poor excuse for foliage is white and bleached. The trees look akin to that of when beetles eat them through and leave hollowed out sticks. You can see on the ground where rivers, creeks, ponds and lakes were but have long since dried up. If you do find water- it’s probably not water. Do not approach.

As for shelter, Killjoys live in old gas stations, diners, and what was fast food joints. Rest stops from before the Wars serve as hot spots for Killjoys to hang out at, but are usually just where music venues, bars, and stores are for trading. If you go out far enough from the main highways then you’ll find farmhouses in an ocean of tall brown and white grass and abandoned factories in an asphalt desert. These are popular locations for either gangs or music venues- there is no in between. Learn to recognize graffiti tags in order to stay safe.

(Edit!) As far as Killjoy fashion goes, it’s probably exactly what you’d expect when you hear “post apocalyptic.” Over sized and dark/muted colors; more on the grunge side of things- hair is brightly colored though. Clothes are decorated with patches and paint (usually spray paint or old cans of it found in abandoned houses). On the east coast it’s sneakers and hoods rather than boots and masks. Younger Killjoys are the ones imitating the west coast Killjoy fashion though, fresh and young from the city with their only idea of rebellion from news reports on television.

(feel free to add on!)

Winchester Sister- Hero

Originally posted by marilynmay

Request: Hey!! Think you could do a Winchester sister imagine where reader bonds with the brothers in different ways (eg: Dean music, Sam books) and the other gets jealous..?
Title: Hero
Parings: Dean x sister!reader, Sam x sister!reader
Words: 978
Summary: Dean gets jealous that his sister is spending more time with Sam than him.
(A/N: I was on vacation this week & it was hella fun, I even made a vlog that I’m hesitant about posting on youtube or something (should I? what do y’all think?) anyways I also have some shitty friends, so if you have those too message me & we can talk about them and we can get our anger out lmao   I feel like this one could be so much better but I am too tired rn to fix it -JC)
“Ew Dean, are you seriously eating that for dinner?” You say, your features showing disgust as your brother, Dean, takes another bite of his burger that drips with grease.
“Yeah, so what?”
“Dean, that is so unhealthy. You’re going to have a heart attack.” You tell him, rolling your eyes and stabbing another piece of your grilled chicken with your fork.
“(Y/N)’s right. You should start to watch what you eat.” Sam says as he sits next to you with a plate of the chicken. “Here, you should try some. It’s actually good.”
“No!” Dean interjects, jerking his plate away when Sam tries to put a piece on Dean’s plate, “I’m not having any of you two’s health-crazed, metabolism-boosting crap. I don’t understand how I am even related to you two.”
“Oh, come on Dean,” You say, letting out a laugh, “You need to stay in shape and eating that preservative filled patty isn’t going to help.”
“Where’d you get that from, Dr. Oz?” Dean snickers. “Listen, you can eat your carrot sticks and crackers all you want, just don’t drag me into it.”  You flip him off and you all finish eating your meal.

