stick that in your pipe and smoke it

someone on twitter tweeted mark hamill like “can you dm me and tell me if luke is bisexual” and he actually messaged them and told them that since luke’s sexuality is never addressed in canon, any reading of his sexuality makes sense

then someone made a tweet about how cool it’d be if luke was trans, he liked it, and sent them a message about how a True Jedi TM respects all life, even if the films don’t touch on issues like that

what a sweetheart. he’s liking all these really happy tweets from lgbtq kids saying how much it means to them to be able to see luke as gay, trans etc. it’s just… i’ve been there feeling worried the people you so admire would find you laughable or weird, and i’m super happy about this.

Where Soul Meets Body- 14

Summary: Soulmate AU. Some people went their entire lives without ever meeting their soulmates. You were one of the lucky ones, to have found and fallen in love with the owner of the initials tattooed on your hip. When your soulmate’s best friend struggles to deal with a tragedy in his own life, you discover that you might not have been as lucky as you thought.

Steve Rogers x Reader; Bucky Barnes x Reader (Not MMF)

Warnings: (Series, not specifically this chapter: bad language, unprotected sex or sexual situations, drinking/alcoholism, drug use, violence, cheating, references to death, mutilation and trauma, maybe more.)

Words: ~1900

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Master   Part 13

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

Christmas morning was not the way it should have been.

So many of them, you had waken up to the sound of Steve coming in the door from his morning run, or to him kissing your cheeks and gently nudging you awake. The house would smell of pine and cinnamon and, soon, coffee, as the two of you sank into the couch together and unwrapped gifts in your pajamas. The television would play It’s a Wonderful Life or Miracle on whatever street, and you and Steve would laugh and spend the morning wrapped in one another before heading to your parents’ house for the day.

This year was different. You woke up cold, alone, eyes barely able to open. They’d been sealed shut with dried up tears, and it took you several moments to remember how you’d gotten to bed last night. Bucky, refusing to come inside after you started to cry for him, promising that he’d come in, that he just needed a minute to himself. You obliged, climbed into bed, and cried until you fell asleep. Alone.

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Alright historical side of tumblr/ folks against white supremacy check this bad a$$ ship out! (and that a$$ of a bro in class who argued with me that white people made the 1st ironclad ship)

This is the Kobuckson (거북선) kobuck=turtle, son=ship, which was the 1st ironclad ship in the world made/designed by the famous Korean General Yi Sun SIn.

It was created in early 15th century, it was made to fight off the Japaneses naval forces, when Toyotomi Hideyoshi attempt to conquer Korean from 1592-1598. it had length of 100 to 120 feet, beam was 30 to 40 ft, required 80 oarsmen, complimented 50 soldiers, and adorned with sulfur gas thrower, iron spiked roof top that discouraged the enemy men from attempting to board the ship, and 26 cannons (at least 5 different types of cannons) that fired ranged between 200 yds to 600 yrds.

The most distinguishable feature was that a dragon shaped head at the front, it was placed as an early form of psychological warfare to scare  Japaneses soldiers. Inside of the dragon’s mouth there was canon that fired flames or dense toxic smoke that was generated to obscure vision and interfere with the Japaneses ability to maneuver and coordinate properly.

Some white historians are still denying that the top of turtle ship was iron, but many source from history and journal of Western travelers states that the ship was indeed had ironclads. And one point in history when Korea was invaded by the French Navy, the government ordered an ironclad ship be built “like the turtle ship”. However, despite all efforts the design failed to float

Guide to Smoking Meth-WITH TORCH LIGHTER

Originally posted by meditateandhallucinate

Why A Torch Lighter Is Ideal:-Your product liquifies, then smokes, almost instantly
-It is MUCH easier to control the direction the meth flows, as well as what is receiving heat
-You can get MUCH bigger hits
-You can avoid burning it so much easier than with other flames
-No flickering flame
-Butane refills are cheap as fucking shit (I got a hairspray-sized bottle of Zippo butane for the price of 2 disposable lighters)
-Don’t burn your thumb as much
-Sessions can be initiated and/or finished faster

Downsides-If you don’t pay attention, you can burn the shit out of your product, or yourself. BE CAREFUL, PAY ATTENTION, AND BE PATIENT
-Smoke through your stash quicker
-Possibly worse burns because its hotter than a bic

How to smoke meth with torch lighter for beginners:
1)First ensure that your pipe is clean.

