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“Have compassion. We are all the same fundamentally. It doesn’t matter where you’re from, what your religion is, what race you are. We are all fundamentally the same.” 

Happy Birthday, Caitriona Balfe!

Model | Actor | Philanthropist | Writer
2 x Golden Globe Nominee | BAFTA Scotland Winner

Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell both got their big breaks on The Daily Show, a program that mocked news programs so hard it accidentally turned into kind of a decent news program.

But that wasn’t the first time they worked together very, very closely. They were the voices behindSaturday Night Live’s “The Ambiguously Gay Duo” – the recurring adventures of two massively donged heroes named Ace (Colbert) and Gary (Carell), who fought evildoers with the power of homoerotic double entendres so blatant they might actually just be single entendres.

And since Colbert helped write each episode, it was his choice to turn to Carell each week and say, “So then Steve straddles my ass and we start grinding on each other while everybody stands around watching awkwardly …”

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Hey… hey guys… HAPPY AMERICA DAY!

DON’T FORGET TO CELEBRATE THIS LIL SHIT’S BIRTHDAY, TOO, AND NOT JUST OUR FREEDOM AND THE RIGHT TO BLOW SHIT UP ON THIS FINE AMERICAN DAY


AND DON’T FORGET THIS FINE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER FROM MARVEL’S CAPTAIN AMERICA, EITHER

I MEAN LOOK AT HIS FUCKING PATRIOTISM

DEFENDING OUR FUCKING COUNTRY FROM LOKI AND SHIT AND LOOKING GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL IN THAT COSTUME THE WHOLE TIME. CAPTAIN AMERICA SALUTES YOU AS A FUCKING AMERICAN.

And don’t forget the best part…
THE RIGHT TO BLOW SHIT UP ON THIS FINE-ASS DAY!

Not an American? CELEBRATE ANYWAYS!
HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY YOU LIL SHITS, AND MAKE SURE TO BE SAFE IF YOU’RE GONNA BLOW SHIT UP!