You and Sam head to the library after the three of you clean the kitchen. You two sit in front of his laptop and he teaches you how to program new software onto the hard drive, just like he promised he would earlier that day. “Okay and then after you type in the domain you click this button and it should start to download.”
“Oh, that was way easier than I thought,” You say, smiling at your brother as he lets out a laugh. “So then after it downloads it should be up to date?”
“Yep.” Sam nods and you two sit back and watch the laptop process and download.
“Hey (Y/N),” You look up to see Dean walking towards you, “How would you like for me and you to go for a ride tomorrow morning?”
You look from Dean to Sam, who is looking at you with his eyebrows raised, “Gee I’d love to Dean, but me and Sammy were already going to go to the bookstore after our run in the morning. I need to get the last book of the series I’m reading.”
“Didn’t you just get a book a couple days ago?” Dean says, his voice clearly annoyed as he crosses his arms.
“I’m a fast reader…” You say and Dean rolls his eyes, “but we can go another day?”
“Nah, just forget I even asked.” Dean huffs and turns around and walks back to his room.
“Dean,” You call after him, but he ignores you. You throw your head back and sigh in defeat. You look towards Sam, “What do I do now?”
“Just go talk to him, see what he’s upset about.” Sam shrugs and you nod before you get up and head towards Dean’s room.
“Dean?” You ask as you tap on his door.
“It’s open.” You hear him say and you open the door and see Dean lying on his bed with a magazine in his hands. You look around his room awkwardly, having not prepared anything to say.
“You want to talk about it?” You finally say, glancing at your older brother, who peeks his head above his magazine.
“Talk about what?”
“What just happened…” You sit at the corner of his bed. You hear him sigh and he tosses his magazine to the side.
“Look, I told you to forget about it.” Dean says in a stern voice.
“No, Dean, there’s something you’re not telling me! Tell me what it is!” You snap, getting angry at Dean.
“Fine! It just seems that you like Sam more than you like me…” Dean says strongly at first then gets more embarrassed the more he talks.
“Why the hell would you think that?” You ask, shaking your head. How could you ever favor one of your brothers over the other?
“No, it’s stupid, just go.” He says but you cross your arms and give him a firm look. Dean grunts in annoyance that he has to go on, “I don’t know… You and him are just so much alike. You like the same foods, you geek out over the same things, and you two basically have a book club together. You spend so much time together; it just seems as if you’d prefer to be with him rather than me.”
“Are you kidding me?” You let out a small laugh, “There’s no reason for you to be jealous, just because me and Sam both like fruit and certain books doesn’t mean that I’d prefer him over you. You don’t see Sam getting mad when me and you go to concerts and stuff! And anyways Sam has always been my dorky older brother; you know the one that was a mathlete in high school and was fascinated by insects as a kid. You, Dean, you’ve taught me everything I know. You taught me how to ride a bike, how to shoot a gun, how to even cook damn pasta.
“ You know why I always come to you with my problems and not Sam? It’s because I know you will always be there for me no matter how little the situation is, you always have been. I mean hell, I’ve looked up to you ever since the day I could walk. You’re my hero, Dean.”
“Okay, okay, I’m sorry,” Dean smiles to himself, thinking about what you had said. You move closer to him and Dean wraps his arms around you. “If I had to choose, you’d be my favorite.”
You laugh and look him in the eyes, “I’m going to cancel my plans with Sammy and then me and you can have all day tomorrow to ourselves, okay?”
“Sounds good.” He says and ruffles your hair.

A kiss will fix it

For @bubblessssss who asked for an imagine where you accidentally feed Jackson spicy food. Thank you for the request, I hope you like it! <3 I’m so sorry this took so long, thank you for your patience!! <3 

“What are we eating?” Jackson said, walking up behind you. He rested his hands on your hips as he watched you cook, leaning his chin on your shoulder. He had been asking (begging) you to cook food for him for months, and you only agreed after he had cooked dinner for you last week.

“Soup.” You replied, adding the peppers. You were following a recipe you found online, and you were hoping it would turn out.

“It smells really good.” Jackson said happily, and you nodded. It did smell good, and you were pretty happy with the way it looked. You double checked the recipe on your phone, mentally checking everything off. “Those were mild peppers, right?” Jackson said suspiciously, and you nodded.

“Of course.”

After that, you just had to wait for it to cook. In the meantime, the two of you began cleaning up, with Jackson getting “distracted” every two minutes. He snuck up behind you as you were putting away the last spatula, suddenly grabbing you and tickling your sides.

You almost screamed in surprise, dropping the cooking utensil on the floor. “Jackson!” You laughed, swatting him away. “Look what you did!” He just pouted back at you.

“Can we eat now?” He asked, sticking his nose over the pot. “It looks done.”

You couldn’t help but laugh at how impatient he was. “Why don’t you try it and see.” You said, dipping a spoon in to the soup before carefully holding it out to him. He blew on it before trying it, giving you a reassuring smile.

But his facial expression changed quickly, even though you could tell he was trying to look like he was enjoying it. His eyes started watering and his cheeks were bright red.

“Jackson?” You said, concerned. “Is it that bad?”

“No, it’s good!” He said quickly. To prove his point, he took another spoonful of soup. He tried to smile, but it turned out as more of a grimace. You got a spoonful of the soup for yourself, and nearly chocked.

“Oh my god.” You said. “This is horrible!” All you could taste was spice, and you realized that the peppers you bought must not have been mild after all.