For the ice to smoke properly. DO NOT load fresh product in a pipe with product that has been smoked, burned, or otherwise heated. If you load fresh on top of a still smokable bowl, the new and old will melt/smoke at different speeds/temperatures (can’t remember which is which right now, but I think old smokes faster), ensuing that it is very difficult to evenly heat the product. Then you get spots where part of the crystalized mass liquifies and will move with the flame, but some of it needs more heat, and for me at least, some always gets burned or darkened, and has a bad taste. If you load fresh product in a pipe with burnt shit in there, IT WILL TASTE LIKE SHIT. It will often also not melt/smoke right, AND your new stuff will taste like burnt stuff, which is THE WORST taste in the world (IM0). (FYI-I’ve heard that blowing cigarette smoke through a oil pipe (like you were going to hit it, but exhaling smoke through it instead) removes the taste. I have tried with pot smoke and it didn’t work, but have read many people say that cigarettes work.

How to Clean the Inside of A Pipe-If it is not clean, a very easy method is to fill a microwavable container (like a coffee mug) with 50% water, 50% bleach, and put the pipe (bowl facing downwards) in the water.
-Put it in the microwave for 4 minutes (yes, seriously that long-I tried after 1, 2, and 3 minutes and it didn’t work. May even take 5.)
-Let cool. Once cooled, remove from mug and drain all water.
-Using Q-tips, insert through carb hole and “mop up” the stuff left in the bowl. This may take several qtips depending on the bowl. If there is still black/brown stuff in the bowl, apply more pressure
(be careful not to break the bowl by pressing the q tip too hard on the sphere, OR accidentally pressing on the side of the carb when trying to reach around inside with q tip.) If there is still stuff in there, I have read that small bits of Magic Eraser stuffed in, and manipulated with a pole (like a q tip) work wonders, but also have not tried.

How to Clean the Outside of a PiPE
-Using a wet rag, or balled-up wet paper towels/toilet paper/napkins/etc, rub the outside of the bowl. This should cause the stuff on the outside to transfer onto the paper.
-If this doesn’t work, steel wool may work.

Handling/Prepping Product

-Dont handle meth by hand. It’s bad for your skin, and little amounts will dissolve. Instead, use:
Ideally: a 7/11 straw (this is a straw whose last inch or so is a scoop, sometimes used for slurpees or w/e those frozen drinks are; these straws I have found to be ideal for handling all sorts of drugs).
Realistically: Normal Straw: Straw been sealed on one end (tape, seal it with flame), and on the other has a 45 degree angle (45 degree is diagonal; if you cut a square in half diagonally, the diagonal line is 45). This allows you to scoop small fragments out of a bag, tin, or other carrying device easily, as the angled mouth scoops up crumbs, especially in corners of bags; while the sealed back prevents any from accidentally spilling.

-Make sure your product is all of the same consistency. I find it best to use one crystal, preferably large (but not to large). I find the size of a tic tac, or slightly larger, to be ideal. Also, cubic or rectangular is best possible shape IME. I will often break long, skinny crystals because they dont burn as well as more square ones, and broken into small squares, they will smoke more evenly.
-While you can load bigger crystals with smaller bits/shake, I generally find it is best to load similar sized rocks. That is, load all shake, load two or three crystals of equal size, or put one crystal in there (usually a big one).
-If you need to break a crystal into smaller bits to make equal sized crystals (or to make odd shaped crystal more square), place a sanitary, nonabsorbent material on top of/around the crystal (no dollars bills here, printer paper works great.) and either snap it in two, or push against a surface. If pressing, you can use a finger, debit card, whatever, just slowly apply more pressure so you can crush to consistency of your liking. If you crush it all the way, you have shake(aka powder).

