steve never listens

Bering & Wells: Split Screen #60 Brady Bunch Edition


“To be human is to love.”

Song: “Human” by Ellie Goulding


(NOT my gif/s)(NOT my characters except reader)

Pairings: Bucky (Demon!Bucky) x Reader

Summary; AU- Sorcery it’s a farce. At least that’s what you thought before your little sister, Wanda, found an old magic book and decide to try a spell so his crush fell in love with her. To your atonishment and hers the spell works and now she has to face the drawback; she has sold her soul to a demon called Bucky in exchange the favor. Now, you are forced to intervene and reach an agreement with said demon.

Warnings: Language, a little violence, dead (flasback), angels, demons and all kind of religious stuff.

A/N; I’m incredibly sorry for the delay. Anyway, hope you hate Dot as much as I do xd .Oh! And the tags are being stupid little b#tches, please if someone doesn’t receive my notifications, let me know.

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Chapter 9

You have no clue how much time passes while you stare at the white wall of your home, neither how much time Steve looked at you without saying a word. The tears had dryed from your cheeks but the pain in your chest hasn’t stopped, you can tell that it will never. Numbed you look at Steve, who winces when your gazes cross, you don’t wanna know how horrible do you look for him to react that way, you don’t care. 

- Why? - you whisper 

- It’s not his fault… - Steve straighten up from his half lying position, whining because of the pain on his side. You can tell, but, that he’s healing extremelly fast - He don’t have any choice

- He didn’t even let me explain! - tears burn in your eyes again

Steve let out a deep sigh, defeated

- I should have explained you everything before…

- Do it now - you demand

Steve’s eyes make holes in your soul before he starts talking

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I Am Not Jealous (Reader x Bucky Barnes x Sam Wilson)

Word Count: 1488

Summary: Bucky Barnes, Reader’s former Hydra partner, has been brought back to Avengers HQ with fond memories of the reader. 

A/N: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO BUCKY! No this has nothing to do with anyone’s birthday. But it does have something to do with bucky!

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Movie Distractions

Hello lovely people I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while been going through a bit of a writing slump,  I started to write a small series for the blog but it didn’t pan out. So scraping that I decided to write something small. Hope you enjoy! 

Paring: Pietro Maximoff x Reader

Word Count: 812

“We need a break!” Pietro accented voice complained rushing into the room. Startling you, you knock the plate of freshly make food off the counter, but before it could hit the linoleum Pietro runs and catches it. “Sorry love.” Giving you the plate he pecks you on the cheek.

“It’s fine, but I’m not the one you should be complaining too. Steve’s the one that arranges the training session.” Setting the plate down and taking a seat at the table.

“I know but Steve never listens to me, and I was wondering if you could help.” trying his best to convince you he rubs your shoulders trailing kisses down you neck.

“Piet stop you don’t have to seduce me into helping you. But you do have to explain what you want to do.” Pushing him off of you he take the seat next to you.

“Well I was thinking we should get everyone together to watch one of those… um what is it? A movie yes. We should watch a movie.” You had to admit that did sound appealing, since Steve has order almost non stop training sessions for the team.

“That does sound fun.” You murmur taking a bite of you food.

“Exactly that’s why you should help me bring the idea up to Steve.” Speaking of the devil Steve waltz into the kitchen.

“What idea?” Grabbing a water from the fridge Steve leans against the counter.

“Well Pietro thought we should watch a movie and I agree. It would be fun, what do you think Steve?”

“Yeah we can make a movie night tonight.” Pietro jumped up and cheered before rushing out of the room.

“I’m not sure how he’s going to sit still for two hours, but he does seem excited.” You laugh turning on the water and rinsing the plate.

“Yeah we’ll get to see it tonight I guess. See ya later Y/N.”

“Bye Steve.”


Carrying to two huge bowl of popcorn into the private theater where everyone was sitting on couches. Natasha and Bruce quietly chatted on one of the smaller couches, Wanda and Vision awkwardly flirted on another, Steve and Clint were in the kitchen grabbing the other snacks, and Tony stood in front of the shelve filled with movies.  

Distributing the bowl around to everyone you take a seat on the bigger couch. “Where’s Pietro?” You turn to ask Wanda but she shrugs and continues her talk with the android. Sighing to yourself you curl your arms around you legs hugging them to your chest. “So Tony what movie have you pick for us today?” Glancing behind him he smirks.

“Only one of the best. Star Wars A New Hope.” He claimed placing the disk in.

“Excellent choice Mr. Stark.” You laughed. Clint and Steve entered carrying the rest of the treats, and after a couple of minutes Pietro rushed in taking the seat next to you.

“I thought you were going to flake out.” You whispered as the beginning credits started roll.

“Nope just needed to run around a bit.” He chirped pecking you cheek.