Jackson gasped in relief, rushing over to the sink for water. “I thought you were trying to kill me!” He said, putting his head under the faucet.

“Why did you keep eating it then?!” You said, opening the refrigerator for milk.

“I don’t know! I didn’t want to be rude!” He took the milk from you, drinking it out of the carton.

“It’s revenge for scaring me earlier.” You said, biting your lip in an attempt not to smile.

“I thought you didn’t do this on purpose!” Jackson exclaimed, looking thoroughly betrayed.

“Take out?” You suggested, changing the subject and trying very hard not to laugh at Jackson (and completely failing).

“Sounds good.” He said hoarsely with a nod. “And stop laughing at me, I’m in pain, y/n.” You were already looking at a menu on your phone, and Jackson whined at the lack of attention. “Don’t you love me?” He said. “I’m suffering.”

You snorted, feeling slightly bad, but feeling more amused. “When little kids get a bruise or cut, a kiss fixes it.” You said, leaning up to peck Jackson on the lips. “Better?” And he nodded, looking much happier than he had a second before.

Sweetspo #2

Good morning, love! Today is a new day filled with so much potential! I want to see you stick to your calorie limit, because I know you can. Eat those fruits and veggies because they’ll make your body happy and healthy. Chips and chocolate are full of so much sugar and salt and they make you greasy and break out, so resist them. Remember: if you deserve a treat, you deserve to be fat. Make today yours 💋

Jinyoung: I just remembered something while eating. I remember eating with J.Y. Park PDnim in the past. He would tell me not to put my arms on the table. Remember, he told us not to stick our tongue out while eating.

BamBam: Then I guess you can roll your tongue inside and eat.

JinyoungOh yeah, remember Yugyeom cried after dropping and breaking a bottle of wine. I remember that now after seeing the wine bottle.

YugyeomI almost broke it and I didn’t cry!

Cheesy Broccoli Soup

6 cups chopped broccoli

½ cup diced onion

2 cloves of garlic minced

Throw that into a large stock pot with some butter. Cook it a bit, add seasoning

Pour in 4 cups of chicken broth (I used homemade but any kind will do)

Simmer for ten minutes or until the broccoli is tender

Add in 1 cup HWC and continue to simmer

(I added a spoonful of chicken bullion to really enhance the flavors)

Add 5 cups of cheese and turn the heat to low

(I used 3 cups shredded cheddar/jack and 2 cups extra sharp cheddar)

Use immersion or stick blender to smooth out the soup as much as you want

You can eat it like that but I found the soup to be a little thin so I added a sprinkle of xanthan gum and whisked it in….just go slow, a little goes a long way

We topped our soup with grilled chicken, bacon and cheese. Super filling


Tokuten cd for buying all ~More Blood~ Situation CDs


Sakamaki brothers: Kaji Yuuki, Midorikawa Hikaru, Hirakawa Daisuke, Toriumi Kousuke, Konishi Katsuyuki & Kondou Takashi

Mukami brothers: Takahiro Sakurai, Kimura Ryohei, Tatsuhisa Suzuki & Kishio Daisuke

「カールハインツの部屋の恐怖」Karl Heinz’s Room Terror

*One day Yui coming to Ayato. She made Takoyaki and wanted Ayato to eat together with her.*

*knocking SFX*

Ayato: Huh? Who is it? *Ayato opened his room’s door* What is it, Chichinashi? It’s you, huh? Why are you here? Huh, are you coming here to ask me to suck your blood? *laugh* By the way, you have different smell than you usually have. *sniff sniff* Hm? This smell is… Takoyaki??? You… why are you smell like Takoyaki? Huh? You made some because you want to eat it, then you bring them to me too? Damn… What are you doing in such a time! I don’t need it! Don’t ‘eh’ me! It’s not your business if I eat takoyaki or not! Damn! Go away! *Ayato shut the door*

*Yui then going to Reiji. Reiji seemed to doing a weight-lifting(?)*

Reiji: *groan* Oh my… it’s you. What’s wrong? Eh? Ayato refused to eat Takoyaki? *smirk* I see. Ayato too then? No, I don’t know anything. Yes, it’s the truth. *shock* It becomes a little bit hard. But I don’t want to give up here. Right, That’s true. What is it? Eh? My movement is funny? Ho… How could you speak like that to me? You said I am funny. Just how funny exactly I am? I move like a robot? Me? My head is stiff, and my leg movement is very cautious? How dare you say as if I am a wild goose? You even said me look like a robot. You seem like longing to be punished by me. *laugh* But, I don’t have any time to take care about you. I am busy. Excuse me. Really. So annoying. I need to strengthen my dorsal muscle!