Differences Between Methods
Single Crystal (often large): Crystal will slowly lose mass as it melts, evenly becoming a pool (as long as you thoroughly spread it around the bowl).
Multiple Little Ones: If you evenly heat them: Will slowly melt into each other. Will be left with a very spread-out puddle, possibly multiple spread out ones.
If unevenly heated: There will be areas meth of varying thickness, accompanied by uneven melting and probable darkening/burning,.
Shake: Will liquify very quickly; little bits that haven’t yet been heated may go to weird parts of the bowl when you begin twisting, so you end up with tiny blotches and a single large or a few smaller puddles.

Loading Product
-Using straw, scoop your product into the chamber. Keeping upright, grab oil pipe and tilt at an angle so that the carb is pointing sideways, or angled down slightly. This will allow you to insert straw opening into carb before tipping the straw, ensuring you don’t miss the hole and lose any.
-Once inserted, twist pipe (while holding onto straw of course) until carb is once again pointing up. Tap straw to get all the little bits into the pipe (if meth is still sticking, use a scraper of some kind).

Now that you have a loaded pipe, ensure that you are ready to begin. Suggestions include
(lots of it!!) Both meth and smoking dehydrate you, and the more dehydrated you are, the more you will suffer from dental damage and brain damage (neurotoxicity). A large amount of methamphetamine neurotoxicity (and most dopamine toxicity) is temperature-dependent, as it often induces hyperthermia (This is similar to MDMA, aka XTC, Molly, rolls, etc). Water cools your body.
You should be urinating with irritating frequency, and should be voiding clear urine, otherwise you are already dehydrated (unless taking assloads of vitamins or something).
I can’t even describe how much music enhances the experience of smoking meth. It synergizes well-the meth makes the music sound insane, and in turn the music intensifies the high, making me feel even more intelligent/strong/attractive/cool/special. This is the part of the high I crave, and it rarely occurs (at least with the intensity I like) without music.
-Spare lighter/butane refill
When smoking meth, you are always running out of fuel. The spare lighter is also useful because lighters get really hot when ignited for long periods of time (like when smoking meth) and you can swap them out.
-Wet (but not sopping) rag or bundled tissues/paper towels/toilet paper/etc
This is to set the pipe on when not using it (a hot pipe will burn fabrics, fucking up whatever its on as well as the pipe), and to cool down the pipe after a hit. The pipe stays hot for a while, and if you don’t hit it, drugs are being lost/wasted. If you cool the pipe, it will stop heating the drugs faster (duh). Do not do this immediately after getting the pipe really hot-heat and cold on glass can break it. Wait for it to cool slightly, then use it.
When you use the rag to cool underneath liquified dope, it will emit a lot of smoke while crystalizing I read somewhere that the meth actually vaporizes/produces smoke when it hits cooler surface, but I don’t know the validity of that. I do know that cold makes it smoke more though.
-Salt Water
Swishing and gargling salt water while smoking meth (ie after a hit, and definitely after a session) will help prevent canker sores, help kill bacteria (which will inhibit meth mouth) clear mucus in back of throat (which will build up from smoking ice, and may possibly absorb some of it), and prevent sore throat. Its really easy-just add table salt to water (not too much). Some people say to use hot water, but there is more bacteria in hot water pipes, so I use cold.
-Biotene Products
These are oral healthcare products designed to combat dry mouth. There is an oral gel that you kind of spread in your mouth and coats it to act like a artificial saliva. It tastes kinda bad (not awful) and feels weird, but it beats dry/cracking skin, and is good for oral health. They also make alcohol-free (alcohol makes dry mouth worse) mouthwash that I find makes me produce a bnch of saliva for like 10-30 minutes, which can be helpful. They have toothpaste, but that is only to not irritate dry mouth. Finally, they have oral mouthspray, which is apparently the best, but I have not tried yet.
Weed makes meth smoking more fun I find. Its hard to describe. Go slow as you may have negative anxiety reaction


