stick that in your pipe and smoke it

anyone ever: patrick hockste-

pretentious person with a superiority complex who once read the IT novel: LOL HAVE YOU EVER EVEN FUCKING READ THE BOOK? DIDN’T THINK SO BITCH, PATRICK ONE TIME KILL HIS BROTHER, THEN WANKED OFF ANOTHER KID THEN,,, WORST OF ALL….. HE KILLED A DOG! STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE A SMOKE IT, YOU LITTLE PSYCOTIC BITCH. HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN SOMEONE WHO HAS DONE A BAD THING! STUPID GIRLS HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE BOOK AND DARE HAVE THE NERVE TO MENTION ANYTHING INVOLVING THE NOVEL AND FILM! AHAHAHA YOU ARE SO STUPID, I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN NAME 3 OF STEPHEN KINGS ALBUMS! HE WOULD KILL YOU IF HE MET YOU, YOU HEAR ME. HE ISN’T AT ALL A COMPLEX CHARACTER, JUST A CRAZY KILLING MACHINE THAT NO ONE IS EVER ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT IN ANY WAY. I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. GO BACK TO TUMBLR YOU BITCHY STUPID TEENAGE GIRL WITH UNCONVENTIONAL INTERESTS, JOKES ON YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR LIKE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPOKEN DOWN TO ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS

someone on twitter tweeted mark hamill like “can you dm me and tell me if luke is bisexual” and he actually messaged them and told them that since luke’s sexuality is never addressed in canon, any reading of his sexuality makes sense

then someone made a tweet about how cool it’d be if luke was trans, he liked it, and sent them a message about how a True Jedi TM respects all life, even if the films don’t touch on issues like that

what a sweetheart. he’s liking all these really happy tweets from lgbtq kids saying how much it means to them to be able to see luke as gay, trans etc. it’s just… i’ve been there feeling worried the people you so admire would find you laughable or weird, and i’m super happy about this.

Guide to Smoking Meth-WITH TORCH LIGHTER

Originally posted by meditateandhallucinate


Why A Torch Lighter Is Ideal:-Your product liquifies, then smokes, almost instantly
-It is MUCH easier to control the direction the meth flows, as well as what is receiving heat
-You can get MUCH bigger hits
-You can avoid burning it so much easier than with other flames
-No flickering flame
-Butane refills are cheap as fucking shit (I got a hairspray-sized bottle of Zippo butane for the price of 2 disposable lighters)
-Don’t burn your thumb as much
-Sessions can be initiated and/or finished faster

Downsides-If you don’t pay attention, you can burn the shit out of your product, or yourself. BE CAREFUL, PAY ATTENTION, AND BE PATIENT
-Smoke through your stash quicker
-Possibly worse burns because its hotter than a bic


How to smoke meth with torch lighter for beginners:
1)First ensure that your pipe is clean.

Why?
For the ice to smoke properly. DO NOT load fresh product in a pipe with product that has been smoked, burned, or otherwise heated. If you load fresh on top of a still smokable bowl, the new and old will melt/smoke at different speeds/temperatures (can’t remember which is which right now, but I think old smokes faster), ensuing that it is very difficult to evenly heat the product. Then you get spots where part of the crystalized mass liquifies and will move with the flame, but some of it needs more heat, and for me at least, some always gets burned or darkened, and has a bad taste. If you load fresh product in a pipe with burnt shit in there, IT WILL TASTE LIKE SHIT. It will often also not melt/smoke right, AND your new stuff will taste like burnt stuff, which is THE WORST taste in the world (IM0). (FYI-I’ve heard that blowing cigarette smoke through a oil pipe (like you were going to hit it, but exhaling smoke through it instead) removes the taste. I have tried with pot smoke and it didn’t work, but have read many people say that cigarettes work.

How to Clean the Inside of A Pipe-If it is not clean, a very easy method is to fill a microwavable container (like a coffee mug) with 50% water, 50% bleach, and put the pipe (bowl facing downwards) in the water.
-Put it in the microwave for 4 minutes (yes, seriously that long-I tried after 1, 2, and 3 minutes and it didn’t work. May even take 5.)
-Let cool. Once cooled, remove from mug and drain all water.
-Using Q-tips, insert through carb hole and “mop up” the stuff left in the bowl. This may take several qtips depending on the bowl. If there is still black/brown stuff in the bowl, apply more pressure
(be careful not to break the bowl by pressing the q tip too hard on the sphere, OR accidentally pressing on the side of the carb when trying to reach around inside with q tip.) If there is still stuff in there, I have read that small bits of Magic Eraser stuffed in, and manipulated with a pole (like a q tip) work wonders, but also have not tried.