*Yui then go to Kanato*

Kanato: Hm? Eh? What are you doing? Eh? Takoyaki? Heh… No wonder I smell something unpleasant. I’m amazed you can easily eat something with strong smell like that. It’s unbelievable! Well, I don’t really care. For a lowly insects like you that thing might be a delicious food. What is it? You are so noisy. This manor is my home! This is a place where I can do everything I want! I don’t have any obligation to ask for your permission! If I drink this, for sure… But, I don’t like this drink. Right, Teddy you don’t like it too, right? But I know. The me right now need to drink this. Teddy will you across this wall with me? *drinking* Finally I could finished it all. But I still have some more. *Kanato’s stomach grumbling* My stomach already grumbling… Heh? What is it? There’s a huge supply of milk in the refrigerator? Right. They are all mine. Do you have problem with that? You are so noisy! Don’t disturb me now! *drink more milk* No… I won’t give up. If I give up now, my pride… *drink*

*Someone came in.*

Raito: Ah, Bitch-chan, I’m wondering what kind of smell is this. So it was you. Are you bringing Takoyaki? Ufu. Are you giving that to Ayato-kun? I want you to make Ayato-kun chubby. He was making fun of me once. It’s better if he died in consuming much cholesterol. Ufu. Eh? What do I mean? It’s not something important. On top of that, Kanato-kun, you’re drinking that much milk. Are you okay?

Kanato: Don’t disturb me!

Raito: Ufu. Well, I don’t care about it though. Ups, Bitch-chan, can you move your foot a little? Wow, what a good view. Nice happening(?). Stay like that. So today you’re wearing the pink one? Ah… she runs away. I want to see more though… Ufu. Ah. It’s here. My secret weapon. Eh? What is this? You understand what is it, right? This is vinegar. You asked what I will do with it. You know, I will *Raito open the botol and drink it, then he coughing hard.* this sour taste, I am really not good with it. But, if I give up drinking it more, Raito-kun’s forte will get bad. *drink more* *cough* what? Why do I drink vinegar [1]? Well, that’s… do you want to know, Bitch-chan? Are you taking interest in me? Ufu. I will tell you, but, if you want to do some sport with me until our bodies soft over there, okay? Ufu. You don’t have to runaway. Just because we’ll do sport until our bodies soft, why are you draw back from me? Bitch-chan, what did you imagine? Bitch-chan? You’re going already? That’s unfortunate. If you want to eat Takoyaki, I think you better go to dining room~

*Yui went and met Shu*

Shu: Don’t disturb me. Now I’m getting irritated. Sleepy… Huh? Why I feel irritated? This house is more noisy than usual. And now, because you’re disturbing me too. Hm? Today seems like everyone is strange? That’s for sure. Huh? The reason? It’s too troublesome to tell you. Well, whatever. I am so sleepy, don’t disturb me. If you disturb me more than this, you have to give me your blood. *Yui avoided Shu and go* Finally you go away. *closed the door*

