“Holy shit, you can definitely fix my plumbing anytime you’d like,” It slipped out before Stiles could stop it, but really, the plumber was absolutely gorgeous. Six glorious feet of solid muscle and those arms, jesus.

“I’m Derek,” the plumber—now Derek—said, holding his hand out to shake Stiles’. “I understand you’re having some troubles with your bathroom?”

Author: WyldeWombat
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek
Rating: N/R (Teen)
Track/Word Count: 2363
Warnings/Spoilers: Not 3B Compatible, Secret & Established Relationship

Summary: Stiles does NOT have a boyfriend: of that, the pack, his dad, and the entire community of Beacon Hills are completely convinced. It’s just a fact that Stiles is single. Poor Stiles; he’s probably lonely. Maybe they can set him up with someone!

Unless you’re Stiles, that is. Seriously. He DOES have a boyfriend. Why won’t anyone believe him?

Comments: Stiles has a very attractive boyfriend, I must say.


That Which You Cannot Undo  by: uraneia

Because the man standing on Stiles’s front porch is easily the most attractive person Stiles has ever laid eyes on. Cheekbones like cut glass. Stubble so even you could sand a canoe. Dark hair, straight nose, eyes like a watercolor painting. He looks kinda pissed. Stiles thinks, Damn, I wish I’d put on real pants.

Then he gets a hit of the guy’s aura and makes time for even more regrets.

Before he even knows it’s a tell he’s stepping back, already calling on his spark, letting power gather at his fingertips, though Goddess knows he can’t pull enough to put down a werewolf. Not one this powerful. The taste of all that strength is fresh, simmering just beneath the surface.

Stiles can see the second the guy figures out he’s a witch. His nostrils twitch and his eyes flash red.

But he doesn’t look angry anymore. In fact, he just seems… surprised. “Uh,” he says as his eyes fade back to green-brown. “Hi.”

Stiles lets the magic dissipate. It takes the last of his headache with it, and he curses himself for not thinking of that earlier. A little adrenaline rush goes a long way. “Hi,” he parrots. “Um. So you’re a werewolf.”

The man nods. “And you’re a mage.”

With a snort, Stiles corrects the word. “A witch. I’m far too young to be a mage.”

That earns him a curious look, but the guy doesn’t ask for elaboration. “My name is Derek Hale. I’m looking for Dr. Martin.”

Of course. A ridiculously hot werewolf shows up on Stiles’s doorstep. Who else would he be there for? “Well, you’d better come in, then,” he says. He’s wary, but he doesn’t actually sense any malicious intent. “Have you eaten breakfast?”

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It’s a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)


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Safety in Silence 

It’s perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn’t want to be Derek’s soulmate.

Love with Urgency

The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break. Stiles Stilinski can see these threads.

Electricity In the Contact

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage.

soulmates tbh

“It’s been five months,” Derek says darkly. “Why am I still getting these proposals? You know these are probably all fake marks.”

Five months since the paparazzi had snapped that photo of him with the overzealous fan tugging at his shirt, five months since millions of people on the Internet realized that the birthmark revealed was in fact, the mark, five months Derek was inundated by claims from people who desperately wanted him to believe that they were his soul-mate.

i feel you in every heartbeat by warlocks

Suddenly his entire body felt tingly and sensitive and he could swear gravity had failed on him just then; he couldn’t feel the chair he was sitting on, or where he’d planted his feet on the floor, or the clothes he was wearing, or the pen he was holding, and then his vision started blurring and morphing into a picture of some place that was not his classroom.

“Oh, shi—”

“—it,” he finished with a different voice.

Or, the AU in which, on their 22nd birthday, a person will switch bodies with their soulmate and is left to figure out whom they’re temporarily inhabiting, and how to get back to each other. But because Stiles is Stiles, he forgets that it’s his birthday, and the bodyswap takes him by surprise.

Everything’s Made to be Broken 

Everybody gets a name, inscribed in a color over the left side of their chest. It seems like a good system, guaranteeing that there will be someone who loves you, who you will get to love in return for years to come. The only problem is that that’s not actually how it always works out.

(Once in a) Blue Moon

Stiles and Derek are getting along, but they’re not a family, and they’re sure as hell not mates. Christ, they’re basically just two stupid guys who happened to get pregnant because of a full moon and sheer dumb luck.

Mix and Match

Stiles walks into the Beacon Hills alpha-omega mixer with a smile on his face and three condoms in his wallet.

Your Mark on my Skin

Everyone had a mark scrawled somewhere across their body. A name, usually a signature to represent their soul mate, their one and only true love. Stiles has known who his mark belonged to since the third grade. He doesn’t understand how Derek can be so oblivious.

Take Me Out (to the ball game)

Stiles was content to live his life without ever knowing who his soulmate was but when a leaked celebrity video leads to him knowing who his soulmate is, he has to meet the guy. He doesn’t expect to like Derek Hale, certainly doesn’t expect to fall in love with him, but Stiles thinks he and Derek might have a shot if Lydia doesn’t kill him first.

Now Until the End

“Why the hell did you do that?” Derek demanded. “Why would you bond with me? You were going to leave me for dead, you didn’t want anything to do with helping me.”

“Okay, first of all, that was like two hours ago and I’ve grown a lot as a person since then,” Stiles said.

Safe at Anchor

All hail Stiles, the Fixer of Wolves.


Stiles can never leave a good mystery alone.


Tall, dark and menacing — Derek — doesn’t do anything except for inch a little closer to Stiles. 

You Fit Me Better

It’s only been eight months since he started having the dreams, but he’s already cracking. He’s heard of people living thirty, forty years with them, unable to find the one, complete the bond…. He doesn’t know if he could do it. The euphoric, in-love feeling that used to carry into his day now hurts. It feels like someone’s ripping it out of his chest every morning and he’s bleeding, all day, until he’s asleep again and he is there.

