So, Barton and his wife are going out of town this weekend and wanted to know if we could take care of the kids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that is a big responsibility. What do we know about children?
I am leaving. Spider suit?
(hands Peter the suit) I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on. (To Steve) I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. (To Peter) Where is your jacket? It's cold outside.
Here take mine. (To Steve) Kids are a lot of work.
Listen I hate to be dramatic but if Tony doesn’t get the attention, love and care that he deserves from the Avengers when we next see them in Infinity Wars I will be propelling myself into the sun and taking the whole of the marvel franchise with me