How to Clean the Outside of a PiPE
-Using a wet rag, or balled-up wet paper towels/toilet paper/napkins/etc, rub the outside of the bowl. This should cause the stuff on the outside to transfer onto the paper.
-If this doesn’t work, steel wool may work.

Handling/Prepping Product

-Dont handle meth by hand. It’s bad for your skin, and little amounts will dissolve. Instead, use:
Ideally: a 7/11 straw (this is a straw whose last inch or so is a scoop, sometimes used for slurpees or w/e those frozen drinks are; these straws I have found to be ideal for handling all sorts of drugs).
Realistically: Normal Straw: Straw been sealed on one end (tape, seal it with flame), and on the other has a 45 degree angle (45 degree is diagonal; if you cut a square in half diagonally, the diagonal line is 45). This allows you to scoop small fragments out of a bag, tin, or other carrying device easily, as the angled mouth scoops up crumbs, especially in corners of bags; while the sealed back prevents any from accidentally spilling.

Size/Shape
-Make sure your product is all of the same consistency. I find it best to use one crystal, preferably large (but not to large). I find the size of a tic tac, or slightly larger, to be ideal. Also, cubic or rectangular is best possible shape IME. I will often break long, skinny crystals because they dont burn as well as more square ones, and broken into small squares, they will smoke more evenly.
-While you can load bigger crystals with smaller bits/shake, I generally find it is best to load similar sized rocks. That is, load all shake, load two or three crystals of equal size, or put one crystal in there (usually a big one).
-If you need to break a crystal into smaller bits to make equal sized crystals (or to make odd shaped crystal more square), place a sanitary, nonabsorbent material on top of/around the crystal (no dollars bills here, printer paper works great.) and either snap it in two, or push against a surface. If pressing, you can use a finger, debit card, whatever, just slowly apply more pressure so you can crush to consistency of your liking. If you crush it all the way, you have shake(aka powder).

Differences Between Methods
Single Crystal (often large): Crystal will slowly lose mass as it melts, evenly becoming a pool (as long as you thoroughly spread it around the bowl).
Multiple Little Ones: If you evenly heat them: Will slowly melt into each other. Will be left with a very spread-out puddle, possibly multiple spread out ones.
If unevenly heated: There will be areas meth of varying thickness, accompanied by uneven melting and probable darkening/burning,.
Shake: Will liquify very quickly; little bits that haven’t yet been heated may go to weird parts of the bowl when you begin twisting, so you end up with tiny blotches and a single large or a few smaller puddles.

Loading Product
-Using straw, scoop your product into the chamber. Keeping upright, grab oil pipe and tilt at an angle so that the carb is pointing sideways, or angled down slightly. This will allow you to insert straw opening into carb before tipping the straw, ensuring you don’t miss the hole and lose any.
-Once inserted, twist pipe (while holding onto straw of course) until carb is once again pointing up. Tap straw to get all the little bits into the pipe (if meth is still sticking, use a scraper of some kind).
-Remove straw, and put pipe on level surface, BETWEEN TWO OBJECTS. THE PIPE WILL ROLL PEOPLE, AND WILL SPILL ALL YOUR GODDAMN PRODUCT AND/OR FALL ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK. UGH!

