So after the girls visited me at the library, Brandon took them to Home Depot.
Because Kinsie is 4, she didn’t say, “father, darling, I would like to go to the potty at some point in the future.” She said, “DADDY DADDY DADDY I’m gonna poop my pants! I gotta potty RIGHT NOW!”
So Brandon brought her full speed to the Home Depot men’s bathroom. Both stalls on either side of Kins were full. I admit it’s a stereotype but since this was HD, I’m imagining big brawny types in said potties.
Anyway, Kins starts shouting, “I’M TRYING TO POOP BUT I CAN’T! I’M TRYING TO POOP! C'MON POOP!”
Apparently both gentlemen could not stop laughing.