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Hold On, I’m Coming

Summary: You’re in a serious car accident, and a certain firefighter Winchester comes to the rescue

Pairing: Eventual Firefighter!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 3,000

Warnings: Serious car accident, descriptions of aftermath, wreckage, injuries, trapped!reader, moderate injuries to reader, pain, blood, panic, fear… 

Title Inspiration: Hold On, I’m Coming, by Sam and Dave

A/N: @deanssweetheart23 I warned you not to tempt me… and now it’s here. This could turn into a little mini-series if you guys are interested, so let me know. (Fire photos are mine/from my local department, Dean is from google)

Quick language guide for those of you who don’t live with a police scanner providing constant background noise: BOLO (be on the look-out), MVA (motor vehicle accident), ALS (advanced life support), Car 3-2 (Lieutenant’s vehicle)

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Yesterday (May 4th) I pulled a kinda douche move but like in a pretty funny way. Our cart corrals outside aren’t bolted down, so you can move them around a bit if you’re strong enough but it’s really only employees that know or care to notice this. But I was running carts and I noticed a car that was parked right next to the cart corrals and it had a Trump/Pence sticker on the back window. So I just pushed the corral right up next to the person’s door so that they would have like 3 inches to squeeze in the door. Was it petty? Yes. Did it make my manager laugh when I told her and give me something to giggle at for the rest of my shift? Definitely.

where's my love || dylan o'brien (part one)

word count: 4152

warnings: angst

prompt: none

author’s note: hey everyone! this is the first part of a series that i have decided to start! i’m really excited to write this. special thank you to hayley @sarcasticallystilinski, for reading through this and giving it a huge support! other than that, i hope you all really like this! love you all! 

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nultemp  asked:

today i saw a pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back window of the punisher skull in yellow with the don't tread on me snake on the forehead and he didn't use his blinker to change lanes, which didn't really surprise me

he’s truly following right lib philosophy

I like to think in a modern au Thog use to own a motorcycle and he added on a side car for Markus and Ashe and then another for Kyr and Gregor sat behind him, eventually it became too much after Inien joined in and he just bought a minivan and now he’s basically a soccer mom because he has a bunch of stickers and family bullshit on his back window and a bumper sticker that says “Road Rage Queen” in hot pink block letters.

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Prompt: “I can’t believe you found my dog! Please take this reward.”         Pairing: Bucky x Reader                                                                           Summary: Your best friend is lost, thanks to a snafu at your apartment complex. Your hunt to find her leads you to a smooth-talking army vet. P.s. there is a little cursing.                                                                         Categories: Angst (over losing your pet), flirty fluff                                             This is my entry for @bionic-buckyb ‘s 5k au challenge!

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not sure if i admire or fear the confidence of the driver of the Honda Accord i see around town that has a huge “BDSM” sticker on the back window

On my way to teach a class this morning, I got stuck in traffic behind a car with an “I say … Ding Dong!” sticker in the back window. 

Bernie Wolfe and Berena invading all aspects of my life!

Just a quick little birthday headcanon for @jessica988.

Every morning Kristoff doesn’t think about much else other than getting to work on time, but that changes one day when he sees a big sticker on the back window of his and Anna’s car that wasn’t there the day before. It’s hard to miss, taking up about a quarter of the window, and in bold letters it says “BABY ON BOARD.”

He ends up being just a little late to work.

Signs

So here I am, riding along on my way to work, using the peaceful time in the car to do my regular morning musing session about something I’m writing. This morning, it’s Marigold and Tom.

I get into it, still fighting off sleep, driving on autopilot (yes, I know I need to be more alert and paying better attention to the road, but sometimes it happens)… and then the next time I really clue into my surroundings, I see this car.

At first I see the license plate, which is “WTCRAFT”. And I’m like Warcraft?, but that doesn’t make sense with the letters. Well, then they pull in front of me, and I really look at the whole car. On the back window are stickers of the pagan/Wiccan/witchcraft variety from a “Blessed Be” to a pentacle.

And I’m floored.

If this isn’t some sort of sign, I don’t know what is.

So I had to take a photo to share on my blog, as proof that it did really happen, and that sometimes the universe works in mysterious, magical ways.

PS The license plate surround says “my other ride is a broom”.

yesterday i was in the car and my mom was driving and i looked out the window and there was a minivan with a tøp sticker on the back window and smiled and pointed it out to my mom, and the minivan had a harry potter sticker too and an arctic monkeys sticker and some other one that i didn’t know.

and as we were driving behind it in the lane next to it, i kept saying “hi fren” or “i love you fren” and then we gOT NEXT TO THE CAR AND IT WAS A LADY IN HER 60S AND I FLIPPED OUT AND SAID “OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU, KIND LADY”

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It wasnt long after the wedding that Emma is leaving the station and pauses at the back of her beloved yellow Bug. There, on the back window is a sticker that wasn’t there eight hours ago.