Now that you have a loaded pipe, ensure that you are ready to begin. Suggestions include
-Water
(lots of it!!) Both meth and smoking dehydrate you, and the more dehydrated you are, the more you will suffer from dental damage and brain damage (neurotoxicity). A large amount of methamphetamine neurotoxicity (and most dopamine toxicity) is temperature-dependent, as it often induces hyperthermia (This is similar to MDMA, aka XTC, Molly, rolls, etc). Water cools your body.
You should be urinating with irritating frequency, and should be voiding clear urine, otherwise you are already dehydrated (unless taking assloads of vitamins or something).
-Music
I can’t even describe how much music enhances the experience of smoking meth. It synergizes well-the meth makes the music sound insane, and in turn the music intensifies the high, making me feel even more intelligent/strong/attractive/cool/special. This is the part of the high I crave, and it rarely occurs (at least with the intensity I like) without music.
-Spare lighter/butane refill
When smoking meth, you are always running out of fuel. The spare lighter is also useful because lighters get really hot when ignited for long periods of time (like when smoking meth) and you can swap them out.
-Wet (but not sopping) rag or bundled tissues/paper towels/toilet paper/etc
This is to set the pipe on when not using it (a hot pipe will burn fabrics, fucking up whatever its on as well as the pipe), and to cool down the pipe after a hit. The pipe stays hot for a while, and if you don’t hit it, drugs are being lost/wasted. If you cool the pipe, it will stop heating the drugs faster (duh). Do not do this immediately after getting the pipe really hot-heat and cold on glass can break it. Wait for it to cool slightly, then use it.
When you use the rag to cool underneath liquified dope, it will emit a lot of smoke while crystalizing I read somewhere that the meth actually vaporizes/produces smoke when it hits cooler surface, but I don’t know the validity of that. I do know that cold makes it smoke more though.
-Salt Water
Swishing and gargling salt water while smoking meth (ie after a hit, and definitely after a session) will help prevent canker sores, help kill bacteria (which will inhibit meth mouth) clear mucus in back of throat (which will build up from smoking ice, and may possibly absorb some of it), and prevent sore throat. Its really easy-just add table salt to water (not too much). Some people say to use hot water, but there is more bacteria in hot water pipes, so I use cold.
-Biotene Products
These are oral healthcare products designed to combat dry mouth. There is an oral gel that you kind of spread in your mouth and coats it to act like a artificial saliva. It tastes kinda bad (not awful) and feels weird, but it beats dry/cracking skin, and is good for oral health. They also make alcohol-free (alcohol makes dry mouth worse) mouthwash that I find makes me produce a bnch of saliva for like 10-30 minutes, which can be helpful. They have toothpaste, but that is only to not irritate dry mouth. Finally, they have oral mouthspray, which is apparently the best, but I have not tried yet.
-Weed
Weed makes meth smoking more fun I find. Its hard to describe. Go slow as you may have negative anxiety reaction


Positioning:

The pipe will need to be twisted back and forth, so for me, I hold it in the middle of the stem between my middle finger and thumb. This allows me to easily roll the pipe back and forth. The carb is facing the sky/ceiling, and I have the pipe slanted, so the bowl is slightly closer to the floor than the mouthpiece. This allows me to put my index finger over the mouthpiece. so that when I first heat up the bowl all the initial smoke (that you will not yet inhale because it is not super thick and you want to build up a good hit) goes up the stem and is trapped by my finger rather than out through the little carb hole (which it will do when the stem is filled with smoke). Finally, it also allows me to use my pinky to cover the carb (I rarely do this because often the carb is hot).

Lighter

[Torch] Lighter is held in the other hand, underneath the dope in the bowl. Adjust your flame to lowest setting (if you can). While initially hitting the bowl, since your mouth is not on the mouthpiece, you can hold the pipe in front of you while you heat to gaug distance between flame and bowl, and make sure the flame is under the drugs. However, once you begin inhaling, you have a much worse view (through the bowl), and it is easy to hold the lighter too close (or far, but usually close), or to have it not even under the bowl. Due to poor depth perception (which I assume is from the drugs), or some visual warping from the curvature of the glass, its really easy to do this, and happens a lot. A mirror is helpful so you can see yourself. Another option is attaching flexible tubing (like aquarium tubing) to the mouthpiece so you can inhale through that while holding the pipe in front of you. This will also enable you to make meth bongs (search it).

Philosophy of Smoking Meth
Meth becomes a clear liquid when heated, then vaporizes into a white smoke. The idea is to heat whatever you placei n the pipe evenly so that it all melts down to liquid, then, by twisting the pipe, spread the liquid all around the bowl, so that it doesn’t stay in a hot place for too long and burn. Once liquified, the pipe can be twisted. This allows you to put your flame ahead of the liquid (think of the liquid chasing the flame), so that once the glass is heated, it will fall/roll down the curve towards your lighter and smoke. As you get close carb, you begin to twist the other way, keeping the liquid following your flame. However, with a torch lighter, you can soon twist the pipe without the flame and the liquid will still run for a while, and when it doesn’t is when you reapply the flame.