Once the movie began you snuggled closer to his chest. It was nice calm until Pietro became jittery, tapping his foot, shifting uncomfortably. Pietro was bored and the movie was only half way done, so he decided the best way to treat his boredom was with you. Starting off was a few kisses trailing down you neck to your shoulder which you ignored. Caresses up you back you chuckled and pushed away.

Pietro seemed to much of your relief stopped. Nearing the end of the movie his hand found you thigh, inching it way up your inner thigh making you gasp out. Tony’s head snapped to you and Pietros hand retreated back, brushing off your gasp Tony resumed his bowl of m&m’s. Feeling his hand start again you glanced up at the speedster who’s eyes were glued to the film and a smik playing on his lips. Giving his a glare you  return to the movie.

Finally the movie was over and you were able to escape to your room. “Well the movie was good.” Pietro commented in you ear wrapping his arms around your waist.

“Glad you were able to enjoy it, I was being distracted by my boyfriend.” Kissing your neck you sighed out.

“Oh well that must have been annoying.” He whispered into your neck. Turning to face him you poke his chest and glared up at him.

“It was. So next time you want a break don’t pick an activity that requires you to sit still for two hours.”

“Then what activity do you suggest?” Grabbing your thighs he lifts you up. Wrapping your legs around his waist. Biting you lips you thread your fingers through his hair. “Well I have a few ideas of my own.” Dropping you on the bed he shares his ideas with you.

anonymous asked:

I want the scene that didn't happen in the Avengers movie. Where they want to send in Black Widow to ~seduce the secrets out of Loki and Thor has to grit his teeth and say that, "My brother has never enjoyed the company of maidens." And it's silent before Tony raises his hand and goes, "I'll do it!" to which there is a collective shout of, "NO!" because we all know who'd be seducing who to the other side in that arrangement...

Listen to Steve, Tony. 

Please never listen to Steve on the matter of banging Loki.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Nicholas J. Fury absolutely did not want anyone except Steve to notice he'd broken into his apartment while injured in CATWS. There's no way he just chose to play whichever album Steve had left on that stereo, assuming he had ever even used the thing in the first place. Nick picked that specific song--a song Steve would never have listened to normally, from all the albums the SHIELD rehousing unit would have chosen for him ("It's Been a Long, Long Time" - Harry James & Kitty Kallen, 1945)--knowing fully well that Steve would have immediately realized someone had broken in and was up to something fishy, and would thus enter the house alone and carefully. This presents us with two very different cases for Sharon's behavior when Steve arrived home that evening: either A) she had no idea Nick had broken into the apartment, and was thus acting solely according to her cover when she points out he's left that stereo on, or B) Nick contacted her en route to Steve's apartment, ordering her to stay clear of the front door and also to point out to Steve, whenever he returned, that the music was playing, ensuring that he would not enter from his apartment's designated entrance without her having to break her own cover. At this point, Nick has realized that SHIELD has been compromised, so whichever option he picked would have spoken volumes about how much he personally trusts Agent 13. Regardless: in both scenarios, why would Nick take these measures to ensure that both Sharon and Steve avoid entering through that front door? We have to assume that Nick realizes that his assailant tracked him to that apartment and had an eye on the apartment's front door, where he would have likely sniped Steve had Steve entered through it normally. Nicholas J. Fury navigated his way to Steve's apartment through the DC sewerage system, managed breaking into the apartment while injured, and possibly without alerting Agent 13, and knew exactly which song Steve would never listen to voluntarily, and there is not enough goddamn fanfiction centered on this man gah
Double The Presents (Steve/Reader)

requested by anon

reader’s birthday is close to Christmas and steve takes full advantage of it


“So, what do you want for your birthday?” Your boyfriends voice startles you as your straightening your hair.

You drop the straighter in surprise and it lands a few inches from your feet.

“Dammit, Rogers!” You scold him while he gives you a shy smile.


Glaring at the super soldier, you pick up the straighter and proceed with your hair.

“So let me ask again, what do you want for your birthday?”

You shrug before speaking, “You don’t have to get me something for my birthday and Christmas, it’s too much.”

“C'mon!” Steve whined while stomping his foot like a little kid.

You chuckled at your childish boyfriend, “Don’t be a baby! Now let’s go before we’re late, you know Tony won’t let us live that down.”


Waking up to any empty bed on your birthday wasn’t the best thing.

Stretching your arm across Steve’s side, you feel a small in the middle of the bed.

Furrowing your brows, you pick up the red box that has a sticky note attached.

The note read, “Goodmorning doll, meet me downstairs at 11:00am! Love, Steve.”

What did he have planned today?

Opening the box, you find a beautiful necklace with your birthstone in the middle.