Soul Strong

“To put it simply,” Deaton said, “You have a soulmate.”

Derek wanted to slam his head against the wall and just black out.

where others fade away

When the name Grzegorz tattoos itself across Derek’s wrist in neat, thin strokes, his mother pats him on the head in sympathy and Laura laughs so hard she has to go to her room, the sound echoing down the hall as she goes. When it stays there for six years and no such Grzegorz appears, Derek seriously considers moving to Poland.

Meanwhile, on Stiles’ eighteenth birthday when Derek crawls onto his skin, untidy and volatile, Lydia shrieks in sudden realization, and Jackson looks so entirely offended that even Danny can’t kiss him back to normal.

(you’re) his warrior

The first etching of the mark appears when Derek is eight years old.

That Thing Which You Cannot Undo

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. (Or: the Practical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

Nothing Short Of Perfect

In which Derek and Stiles are made aware of their potential and have to make a choice about what their relationship will be.

So its been a long and interesting year for sterek, but they still had their adventures in various worlds, doing various things and falling in love and we are here to list off our favorite fics of all time. Now some of these fics are probably older than 2014, but its time to bring in the new year and find new fics and fall in love with new stories and new adventures staring Derek and Stiles. So we are leaving you off with some faves of our own! You may have read these, but it couldn’t hurt to read them again. And if you haven’t then you can in the new year. These may not be all our fave fics, but how can you choose with so many amazing fics! I hope everyone has a wonderful New Years and we will be hear to continue to bring you aus and everything sterek related. <3

raisesomehale top fics:

an exultation of larks by llassah (25370 | E) (2014)

All Derek wants is to get through the lambing season with his body and spirit intact. He had thought that the blizzards would be the main danger, not a highborn omega with beautiful eyes and a stubborn streak.

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill (35052 | T) (2013)

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn’t step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

warm shadows by stilinskisparkles (22040 | T) (2014)

“Fine,” Stiles spits back, “We’ll die together, it’ll be dandy.”

“I’m looking forward to it,” Derek snaps, “I’ll get some peace and quiet for once.”

Stiles grins suddenly, blindingly. There’s blood on his teeth, and his eyes are dark and desperate as he looks up at Derek, but he’s never looked more stupidly, infuriatingly beautiful.

Kindred Spirits by Stoney (104792 | E) (2014)

Stiles is the adopted son of the Sheriff, brought to Beacon Hills to hopefully stay for good. A family, a best friend, school, Jackson as Josie Pye (because who else could he be?) and the mystery of a dark haired, green-eyed boy which leads Stiles to discovering a secret within himself.

Nowhere Man by 1lostone (76387 | E) (2012)

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.

Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.

Pretty Melody by thepsychicclam (30501 | E) (2013)

Stiles hasn’t seen Derek in six years, so when he shows up at the bar where Stiles works, claiming to be some indie rock star, Stiles can’t believe it. Stiles has even more trouble believing that he and Derek are about to have a one night stand.

Soon one night turns into two and three, and seeing Derek causes old wounds to open for Stiles. As Stiles reconnects with Derek, he finds himself painting things he’s been avoiding, and he thinks maybe he’ll finally start to heal.

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock (21801 | E) (2014)

He’s sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he’s so fucking fucked.

He knows he’s not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don’t run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.

Aftershocked by pyes (21560 | E) (2014)

The first time that Derek kisses Stiles, they’re in the Jeep—which is sideways—while they’re trapped in an overpass collapse.

It’s the second time when things really get scary.

Not As Described by Febricant (81041 | M) (2013)

Stiles may have made a huge mistake.

Grounded on Living Skin by otter (9318 | E) (2012)

The tattoo parlor didn’t look like much. The apprentice who was supposed to be inking Derek’s new magical tattoo wasn’t immediately confidence-inspiring either.

Permanent Fixture by linksofmemories (80777 | E) (2012)

Derek is Scott’s older brother. Stiles is Scott’s best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

Losers by stilinskisparkles (34234 | M) (2013)

Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn’t want in a room mate. He’s loud, he’s into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.

Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.

This is Not Our Fate by KindreTurnany (19548 | M) (2012)

Stiles wakes up in a barred cell with Derek. They’re forced into an arena like something Stiles saw in a movie once. It was the kind of movie where men fought to the death to amuse other men.

(Fake) Winter Weather Brings Us Together by tylerfucklin (zimothy) (10535 | T) (2013)

So naked cuddling with Derek while suffering from hypothermia wasn’t really on Stiles’ to-do list for the week, but neither was that kiss–so who was Stiles to complain?

A Simple Life by Survivah (13763 | T) (2013)

Derek plans to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura dies. Then he meets a stubborn young fox, and the stubborn young fox meets an urn of Deaton’s magic powder, and his plans change.

How far do I have to go to get to you by toomuchplor (5189 | E) (2012)

Stiles never knows if it’s worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.

Five Times the Sheriff Found Derek Hale in His Son’s Bedroom by suzvoy (3525 | T) (2012)

There’s a pattern Sheriff Stilinski just can’t ignore.

we knew the hands of the devil by grimm (27929 | E) (2013)

Derek will never forget the sound Stiles makes when the alphas take him.

It’s small, so soft a human never would have caught it, but to Derek it’s as loud as cannon fire; a quick, panicked intake of air that’s not a shout, not a scream. It’s desperate and frightened and almost Derek’s name and it hurts him to the core. Derek roars as Kali lifts Stiles off the bed, the boy struggling against her hold like an oversized doll come to life. Derek fights against the twins, red mist boiling in his vision, fury and terror pumping through his veins.