The pipe will need to be twisted back and forth, so for me, I hold it in the middle of the stem between my middle finger and thumb. This allows me to easily roll the pipe back and forth. The carb is facing the sky/ceiling, and I have the pipe slanted, so the bowl is slightly closer to the floor than the mouthpiece. This allows me to put my index finger over the mouthpiece. so that when I first heat up the bowl all the initial smoke (that you will not yet inhale because it is not super thick and you want to build up a good hit) goes up the stem and is trapped by my finger rather than out through the little carb hole (which it will do when the stem is filled with smoke). Finally, it also allows me to use my pinky to cover the carb (I rarely do this because often the carb is hot).


[Torch] Lighter is held in the other hand, underneath the dope in the bowl. Adjust your flame to lowest setting (if you can). While initially hitting the bowl, since your mouth is not on the mouthpiece, you can hold the pipe in front of you while you heat to gaug distance between flame and bowl, and make sure the flame is under the drugs. However, once you begin inhaling, you have a much worse view (through the bowl), and it is easy to hold the lighter too close (or far, but usually close), or to have it not even under the bowl. Due to poor depth perception (which I assume is from the drugs), or some visual warping from the curvature of the glass, its really easy to do this, and happens a lot. A mirror is helpful so you can see yourself. Another option is attaching flexible tubing (like aquarium tubing) to the mouthpiece so you can inhale through that while holding the pipe in front of you. This will also enable you to make meth bongs (search it).

Philosophy of Smoking Meth
Meth becomes a clear liquid when heated, then vaporizes into a white smoke. The idea is to heat whatever you placei n the pipe evenly so that it all melts down to liquid, then, by twisting the pipe, spread the liquid all around the bowl, so that it doesn’t stay in a hot place for too long and burn. Once liquified, the pipe can be twisted. This allows you to put your flame ahead of the liquid (think of the liquid chasing the flame), so that once the glass is heated, it will fall/roll down the curve towards your lighter and smoke. As you get close carb, you begin to twist the other way, keeping the liquid following your flame. However, with a torch lighter, you can soon twist the pipe without the flame and the liquid will still run for a while, and when it doesn’t is when you reapply the flame.

Quick Info On Torch Lighters
Torch lighters are very hot, much hotter than bics. Their flame is much more intense, and the heat above is much hotter than a bic. Therefore, you must keep much more distance between your lighter and pipe than with a bic. It will vary according to lighter type, pipe thickness, and especially flame size; but my flame is maybe between 1/3 and ½ of an inch, and my lighter stays 1-3 inches away from the pipe; with me increasing distance the longer its lit.
-Also, you do not heat the bowl with a torch lighter for long periods of time like you do a bic. Once it begins to smoke, quit using the lighter, and only reapply once the liquid quits moving when you twist the pipe. Also, be sure to twist pipe while lighting the whole time with a torch lighter, even if it is slowly. You cannot really get away with heating in one spot for a short period of time like you can with a bic.


-Keeping your flame 1-2 inches below the bowl, roll flame in a circle around the perimeter of your product, so the outermost portion begins to liquify. Remember to continue moving the flame.
-As it begins to liquify, begin twisting the pipe back and forth. You want to heat the edges of the product and then the glass adjacent to the edges to make it flow there. However, when reversing the direction of the twist, make sure to heat the inside/middle for a moment as well so that it will melt once the dope bordering it has melted.
-Eventually you will have a puddle of liquid that is mobile-stop heating! COntinue to twist the pipe to spread the stuff around and wait for it to recrystalize (turn back into a liquid). You can speed this up by touching pipe with damp rag/paper towels/etc, but I like to let it cool by itself the first time. Wait for the pipe to cool down-its worth it.