Quick Info On Torch Lighters
Torch lighters are very hot, much hotter than bics. Their flame is much more intense, and the heat above is much hotter than a bic. Therefore, you must keep much more distance between your lighter and pipe than with a bic. It will vary according to lighter type, pipe thickness, and especially flame size; but my flame is maybe between 1/3 and ½ of an inch, and my lighter stays 1-3 inches away from the pipe; with me increasing distance the longer its lit.
-Also, you do not heat the bowl with a torch lighter for long periods of time like you do a bic. Once it begins to smoke, quit using the lighter, and only reapply once the liquid quits moving when you twist the pipe. Also, be sure to twist pipe while lighting the whole time with a torch lighter, even if it is slowly. You cannot really get away with heating in one spot for a short period of time like you can with a bic.


Smoking

Premelt:
-Keeping your flame 1-2 inches below the bowl, roll flame in a circle around the perimeter of your product, so the outermost portion begins to liquify. Remember to continue moving the flame.
-As it begins to liquify, begin twisting the pipe back and forth. You want to heat the edges of the product and then the glass adjacent to the edges to make it flow there. However, when reversing the direction of the twist, make sure to heat the inside/middle for a moment as well so that it will melt once the dope bordering it has melted.
-Eventually you will have a puddle of liquid that is mobile-stop heating! COntinue to twist the pipe to spread the stuff around and wait for it to recrystalize (turn back into a liquid). You can speed this up by touching pipe with damp rag/paper towels/etc, but I like to let it cool by itself the first time. Wait for the pipe to cool down-its worth it.

Smoking
(this is assuming you are covering the mouthpiece and have the pipe angled like I mentioned in positioning)
-Now you should have a thin puddle of clear crystals stuff. Once again, heat with flame around the perimeter (much bigger this time, but it will also melt faster now because its thinner). Once melted, it should soon begin to smoke. Cease lighting once it begins smoking a fair bit and continue to twist.
-Because you have your finger over the mouthpiece and the pipe angled, the hot vapor will travel up the stem, and be trapped. Once vapor begins to emerge out of the carb hole, quickly take your finger off the stem and begin inhaling (do this quick because the stem is filled with vapor).
To Inhale:
You do not need to actually suck most of the time. With the pipe angled, simply forming a seal on the mouthpiece is usually enough, and if you have to inhale, do not suck like smoking. Instead, inhale like you are breathing but VERY slowly/softly. It takes very little pressure and the bigger hit you get, the better IMO.
Reheating
Use the torch for very brief periods of time. Once the liquid is moving and smoking agian, stop. You can also use more, but never use less once its burned.
Finishing your hit:
If your lungs are full and it is still smoking, cover the carb and mouthpiece and continue twisting. I like to hold my hits for 4-8 seconds, some say blow out right away, but I dont like that. You can also use a damp rag or damp paper towels/toilet paper/napkins/etc and wipe the bowl, to cool it down and make the liquid recrystalize faster (dont do this when the bowl is still super hot because it can break it). This will make it smoke a lot for a second so I like to do it while inhaling.

For Experienced Users:I have found the torch lighter to be far superior to the bic. With the bic, I would experience uneven and slow heating/melting. Now, I have almost instantaneous liquification, followed by thick smoke, and as long as I use the torch sparingly, no darkening of product. The trick is to be patient and methodical:
-Use the torch 1-3 inches away from the bowl
-Move it quickly
-“Encourage” the liquid to trael all over the bowl by leading it with the flame
-Use inward swirling movements, especially during the melting phase
-I recommend using single, squareish crystals for this.

Canna-witch Tips!

Here are a few tips for those canna-witches and witches alike!

- Keep a citrine with your cannabis. It promotes healing and abundance which are both great things to hope for with cannabis

- Moon water for your bongs! Add a bit of magic to those rips!

- Make jewelry for your bongs or pipes. You can get beads of different types of stones and make a little strand to wrap around your bong or pipe. Now be careful, make sure you have enough room to hold it properly and not drop your beautiful glass piece! 

- Paint sigils on your glass pieces with glass paint for magic boost. Self design them for personal connection.

- Old time favorite, use your sage stick to help with the smell. Light your sage and let it smoke a bit then begin your session. Once you’re done let the sage burn for a little bit longer. It’ll mix with the smell and help mask it a bit.

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So like we all know Shiro by this point and how he was taken and all BUT LIKE HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE IN HIS APPEARANCE OVER A YEAR DURING THE SHOW?

I was re-watching vld last night and saw him at the very start of the episode when he first gets taken by the Galra.

