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Summary: ”A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.””
Summary: ”When me and Phil moved to London, we had no money, it was a terrible idea, and the whole thing was just based on this wild presumption that maybe Radio 1 would say yes to our show pilot that we sent them.”
Summary: Dan finds being a full-time internet homo suddenly overwhelming. Phil is concerned and decides his boyfriend needs to take some time out, so he whisks him away for a few days peace and quiet and to find himself again.
Summary: Dan and Phil are partners in crime with Chris, PJ and Louise. Phil is the leader and Dan is his shy boyfriend who almost gets shot during a mission. Dan is scared Phil is mad at him for not doing his job correctly, but how could Phil ever be mad at Dan?
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Will walks into the apartment, slamming the door. “I hope
you’re not still mad at me.”
I keep my back to him, using my tongue to play with my lip
Will approaches me and puts a hand on my wrist. I shudder at
his cold hands.
“Babe,” Will says, spinning me around and kissing me. “Why-
He leaps back in shock. A small line is imprinted on his lip
where my lip ring burned him.
He plants his hands on his hips as I stare at him. “Silver?
I worry a cut in my lip with my front teeth, spilling blood
out of the wound. “You know what you did.”
Will’s nostrils flare as he says, “I thought we were past
His eyes flick down to my shirt for the first time and I’m
not surprised that he’s irritated. In the time that he was gone, I used fabric
paint to scrawl the words “TEAM JACOB” on a black shirt.
“Oh, nice,” Will says, sounding very much like a British
sitcom character. “Oh honestly, Nico, you really think a Twilight phrase is going to phase me?”
I stick my tongue out at him, displaying my sterling silver
tongue stud. “Phased yet?”
Will makes a face of pure agony and moves away. He goes into
the bedroom, shrieks, and comes back out.
“Nico,” he says, gritting his teeth. “Why are there silver
coins strewn all over the floor?”
I shrug. “I don’t know.”
“Not cool, Neeks,” Will says. “How can you hold a grudge for
“You blew me off!” I cry. “I waited for three hours, Will!
Three hours! And you were a no-show. That’s what I get for trusting a vampire
to go on a date to a fair! Too many tasty people around!”
Will makes a heartbroken noise and rushes at me. He presses
his lips to mine, his skin hissing as it makes contact with my lip ring. Smoke
curls up, but he refuses to move away. The only way I know he’s in pain is the
little whining noise he’s making.
“Will,” I say against his mouth. I put my hands on his
chest. “Stop it.”
He doesn’t pull away, so I push him. His lip is bright red
and his pupils are huge. His irises are a small ring of blue.
I scratch my head, pulling at my hair. “What the hell were
Will’s chest hitches. He looks like he’s about to cry. “I
My shoulders slump. I overreacted. I shouldn’t have gotten
mad. “I’ll get rid of the coins and change my lip ring.”
Will smiles. “I don’t want to burn myself again, so take out
that tongue stud too.” He pauses for effect. “And take off that shirt.”
Dolce & Gabbana black silk turtleneck: $795 Givenchy white + maroon studded trench coat: $3,195 Givenchy sterling silver studded gauntlets: $1,600 Ferragamo blue leather arm belts: $400 Getting your #Look and your perfect manicure cut off by a guy who looks just as good in a high school uniform and some weird bondage collar: yami does it for free lol