She pretends to be mad when she gets home and finds Killian and Henry pouring over a website of funny bumper stickers. Clearly the culprit is the teenager and her husband is just a child at heart aiding with the use of the credit card she never should of given him. The faux anger doesnt last long after she joins them over pizza and the laptop.


No one takes claim a week later when Zelena’s green monster is tagged with “My Other Ride is a Broom” and David’s rusty truck is sporting a shiny new “My Other Ride is a Trusty Stallion”. Needless to say, vehicular vandalism calls increase in Storybooke but no charges are ever pressed.

The Signs As Moms In The Dropoff Line

Aries: Leanne, who’s always shouting on the phone so loudly you can hear her outside the car.

Taurus:  Lilian, whose kids always gets out of the car with starbucks and has an impeccably clean car.

Gemini: The mom who you don’t actually know because she’s always late.

Leo: The super hip young mom whose back window is covered in stickers from marathons.

Cancer: Julie, the mom who always has muffins. Always! Like you call out hey, Julie! And she just muffins you, what the heck. Also alway stops the line talking to other people.

Virgo: Lena, the hot lesbian business mogul who all the other moms are lowkey highkey attracted to.

Libra: Leila, the mom who’s in her forties but is still actually hotter than all the other moms.

Scorpio: Remy, the super opinionated mom whose car is covered in bumper stickers and is on all the boards.

Sagittarius: Serena, the mom who drives a super old car and never wears shoes. Can’t park.

Capricorn: Amanda (uh-mohn-da) the mom who drives a porsche suv and has about a half dozen ‘My Kid’s an Honor Student’ stickers. Also on all the boards, Remy’s arch rival.

Aquarius: Valerie, The mom who’s car is way too small for her kids and always shows up in her pjs.

Pisces: Sunny, the mom who drives super slow and always spends a minute waving out the window as her kids run to school.

I am the kind of person that reads people’s bumper stickers, because they usually tell a lot about their personalities and interests.  And, if a person has several that reflect interests I share, I will take a photo.  Because, those people are kindred spirits I have yet to meet.  My people.

Some may, or may not, remember that I have several geeky stickers on the back window of my car.  One from the Hobbit. One from LOTR.  A Deathly Hallows. A Serenity, and Firefly. A Tardis, a Galifreyan timelord symbol. A sticker of Hogwarts Castle, that says I Belong at Hogwarts.  I have a Vote Smuggler 2016 with Mal Reynolds and Han Solo. And, I have a Human Rights Coalition sticker. They have been there a few years now, and I really need to refresh them.  

Today, I had to stop at the supermarket to pick up a few things.  As, I was coming out of the store, I saw a guy taking a photo of my rear window. Kindred spirit.  I started smiling, and it was obvious it was my car, as I was also wearing a Hogwarts t-shirt.  He saw me, and saw he was caught, and we both laughed and he yelled, “I love your stickers!”  

Thanks, fellow geek. 

More like Queen of the Dorks. But, whatever. 

yikes, i almost had an altercation with a package thief?? mail-lady was parked out front, filling mailboxes after dropping three packages on my porch, and this guy rolled up in a truck with a bunch of empty amazon boxes in the bed, black windows, and like construction stickers on front and back for parking anywhere. just as he was getting out of his car when she left i went down to pick up the packages on my porch and he runs back to his car and speeds away when i open the door?? very freaky. 

i’m sure he wanted to read annie dillard and willa cather.. but he’s gonna have to wait.

Devenford Prep Part 28

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So I’ve been busy with a lot of things lately and things are going to get even busier. It’s been a stressful few months and I’m trying to get over some things. If you can bare with me I’ll still try to make time to continue with updates. Thank you for reading and the lovely messages! I’m not sure if this is any good or makes any since, but here you go.

You were putting the finishing touches on your outfit when the phone in the back pocket of your jeans starts to vibrate. The black skinny jeans hugged at your thighs and pack side the way you liked them too, the tight and tucked into your black heeled boots so easily. Quickly you pulled on your black leather jacket over your burgundy t-shirt. You looked cute, the outfit was simple, but perfect for the chilly night. Grabbing your phone you saw a text from Killian, it read ‘Kayla had to bounce something came up, so it’s just us, I’ll be over in 5 minutes’. With one more glance in the mirror your fixed your hair, that you had taken time to straighten, so it would look cute in a beanie. You pull it over your straight hair then spray on some perfume.
You looked nice, but something was making your curious about Brett. Was he going to end up going? You had spent the afternoon with Samantha and surprisingly it was fun. Shopping and getting to know the blonde girl.
The door bell rings and you quickly run out of your room with your bag strapped across your body. It was too late your brother had gotten to the door first. Then you smell him, the sweet scent of Killian’s skin. Your brother crosses his arms and give the dark haired boy a look up and down.
“You’re not Brett.” He says squinting his eyes.
“No, not I’m not,” He says running a hand through his long hair. “Thank god for that too. I’ve got better hair.”