*Then Yui met Subaru*

Subaru: Hm? What is it with you? Geez. You really have so many annoying habits! Moreover, what is that? Huh? Just by seeing it, I know that that is Takoyaki! Are you making fun of me?! What I want to ask you is whether you’ll eat that or not! Or Ayato gonna eat that? It’s not like I care who will eat those things! Tck. Whatever. You sit there. Just sit there! No, sit farther from me! Bring your chair farther away. Right. Stick to the wall is good. Yosh. You can eat your takoyaki there. Huh?! There’s no special reason. Just don’t bother about me. *Subaru staring at Yui intently* Huh? Why I stare at you? Shut up. It’s not your concern, right? Well, I just want to increase my eyesight by staring at you. Well, Reiji told me that if I keep staring something from distant my eyesight will get better. Why I want to increase my eyesight? You still need to ask? Because there will be a physical measurement! If I was judge that I have bad physical condition, I will not have to clean Father’s room! Moreover Mukami brother will join this measurement too. I don’t want to lose! Huh? Finally you know why everyone acting strange? That’s for sure. Because cleaning Father’s room is so troublesome. So everyone doesn’t want to do it. Moreover, I don’t know what will come out. You might think that his room is just a normal room. But Father is a vampire who had lived more than 2.000 years. And he also likes to collect some weird things! His room is like an enormous armored room! One time, Kanato enter our Father’s room to look for a book he wanted to read, he said he saw a gigantic slug inside. I’m starting to shiver. I really don’t want to go inside! Gigantic Slug is… so disgusting! So I want to get my physical measurement this week is not to be the worst one. So, for now I will increase my eyesight.

*Meanwhile in Mukami house*

Ruki: *smirk* This time being I’m sure they are in a haste. *drink* By the way, this Russian tea is so delicious.

Azusa: *drink* It contains so much sweet jam. So delicious. I like it too. I Love it.

Kou: They must be so haste? So laughable. Well, those lazy noble young masters deserve it. *eat a cookie*

Yuuma: Oi, Kou! That cookie is the last one, right? Don’t eat that!

Kou: *Talk while eating*

Yuuma: A! You! I told that I want that too! Why don’t you give half to me?

Kou: Why I have to? You were always eating so much sugar blocks , right? Why don’t you give me this one? Are you okay to eat that much sugar? On the coming up physical measurement you might be told overweight.

Yuuma: Don’t lump me with those certain lazy asses! Every day I always drip sweat and work hard on the field! Moreover beside sugar, I always eat vegetables every day. Don’t be mistaken me with those luxury noble guys!

Kou: Well, you have a point. Because of my job as an idol, I too always move my body with dancing and doing a live performance. Ah… but, Azusa-kun, are you okay? Are you exercising your body properly?

Azusa: I’m okay. Even I’m not look like it, I’m quite strong. Look. *Azusa bent a fork*

Yuuma: Whoa-! You bent a fork with only your fingers! You’re unexpectedly strong, huh! Is that kind of supernatural power?

Azusa: Hm… It’s not a supernatural power. Mine is just a pure power. Every day, in order for me to could speak with the Justins (can’t hear the name clearly. Justin is name of his scars XDDD), naturally I become stronger. It all thanks to all the Justins.

Ruki: I don’t want to imagine it, but, for causing yourself a scar, you definitely need power, right?

Kou: If you hurt yourself that bad, you’ll lose your arm!

Azusa: It’s fine. I’ll be troubled if I lose them all. I will not hurt myself until I broke my own bone. *chuckle* I’m very good at stopping at the very dangerous limit to hurt myself.

Ruki: Hh… It makes my dorsal muscle rigid just to imagine the pain.

Yuuma: By the way, is your condition okay, Ruki?

Ruki: Me? Who you ask that to?

Yuuma: I never saw you doing exercise before.

Ruki: Eventhough I don’t move my body, I always use my brain to think. So I am totally fine.

Kou: I heard that using your brain used so much energy. Then, Ruki-kun always burnt his energy finely.

Ruki: I might not use energy as much as Yuuma. But so far I will not ranked the lowest. So don’t worry. But, that person had made so much trouble.

Azusa: The true purpose… is not to clean his room, right?

Ruki: Right.

Yuuma: It’s because they’re too lazy, he wants them to work out. What a drag guys.

Kou: Is that so? He might want them to plainly clean his room.

Ruki: If he wants to clean his room, he can order the familiars, right? On top of that, those guys are ignorance if it comes to cleaning. The real reason is…

Azusa: As expected, his real sons are important to him? Even though he had us too.

Ruki: And the reason behind all that happen so far is for them all too.

Yuuma: Tck, so boring.

Kou: Right? So irritating. After all that happens, what they have gotten though?

Ruki: Stop, Kou. That person is a benefactor for us. You understand it, right?

Kou: I know, though.

Ruki: Living in world is not fair. Now, let’s just enjoy our tea for a little while more. With just four of us.

