steve can be quite funny okay

Something - Steve x Reader

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Requested by anon. (I found your series of asks quite funny. I loved your train of thought. Thank you for requesting.)

“(Y/n), wait.” Steve touched your shoulder gently, diverting your attention from the airport tarmac where you imagined what was going to happen within the next few hours.

“Can I talk to you?” Steve asked. 

You nodded and followed him slightly off to the side away from the others.

“How are you felling?” He asked.

You laughed slightly, taken off guard by the question, “I’m ready but I’m worried something will happen. We used to be friends with them and I know we have to do this but I just don’t want anyone to get hurt.”

Steve nodded, chewing his lip slightly.

“I know. I’m sorry I got you into this. I appreciate you being there for me and supporting me but always telling me what you think. I need that.” He smiled at you shaking his head slightly, “And I know this may seem silly but I’m going to do whatever I can to keep Bucky safe, and you and the others. So I don’t know if I’ll survive this-”

“Steve-” You whispered, touching his arm gently.

He shook his head, removing your hand and holding it firmly in his.

“I love you. I want you to be safe. I want you to be happy.” He said, eyes locked on yours.

“I want you alive, Steve. I love you and I need you- Bucky needs you. You can help him get his memory back-”

“Not if Tony gets his way. I can’t help him if he’s locked in a cell or worse.” Steve bowed his head. “I needed to tell you. I love you and I want us to be safe together if you feel the same way but given who we are and what we do, that may not be possible.”

You smiled sadly, leaning up to press your lips to his. Steve took your face in his hands, kissing you gently- heavy with worry and sadness and emotion. 

“Be safe.” You whispered, “But do what you have to do.”

anonymous asked:

Lol on the theme of shovel talks, Winteriron are a fresh couple and Tony expects Steve and basically to give him the talk 'cause Bucky is basically his brother but they actually give the talk to Bucky because smol Tony needs to be protected

I find that very funny, oh my goodness. 

I can imagine Bucky going up to Steve and saying, “Don’t go too hard on him, okay?” because he’s fully expecting Steve to give Tony the shovel talk. It all spins around when Steve goes, “Oh, I won’t. But I will with you.” and Bucky is quite shocked when his best friend turns and gives HIM the shovel talk.

It continues like this as the rest of the team threaten to destroy Bucky if he so even tries to do anything to hurt Tony. Bucky is shocked by the whole thing and he’ll never admit that it was Pepper’s talk that scared him the most. Natasha’s one was lethal as well as Rhodey’s but Pepper…you don’t joke with Pepper. 

In the end, he has to admit that it warms his heart because he knew that they all cared about Tony but them showing it was truly beautiful, even if it is in the form of detailed threats. 

Imagine Jarvis/Friday giving him the shovel talk as well. 

Oh, that would be brilliant.

And the best part is that Tony remains oblivious to it. He has NO idea that his friends are doing this at all.

mysticalmagicalmasterpiece-deac  asked:


When Natasha asks to borrow Steve’s laptop, he goes along with it, because sure, whatever, he trusts her.

He doesn’t realize until he opens it up the next afternoon what she’s left open in his browser.

Bucky walks in while he’s reading, half-horrified, half-fascinated. "Whatcha lookin’ at?“ he asks.

Steve, who hadn’t noticed him, slams his laptop closed and tosses it aside. He can feel the blush creeping up his neck. "Nothing. Nothing. Just something–nothing.”

Bucky raises an eyebrow. “Just something nothing, huh? Okay.”

Steve thinks that’s the end of it.


A week later, he and Bucky haven’t spoken in days. Not that anything has happened, but. Things are weird.

Steve can’t stop thinking about that thing he read. Fanfiction, Nat had called it, when he’d confronted her. “I thought you might get a laugh out of it,” she says.

That’s not…quite what’s happened. Steve doesn’t think it’s funny. Really. He’s not sure what he thinks but…it’s not that.

Seeing his name and Bucky’s, like that, together in the same sentence as kissing, well, it brings back a lot of memories of fantasies long past. And some not so long past.

In fact it kind of just brings up fantasies. It’s making it hard to look Bucky in the eyes, so he’s mostly been avoiding him.

It’s hard to avoid Bucky when he comes storming into Steve’s apartment and stands in the kitchen while Steve’s making a sandwich. He looks all twitchy and stuff until finally Steve asks what’s going on.

Bucky clears his throat, looks away from Steve. “I…saw that thing. The one that you were reading the other day.”

Steve looks away too, blushing. “Oh. Yeah. Just. Maybe we could forget about that? She said she thought I’d laugh.”

“Did you?” Bucky asks. He rubs his fingertips against his thumb. Steve can see the tension along his shoulders.

“No. I–wasn’t really. I didn’t think it was funny. Did…did you?”

Bucky’s weight shifts from one foot to the other. “No.” Steve swallows, trying to think of what to say next, when Bucky pulls in another breath. “I think she’s laughing at us.”

“I don’t…why would she do that? I mean, I don’t get the logic.”

Bucky looks at him for a moment, then turns and paces in a small tight circle. “She…knows things. About. About me. Probably you, too. She’s like that, you know?”

“Yeah,” Steve says. “I’ve noticed.” He hesitates. “What is it you think she knows?”

For a second, Bucky looks pained. He lets out a long breath. “She–god, you know what? She’s the worst. She knows I’m in love with you.”

Steve stares at him. Bucky shifts on his feet again. “How’d she find that one out?” Steve finally asks. His voice is strangled.

Bucky doesn’t seem to notice. “She’s a terrible, nosy woman, that’s how,” he says. “Just. Let’s. Can we pretend I didn’t tell you that, and she didn’t ever show us that stupid thing?”

This is the first time that Steve has ever, ever harbored hope that Bucky might not be repulsed by his advances. “What if–what if we didn’t?” he asks.

The look on Bucky’s face, something like shock, something like elation, is better than Steve could ever have imagined.

Steggy fic (Cougar!Peggy): The story of Peggy’s Jewelry

Author’s Note:  Set in April 1974.  Chronologically, happens about six months prior to Mind the Gap

“Ma’am, did you hear me?”

“Yes, Agent Fury,” Peggy says, “I heard.”  She takes a deep breath, tries to regroup.  “What is your ETA?”

He pauses, she can hear the howling wind in the background, “Probably twelve hours, ma’am.  I’m pushing for less, but the weather’s not cooperating.”

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