Now the man looks 100% Japanese. The light tan skin colour, brown eyes,brown hair (or black) just your average joe.


fast forward a year and we now have Shiro back on earth

 WTF HAPPENED

NO NO FORGET HIS ARM,HAIR AND SCAR

THE MAN’S SKIN IS 50 SHADES LIGHTER!

HE MAKES KEITH AND PIDGE LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A TAN FOR CHRIST SAKE….LIKE ANYONE? ………NO?
lemme break my fact down.

now in the pictures you may say “oh its just the green lighting–”
NO SHHsh you face and listen………read

PLUS I FAST FORWARDED TO WHEN HE’S BACK ON A GALRAN SHIP AND HE’S STILL PALE WHICH YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURES TOO SO

shhhuzzsh~

WTF DID THE GALRA DO TO HIM?!

LIKE HOW DO YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE WHO’S GENETIC MAKEUP  GAVE HIM TANNED SKIN ?

HOW DO YOU TURN THat SKIN WHITE?


like they’d have to remove his pigment. they would have had to physically (or like….Galra-ically?) Remove pigment cells from him somehow.
No more Melanin for Shiro is what the Galra said.

Melanin is responsible for the tanning of skin exposed to sunlight for those of you who didn’t do biology in high school ¬3¬ .

Generally humans who live in hot climates will have an increased melanin count making their skin darker. As some of you might know, Japan is pretty hot, which is why the skin colour over there is pretty tanned to protect them from the suns rays more during the summer months of intense heat.

Shiro was naturally born Tanned if he’s from Japan (which im pretty sure he is)

you can say “ he was starved of sunlight in space”

but like i said, GENETICS, he was born that dark….he would just go a slightly paler if he had no light and it would take way more time to boot! He doesn’t go to a tanning bed everyday for 2 minutes and then suddenly stop because the Galra attacked him….

THE MAN IS PALE PINK NOW 
HOW DO YOU GO FROM CARAMEL TO BLEACH IN A YEAR?

so the Galra reallllly fucked him up fam….like now you can really say that.

His hair changed colours, He got beat up to the point of scaring on his nose and possibly body,he can’t remember shit,he’s got like a mini case a paranoia, he ain’t got no more hooman arm on the right side of him
AND NOW TO ADD TO HIS MISERY AND MEMORY CRISIS
they fuckin changed his skin colour …..  

stick that fact in your pipe and smoke it.

im out


Oh well, now Raw writers should look at Sami and Kevin and take notes cause their last interaction makes sense while “what’s happening on Raw” (c'mon have the guts to say it loud and clear instead of vaguely hinting at the rediscovered friendship between OUR AMAZING TAG TEAM CHAMPS) doesn’t? LMAO you’re all fake like a three euros coin.
Sami has all the reasons for not trusting Kevin cause 1) he attacked him not only on ROH when they were friends and tag team partners since forever, but also during his own debut on NXT pretending he was congratulating him for winning the title, and 2) since then he never turned face or did something that could ever convince Sami that he could trust him again.
This sounds pretty different from Dean and Seth’s current situation if I’m not mistaken… Seth and Dean’s relationship began as a rivalry back in FCW/NXT. And then, after a few years together in the Shield and Seth’s betrayal, Dean hunted him and fought him back for the whole time and eventually stole from him the WWE championship after that he had won it clean from Roman. Since then on, Seth has:
1) gone through a FUCKING LONG ASS FEUD WITH HHH IN WHICH HE TURNED FACE
2) helped Roman against Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho
3) fought for dear life against Samoa Joe, namely the Authority’s hitman
4) survived the mental games of Bray Wyatt and
5) publicly admitted more than once that he has embraced his past mistakes.
After all this, he has saved Dean’s ass multiple times from multiple opponents bearing multiple rejections from him until Dean finally understood that he just wanted to make amends and take back the spot in his heart that had belonged to him once upon a time. So if you ask me, this isn’t the same by any means.
And this just to say, you can keep telling your sad hater asses whatever your sad hater asses want, but the reality is that Team Ambrollins is the strongest one thanks to the fact that they overcame their conflicts proving with facts that they can trust each other again, and at the moment they don’t need anyone else to shine bright as they’re doing, P E R I O D.
Get over it and stop annoying the crap out of this fandom.

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You’ve said before that you feel like it wasn’t until you hit your 40s that you started to feel great about your body and style. What changed?

