steve irvin

Story time Saturday
  • Stranger: *has Harto merch on*
  • Me: *screeches and circles around stranger*
  • Stranger: *screeches back and begins to circle as well*
  • Steve Irvin: And here we have 2 hartosexuals meeting in their natural habitat! What majestic creatures! The hartosexuals give off a distinct odour because it's believed that they stay in their dens for days, only coming out for food! What a rare, raw creature!