steph is so lucky

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  • Dick: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
  • Steph: That was deep
  • Tim: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
  • Steph: That was deeper
  • Jason: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie YOU NASTY!
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  • Tim: What if trees cried because we started eating their fruit because their fruit is basically their babies. So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby
  • Damian: *Slowly backs away from the fruit bowl looking stricken*
  • Bruce: *Not looking up from his newspaper* we're eating their ovaries actually
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  • Jason: That feeling you get when you're angry
  • Dick: Anger
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  • Steph: Boys are so lucky to have boners to tell them when they're horny because girls are just like damn am I horny or am I hungry or am I bored I don't know I don't have a dick
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  • Jason: If I cut off my foot and like swing it at your head am I kicking or hitting you?
  • Tim: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything else
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  • Dick: Carpe diem seize the day. Carpe noctem seize the night. Carpe natem seize the ass.
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  • Jason: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% don't care
  • Tim: That's 110%
  • Jason: 20% of me doesn't care
  • Tim: Should've seen that coming
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  • Bruce: *Mary Poppins voice* okay children time to go
  • [Fifteen minutes later]
  • Bruce: *Batman voice* I said let's go
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  • Alfred: Who ate all the cookies?
  • Dick: Ninjas
  • Alfred: I didn't see them
  • Dick: No one ever does
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  • Bruce: *Calls up pizza place*

All I can think about is how Steph mentioned that she and Mat were friends for a year before they even started dating and how They are literally the definition of slow burn friends to lovers goals like oh my god


What I have with you, I don’t want with anybody else.
AKA The Love of my Life + Text Posts

I can’t believe it has been two whole years since Steph officially agreed to be my girlfriend. I can’t believe it has been two whole years since she made me feel like the luckiest girl on the planet (something she has been doing every day since). I can’t believe we have officially been a couple for two years, and in two months, we are going to be heading out on the roadtrip that will lead to us sharing our first home, and living our lives truly together.

There is no one whose brand of existence fits so perfectly with mine. There is no one who better knows my soul, and no one who better cares for my heart. There is no one in this universe who I would want to spend the future with more than this woman. 

Happy anniversary, Steph. I love you, more every day 💋💜💕

anonymous asked:

BONNY. i've always loved u, but i went to an event last night that Happyhealthy96 hosted and we were talking about how you always say bok choy is life and she was just talking about how amazing you are, and then she started saying how theres so many youtubers who arent honest and just to be mindful who you watch but she said that, if theres 1 person we can always trust its you! and it just gave me so much more love and faith in your authenticity. SO MUCH LOVE. i will come to sydney soon!

Awwwwww this is just the sweetest!!!! Thank you so much! Steph is so loving, lucky to have her ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love Is Love

Originally posted by samgirlsclub

Request-Hello! I was wondering if you could write a fic where something happens and John comes back from the dead. When he does he somehow finds out you’re a lesbian and have a girlfriend. Like he doesn’t really accept you so Sam and Dean instantly get defensive so that John can’t hurt you? Thanks, Love💕

Word count-1095

Warnings-Mild swearing,homohpobia and John gets violent

A/n-Okay so I changed the request a bit were the reader does get hurt. Please let me know if you would like me to rewrite it <3

Tag- @evyiione

Ever since you met Steph your entire life changed. Steph was nerdy like you and you would constantly fan girl together. You would both sing your favourite songs at the top of your lungs until one of your older brothers told you to shut up. At first you were both really close friends, but you had a huge crush on her. However you didn’t know if she was straight at the time and didn’t want to ruin your friendship if she didn’t like you in that way. You suffered in silence until you had your first kiss and you remember it like it was yesterday…

“So erm can I tell you something?” You asked nervously picking at your nails.

“Sure (Y/n) what’s wrong?” She asked putting down her Harry Potter book and moving to the foot of your bed so you were sat next to each other.

“I…I’m…” You stuttered on your words.

You were nervous as hell when you told Sam and Dean but they accepted you. “You’re not dying are you?” She laughed but fell silent when she saw how nervous you were. “(Y/n) I’m your best friend please tell me.” She says taking your hand and giving it a tight squeeze.

“I’m gay and I like you.” You say rapidly and covering your face. There was a few seconds of silence but it felt like hours until Steph removed your hands from your face and looked into your eyes.

“Thank God.” She whispered and pulled you in for a gentle yet passionate kiss.

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chiefbeifong  asked:

#ahdhfkflckfkkf all the animals went extinct on krypton ages ago so kara and arrives and doesn't understand that she isn't actually a bird; one could argue that kara would be more scared of her being a plant than a bird

okay but plants are so GREEN and pure and good!!! [Rey voice] I didn’t think there was this much green in the whole galaxy…

ALSO Alex gets Kara the tiniest most adorable succulent and Kara’s like OKAY well it can’t be all that bad, I don’t really mind that I might be a plant, because look how tiny and cute!! But more importantly plants are essential and so important! Plants make oxygen! PLANTS ARE ALSO POWERED BY THE YELLOW SUN!!! (tbh the photovoltaic/photosynthetic thing is the #1 piece of evidence for Kara actually being a plant)

tl;dr kara is actually a plant in the form of a humanoid alien