(this is assuming you are covering the mouthpiece and have the pipe angled like I mentioned in positioning)
-Now you should have a thin puddle of clear crystals stuff. Once again, heat with flame around the perimeter (much bigger this time, but it will also melt faster now because its thinner). Once melted, it should soon begin to smoke. Cease lighting once it begins smoking a fair bit and continue to twist.
-Because you have your finger over the mouthpiece and the pipe angled, the hot vapor will travel up the stem, and be trapped. Once vapor begins to emerge out of the carb hole, quickly take your finger off the stem and begin inhaling (do this quick because the stem is filled with vapor).
To Inhale:
You do not need to actually suck most of the time. With the pipe angled, simply forming a seal on the mouthpiece is usually enough, and if you have to inhale, do not suck like smoking. Instead, inhale like you are breathing but VERY slowly/softly. It takes very little pressure and the bigger hit you get, the better IMO.
Use the torch for very brief periods of time. Once the liquid is moving and smoking agian, stop. You can also use more, but never use less once its burned.
Finishing your hit:
If your lungs are full and it is still smoking, cover the carb and mouthpiece and continue twisting. I like to hold my hits for 4-8 seconds, some say blow out right away, but I dont like that. You can also use a damp rag or damp paper towels/toilet paper/napkins/etc and wipe the bowl, to cool it down and make the liquid recrystalize faster (dont do this when the bowl is still super hot because it can break it). This will make it smoke a lot for a second so I like to do it while inhaling.

For Experienced Users:I have found the torch lighter to be far superior to the bic. With the bic, I would experience uneven and slow heating/melting. Now, I have almost instantaneous liquification, followed by thick smoke, and as long as I use the torch sparingly, no darkening of product. The trick is to be patient and methodical:
-Use the torch 1-3 inches away from the bowl
-Move it quickly
-“Encourage” the liquid to trael all over the bowl by leading it with the flame
-Use inward swirling movements, especially during the melting phase
-I recommend using single, squareish crystals for this.


“I smiled once, in October 1976, but I never tried it again. I don’t miss it.”

Imagine hearing Legolas talk in his sleep about how he loves you.

It was a chilly night, and you wrapped your cloak tighter around you. Aragorn stoked the fire with a stick while he absentmindedly smoked his pipe. Gimli’s snores filled the camp, and diagonally from you, Legolas was sleeping with his back against a tree trunk. Elves slept with their eyes open, which was unnerving, and took a bit to get used to. You moved closer to the fire, and that’s when you heard Legolas begin to talk in his sleep.
“Gin melin…” Legolas murmured.
You glanced at Aragorn for a translation.
“That’s sindarin for I love you.” He answered. “I wonder who he dreams of?”
“Y/N, gin melin…” Legolas murmured.
Your face turned bright red while Aragorn laughed.
“I think we shall have much to talk about in the morning.” He chuckled.

(Requested by Anon. I hope you like it.)

What To Eat While Stoned?

I recommend 

1.) Watermelon is perfect when high, plus it helps with the breath and cotton mouth and you can use the juice for bong/water pipe water.

2.) Pizza

3.) Taco Bell

4.) Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. It also helps with cotton mouth, as well as any irritation in your throat.

5.) Mozzarella Sticks from Sonic, with a drink from there too, you could make some lean and get cross faded with awesome food.

6.) Wendy’s fries with a shake, holy shit.

7.) Starbursts, I don’t have to explain this one.

8.) A big ass bowl of fresh berries, with cream cheese and whipped cream.

9.) Fried chicken with ranch.

10.) Mac ‘n’ Cheese, especially if it’s home made. Yum.

