stfu every time

domestic avengers pt.II
  • tony stumbling into the kitchen after a 26 hour workshop bender and fumbling around for the coffee pot
  • steve leaning against the counter with a mug of coffee made exactly how tony likes it and gently placing the mug into tony’s had before the entire pot of coffee ends up on the floor or on natasha’s lap (it’s happened before and only clint’s quick reflexes kept tony from getting a broken wrist)
  • the avengers bickering over what movie to watch
  • while everyone else is yelling bruce calmly starts reading in the corner of the couch
  • “WH AT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN’T WATCH WHITE CHICKS”
  • “CLINT YOU PICK THE  SAME MOVIE EVERY TIME STFU”
  • “WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME MR. TITANIC-IS-A-CLASSIC-WE-HAVE-TO-WATCH-IT-AGAIN’”
  • thor kicking down the door everytime bruce’s tea kettle starts whistling (”WHO DARES-” “relax it’s just the kettle..again”)
  • clint is the reigning champion at wii sports bowling
  • tony’s convinced that he rigged the system
  • everyone else is convinced that tony’s a sore loser because his high score is 12