I don’t know. I think… Well, I started working with a costume designer who was interested in me wearing more fitted clothes. And I didn’t used to do that. I was shy. Because I’m so short and small, I used to wear things that were too big for me, that weren’t flattering. So I got some good advice that helped me find more body confidence. I mean, I’m not a superskinny person at all and I always… I guess I sort of wanted to be. But now it’s like, Yeah, I’m womanish. I can take that, it’s cool. I started to own it. “I am totally womanish — so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!”

Where Soul Meets Body- 14

Summary: Soulmate AU. Some people went their entire lives without ever meeting their soulmates. You were one of the lucky ones, to have found and fallen in love with the owner of the initials tattooed on your hip. When your soulmate’s best friend struggles to deal with a tragedy in his own life, you discover that you might not have been as lucky as you thought.

Steve Rogers x Reader; Bucky Barnes x Reader (Not MMF)

Warnings: (Series, not specifically this chapter: bad language, unprotected sex or sexual situations, drinking/alcoholism, drug use, violence, cheating, references to death, mutilation and trauma, maybe more.)

Words: ~1900

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Master   Part 13

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

Christmas morning was not the way it should have been.

So many of them, you had waken up to the sound of Steve coming in the door from his morning run, or to him kissing your cheeks and gently nudging you awake. The house would smell of pine and cinnamon and, soon, coffee, as the two of you sank into the couch together and unwrapped gifts in your pajamas. The television would play It’s a Wonderful Life or Miracle on whatever street, and you and Steve would laugh and spend the morning wrapped in one another before heading to your parents’ house for the day.

This year was different. You woke up cold, alone, eyes barely able to open. They’d been sealed shut with dried up tears, and it took you several moments to remember how you’d gotten to bed last night. Bucky, refusing to come inside after you started to cry for him, promising that he’d come in, that he just needed a minute to himself. You obliged, climbed into bed, and cried until you fell asleep. Alone.

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“I smiled once, in October 1976, but I never tried it again. I don’t miss it.”

Imagine hearing Legolas talk in his sleep about how he loves you.

It was a chilly night, and you wrapped your cloak tighter around you. Aragorn stoked the fire with a stick while he absentmindedly smoked his pipe. Gimli’s snores filled the camp, and diagonally from you, Legolas was sleeping with his back against a tree trunk. Elves slept with their eyes open, which was unnerving, and took a bit to get used to. You moved closer to the fire, and that’s when you heard Legolas begin to talk in his sleep.
“Gin melin…” Legolas murmured.
You glanced at Aragorn for a translation.
“That’s sindarin for I love you.” He answered. “I wonder who he dreams of?”
“Y/N, gin melin…” Legolas murmured.
Your face turned bright red while Aragorn laughed.
“I think we shall have much to talk about in the morning.” He chuckled.

(Requested by Anon. I hope you like it.)

wanderlustonline  asked:

List 5 facts about your most favorite sim of yours and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥

Wowthanks bubily 
imma do Billie cause I miss her ;-;

  • Billie wants to eventually work on a book about Tillamook and the creatures/spirits that live there along with the local theories.
  • She recently started getting into collecting old pipes and will only smoke from that now 
  • She has a habit of sticking her tongue between her gap tooth when she’s planning/thinking
  • She’s afraid of airplanes and she would rather be kidnapped by a banshee than to ever have to go on an airplane 
  • she’s really good at backflips and gymnastics and almost joined cheer but she wasnt a fan of all the yelling or the annual cheerleader sacrifice. 
RP Resource: Writing British Characters.

Here’s a rather broad combination of UK words, phrases and sayings that one can use as a writing template for predominately English characters. I tried to lend my attention to the more obscure ones of our daily use to try and defer from the same-old, same-old. Note: I will be updating it from time to time, so you may wish to reference back at later dates.

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What To Eat While Stoned?

I recommend 

1.) Watermelon is perfect when high, plus it helps with the breath and cotton mouth and you can use the juice for bong/water pipe water.

2.) Pizza

3.) Taco Bell

4.) Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. It also helps with cotton mouth, as well as any irritation in your throat.

5.) Mozzarella Sticks from Sonic, with a drink from there too, you could make some lean and get cross faded with awesome food.

6.) Wendy’s fries with a shake, holy shit.

7.) Starbursts, I don’t have to explain this one.

8.) A big ass bowl of fresh berries, with cream cheese and whipped cream.