You quickly got dressed seeing that it was already 10:45am and went downstairs to see Steve standing over the stove.

“The necklace is gorgeous.” You softly spoke as Steve turned to face you.

A smile made it’s way onto his lips, “I’m glad you liked it.” He made his way towards you before wrapping his arms around your waist, yours immediately went around his neck.

Kissing Steve never got old, his kisses always made you feel like you were floating on air.

Pulling away, he rested his forehead against yours before speaking, “Today’s gonna be all about you. Whatever you want to do, we’ll do it.”

“Well I just want to stay in and cuddle so..” You trailed off while giving him a smile.

“Then that’s what we’ll do.” He returned the smile before guiding you in the direction of the table. “But first, we eat breakfast.”


Steve pampered you to the fullest on your birthday, the whole day was filled with little gifts and the best treatment ever.

Now, it was five days later and Christmas Day.

You really weren’t expecting Steve to get you anything, like you told him, but of course he never listens.

“STEVE ROGERS, GET YOUR PATRIOTIC ASS DOWN HERE NOW!” You shouted from the bottom of the stairs as you looked over at your Christmas tree which overflowed with presents.

“Language, Y/N!” Steve playfully scolded as he met your glare.

“What’s all this? I told you that you didn’t have to get me double the presents!”

Your boyfriend chuckled before wrapping his arms around your shoulders and pulling you towards him, “I know what you told me, but I wanted to. You deserve all the presents.”

Little comments like that made you realize what an amazing guy you had.

A smile took the place of the frown that was on your face as you looked up at him, “Now how can I stay mad at you when you say stuff like that?”

Steve shrugged as he unwrapped his arms from you and started handing you presents.

Most of them we’re sweaters, dresses, perfumes and little notebooks and stuff that you mentioned you liked.

After both of you finished opening your gifts, you began picking up all the wrapping paper when you spotted a little box in the back of the tree.

Puzzled, you picked it up and read the tag, it was from Steve to you.

“Babe?” You called.


You held up the box, “Missed one?”

Steve broke out into a grin before kneeling on one knee and grabbing a hold of your hands which still held the box.

Your eyes widened.

“Y/N, the love of my life, will you marry me?”

“Yes a million times yes!” You exclaimed while wrapping your arms around his shoulders which caused him to fall back.

Giggling, you pulled apart and kissed him.

“Now, Mrs.Rogers, I think we should go meet up with everybody and tell them the good news.” Steve had his infamous grin on his face.

“I think we should too, Mr.Rogers.”

You really did have the best guy ever.

29th May, Tony’s bday

“No, no!! Buck, you’re hanging those balloons in the wrong place!! I SAID NEAR THE CURTAINS!! And where is Sam with the cake?! Did you call Sam?! Bucky, why Sam is not here yet?!”

*Bucky takes a deep breath* Steve these are curtains they are near the curtains. Oh and I haven’t had time to call Sam since you’ve been anal about where the balloons go. So do you want me to hang the balloons or call Sam?”

“Great, just great!! It’s the first time I’m throwing a bday party for my husband and everything is just wrong and Tony will hate me and he will move out and a week later I will get filled in divorce papers and I will never see him again ALL BECAUSE THE BALLOONS ARE STILL NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE!”

“You’re going to get a divorce because of balloons? Do you even hear what you are saying right now?”

*Sam walks in with the cake* “Steve where do you want the cake?”

“Showmeshowme!! *jumps to Sam* Is it chocolate with coffee butter cream and walnuts?! Sam, you’re sure you picked the right cake?!”

*Sam looks over at Bucky as Bucky mouths ‘all day’ to him* “Uh yeah whatever you ordered Steve I picked it up. Where do you want it?”

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anonymous asked:

If you're still taking prompts: I wish you'de write a fic with Bucky kicking ass in a battle :p saving someone from the team, for instance? (or being saved, bet he'd hate that!) Feel free to add Bucky's issues/the more problematic sides of his expertise - my wishes are simple, and anything from your hands is worth it! :)

The drug’s called Russian Roulette, because it kills one out of ten people the first time they try it. The high must be fucking fantastic, though, ‘cause the other nine keep coming back, and it’s funding most of the Hydra ops in Europe.

That’s why Steve and Bucky are storming this old cave laboratory left over from World War II. If you can’t cut off the heads, you gotta cut them off at the roots.

Bucky hates these caves. They’re all blind turns and shadowed alcoves, bad lighting: anyone could jump out from anywhere, shoot your own teammates before you even realize it’s them. Steve’s got them using ICERs – he always does, his ops – but so what? They’ll knock each other out and wake up captive, fucking fantastic.

He told Steve they shouldn’t split up, but Steve never fucking listens to him anymore. He’s not at all like he used to be, like he was during the war.

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