step up to cancer

Cancer & Scorpio
  • Cancer, pouting as he gets dragged up steps by Scorpio: So tell me again just why do I have to do this??
  • Scorpio, taking him to the stage, smiles at him: Because you need to at least do one wild thing before the end of senior year
  • Scorpio, leads him up to the empty stage in front of the rest of senior class, clears throat: Class of 2016! THIS IS YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT-- ANSWER ME THIS-- WHO'S HOUSE IS THIS?!?!
  • Seniors: 16's!
  • Scorpio, shouts some more: WHO CAME TO RUN THIS B-
  • Seniors, laughing: Class of 2016!
  • Scorpio, nudges Cancer, whispers: Go for it!
  • Cancer, feels nervous af, goes for it: AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE UNDER CLASSMEN?!
  • Aries, yells: We'll see you all in hell!!
  • Everyone: 👀 👀 👀 👀
quotes for the signs

aries: “dance with me, you pretty soul. we will run away under the streetlights and through this deserted midnight town.”
taurus: “only when she’s lost in her dreams does her mind find reality and her eyes agree with her smile.”
gemini: “for a while I stayed at rock bottom. but then I realized I could use the rocks around me to build steps to get back up.”
cancer: “and somehow, someway, I will mean something to someone, someday.”
leo: “if traveling was free, you’d never see me again.”
virgo: “you are the greatest undiscovered adventure of your lifetime.”
libra: “do not be a prisoner to your past. laugh in its face and dance on its grave.”
scorpio: “all she wanted to do was create art. but then she realized, she is the art.”
sagitarrius: “and you say you are broken, but broken mirrors like you create the most beautiful patterns of light.”
capricorn: “after so many years of chasing the light I finally realized there was no way I could catch it. so I had to become the light instead.”
aquarius: “the one thing the world will never have is enough of the outrageous.”
pisces: “there is always someone there when you are not tall and when you feel as if you’re going to fall.”

The signs as Exo Showtime quotes
  • <p> <b>Aires:</b> "I have eaten chicken for 3 consecutive meals."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "Its not ssan namja!"<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "If I dont wear make up, i dont click even one selfie."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "He steps well... on me."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "Our groove is different."<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "Lets not talk, I cant hear."<p/><b>Libra:</b> "Nae style aniya"<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "What on Earth is your style?"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "Ahhh kkaebsong!"<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "Thats car gas!!!!!!!!!!"<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "Yehet!"<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "You're feeling awkward right?"<p/></p>
The signs as things my math teacher has said

Aries: personally, I’m a princess celestia kinda guy

Taurus: *very loud grunting* aaaahhhhhermmmmm. I think I got somethin stuck in my throats.

Gemini: Step one to becoming a successful teen… Hm… Shutting the hell up!

Cancer: *makes a reference that no one gets* what? Does no one watch Barbie princess castle???

Leo: Cirrrr… Cummmm… Scribe…

Virgo: Picture that equation as a wet paper bag…and algebra your way out

Libra: I have to write you a pass to the office that way if you get murdered or abducted, I won’t get blamed

Scorpio: That’s impressively bad handwriting dude

Sagittarius: Canada can have Seattle, they’re just a bunch of liberal pot heads anyway

Capricorn: If you guys don’t feel like answering then I’ll just teach silently

Aquarius: Bacon has a time and place in the world… JUST NOT ON MY DONUT!

Pisces: If this angle is 20°, how much can it eat OMMMMNOMNOMNOm Nomnom ….the answer is 20.

Watch on
This song made me cry, it’s so sad. Taylor Swift paid tribute to a little boy named Ronan who died last year because of neuroblastoma on the Step Up 2 Cancer telethon earlier. She wrote the song after reading the blog of Ronan’s mom. After the telethon aired, she made it available on iTunes and all the proceeds will go to charities for cancer.
The signs as methods of self-destruction
  • Aries: Burning oneself
  • Taurus: Letting people step over them
  • Gemini: Detaching from everyone
  • Cancer: Bottling everything up
  • Leo: Joining a violent gang
  • Virgo: Isolation
  • Libra: Starving for perfection
  • Scorpio: Getting into fights
  • Sagittarius: Jaywalking on highways
  • Capricorn: Drug addiction
  • Aquarius: Alcoholism
  • Pisces: Cutting for relief