9.) Fried chicken with ranch.

10.) Mac ‘n’ Cheese, especially if it’s home made. Yum.

*takes a bong rip*

11.) *cough cough* pussy *cough*

Ordinary treasures

Based on “Imagine you are traveling with the company and Thorin approaching Ori to knit you some gloves or a scarf because he noticed you shivering” from Imaginexhobbit

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You were rummaging in a chest for your winter gloves when your fingers brushed against it, the coarse fleeciness out of place among all the fine, new clothes you now possessed. Its texture was familiar, but long forgotten, and your face lit up with a look of fond remembrance as you drew out the length of soft, knitted material. You rubbed it gently on your cheek and smiled. It was definitely worse for wear, but the very scent of the leaves, earth, night air, and campfire smoke seemed to linger in its fibers.

You crouched by the riverbank, washing out one of the cooking pots in the bracingly cold water. Night was falling, and you were eager to finish your work and return to camp to find a seat close to the fire. Suddenly, you were interrupted by a timid voice.

“Excuse me, miss.”

You turned to greet the gentlest of the dwarves with a friendly smile. “Hello, Ori.” 

“Do you need any help?” 

“Oh, no, thank you,” you answered cheerfully, drying the pot quickly with a clean rag and rubbing your hands together to warm them. “I’ve just finished.” 

“Oh. Well…” Ori nodded shyly, hesitating for a moment before holding something out to you. “This is for you, miss. It will help keep you a little warmer on these chilly nights…I hope you like it.” 

You took the soft object he offered you, unfolding it to find that it was a thick, knitted scarf. In the fading light, you could just see that it was made of a beautiful purplish-blue yarn, and you looked back at him with a mixture of gratitude and amazement. “Ori, this is one of the nicest gifts I’ve ever had. You made this? For me?” 

“Well, yes,” he answered. 

You smiled and clasped his arm. “Thank you.” Happily, you wrapped the scarf around your neck, tucking its long ends into your coat. “Oh, it’s wonderful. Thank you so much!” 

Ori just smiled, fidgeting with the buttons on his coat. “It’s nothing, really, it’s just…I hope you like it,” he repeated.

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mellamoilse  asked:

Hey!!! I really hope youre having a nice day night. I wanted to ask you for some advice on how to clean a meth pipe if you could💖 i tried looking it up here but couldt find it. Anyway, you seem really nice,good vibes to you!!!💖

For cleaning your (meth) pipe, there are a few methods I would recommend.

  1. A simple water rinse. Fill your pipe with a bit of water, shake it around for a few minutes (making sure every surface has been soaked) and then dump the water out. Let your pipe air dry afterwards.
    Fun Fact: If you use intraveneously, save the water after you rinse your pipe because you can slam it and it gets you high.
  2. Soap + Water Rinse (more thorough than a water rinse). Fill up a bowl or container that is large enough to fit your pipe with hot water and add a few drops of soap. Let your pipe soak in the soapy water for about 10-15 minutes and shake it around every few minutes throughout that time. After it has soaked, run it under lukewarm water, thoroughly rinsing the pipe out and making sure there is no soap residue left. Cut a small piece of steel wool and attach it to something small enough to fit through the hole in the bowl of your pipe (I usually use small tweezers or a Q-Tip stick). Run the steel wool along the bottom of the bowl, scrubbing away at any dark spots. When you have finished, rinse out the pipe again and then take a Q-Tip and put it inside the bowl and then stem, wiping away any water residue. 
  3. Melt It. If you still have dope left, use a lighter and very cautiously, and very patiently, melt all of the remaining crystal in your bowl back into the stem, which can then be used to smoke later. You can’t hold the lighter too close or what’s remaining will burn. It’s a long and tedious task but it’s worth it.
  4. Heat it red hot. Use a strong torch lighter and heat the glass until it just barely glowing red. This will burn away the dark spots and leave you with a crystal clear bowl. If you heat it too much, you risk the bowl cracking or becoming misshapen.
  5. Boiling it. Place your pipe in a pot of boiling water and it will rinse and clean your bowl without any work. It will get those difficult spots clean, but you have to remember to let it air dry completely before using it again.
  6. Polish it off. If your bowl is looking clean but you can’t seem to get the last few black spots to disappear, cut up a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser into tiny cubes (small enough to fit through the hole in the bowl), soak it in water for a few seconds, and drop a piece into your bowl. Take an unfolded paper clip or safety spin, poke it through the hole and in to the magic eraser, and push it around inside the bowl. Keep moving it around until it’s cleaned every surface.
How to make a weed pipe with literally zero preparation or planning

So, I hesitate to call this a “tutorial,” as yesterday I made the totally spur-of-the-moment decision to make my first pipe (with no actual materials on hand for said pipe construction), and I have no idea if this is actually a good way to do it. BUT it’s how I did it, and it turned out pretty well, so here goes, if any of you are interested in making a wooden pipe with random stuff in your kitchen.

