steve kille

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the progression from “no i’m not talking to my spouse” to
“SHIT SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO MY SPOUSE”

  • steve calling tony ‘sweetheart’: ಥ‿ಥ
  • t’challa calling tony ‘kitten’: ( ´∀`)☆
  • bucky calling tony ‘doll’: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • me externally: im fine
  • me internally: hasn't stopped raging about T*ny kicking Bucky in the head with his metal foot, after blowing his arm off, whilst he was laying on the floor essentially defenceless and had done nothing but reach for his leg to stop him blasting Steve, since i saw it nearly 6 months ago

“I gotta memorize all this? There’s over four fucking pages of this shit!”

Reservoir Dogs (1992) Dir. Quentin Tarantino

every steve/tony argument ever

the world: is fucked and in immediate peril

tony: how about this pragmatic but morally dubious solution

steve: TONY NO that’s imperfect and therefore wrong

tony: ok, what should we do instead then?

steve: LALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY MORAL PURITY