Vacation Pt. 1 - Car Rides

This will be a three-part story all based off of the following prompt and I’m so excited to write the rest of it!

Prompt:  Vacation with the batboys. Long car rides or airplane, hotel shannanagins, beaches, pools, you know. Add a reader batsis or batmom if ya like or it could be a non imagine.

Requested: Yes

Word Count: 1214

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Worst. Car ride. Ever.

The airport the family was flying out of was four hours away from Gotham, so it looked like a long car ride was the way to go. God, did Bruce regret that decision. So fucking much.

The car was a mess, and Alfred swears to god if he wasn’t driving he would kill everyone. Bruce sat next to Alfred, not even looking backward to the mess that was unfolding behind him. They were in a limo because that way there was wifi for the kids and a way for Bruce to put a soundproof barrier between him and Alfred, and the kids. While Alfred and Bruce were enjoying light conversation, all hell was breaking loose in the back of the car.

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anonymous asked:

Tell me more fluffy things about Cass, Steph, and Duke please and thank you :)

  • Steph got them both into Say Yes to the Dress. Once the season finishes, they spend an entire day eating ice cream together and watching it. Cass yells at the TV saying it’s the bride’s day what does it matter if you like it or not, Duke judges the dresses, and Steph does both.
  • Since both Duke and Steph love posting pictures of themselves, Cass is their designated photographer. They tend to do “shoots” and Cass tells them encouraging things while they both strike ridiculous poses
  • Duke got Cass and Steph into K-pop. Whenever they work out together they always blast Block B and when they are on patrol, they listen to EXO. Steph occasionally tries to sing the lyrics but since they are in Korean, it doesn’t work out and Duke has tried to learn a few of the dances but gives up after the first move or two.
  • Duke, Steph, and Cass have a little book club where they read a book a month an then talk about it. This month’s book is The Foxhole Court
  • There is a permanent blanket fort in Steph’s room that only Duke, Cass, and she can go in. It’s called the Kool Kid’s Klub and features fairy lights and a laptop that is overheated because they’ve been watching Netflix for 8 hours straight
  • Cass made them phone cases with their names on it. Stephanie’s says Steph is purple glitter and has waffles on it, Duke’s says Duke is yellow glitter and has hearts all over it and Cass’ says Cass in silver glitter with ballet shoes on it. They are the only ones in house with matching phone cases


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anonymous asked:

127 "You're so cute when you're half awake like this" stephcass

The morning is quiet. A rarity with all of the boys staying at the manor. Cass thinks that sleepy mornings like this are what she looks forward to after rough nights on patrol.

It hadn’t been a horrible, night, no. But it hadn’t been great, either. And waking up with soft light spilling through half-open curtains, with soft blankets surrounding her, with the stillness of the early morning. It’s a quiet world she likes to appreciate after nights like last night. It makes her appreciate the stillness after the flurry of fighting. It’s nice to wake up to something peaceful, a reminder that her life can be happy now, too.

The moment is broken when Stephanie slams open her bedroom door and immediately starts chatting away to her. The other girl climbs onto the bed, and Cass pushes herself to sit upright and face her, and indulgent smile on her face while she listens to Stephanie rant about something Tim had done the day before. And when Steph pauses to take a breath

“Good morning,” Cass says pleasantly

Steph blows it back out, rolling her eyes fondly. She’s smiling, though, and this is familiar. What isn’t familiar, thougha curve ball Steph has decided to throw at Cass (though, those come more often than not)is when Steph laughs softly and says, “You’re so cute when you’re half awake like this.”

And Cass grins.

Yes, she loves the peaceful moments in the morning, the moments that remind her that life isn’t just a raging battlefield. But if she didn’t have Steph, a whirlwind of a girl in her life, Cass doesn’t know where she would be. Steph may disrupt that stillness she values, but Cass certainly doesn’t mind at all.