“Say goodbye, Derek,” Kali says softly, triumphantly. “You’ll never see him again.”

A (Sort of) Fairytale by briecheesie (25800 | M) (2013)

The summer after senior year starts normally enough, with the gang spending their final months before college together at the Martin family’s lake house. Then Jackson stumbles onto the burial ground of a witch’s ex-husband, Stiles is magically turned into a fox, and things somehow manage to get worse from there. The gratuitous Princess Bride references are only of moderate help.

Put That Wolf Back Where It Came From (or so help me!) by Jerakeen (2807 | T) (2013)

“There there, you poor monster, you.”

constileslation top fics:

For Science! by grimm (35959 | E) (2014)

From his textbooks, Stiles had gotten the impression that vampires had a weird, stretched out look to them — slightly too-long limbs and pale skin. This guy, though, he looked human, broad-shouldered and clearly muscular even under a loose sweatshirt. He wasn’t pale at all, his skin lightly tanned, hair dark, eyes pale. They narrowed at Stiles and Stiles froze as the man looked him up and down, clearly judging him. He must have passed the test, though, because the man kind of shrugged and said, “Take off your clothes.”

Babcia Knows Best by thepsychicclam (11887 | T) (2014)

Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there’s a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.

Lay Your Armour Down by Stilinski (37626 | E) (2014)

Hale, on two legs and wearing a shirt, finds him thirty minutes later still sitting in the same position, staring at the ceiling.

“I think there’s something wrong with me,” Stiles says. Hale snorts.

“I could have told you that,” he says. “Tea?”

And You Say You’re Alone by taelynhawker (30314 | E) (2012)

Between the kanima, the Argents, and Peter’s untimely return from the dead, everything has fallen apart. Stiles and Derek try to put their lives back together once the crisis has passed. Stiles deals with the aftermath of being tortured, and the distance growing between he and Scott. Derek attempts to become a stronger alpha and keep his pack safe, and that includes Stiles.

Settle Down by wearing_tearing & whatthehale (153172 | E) (2014)

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

The Newlywed Game by Captain_Loki (19569 | M) (2013)

Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.

Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

Most probably homicide.

Plot twist: It doesn’t.

Never Did Run Smooth by blacktofade & siredtosourwolf (34206 | E) (2014)

Medieval Chasing Liberty AU: As the only son of King Stilinski, Stiles doesn’t have a lot of freedom, but he doesn’t let that stop him from traveling for days to the biggest festival of the season with a begrudging stranger, Derek.

My Bitchy Soulmate by tee_tee (15423 | E) (2014)

Stiles is a grumpy virgin and Derek is Scott’s extra broody roommate. They don’t really get along (until they do).

There’s Monsters at Home by calrissian18 (83575 | E) (2014)

“How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

Derek despised him.

My Heart’s Been Offline by thepsychicclam (58893 | E) (2014)

31/M/New York. Rich, lays in bed all day, likes to read (aka Derek Hale, son of an Oscar winning actress, brother of one obnoxious reality star and one rebellious fashion designer, hates the paparazzi so much he’s a recluse)

26/M/California. Boring office job, likes to read (aka Stiles Stilinski, co-owner of a 100 acre organic farm with his dad and two best friends, writer of obits for a newspaper, has absolutely no life)

Or, where Derek and Stiles meet online, and Stiles has no clue Derek’s part of a famous family.

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel (77138 | E) (2013)

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

Knot the Average Alpha by blacktofade (20331 | E) (2013)

Stiles’ favourite porn star, Derek Hale, moves into his apartment block and there are inappropriate facial jokes, broken bones, and a staggering amount of threats in a tiny elevator.

Somewhere in Between by amazingpages (33029 | T) (2014)

Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn’t know what to expect. Derek isn’t prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn’t prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It’s not like Stiles could ever like him back.

Recipe for Love by Meeya8587 (51652 | E) (2014)

Here’s the thing. While Stiles owns and is the head chef of his mom’s restaurant, he’s not that great at cooking. He knows this, Scott knows this, the few loyal customers that come in on a daily basis know this.

So why the hell had he boasted to that smug, devastatingly gorgeous businessman he’d stumbled into at the morning market that he could whip up some Crab Napoleon without sweating a drop?

Flint & Tinder by Grimm (43593 | E) (2013)

Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it’s all in a day’s work for Stiles Stilinski.

Mate To Your Soul by Curlee_Cue (62609 | E) (2013)

Meet Derek Hale. Derek is looking for love. Here is Derek’s online dating profile.

Pseudonym: GrumpyWolf

Age: 25

Hobbies: Brooding in solitude, glaring at anything that moves, growling like a wolf when I don’t get my way, and bemoaning the painful existence that is my life.

Or the one in which Laura Hale makes an online dating profile for Derek, and Stiles is a troll.

Cupboard Love by mklutz (36641 | G-E) (2013-2014)

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Free Consultation by DevilDoll (12691 | E) (2014)

Stiles Stilinski, professional knotting surrogate.


My Favorite Sterek Fics posted in 2014 (1-4)*:

1Love All by tattooedsiren (Explicit, 47.6k words) 

When Stiles Stilinksi steps foot onto Court 8 at Roland Garros, it’s everything he’s been dreaming of for the last nine years, and everything his life has been building towards since the first time he held a tennis racquet in his hands fourteen years ago.

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anonymous asked:

What are your favorite Sterek fics of all time? :)

I got this message yesterday but I was on mobile all day and wasn’t able to get to an actual computer until late at night. So I saved it for today!

Also, I’m fairly new to fic. I only started reading it November last year, and I haven’t ventured into super long fics just yet. This is probably gonna be really long cause I love reading about these idiots falling in love.

