steve jons

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Table Read for the Finale of the Office.

My highlights are at:
4:05 - Original cast photo 
4:16 - Introduction of the cast
7:16 - The lost Matrix Prank that was never shot
1:06:27 - Jenna and John 
1:13:38 - Jim’s penultimate talking head
1:14:04 - Dwight’s final talking head
1:15:49 - Jim’s final talking head
1:16:02 - Pam’s final talking head

I’ve been emotional, cried and laughed many times over the course of this show…but I didn’t think the table read would get me as it did.

Happy: Who of the seven of you has slept with each other? 

Natasha: Its like a dirty math problem. 

Steve: The answer would be none of us. 

Happy: None of you have gotten drunk and stupid over the years? 

[The group looks at each other]

Bucky: Well, that’s a different question. 

Happy: I find it hard to believe a group of people who spend as much time together as you do has never bumped uglies. I’ve got another question: Who of the seven of you has almost? 

Tony: [they all quickly get up] I’m getting coffee. Can I get anyone more coffee? 

Bucky: Hey, there’s a dog out there! 

 Present day headcanon where Steve attempts to Juju On That Beat but fails miserably, Jonathan sits there and laughs at him and Steve’s like it’s not like you can do any better. But when Jonathan gets up and starts doing it, he hits every move sharp and clean. Steve just sits there in a mixture of emotion.