Step 1: Grab a dowel.  I had one left over from building some shelves, but if you don’t, dowels are at hardware stores, and also often big box stores like WalMart, Meijer, etc.  Cut off a segment that’s a little less than twice the length of your drill bit (you can trim the length down later if you need to, but it’s good to start large.)

Step 2: select a bit the same size as your current pipe’s draw-hole and drill a hole into either end of the dowel.  One end’s for your mouth, the other’s going to be your carb.  It’s possible to free-hand this, but it helps to have a drill press to ensure that your holes meet in the middle.  If you don’t have a drill press, consider making a smaller pipe, where you only have to drill in from one end (and then you can put the carb on the side).  

Step 3: Drill a small hole in the side of the dowel until you intersect the first hole, and then pick a drillbit that’s somewhat smaller than your pipe screens.  Use it to drill a somewhat bigger, shallow hole on top of the previous one.  This is where the weed goes, guys.

Step 4:  Shape it roughly to where you want it.  I used a combination of belt-sanding and disk-sanding, but you can also carve and whittle it with a knife (or depending on the design you want, use a band saw, or a dremel, or a router, whatever, I’m not your mom.)

Step 5:  If you *do* have a belt- or disk-sander, now’s a good time to slam that puppy down and give it a flat bottom.  What’s the point of making your own pipe if it’s going to roll away and spill your weed?  Nah son, you make that thing a sitter like the weed gods intended.

Step 6:  Polish it up.  Fine sandpaper, sanding foam, steel wool, yadda yadda.  Don’t worry about getting it snorting-coke-off-a-Steinway-piano-smooth, ‘cause you’re about to fuck it up with the staining, but get it pretty smooth.  Like, popsicle-stick smooth or a teensy bit smoother is good.  Also use a variety of drill bit sizes to give your bowl some tapered shape (or if you have a conical grinder bit, use that.)

Step 7:  Pop a screen in there and use a pipe cleaner to get out any sawdust (and more importantly, steel wool dust.  You don’t wanna breathe that stuff in.)  Try to ignore the fact that your pipe now looks like a really weird tampon.  Or I dunno, embrace it, I’m not into period-shaming.

Step 8:  Put your weed in it!  Make your old pipes jealous!  Smoke it down and make sure it draws right and everything works as it should!

Step 9:  Assuming everything works as it should, it’s time to stain it.  Now, you can use a polyurethane stain or what have you, but I’m breathing out of this thing while I hold fire against it, so I wanted something less toxic.  Fortunately, I had a bottle of cheap shiraz and an old TV dinner tray on hand.  (I should have popped out the screen at this point, but I didn’t.)

Step 10:  Unfortunately, the shiraz didn’t absorb very readily when the pipe soaked in it at room temperature, so I put it on the stove and boiled it for a bit, causing it to absorb much more wine (and a wine much more concentrated in tannins and color, because the water and alcohol had partially evaporated while it was boiling.)

Step 11:  After letting the pipe dry overnight and putting it in the microwave for a few minutes, the resulting wood was a nice, dark, rich purple (remember if you use the microwave to take out your pipe screen if you haven’t already.)  Now of course, the wood fibers will have expanded while soaking, and it will no longer be smooth, but somewhat abraded-looking, as you can see below.

Step 12: So then I re-sanded it with steel wool, getting it back to a glossy smoothness.  Now, this sanding of course lightened the purple shade, but that’s why it’s important to boil the wood at length rather than just dip it in cold wine–you want those tannins to seep in there really deeply.  Again, clean the pipe thoroughly afterward to get rid of steel wool leavings.  Lastly, after sanding, I dabbed and rubbed coconut oil into the wood with my finger–it gives it a shiny, even coat, but, again, without resorting to polyurethane or similar volatile chemicals.  Nice, huh?

Stay stoney, friends.