What if the batfamily walked in on Bruce and Selina :
Dick : * smiles * Guys , seriously , lock the door , the kids can come in . * exits *
Jason : * exits shouting * Bruce , try not no knock her out !
Tim : * exits * NO ! NO ! NO ! NO !!! MY INNOCENCE IS RUINED !
Damian : * stares calmly * Father , let the poor woman go . * exits whispering * This is not happening …
Cassandra : * stares for an awkwardly long time before she exits without a sound *
Stephanie : * smiles * Take it easy on him , Sel . * exits laughing *
Barbara : Hope you are using protection , because this family is already too damn big ! * exits *
Kate : And here I was thinking those scratches are from patrol . You nasty bastard . * laughs exiting *
Alfred : * smiles and exits in silence *