Soulseeker by alisvolatpropiis | Words:  9,713

Sighing, Stiles reaches for Derek’s big hands, cradled in his broad lap, his skin lighting up even more at Derek’s touch. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, preparing himself to look for Derek’s soulmate.Whoever you are, he thinks, you better be worth him.

If We’re Talking Body series by alisvolatpropiis | Words:  7,565 | WIP 

“What? Paint me?” At first, Stiles thinks that maybe Derek wants to paint a portrait of him, which is hella freaking weird, but then, judging by the heat he sees in his eyes, he knows that’s not exactly what Derek has in mind. Okay, so the guy is hot, talented, rude, and probably a little insane. Stiles is really regretting not running background checks on all of the building’s tenants before moving in. Laura Hale offered him such a good deal, he should have known there was a catch.

Like having to live underneath her obscenely hot brother who gets stoned and paints all night and says ridiculous things to the half-naked cop that barges into his apartment unannounced in the middle of the night.

Those That Bump In The Night by bleep0bleep | WIP | Words:  15,055 

A boy’s head appears upside down, hanging off the bed. “Is anyone there?” he calls out curiously, looking right at Derek’s eyes.
Caught, then. The protocol for being deliberately seen by a child is just to look as strange and fearsome as possible. No one would believe them, anyways. But Derek is tired, and he’s been running and scared, and now he just kind of flickers, curling out a tendril of dark smoke, hoping that he’s a little bit scary.
No such luck.
The boy’s eyes widen. “Oooh, are you the bogeyman?”
“Bogeyperson,” Derek says, before he can help himself.


When Stiles was a boy, he had an imaginary friend named Derek. Ten years later, Derek comes back, and is very, very real.

I Know Places by ericaismeg | Words:  21,271

Stiles is tired of the fame and the media that comes with being a famous actor. Lydia, his manager, gives him a three week break from his social calendar while his agent, Peter, is off doing who knows what, who knows where. At the last function before his break, Stiles finally meets Derek Hale - the nephew that Peter has been shunned by for the past six and a half years.

Stiles knows how twisted the tabloids get things, it’s why he’s avoided doing anything remotely scandalous for his entire life. But when Derek Hale wants to get coffee with him, Stiles doesn’t care what anyone else says. He’s going.

Down the Rabbit Hole by KuriKuri | Words:  3,953

His hind paw catches on a rock and he goes down, crashing onto his stomach, the wind abruptly forced from his lungs. He tries to scramble to his feet – paws, whatever – but he can already sense a large figure hovering over him, trapping him in. He makes a break for it anyway, though, desperately trying to escape, but a large muzzle with rows of sharp teeth is already descending on him and –

– and Derek Hale is going to eat him to death. And not even in a sexy way. Then Derek finally will become a murderer, and his dad will have to identify his body by scraping bits of his rabbit intestines off of Derek’s wolf-y canines.

All because he didn’t warn his werewolf friends off from their usual late night hunts, because then he’d have to admit that he’s a fucking wererabbit.

The Way to My Heart (French Insults) by KuriKuri | Words:  10,490

Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –

He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

(Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the ‘eligible bachelor’ on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show’s interns.)

Lying (By Omission) by redezzed | Words:  4,760

College fic where Stiles’s has an adorable girlfriend. Only ‘D’ isn’t adorable. Or his girlfriend.

Or: Five times people talk about Stiles’s mysterious significant other, and one time they actually see them.

We All Scream For by bleep0bleep | Words: 3,747

“So what will you have?”

Stiles looks up and instantly wants to say You.

The Newlywed Game by Captain_Loki | Words: 19,569

Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.

Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.

Most probably homicide.

Plot twist: It doesn’t.

Kiss the Cook by idyll | Word: 5,004

Derek’s a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.

easier when we kiss by sweethale | Words: 1,070

3 times Derek’s confused by Polish and 1 time he isn’t. Based off this post.

Way Better Than Flowers by KuriKuri | Words: 1,757

“So yeah, if you wanna date me, you can look forward to movie nights, homemade cookies, and absolutely no sex,” Stiles concludes, hope swelling in his chest as Derek gives him a thoughtful look. “Cuddling and forehead kisses are negotiable.”

Even Better by deepriversrunquiet | Words: 2,335

Everyone who laid their eyes on him wanted to jump his bones, or so the rumor was. Stiles, however, could debunk that rumor in a heartbeat. He didn’t have anything against Derek, he just wasn’t attracted to him like that.

Cuddling, though, was a completely different story. Stiles would cuddle the shit out of Derek, if given the chance.

I’m stopping now, but there’s so, so, so many more that I want to rec. I think I might start recommending fic every Friday or every other Friday. We’ll see. 

Ashley's Top 25 Most Read

These are my top 25 favorite/most read fanfics. They are the one’s that were so good I couldn’t just read once. (In no particular order)

The Company I Keep by secondstar

Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.

Ever Step You Take by Nokomis

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

Integral to Survival by asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)

Derek is in the cell for about ten minutes before the lone door opens and a new body is tossed in. The person hits the floor with a grunt, rolls, and stands as the door is clanging shut.

“That’s really not the way to treat a guest!”

DILF by twentysomething

“Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified.”

Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

Air Mail. by Handsofred

‘’Oh my god’’ Stiles breathed out as heavy booted footsteps faded away down the hall. ‘’oh my god’’

‘’Stiles?’’ Allison asked as he scrambled around the desk searching for the last letter before he was thrusting it at their faces.