*takes a bong rip*

11.) *cough cough* pussy *cough*

mellamoilse  asked:

Hey!!! I really hope youre having a nice day night. I wanted to ask you for some advice on how to clean a meth pipe if you could💖 i tried looking it up here but couldt find it. Anyway, you seem really nice,good vibes to you!!!💖

For cleaning your (meth) pipe, there are a few methods I would recommend.

  1. A simple water rinse. Fill your pipe with a bit of water, shake it around for a few minutes (making sure every surface has been soaked) and then dump the water out. Let your pipe air dry afterwards.
    Fun Fact: If you use intraveneously, save the water after you rinse your pipe because you can slam it and it gets you high.
  2. Soap + Water Rinse (more thorough than a water rinse). Fill up a bowl or container that is large enough to fit your pipe with hot water and add a few drops of soap. Let your pipe soak in the soapy water for about 10-15 minutes and shake it around every few minutes throughout that time. After it has soaked, run it under lukewarm water, thoroughly rinsing the pipe out and making sure there is no soap residue left. Cut a small piece of steel wool and attach it to something small enough to fit through the hole in the bowl of your pipe (I usually use small tweezers or a Q-Tip stick). Run the steel wool along the bottom of the bowl, scrubbing away at any dark spots. When you have finished, rinse out the pipe again and then take a Q-Tip and put it inside the bowl and then stem, wiping away any water residue. 
  3. Melt It. If you still have dope left, use a lighter and very cautiously, and very patiently, melt all of the remaining crystal in your bowl back into the stem, which can then be used to smoke later. You can’t hold the lighter too close or what’s remaining will burn. It’s a long and tedious task but it’s worth it.
  4. Heat it red hot. Use a strong torch lighter and heat the glass until it just barely glowing red. This will burn away the dark spots and leave you with a crystal clear bowl. If you heat it too much, you risk the bowl cracking or becoming misshapen.
  5. Boiling it. Place your pipe in a pot of boiling water and it will rinse and clean your bowl without any work. It will get those difficult spots clean, but you have to remember to let it air dry completely before using it again.
  6. Polish it off. If your bowl is looking clean but you can’t seem to get the last few black spots to disappear, cut up a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser into tiny cubes (small enough to fit through the hole in the bowl), soak it in water for a few seconds, and drop a piece into your bowl. Take an unfolded paper clip or safety spin, poke it through the hole and in to the magic eraser, and push it around inside the bowl. Keep moving it around until it’s cleaned every surface.
Ordinary treasures

Based on “Imagine you are traveling with the company and Thorin approaching Ori to knit you some gloves or a scarf because he noticed you shivering” from Imaginexhobbit


You were rummaging in a chest for your winter gloves when your fingers brushed against it, the coarse fleeciness out of place among all the fine, new clothes you now possessed. Its texture was familiar, but long forgotten, and your face lit up with a look of fond remembrance as you drew out the length of soft, knitted material. You rubbed it gently on your cheek and smiled. It was definitely worse for wear, but the very scent of the leaves, earth, night air, and campfire smoke seemed to linger in its fibers.

You crouched by the riverbank, washing out one of the cooking pots in the bracingly cold water. Night was falling, and you were eager to finish your work and return to camp to find a seat close to the fire. Suddenly, you were interrupted by a timid voice.

“Excuse me, miss.”

You turned to greet the gentlest of the dwarves with a friendly smile. “Hello, Ori.” 

“Do you need any help?” 

“Oh, no, thank you,” you answered cheerfully, drying the pot quickly with a clean rag and rubbing your hands together to warm them. “I’ve just finished.” 

“Oh. Well…” Ori nodded shyly, hesitating for a moment before holding something out to you. “This is for you, miss. It will help keep you a little warmer on these chilly nights…I hope you like it.” 

You took the soft object he offered you, unfolding it to find that it was a thick, knitted scarf. In the fading light, you could just see that it was made of a beautiful purplish-blue yarn, and you looked back at him with a mixture of gratitude and amazement. “Ori, this is one of the nicest gifts I’ve ever had. You made this? For me?” 