mlmtimdrake  asked:

me waiting for those selina and steph hcs: 👀👀👀👀

👀👀 👀👀

okay so,

they canonically met while steph was spoiler in both preboot and n52 (i havent read that though) and got on really well and steph was even kind of in awe of selina and selina was one of the last ppl to steph alive before black mask but i like the idea of them meeting before that i.e when steph was only just starting out and of course selina tried to dissuade her like everyone else but she pretty immediately realized that she wasn’t going to give heroism up and so started arranging meetups to help train her 

steph and selina grow close and steph starts seeing her as an agony aunt/older sister figure and is super important to her considering steph’s relationship with her mom is still rocky at this time

steph also becomes good friends with holly and karon (and obv is a bridesmaid at their wedding) and later even has a few friendly meetups with harley and ivy

i have a catgirl steph au that deviates from this point onward but i’ll save that for another time. Things generally carry on as canon and selina helps steph with her pregnancy because she’s been through the same thing before too and because its never really explained selina also gets some money together to help crystal go through rehab and start work again and support steph etc.

selina helps steph when she’s questioning her sexuality and definitely tries to set her and cass up multiple times

when steph ‘dies’ she tells selina that she is alive before going to Africa (i’m not too sure why i’m so pressed on this but she just does ok)

when steph comes back to Gotham, she’s legally dead obviously, so with some help from babs, she gets a new identity of stephanie kyle, legal sister of selina (there are many jokes made abt steph being bruce’s sister in law if he and selina ever married)

and i have a ton more but this is turning into an essay so im gonna stop lmao

Nothing like a home-cooked meal

It wasn’t every day that Jason was given free reign of the Wayne Manor kitchen.

It also wasn’t very often that he managed to be in charge of his family. Damian was dutifully chopping carrots and Tim was mincing meat. Harper and Cullen were peeling potatoes in the sink. Jason himself was stirring a pot full of spices and chicken broth.

Dick was out with Bruce and Alfred, distracting them so they didn’t come home for a few more hours. Jason couldn’t remember what had possessed him to do this, make a meal for Bruce and Alfred. Maybe it was the cooking channel that Roy had been watching recently, or the meals Kori was trying (and failing) to make. Or maybe it was how thin Alfred had gotten recently, or how worn out Bruce was looking. Either way, here he was.

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Holy F*ck it's the Apocalypse by Tim&Steph

I wanted to elaborate on Tim & Steph and the post apocalyptic podcast headcanon, so without further ado, the stuff no one asked for but should definitely know.

• It originated as a joke. A harmless joke that Dick made about Tim having a plan for everything. And then Steph got an idea, and usually that’s when everyone should run because most of Steph’s ideas end up with something covered in goop. It went something like this:

• “I’d assume you have a plan for surviving a both the apocalypse and the post apocalyptic fallout, should nuclear warfare break out?”

• “Why wouldn’t I? Based on the current political conditions, it’d be stupid not to.”

• “You know, that’d make a pretty cool story.”

• But clearly Tim does not have the time to craft an entire novel, but he does have the time to co-host a podcast with Steph.

• So they get to work. With Steph throwing out random ideas and Tim refining them and bringing in some consistency, they manage to create a world timeline based on the events leading up to the Apocalypse, and any world events that happened after it. Then they created a timeline for each of their characters.

• They name each other’s characters, and when Tim sees Steph’s shit-eating grin, he begins to think this was a bad idea.

• Alvin Draper and Belle Johnson, because Steph will never let Tim live that down, and Tim would obviously chose the name of his favorite Disney princess and some common last name. he totally didn’t almost give Steph’s character his last name what are you talking about

• They ended up sticking pretty close to their own personalities, minus the vigilante training. They also address a lot of mental health issues and how they can affect a person’s functioning, but they never outright give the diagnosis.

• It’s almost therapeutic for them to tell these stories, to walk through their own problems objectively.

• Belle starts off her story six months pregnant, and Alvin is one of the only ones who have stayed behind to help her survive.

• The first thing any listener hears is panic. Whipping winds, groans of pain, calling of names. The calling getting progressively louder and more panicked.

• “Belle?”

• “Alvin?”

• Belle loses her baby and everytime Steph tries to record that scene, she’s choking out the words, Tim making her a glass of tea, and Cass is climbing through the window. Hug piles and gentle reminders that she did what was right at the time.

• Cass joins half way through the story as a mostly mute character, with occasional dialogue. Most people will miss her lines because they are short and to the point, and spoken softly. She usually helps with sound FX.

• Duke pops by and occasionally voices the leader of a large group of teens, and his characters name is Robyn.

• All in all its pretty successful, and they have fun doing it so it’s pretty much a win win