‘’It’s him…my soldier…it’s him, it’s Mattie’s dad’’ He told them, his eyes wide as Allison took the letter from him, ‘’oh my god, oh my god and I fainted in front of him…oh Jesus Christ’’

No Refunds or Exchanges by badwolfbadwolf

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

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thursdays, full of hope by bleep0bleep

rated T

One warm evening in March, Stiles had popped into the laundromat, amused by the arty washers, and then loaded up his clothes, humming to himself, only to look up and see this gorgeous stubbled guy, sitting on one of the provided wheeled baskets next to the dryers, wearing only a loose-fitting white tank top that dropped precariously low on his hairy chest, and very, very small and tight black boxer briefs.
Stiles had come back the next Thursday, and the Thursday after that.
~ In which Stiles is an art student who needs one more model for a particular series of nude portraits, and his laundromat crush offers to help him out.

Tumblr Fics Rec List.

Here’s a list of Christmas tumblr fics that I greatly enjoyed reading, I know there are a lot out there and they deserve all the love and the attention, but here are the ones I liked the most and I wanted to share.


Agent Halewinkle and the Stilinski Cheer Initiative By howlnatural: 
 Derek is an elf sent to the “mortal world” to bring christmas spirit back into the stilinski family and accidentally falls in love with Stiles

Scott and Stiles own a Christmas Tree Farm By thepsychicclamScott and Stiles own a Christmas tree farm, and Derek just has to cut down the perfect tree. And maybe Laura and Cora have ulterior motives for Derek and the cute Christmas tree farm owner.

Loved Ones Are Near By thatfamoushappyendingIt’s the most wonderful time of year! There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for

Home for christmas By bleep0bleepCora forces Derek to wear a christmas hat, a dorky sweater and smile while sitting in front of a christmas tree holding his present, when she “accidentally” sends the photo to stiles. Stiles may or may not have put it as his phone wallpaper.

Of Old Traditions and Ugly Sweaters By hjksecretsanta: Enjoy this super dopey sterek christmas ficlet with the whole pack together.

Mistletoe By thatfamoushappyendingMistletoe was the enemy.

Tacky Christmas Sweater By felicitysmock: Stiles and Derek end up at the same christmas party with the same tacky christmas sweater.

Christmas OTP Challenge (WIP) By squirrelofchristmas

Ugly Christmas Sweaters By finduilasclln: Derek has said no. He’s been very clear about it. This is his loft, and he has veto rights in it, and he has said no. So of course the pack completely overrules him.

Christmas Cookies and Mistle-Faux By broodingsoul: For the prompt challenge called “A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words”

Of Obnoxious Toys By halekingsourwolf

“I hope you know I blame you for this.”

It had been cute for all of about twenty minutes. That’s the time it had taken for the novelty to wear off, for their son’s excited crooning to stop tugging at Derek’s heartstrings, and for him to start seriously regretting letting Stiles get him the toy puppy.

Of Christmas and Birthdays By fauvistfly: Birthday fluff for Derek  

Of Mistletoe and a Lot of Kisses By brookesbutler Stiles has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and Derek is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in.

Ally A Saves Christmas By allyasaveschristmasThe tittle says it all.

Christmas Cuddles with Sourwolf By stilesblowsDerek raised an eye brow when he opened the door up to Stiles.

 Holiday Movie Debate By arrafrost

“We’re not watching that! Get it off the television!”

“It’s a Christmas classic and we’re watching it!”

“It’s a stupid movie! Change the channel!”

Sterek + mistletoe.. By felicitysmock: Stiles kisses the pack on the lips (pecks) except for Derek, and Derek is jealous and doesn’t know why.

Of Christmas Phone Calls and Unwanted Boners By halekingsourwolf: It’s Derek birthday after he leaves town and Stiles drunk dials.

You’re My Present This Year By felicitysmockDerek’s Christmas tree is on fire. The presents that had been neatly piled around it are aflame. Kira taught him how to curl ribbon with scissors, and he took a whole day meticulously wrapping all his gifts. 


My Favorite Sterek Fics posted in 2014 (9-12)*:

1. (not so) Pure Imaginationby halekingsourwolf (Explicit, 33.1k words) 

“There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you.”

Stiles knows it’s wrong, but he’s been Fantasizing about Derek and he can’t bring himself to stop. Derek doesn’t know who’s taken an interest in him, but he’s enjoying it way more than he probably should.

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anonymous asked:

As someone who writes one of THE BEST fics out there, do you have any recs that you love?

Whoa, whoa, the BEST? I politely beg to differ, but thank you anon <3

I’m a sucker for all things hurt/comfort. A good whump fic with accurate character portrayal and a dash or two of angst just makes me kinda

Here’s the best I’ve pulled from my bookmarks:

Skin Thin: Beautifully illustrated caring!Derek for an exhausted Stiles. Warm, tentative interaction without being sappy fluff.

I’ve Found My Sweet Escape: Highly underrated fic where Derek cares for a grief-stricken Stiles after the nogitsune.

Patience Gets Us Nowhere Fast: Again with the caretaker!Derek theme, this time after Stiles gets attacked by harpies. Tender, subtle love. 

Do Not Go Gentle: Plot twist! Derek is injured and struggling with turning human. Stiles (much to the werewolf’s chagrin) insists on helping.

Integral To Survival: A popular fic but too good not to mention. The best kidnapped!Derek&Stiles fic I’ve read. What I wish sterek development was like on the show.

When Everyone Else is Gone: In which Scott doesn’t make it in time with the bullet, and Derek loses and arm. Angst and supportive!Stiles ensue.

 The Darkness That Lies Within Us: Another underrated fic by silver–daggers where Derek and Stiles are trapped together in a subconcious hellhole. Really exciting and one of the most creative/original fics I’ve read.

After: I wish cuppachar could write the show. PERFECT aftermath of Oak Creek featuring much-needed hysterics, angsty everyone and tough-yet-concerned Derek.