“Well, yes,” he answered. 

You smiled and clasped his arm. “Thank you.” Happily, you wrapped the scarf around your neck, tucking its long ends into your coat. “Oh, it’s wonderful. Thank you so much!” 

Ori just smiled, fidgeting with the buttons on his coat. “It’s nothing, really, it’s just…I hope you like it,” he repeated.

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RP Resource: Writing British Characters.

Here’s a rather broad combination of UK words, phrases and sayings that one can use as a writing template for predominately English characters. I tried to lend my attention to the more obscure ones of our daily use to try and defer from the same-old, same-old. Note: I will be updating it from time to time, so you may wish to reference back at later dates.

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I am tired of these emotional hit-and-runs, like the op of that posts had no problems comparing me to the people who think I’m a secret, self-hating lesbian/secret yaoi fangirl, compared me to people who fight for the unavailability of life saving medial procedures for people like me.

But god fucking forbid that I suggest that *maybe* this group of people on tumblr who talk to teach other, and share concepts and language, actually share an ideology

I strive to be respectful of people’s identities, but holy shit, I would hope they would be respectful of my pain and experiences in turn.

Stick it in your pipe and smoke it :l

Livin' Rough

As predicted, my plane home came late and @Dommestic and I didn’t have fun to do much (anything) in person or online.   She did record an MP3 a few days ago for me to try on the plane, so there was some Secret Perving of sorts.   Now you know that if you see someone with earbuds on a plane, they may be listening to fetishy - but not necessarily sexual - hypnosis files.   Put that in your fantasy pipe and smoke it.

The just-under-7-minute MP3 sounded clear as a bell with a definite tone that she knew what she was doing.  The video game-related induction incorporated an Xbox achievement unlock sound, visualization of a controller, and reenforcement of the color red to stick with trance among other things.   Since it was on a delayed airplane, the earbuds can only mask so much ambient noise/complaining/etc. but I think I got to relax and dip down a bit.   I consider this impressive given the circumstances.

In the MP3, I was told that a controller’s “B” button sends me down every time I pushed it, since it’s red, and since the Soft Orb Light also sends me down at red.   It seemed to work rather well - her voice was spectacular and I got to go from agitated to not pretty quickly.  And from not to agitated very quickly afterward.   How people can sleep on a plane, I don’t know.    I know I didn’t get very deep, but when people are suddenly loudly talking you can only expect so much.

One of the many fun details in there involved visualizing playing a game where I got dropped, and entering my initials on a high score list at the end.   Because we’re both old enough to have played video games where points and high scores were more or less standard.   Thankfully she also disconnected the b-button trigger visualization because video games made up a part of the in-flight entertainment and that just would have been unfortunate.

So I guess the lessons learned here: Dommestic is very good at making MP3s.  I’m hopefully very good at looking like I’m falling asleep with earbuds in during takeoff.  This kind of file is probably best not used in an airplane in the future.

I also got a funny story related to kink and work I have to share with her later.   I’ll share it here in a few years after people forget the details.   Or ask me if you invite me to a good party.

while all you weed stoners are getting toked up on your dank ganja reefer madness, i applied to a job like an honorable citizen of captialism. stick that in your pipe and smoke it

deathwalkerberry  asked:

You ask for prompts, I don't really have one, but I would love to see more of the six winged tsuna au that you have. Definitely more fatherly!Reborn!

Sure thing. I needed a reason to get off my lazy butt and start the next part of that AU anyway.


Flying is one of the most important lessons parents teach their children. Children don’t have the best hand-eye coordination, but its important for them to get a handle on flying around the time they turn five or six. Just old enough to understand the concept, to understand the importance of the wings on their back and how to use them. 

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Falling For You (Part I)

Sophia || 

Based on this imagine. Part II coming. Enjoy my terrible sense of humour.

