stick that in your pipe and smoke it


Alright historical side of tumblr/ folks against white supremacy check this bad a$$ ship out! (and that a$$ of a bro in class who argued with me that white people made the 1st ironclad ship)

This is the Kobuckson (거북선) kobuck=turtle, son=ship, which was the 1st ironclad ship in the world made/designed by the famous Korean General Yi Sun SIn.

It was created in early 15th century, it was made to fight off the Japaneses naval forces, when Toyotomi Hideyoshi attempt to conquer Korean from 1592-1598. it had length of 100 to 120 feet, beam was 30 to 40 ft, required 80 oarsmen, complimented 50 soldiers, and adorned with sulfur gas thrower, iron spiked roof top that discouraged the enemy men from attempting to board the ship, and 26 cannons (at least 5 different types of cannons) that fired ranged between 200 yds to 600 yrds.

The most distinguishable feature was that a dragon shaped head at the front, it was placed as an early form of psychological warfare to scare  Japaneses soldiers. Inside of the dragon’s mouth there was canon that fired flames or dense toxic smoke that was generated to obscure vision and interfere with the Japaneses ability to maneuver and coordinate properly.

Some white historians are still denying that the top of turtle ship was iron, but many source from history and journal of Western travelers states that the ship was indeed had ironclads. And one point in history when Korea was invaded by the French Navy, the government ordered an ironclad ship be built “like the turtle ship”. However, despite all efforts the design failed to float

So earlier today I went out running wearing a sports bra and no shirt, and this old man stopped me and said “Excuse me miss, you are quite attractive, but this is a public place with children around. Could you please make sure that you are fully clothed next time you leave the house?”

I looked at him and said “I’m sorry. But anyone at this park is either too young to have a serious problem with what you seem to see as ‘public nudity’, or old enough to know whats under my clothing anyway.”

He blushed like a fat saggy tomato and walked away.

Old fart:0 Me:1