All Along, Not so Strong (Without These open Arms): Probably my all-time favorite fic. Stiles is injured and his dad is by his side. NAILS the dynamic between Scott, Stiles, Melissa, and the Sheriff.  

Enjoy! :)

I’ve finally decided to make my own fic rec post. Here you’ll find a long list of sterek fics with a little bit of everything, fluff, angst, smut, humor, dark fics, various kinks and a ridiculous amount of AUs, so I suggest you read the tags each time.

The list will be updated asap, since it still isn’t complete and also because this fandom is freaking fast when it comes to writing new gems.

And I love it. 


Howling for you by Lenore + Podfic 

A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.


Hung The Moon by BurnItAllClean

Slowly Stiles got control of himself again. His heart calmed. His breathing evened out. The anger was gone. In it’s place a bone deep weariness settled. He couldn’t do this. He wouldn’t survive this.


stop, drop, and roll by thepsychicclam

Stiles knows he’s in trouble when he invites the Beacon Hills Fire Department into his third grade classroom and he can’t stop staring at a certain scruffy fireman. But after the third graders take a field trip to the fire station and participate in the fire department’s holiday canned food drive, Stiles can’t ignore his crush any longer.


with bloody feet across the hallowed ground by owlpostagain

There were no last words. No more pleas, no more screaming. Just the sound of Stiles squeezing the trigger, the explosion of a second shot rocketing out of the revolver, and the hunters bursting through the open doorway just in time to see the bullet slam squarely into the center of Derek’s chest.


Let the Only Sound be the Overflow by Madalynn_Bohemia

Why did the annual school trip have to be to a water park? And why, oh why did Derek Hale have to fill in as chaperon?


487 by Finduilas

Two years after graduating from the Police Academy, Stiles decides to transfer to the Beacon Hills Police Department, where his father is Chief. But when he gets assigned his new partner, Stiles isn’t so sure if the transfer was a good idea. Derek ‘Officer Grumpy Cat’ Hale isn’t exactly his first choice of partner. Then again, Stiles really isn’t Derek’s first choice either.


This is Ridiculous by zosofi

There’s a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken’ unicorn. In fricken’ Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren’t drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who’s the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that’s who.


hello, tell me you know (if it kills me) by scootiepuffjr

“Dude, no worries. Like, at all. You could have waited until your bachelor party to ask me and I would have said yes. Which, when do you want that to be, be tee dubs? Since, now it’s my responsibility to set it up. Strippers or no strippers?” Stiles whisks frantically, trying to break up all the chunks while grinning at Derek, who’s rubbing his forehead like he doesn’t understand where the spontaneous headache comes from. Spoiler: It’s from Stiles.


Diplomatic Tension by janekrahe

An old friend of Peter’s brings his pack to visit and Derek gets Scott and his friends to play happy-pack-families with him to keep up appearances. Also Derek is an idiot and no one tells Stiles anything.


You’ve Got Notes by the_gramophone

Stiles Stilinski has wanted star basketball player Derek Hale forever, but what are the odds of that ever happening? A love story of letters, prom, and the healing power of milkshakes.


Every Step You Take by Nokomis

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.


An exercise in self-discipline by gottalovev

Roughly translated, the five Tenets of Taekwondo are courtesy, integrity, patience, self-discipline, and invincibility. Derek, who is a senior Taekwondo instructor in the family business, starts having trouble upholding several of those when Sheriff Stilinski and his jailbait son, who hits on him at every occasion, register for classes.


Stand Fast in Your Enchantments by DevilDoll, Rahciach

“Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf.” An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.


I Hate You a Little, a Lot, Passionately, Not at All  by YouRunWithTheWolves

Laura has a brother. He’s a dick. So Laura gets herself a best friend.

He’s also a dick.

or, Laura finds a new roommate to replace Isaac and Derek is ecstatic.


Edge Of Glory by freezepopsandoom

Stiles and Derek. There’s a glory hole involved. 


Things To Do On The Dates You Aren’t Having by lielabell

“So are we dating now or what?” Stiles asks the third time he finds himself doing the obligatory postcoital cuddling with a certain sour wolf.


Nowhere Man by 1lostone

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.

Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.


Knot if You Don’t Knock by jsea, marguerite_26

Stiles never expects to present as an omega — that’s something that happens to people like Greenberg, not him. He is so wrong.

His life only gets stranger when Derek Hale mistakenly bursts through the door of his exam room during a doctor’s appointment. What happens next is a complicated series of events, including freshly baked cookies, book-carrying and surprise heats.


The Briar Rose Club by house_of_lantis, Jenepod

Everyone told him that college was a time for experimentation and personal growth, the first step towards adulthood and the real world. Stiles Stilinski is a freshman and he leaps into the fire with both feet, drawn in by the sexy and mysterious Derek Hale, who also happens to be the toppiest Dom and also the president of the university’s BDSM club. What began as a healthy curiosity for the kinky and the perverted turns into a journey of self-discovery as Stiles learns about and accepts his kinks and who he wants to teach him to truly submit.


we’re catching bullets in our teeth (it’s hard to do but they’re so sweet)
by prettyasadiagram

Stiles says he’s a Web Developer. Derek says he an Internal Auditor.

They’re both liars, but you can’t exactly tell your significant other that you kill people for a living, now can you?


Mad, Bad & Dangerous To Know by Leaderofthepack

You. Are. Mine.


Derek Hale’s 7 Easy Steps to Breaking Bad News by wearing_tearing

Stiles (1:38am):

ugh derek cmon

im horny

so can u knot

im serious here

Derek will never admit that the reason he has to buy a new phone the next day is because he accidentally claws his through as soon as he reads Stiles’ texts.