Ayato: Yosh! Finally it’s the day of physical measurement! Every day I endure myself from eating Takoyaki. Now my body feels so light, and I must be on the proportional weight.

Kanato: I… won’t drink sugar-contented milk anymore. No, I think I had drink sugar worth for the time I live. With this, I should gain height. If not… it’s cruel. It’s so cruel… *crying*

Raito: I’m agreeing with that. Ufu. Because of that healthy vinegar, I think my body is soft enough. Right, Bitch-chan?

Subaru: Why are you asking her? Well, It’s such a long time for me not to locked myself inside the coffin, and because I was always seeing something from a far recently, I feel light my sight is getting better.

Shu: Hah… so troublesome. Who cares about all that, right? Even if I do as I normally do, I will not rank the last.

Reiji: *laugh* If you think so, you could normally eat something oily. Good for nothing. That means you’ll be the lowest rank.

Shu: That won’t do.

Reiji: !!

Kanato: Hm? What is it? Seems like you have something to say.

Raito: What’s wrong, Bitch-chan?

Ayato: Huh? Today we are not going to measure our physical health, but our physical strenght? Didn’t we already say that before?

Subaru: Huh? Beside Reiji the rest of us had do something that has nothing to do with physical strength measurement? Huh… *shock in realize*

Kanato: Why didn’t you tell us before?!?!?!

Ayato: Seriously? Oi, Chichinashi, don’t joke around! It has nothing to do with it?!?! Even I endure myself not to eat takoyaki for so long too?

Raito: Eh… Vinegar also had nothing to do with it??

Ayato: Oi, you Chichinashi! Are you joking?!

Ruki: Hh… whenever I see you all, it hurt my eyes.

Ayato: Huh?!?! What? It’s you Ruki? I thought you were so scared and run away.

Ruki: I don’t have to do that, right?

Kou: Hey, don’t bully M-nekochan!

Azusa: Hmm. Right. I heard you all. Eve is not in fault. Right?

Yuuma: Hm, you’re right. Mesu-Buta, not different from us, is a hardworker. *laugh*

Subaru: HUH?!?! Don’t tell me, you are that kind of girl?

Kanato: Heh… you’re not? You said you are not like that, I can’t believe that!

Raito: Ufu. It seems I will have to give you an intense punishment later~

Kou: Hey, I-Told-You… It’s not M-nekochan’s fault. Can you please listen to what people said?

Ruki: Kou. Leave them. Whatever the result of the measurement later, there will be one group among us who will have to do the cleaning. Livestock, don’t worry. (Ruki called Yui with Kachiku/livestock)

Reiji: My, my. Everyone, the measurement will start soon. Let’s move to the sport hall.

Shu: So troublesome. In the sport hall the noise will resound back, it’s so noisy.

*The measurement had ended*

Kanato: *laugh bitterly*It’s already night…

Ayato: Impossible. What the hell is going on?

Raito: I don’t know. It’s only something happen in manga. They were just too perfect.

Reiji: Even though it looks impossible, it’s still the truth.

Kanato: I don’t want to accept it. Ah… No way… to clean that man’s room… I will never forget it… a giant slug… No… I don’t want to enter that room ever again!

Kou: Ahahaha…. This is really a miracle! It’s amazing thing, right? Amazing~ Amazing~

Yuuma: You’re right. Even if there are six of you, the total score of your measurement is the same six number, only 666 points! *laugh* Well, we got more than 900 points. In physical strength we are unbeatable.

Subaru: No way. I’m not good with slug. Moreover it’s the giant one. It’s really not happening! But more than that to run away from that damn old man is more impossible. I want to be inside my coffin…

Azusa: Subaru-san, you look really desperate. It’s a bit pitiful. Are you okay? Do you want me to lend you my knife? If you hurt yourself a bit, I think it will cool down your feelings.

Kou: Oh my, Azusa-kun, that’s so scary, please don’t

Azusa: Ah, sorry.

Ruki: Hm? Livestock, what’s wrong?

Kou: Hm? Everyone doesn’t need to be so desperate; you are willing to clean the room?? M-Nekochan you’re really… a doM, huh?

Yuuma: Mesu-Buta!! Do you know how the real condition of Karl Heinz room is?

Azusa: I heard something before. There’s an insect there, and it’s a big one! It’s far bigger than us… Do you know it?

