stick jokes

So there’s been this post going around about Gaston’s line “screw your courage to the sticking place” and how it’s from Macbeth and joking about how if Gaston’s read that then he should have told Belle, would have made flirting with her easier.

And like…guys.

Macbeth was originally a play. A play to be acted. Not a book to be read.

I posit that Gaston has never read Macbeth, but saw it as a play. Think about it, some traveling actors are passing through, probably put on a show to earn the money to rest a couple days and resupply. Macbeth has magic, witches, prophecy, fighting, nand a ‘rightful king returns’ plot, so it’s probably a crowd-pleaser.

And Gaston, watching that play, does what any of us does when we hear a superbly badass line and remembers it for being so cool. He’s probably used it other times too, when he wants to sound awesome.

Honda do not deserve Fernando Alonso, in any series.

They have done nothing but let him down and waste his talent. 

I hope he gets out as soon as possible and never looks back. Change teams, change series, whatever he wants to do, next season or tomorrow as far as I’m concerned. I don’t care how much they pay him, it’s not worth what they’ve done to him, again and again.

Like I know Neil loves exy more than life itself and almost more than Andrew but I can’t help but think he gets caught up in the stick ball jokes simply because it makes Kevin shit himself. So imagine Neil getting drafted onto his pro-team and saying: “I’m just so thankful for this opportunity. I used to think I wouldn’t make it this far but Stick Ball has given me a reason to live.” And Kevin, who’s in the audience, legit lets out a horrified yelp and the camera pans to him and he’s sobbing.

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Before doing the genocide route, I spoiled myself the hp of Sans and Mettaton NEO. Thus, when I was playing the genocide route, I thought Neo would be the hardest boss (he’s supposed to have 30 000 hp let’s not forget) and sans the easiest (1hp lmao)….
I couldn’t stop laughing when I fought them the first time cuz it was like the biggest lie ever.

Sans’ only hp became my favorite joke for a moment. I couldn’t stop imaginating him dying in the most ridiculous ways and… these happened x’D same with neo.

These drawings are over 1 year old so they look terrible lol. I tried to change them a little to make them look like my current style but I didn’t try hard as I am lazy lol.

I named Sans’ hp Robert. Plz love Robert.

I also named Neo’s HP Emo the hp, Sans’ bike Jeannine and my Colorslive friends named his pet rock Kimberlie and his slippers Arial and Helvetica.

Ah yes we are very mature on colorslive :^) x’D


Aaand yes. Monster kid playing basketball without arms. Whatchu gonna do.

listen……cassandra, duke and damian (when he’s older and more level-headed) would all make a good Batman™…the only legacy characters i’ll accept as batman tbh