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deanhugchester asked:

What are your favorite DeanCas and Derek Stiles fics?

Funny you should ask because I was just looking through my Destiel fic rec tag to give a friend some fics to read who just started watching SPN. (Also I have plenty more than these but I just picked a few.)




Sterek Author Rec: troubleiwant (ao3)

1. The Right Book, in the Right Hands

Stiles loves his job. Mostly. Like, maybe sixty-seven percent loves. For right out of college that’s pretty good, right? And among people working in the Chicago O’Hare airport he’s positive he’s in the 99th percentile of job enjoyment.

   When all is said and done, he really does love putting the right book into the right hands. Especially when those hands are as attractive as the ones attached to Hot Businessman Derek Hale.

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anonymous asked:

Who would you say is your favorite fanfic author?

Hands down my absolute favorite is alisvolatpropiis on Ao3 or deleted-scenes here on Tumblr. I love everything that she writes. Her stoner!Sterek fics inspired my URL.

I’m gonna rec her fics here just so you can read her amazingness.

The Truth of It series |  Words: 7,565 | Works in the series: 2

Summary: Derek took the picture late one night the summer between Stiles’ junior and senior years of college, the last of their four summers together.

Or not-together. The last of their four summers of whatever it was they were to each other in those years, fucking nonstop and spending nearly every waking moment together for three months at a time, both of them aggressively maintaining the it’s-just-sex-it-doesn’t-mean-anything rule they set their very first time together, the night of the pack’s high school graduation party when, slightly drunk, Stiles kissed him for the first time, determined and eager, heart pounding in Derek’s ears.

Kiss Me Under the Light of a Thousand Stars | Words:  5,631

Summary: “It was a true love spell,” he admits quietly. “It was supposed to help me find my true love. And apparently I suck at magic as much as I suck at dating because I screwed this up too.”


In which Stiles’ Valentine’s Day love spell goes very wrong.Or perhaps very right.

Soulseeker | Words: 9,713

Summary:  Sighing, Stiles reaches for Derek’s big hands, cradled in his broad lap, his skin lighting up even more at Derek’s touch. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, preparing himself to look for Derek’s soulmate. Whoever you are, he thinks, you better be worth him.

Hypothetically | Words: 6,630

Summary: Stiles holds his hand up to shield his eyes from the sinking sun, its orange-yellow light reflected infinitely across the vast, calm ocean. As utterly stunning asthe sunset over the Pacific is, especially while floating leisurely on a surfboard a few hundred feet from shore, it’s a mere backdrop that pales in comparison to who he’s looking at.

Derek Hale, whose eyes are their own oceans that Stiles feels like he’s been floating on since the first time they met. The older man’s eyes are as ever-changing and colorful as the sea they’ve spent the day on, a palette of greens and blues filigreed with gold around the pupils. And if that weren’t enough, the rest of Derek is also transcendentally exquisite: high, arching cheekbones and a chiseled jaw, although that particular perfection is a bit obscured these days by his ever-thickening beard, night-black like his hair, nearly shoulder-length but almost always knotted in a messy bun at the crown of his head.

If We’re Talking Body series | Words:  7,565 | Works in the series: 2 | WIP

Summary: “What? Paint me?” At first, Stiles thinks that maybe Derek wants to paint a portrait of him, which is hella freaking weird, but then, judging by the heat he sees in his eyes, he knows that’s not exactly what Derek has in mind. Okay, so the guy is hot, talented, rude, and probably a little insane. Stiles is really regretting not running background checks on all of the building’s tenants before moving in. Laura Hale offered him such a good deal, he should have known there was a catch.

Like having to live underneath her obscenely hot brother who gets stoned and paints all night and says ridiculous things to the half-naked cop that barges into his apartment unannounced in the middle of the night.

DELETE ME by trilliath (5.3k)

Play Again? by zosofi (5k)

Alpha Complex by Hatteress (3.4k)

The Alexandrian Solution by bexless (5.3k)

Homecoming by combefemme (2.2k)

not a Nine Inch Nails song by HalfFizzbin (457 words)

Your Burning Sun by elisera (2.9k)

i don’t believe in fairy tales (but i believe in you and me) by 

callunavulgari (3.4k)

#Scruff by rohrah (1.9k)

Bought the T-Shirt by the_deep_magic (6.2k)

Feeling As Good As Lovers Can by afterism (1.8k)

Accidents Happen by Fr333bird (6.5k)

Silk That Mutes by meios (1.5k)

Shut Me Up by Hateress (932 words)

Lips by rainsoakedshoes (2.1k)

Slow by JenNova (4.4k)

Merry Christmas Ant! by LucifersHitman (1.2k)

The Last Temptation by queerly_it_is (4k)

That’s New by alisvolatpropiis (2.4k)

Bare Your Throat, Baby, And I’ll Make You Crave It by thelogicoftaste (5k)

Not What I Had in Mind by vampireisthenewblack, venis_envy (6.4k)

Don’t Rock The Cart by eeyore9990 (1.6k)

Lock This Down by verity (2k)

Even Bad Wolves Can Be Good by sweetbutterbliss (2.1k)

(not) Another Epic Romance of Scott and Allison by peet4paint (1.9k) 

Who I Am, Who You Are by giddytf2 (2k)

Blushing Pretty by the_deep_magic (3.2k)

The “Let’s Bang” Cake by antpower (4.1k)

Anatomy of a Werewolf by idyll (1.5k)

Better Than Nothing by Eksdy (6k)


Today is Ficsforsterek’s 1st birthday and to celebrate being here a year I’ve made a fic rec of some of my favourite fics for you guys.

I can’t believe this blog has been here a year already and I just want to thank you all for following and being so lovely.