Raito: Bitch-chan, you’re… not just a mere Bitch-chan, right? You’re a good girl, right?

Ayato: Hey, for just a mere chichinashi, you’re being so cheeky!

Kanato: Right… For no reason I’m so pissed off because you’re covering for us. If I got a help from someone like you, even if I scared, I will clean it by myself!! Don’t make light of me!!!

Shu: So tired. Whatever with cleaning.

Reiji: It can’t be helped. We can make no more excuses. We have to do it.

Subaru: Darn… Then… then… I have no other choice except to destroy it! Whatever exists inside that room, insects or something, I will crush them all!!!

Raito: Wah… Subaru-kun you’re so reliable. Rather than cleaning the room, that is a better solution.

Ayato: Right! That’s a good idea! Let’s just shock our father! Hahaha…

Kou: Seems like it will be so fun. Really. I never get bored to Sakamaki Brothers because they always think such a stupid idea.

Ruki: Kou, are you going to join them?

Kou: Heh… of course not! Karl Heinz-sama might get angry at me.

Azusa: Hm… it’s okay if we do nothing, right? I kind of want to see the slug. I want to keep it.

Yuuma: Oi, oi, Azusa you want to see that slug?

Kanato: *laugh* Right, that’s true. Let’s unified our power and kill all the insects. Right! Stab, chop, then burn them all! And then let’s hang them! *laugh*

Ayato: You’re right! I’m in the mood to crush down some building!

Ruki: They’re no longer desperate about it.

Reiji: *sigh* Well, finally even how desperate we are, we are still going to do whatever our father says.


Translator’s Note:

[1] Drinking vinegar is said to be good for your health. Even in Japan, there’s a vinegar health drink which already contain more sweetener.



Translation team member: Kanransha

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I'll put a mozzarella stick between my teeth and you can take it lady & tramp style with your mouth but you can bet damn well we eating those mozz sticks 😂😂

Lmaoooo. You better not bring any damn marinara sauce.


I worked out so hard and everybody is like, “Oh, she looks so skinny blah, blah, blah.” But I think that if you just stick to something you can really achieve so much. I’ve been eating hard protein every day, and working out for three hours every day. It’s crazy but I think that you know if you set your mind to something I think you can succeed.
—  Bella Hadid on her recent weight loss and training for the VSFS
How Bad?

Title: How Bad?

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Reader x Namjoon

Word Count: 2,500

Summary: All it takes is a video for you to have Namjoon by your side again. You know you’ve been a naughty girl but when it comes to Namjoon, you will do whatever it takes.

A/N: Okay, so I am so in love with Namjoon and I just had to write a smutty smut smut of him because I can’t resist. Tagging: @kenwayer27 (I have a Jin one on the way for you babe) @bfkook (cause she support Namjoon and I) @noir0neko @chimcharms @taesbitch (Namjoon’s hoes just like me) and @bae-m0n <3 This is also inspired by two of @onerandomkpop ‘s vines (I love them ALL)

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

 As you lay on your bed sucking in the sound of the rain tapping against your window, you browse through your phone. The last message and call from Namjoon was two days ago. You know that he is probably busy with all of his meetings overseas, but it has been three weeks since Namjoon left for his business trip. It has been three weeks of not feeling his touch. It has been three weeks of not having his love.

Missing him so much, you start to look through your pictures of him. There’s one with him biting his soft, lower lip. Another one of him from when he was on top of you. You two were play fighting and he took over by putting you under him. You captured the right moment, the moment he smirked, the moment his eyes were filled with lust, the moment before everything went down. With the memories still clear in your mind, you get frustrated. Ugh, I need him. Your hands slowly trail down your body. Feeling from your neck and down to your breast, you give out a light moan. His touch is all you want, all you need. A slight smirk appears on your face and you hop out of bed to set your phone so it focuses on you. This will definitely get him home to me.

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I worked out so hard and everybody is like, ‘Oh, she looks so skinny blah, blah, blah. But I think that if you just stick to something you can really achieve so much. I’ve been eating hard protein every day, and working out for three hours every day. It’s crazy but I think that you know if you set your mind to something I think you can succeed.
—  Bella Hadid