stfu steve

I love otps where one looks intimidating but is a gigantic dork who likes to go to science fairs and is excited about conventions while the other one looks so smol and precious but is constantly looking for trouble in alleys and would probably fight you if you so breathed in their direction

Being Bucky’s daughter would include…

Originally posted by enochianess

Being Bucky’s daughter would include…

[Age: 1-10]

  • “Wait-wait, I wake up and suddenly i have a child!?”
  • “It’s just a-”
  • “Steve, STFU!” *says literally everyone i’ve already done*
  • Him adoring you completely
  • Looking just like him
  • Him fangirling to steve whenever you  do something cute
  • “Steve, she learned how to say dad, well kind of but it’s really cute,”
  • “Children are always so cute going through this ‘phase’ in their life,”
  • Playing with his metal arm
  • Him freaking out about you playing with his arm
  • Him not wanting to take you to school on the first day because of his arm
  • He cried on your first day of school
  • But he also walked you to your classroom because he didn’t want to let go
  • “Okay, have a good day today, make sure to make a lot of new friends, I’ll be here to pick you up when the small hand on that clock touches the 1,”
  • “I love you daddy,”
  • “See you later, Champ,”

[Age: 10-20]

  • Being a sense of relief
  • Having a bunch of ex-soldiers cheer you on before a big test
  • Him teaching you how to dance
  • Him still worried about how people will treat you because of his arm
  • All the PTA moms swooning
  • #MajorUncleSteve
  • Steve telling you about his (bucky’s) past
  • Not really having an awkward teenage phase *Because you had a mixture of all of them*
  • Having 40s!Bucky characteristics
  • Boys swooning over you
  • “That’s my girl!”
  • “She’s just like you were,”
  • Him freaking out the first time you bring a boy home
  • “Dad, this is Peter, my Boyfriend,”
  • Despite being completely supportive of the you relationship he still has doubts and asks steve about it
  • “It’s probably just a phase, I’d be more worried about the boy,”
  • “Why,”
  • “Because she’s just like you were, back in the good old days,”

[Age: 20]

  • Having a 40s themed wedding
  • Bucky crying when he walks you up the aisle
  • “Dad, don’t cry, I’ll always be your little girl,”
  • “I know Champ but look at you you’re all grown up now,”
  • Tony freaking out because ‘his boy’ was getting married
  • “You did it, you actually managed to score a girl,”
  • “We’ve been dating for like almost five years,”
  • “I’m so proud of you kid,”
Problems with Oscar  2k17

- Jimmy Kimmel shouldn’t have done so many comedy bits in between the show, the entire thing would’ve gone faster. 

- Why the fuck are people so against Nate Parker releasing a movie but hot on Casey Affleck winning an Oscar? 

-It should have been Denzel.

-Taraji should have been nominated for best actress and she should have won instead of someone who didn’t care that she was white washing. Especially since, Taraji reinvented the superhero role.

-When it was revealed that the Best Picture belonged to Moonlight (rightfully so) Jimmy Kimmel had the audacity to say: “Oh I think LaLa Land should keep it anyways”  First of all: That’s not his call to make so stfu. Steve Harvey made a mistake in reading the right card improperly however, he still crowned the right person in the end. To even suggest that “Oh Best Picture is Moonlight but let’s not hurt their feelings and let LaLa Land keep it” is extremely insulting. Yeah, Kimmel was probably in an awkward position but he knows, Warren knew, that it wasn’t their fault to begin with. That bit just annoyed the shit outta me.

-I’m sorry I grew up on Bollywood. La La Land ain’t shit compared to what I’ve seen. A musical about dreamers in a film industry? So… Om Shanti Om. Don’t get me wrong I see the appeal of La La Land, it’s cinematic and the coloring and effects are spectacular but it was also hyped up. 

-Loving the play, I would have loved Fences to win Best Adapted Screenplay but I’m so happy Moonlight took it.

-Mahershala Ali <3 

- Viola Davis <3

- Asghar Farhadi’s statement 

DID YALL SEE THAT ONE HOMECOMING TRAILER WHERE STEVES DUMBASS DITS DOWN BACKWARDS IN A CHAIR LIKE HES A COOL HIP CAT AND THEN SAYS “so you got detention” LMAO STFU STEVE

yall: were a family!!!! a FAMILY!!!! drama about ponypop is tearing us APART!!!!!!! UR TEARING US APART!!!!! THE FANDOM WILL BE RUINED COMPLETELY TOTALLY GONE EVERYONE WILL DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FANDOM SAVED MY LIFE I DONT GO OUTSIDE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stay gold xx
me:
me:
me: anyway ponypop is disgusting