- Person: So, who's your favorite superhero?
- Me: *shrugs* I dunno, it's a tie between all of Batman's kids I guess.
- Person: Wait, Batman has kids???
- Friends: Uh oh...
- Person: What? What did I do??
- Me: *starts smiling excitedly and shaking*
- Friends: You shouldn't have done that!
- *ground trembles and things start falling off the shelves*
- Person: Wha-what's happening??
- Me: *Takes a deep breath*
- Friends: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
- Me: *pulls out entire binders of notes and ten billion dollars worth of comic books* Have I ever told you about the Batfamily?
- *world explodes from extreme levels of nerd*
Damian sleeps on a bed of stuffed animals