stfu stella

how i see fashion brands
  • valentino: so we want to channel royalty with some gilded details—
  • dolce and gabbana: [covered in gold foil] DID SOMEONE SAY "GILDED"
  • elie saab: [embroidering at superhuman speed] MORE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS AND DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS
  • zuhair murad: YES BITCH LIKE BORDERLINE TACKY
  • balmain: [from halfway up the kardashians' asses] WHO THE FUCK JUST MENTIONED DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS AND BORDERLINE TACKINESS
  • ralph and russo: oh my god stop
  • giambastatuatsa valala: [deadpan] more tulle
  • marchesa: more feminine
  • gucci: more ruffles
  • versace: shut the fuck up gucci no one likes ruffles they like sharp lines
  • armani privé: [mouthing] yaaaasss
  • dior: patterns are in
  • chanel: [smoking a cigarette, thick french accent] this is correct. onto the dress we put one thousand very small karl lagerfeld faces, it is good, it is chic
  • alexander mcqueen: [sewing quietly, giving side-eye]
  • jean paul gaultier: [snaps fingers] A HUMAN LAMP
  • moschino: A HUMAN STAIRCASE FEATURING A NAME BRAND
  • alexander wang: [softly] a human
  • stella mcartney: stfu my dad is a beatle all y'all bow down

so my moms going to get us sonic but she always gets my drink order wrong or switched so this time i just wrote down my order

I gave it t my sister to give to mom and i just heard her snort really loud downstairs