A large sigh escaped your mouth as you sank into your bed and pulled up the covers. It had been one long week. Within minutes your eyelids were heavy and you fell into a peaceful sleep.

You were falling. Falling, falling, falling. The wind rushed past your face and roared in your ears. Your stomach had risen to your throat like you’d just gone over a hill too fast in the car. If the skin on your face wasn’t pulled taught by the speed you were falling you would have frowned. It was bizarre, You’d never had a falling dream before.

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ratthepoet  asked:

I have a question about cleaning pipes. I lent a pipe to a friend for a few months, and now that I've got it back, it's the filthiest pipe I've ever seen. I don't think my buddy cleaned it once during the entire time. Normally, I clean my pipes by running a pipe cleaner through the stem and wiping the bowl down, but I think this time I need to get a little deeper. What's the best way to get a pipe as clean as possible?

I’m terribly sorry this took SO long to reply to. I hope it’s useful to you are someone else out there.

The Deep clean:

Every so often it’s a good idea to give each of your pipes a deep cleaning. I recommend at least twice a year and more often if you smoke them a lot. This will keep your pipes in great working order for a sweet smooth cool smoke.

1. Prepare.
You’ll need to select a location. Cleaning your pipe can be a bit messy as you’ll be emptying quite a bit of ash and tobacco from your pipe. I like to do this out on my patio if the wether permits. If you’re cleaning your pipes inside put down some newspaper to catch all of your ash and have a small bag close by to collect the used pipe cleaners and paper towels.

2. Gather your materials.
You’ll need:
- Your pipes (Make sure that a pipe you intend to clean is completely coo,l I recommend at least 24hrs from last use)
- Pipe tool
- Pipe cleaners (You will need a lot and having a variety of bristle and stiffness is helpful. Remember, pipe cleaners are cheap, a new pipe is not.)
- pipe sweetener or grain alcohol.
- paper towels/cotton balls
- briar polish (Optional)
- polishing cloth (Optional)

3. Clean the stem.
Remove the stem by pulling it straight out with a slight unscrewing motion. Be careful not to pull at an angle as this can damage the tenon. Over time the unscrewing motion puts tiny grooves in the tenon and the shank of the pipe and help to hold them together firmly.
Take a pipe cleaner and dip it into your pipe sweetener The sweetener is mainly alcohol and acts as a cleaning agent as well as imparting some flavor to the pipe itself. Push the pipe cleaner through the mouthpiece sliding it left and right as you push it through to clean the sides of the hole. Notice the pipe cleaner comes out quite dirty. Follow it with a dry pipe cleaner to absorb some moisture. Repeat this process two or three times until a wet pipe cleaner comes out looking clean.
Dip another clean pipe cleaner in your sweetener and fold one in over and clean out the inside of the tenon. (note: Your folded pipe cleaner will only be dirty only be dirty on one side, you can fold it over the opposite way and run it through again.) Repeat until a dry pipe cleaner comes out looking clean.
Now use a cotton all or paper towel to rub down the outside of your stem. Alcohol will dull the finish on the outside of your pipe so a little water or saliva work nicely to clean around the lip of the stem.
When the stem is totally clean you can take a test draught through it. You’ll notice it tastes noticeably sweeter and cleaner. Use a soft cloth to polish up your stem and keep it looking beautiful.

4. The shank and air hole.
Use a sweetened bristle pipe cleaner to clean out the air hole and the inside of the shank. Repeat the same basic process as with the stem only you do not thread the cleaners through the bowl. Once the air hole is clean fold the pipe leaner in half and clean out the Shank. This should only take one or two pipe cleaners.

5. The Bowl.
Bend a clean pipe cleaner in a smooth curve around your thumb so it’s about the same shape as the inside of the bowl. Stick your pipe cleaner down to the bottom and turn it a few times to remove excess carbon. You can flip the pipe cleaner so the clean side is facing out and repeat.

Happy smoking!

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