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Bleach characters as drivers...


As requested by anon. :)


Okay, so….it turns out I already did this one. But I didn’t realize until after I had written this! And also I did it in a different format. And *almost* all of the jokes are different. So I’m keeping it. *cough* A-anyway, here’s what Bleach characters might be like if they had driver’s licenses! 


1. Byakuya: Scrupulously follows the rules of the road

Byakuya (on his hands-free cell phone): Yes, Rukia, I know I am late for your wedding, but the speed limit is 45, so my hands are absolutely tied.

Byakuya: It is called the law, Rukia. 


2. Ishida: Is prepared for any car-related emergency

Orihime: Um…..Ishida? You have glass cutting tools, scuba gear and a flotation device in your glove compartment.

Orihime: Are you a spy?

Ishida: What? No!

Ishida: Just prepared in case I drive off the road into a lake!

Ishida: Lakes kill, Inoue.


3. Unohana: Tends to change lanes….a lot

Unohana: Allow me to drive in front of you, car.

Unohana: Allow me to drive in front of you also, car.

Unohana:  Allow me to drive in front of you also, car.

Ichigo: PLEASE STOP SWERVING LIKE THAT


4. Nnoitra: Has trouble with road rage

Nnoitra: Hey! Hey are you passing me? ARE YOU FUCKING PASSING ME BECAUSE YOUR CAR IS BIGGER THAN MINE, ASSHOLE

Nnoitra: NOBODY FUCKING PASSES ME I AM THE FASTEST

Tesla: Nnoitra-sama, please…


5. Hiyori: Has trouble with road rage

Hiyori: I WILL FUCKING USE THIS CAR AS A BATTERING RAM DON’T TEST ME

Shini: Hiyori, no!


6. Grimmow: Has trouble with road rage stalking

Grimmjow: That car just cut me off. How fucking rude.

Grimmjow: I’m gonna follow that car around forever until I get my revenge!

Ulquiorra: But what about buying orange juice?


7. Yoruichi: Speeds

Ichigo: Y-you know you’re going like twice the speed limit, right???

Yoruichi: I don’t call my car the “Goddess of Flash” for nothing!

Yoruchi: Ichigo, please, your hands are turning white.


8. Kyoraku: Drives under the speed limit

Nanao: Captain, you are FIVE miles under the speed limit!

Kyoraku: What? It’s not like we’re in any hurry!

Kyoraku: Just relax and enjoy the ride, Nanao-chan!


9. Ichigo: Drives a giant SUV

Renji: Kurosaki, WHAT are you compensating for?

Ichigo: Huh? Is my car bigger than other people’s?


10. Soi Fon: Drives a tiny black sports car

Yoruichi: Soi Fon! Are you saying “zoooooom” as you drive?

Soi Fon:

Soi Fon: N-never!


11. Kenpachi: Has a GPS. Ignores it.

Yachiru: Turn left here!

Kenpachi: The GPS says to turn right.

Yachiru: Who are you going to believe, though??

Kenpachi:

Kenpachi: Well it’s not like we’re not already an hour late, so


12. Riruka: Has a lot of car decals

Orihime: Animal stickers on your back window…

Orihime: A donut ornament hanging from your mirror…

Orihime: Pink car seat covers…

Orihime: This is the best car in the universe!

Riruka: Shut up.


13. Rose: Drives around his radio blaring and his windows open

Love: Um, do you think everybody around us is enjoying your music choices, Rose?

Rose: How could they not??


14. Gin: Aggressively tailgates

Matsumoto: G-Gin! Are you driving a little close to that car?

Gin: This is the car that stole your parking space last week, Rangiku.

Gin: Now I will closely follow him forever.

Gin: That’ll show him.

Matsumoto:


15. Komamura: Gets pulled over a lot

Policeman: Sir, you can’t drive with your head hanging outside the window like that.

Policeman: Also, are you aware that you are a puppy?

Komamura:

Komamura: The two facts might be related.

You emerge from your bog for the first time. On the way back to civilization, you’re behind a corolla with an apple sticker on the back window. You find this novel, in the time that you’ve been gone people have started adorning their vehicles with proof of purchase ornaments. You get home, start your life again, find that you can’t afford any apple products but you begin sticking every Chiquita banana sticker on your back window. No one around you understands why, but they say nothing, fearing the bog changed you permanently. A few months pass, you go on a trip. You find yourself on a highway, looking to switch lanes. You can’t see out your back window, it’s covered in produce stickers, you unknowingly cut off a semi and die on impact. You were too mangled to identify, and no one minded your absence, the press named you the Chiquita Jane doe. I don’t know any of this, i just leave a banana by the highway whenever I pass where you died. We all do, no one questions it.