Best Thing (21/21 | 59,738 | Rated M)

AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the ‘lucky’ ones to get picked, although he’s not very happy about it… Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times’.

Riding the Lightning (1/1 | 23,704 | Rated E)

Stiles finds himself on the doorstep to his home in Beacon Hills, not remembering how he got here or why he’s barefoot. As it turns out, he was abducted a couple of weeks earlier from a college party and bears the same marks on his body as victims of a serial killer his dad just can’t seem to get a hold of. So there he is, with no memories of what happened, the last couple of weeks like a blank line in his mind and knowing all too well that he’s the best shot they have at catching this guy. As a key witness and in acute, assumed danger, he finds himself under surveillance 24/7 and more often than not, his dad’s best Deputy: Derek Hale, is sitting at his kitchen table.

I Just Need You (1/1 | 10,839 | Rated E)

“Derek?” He’s surprised at how steady his voice is, considering he’s absolutely terrified. It’s been a long time since he’s been afraid of Derek, but the eyes looking back at him now are full of hate and the promise of death. Stiles shudders but steadfastly refuses to look away. “Derek, I know it doesn’t look like it, but it’s me… Stiles.”

I get filthy when that liquor get into me (1/1 | 26,367 | Rated E)

Derek Hale seems like a raging douchebag who’s used to people falling at his feet and doing his bidding. And, oh, how the betas and omegas will fawn and coo and do everything he asks because, hey, there’s every chance in the world the alpha will pick them and they’ll get to spend an entire two days up in Derek Hale’s penthouse getting fucked so great that the guy will ruin any other sexual encounters for them.
And – okay. So that sounds fucking awesome and Stiles totally gets the beta/omega desire to please alphas. He really does. But, dammit. Does no one have any pride? Does no one have any god damn dignity? This isn’t the seventeen hundreds, and they’re not all living in mud huts somewhere. This is the year 2015. This is Los Angeles. This is the most respected magazine in the country.
Not a fucking episode of The Bachelor?

You Can Hear It In The Silence (1/1| 2,968 | Rated PG)

Muffin. Stiles Stilinski had just called Derek Hale muffin and the pack was never going to forget this moment as long as they lived.
The Sterek Nickname Fic
5 Times The Sheriff Noticed His Son Calling Derek Something Other Than His Name (And The One Time Derek Did It Back)

My Bitchy Soulmate (1/1 | 16,156 | Rated E)

Stiles is a super sarcastic virgin and Derek is Scott’s broody roommate. They don’t really get along (until they do).

Viridian (1/1 | 5,967 | Not Rated)

“Dude, forget Stiles. We’re going to be late.”
And this—this sounds weird. Like Derek ate something and instead of coming apart, it’s sitting sideways in his stomach. He’s having trouble digesting this command. “Forget Stiles,” Derek repeats.
In which Stiles figures he’s probably overreacting; Derek is allowed to make friends, okay. That his abilities to meet new people who aren’t terrible are clearly in need of honing is up for discussion.

In Word and in Deed (1/1 | 7,778 | Rated E)

Stiles has stopped saying “I love you.” Derek wants to know why.

No Refunds or Exchanges (1/1 | 18,916 | Rated M)

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

The Sins of My Caretaker (1/1 | 23,163 | Rated E)

It smells like smoke, that’s what wakes him up. It doesn’t smell like burning wood, which would really freak him out, it just smells disgusting like—
In which Stiles is the oldest sibling to a fucked up family and it’s his job to make sure they don’t end up dead, meth addicts, or in juvie. And then Derek crashes into his world and makes everything a little bit more interesting.

I Know Where Babies Come From Derek (1/1 | 51,935 | Rated M)

Stiles finds a baby on the porch.
It looks exactly like him.
Well, this is awkward.

Game On (1/1 | 4,550 | Rated M)

Stiles and Derek broke up. But that wasn’t even the worst part. They were both so stubborn, and too in love with their apartment to move. Thus began the war to see who could make the other move out first.

I Hope That You Can Repair Me (1/1 | 4,464 | Rated PG-13)

In a world where robots live alongside humans, Stiles is a new model robot. He is fully equipped with emotions, whereas Derek is an older model, unable to love. So what happens when Stiles falls in love with Derek anyway, but Derek can’t possibly return the feelings?

Over The Threshold (1/1 | 5,862 | Rated E)

This is the last time,” Stiles declares, just before he attacks Derek’s mouth with his, the kiss fevered and desperate, his long fingers jabbing roughly into Derek’s abs as he tangles them in his shirt. He pulls him close and walks them away from the front door, and in his hurried clumsiness, Stiles’ nose smashes Derek’s glasses into his face, hard enough that they smudge against his eyelids. It should be annoying, but like everything else about Stiles that should be infuriating, Derek can only find it hopelessly endearing.
That’s the thing about love, he supposes, even a love he won’t fully admit to himself, let alone to Stiles.

How I Long For Yesterday (1/1 | 6,017 | Rated M)

Stiles blinks, his throat going dry, and he moves his thumb without thinking - liking the post. He feels a surge of petty satisfaction. At least the fucker will know he knows now. He stands up, his body feeling too heavy, and he blows out the already guttering candles. He lets out a sob of frustration when the last one won’t fucking blow out. But he sucks it back in and bites down on his tongue, using his thumb and forefinger instead.
He throws himself into their empty bed without undressing. He lies there repeating the words 'Derek blew me off for Isaac’ over and over. He tells himself to shut up while rearranging his pillow violently, but he goes to sleep with the refrain continuing its painful loop.

Down on My Knees (1/1 | 2,614 | Rated E)

Stiles gets addicted to a new computer game, and Derek just wants their relationship back.
Written for the prompt: “new iphone game/video game/tv show ruining sterek’s sex life”