step on spider

More Spider Problems
  • Alec: *hiding in the corner of room while aiming his seraph blade at medium sized spider.*
  • Magnus: *holding Max* "Alexander darling you're being ridiculous."
  • Alec: "Am not, it's going to hurt our babie-"
  • 5 year old Rafael: *steps on spider with hands sassily on hips.* "Aren't you meant to be a Shadowhunter?"
  • Magnus: *snickers*
Tom Holland Imagine - 1

My Hero

“TOM!” You screamed from in the kitchen. 

He ran in and found you on top of the table. “What are you doing?” He laughed.

You pointed at the floor. “Spider! Kill it!”

“Um, I’m Spider-Man so I don’t think I can.” He said with his American accent, sounding like Peter Parker.

You looked at him with your most annoyed expression. “I didn’t ask Peter I asked Tom my amazing, sexy, spider-killing boyfriend. Now kill it!”

“Fine.” He stepped on the spider. “Happy?”

“Yes. Thank you.” You said getting off the table and kissing him lightly on the lips. “My hero.” 

“I love you, Y/N,” Tom said.

“I know.”

He rolled his eyes. “I also think you should stop watching Star Wars.”

“If you say that again you’re going to be single.”

  • <p> <b></b> First Arc<p/><b>Malistaire:</b> hey headmaster<p/><b>Ambrose:</b> yeah<p/><b>Malistaire:</b> could you check out this poem i made about bringing back my wife<p/><b>Ambrose:</b> <p/><b>Ambrose:</b> youre fired<p/><b></b> Second Arc<p/><b>Morganthe:</b> hey headmaster<p/><b>Ambrose:</b> yeah<p/><b>Morganthe:</b> i was wondering if i could possibly learn more stuff about magic<p/><b>Ambrose:</b> <p/><b>Ambrose:</b> youre expelled<p/><b></b> Third Arc<p/><b>Spider:</b> hey could you maybe scooch over a bit<p/><b>Morganthe:</b> *takes a step back* like this?<p/><b>Spider:</b> just a little bit more<p/><b>Morganthe:</b> *accidentally falls in the void*<p/><b>Spider, leaning over the void:</b> yep perfect<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

One time I got up early and went get a shower. Our light switch was in a weird spot, about halfway into the bathroom. It aad dark. I was bareass naked cause thats how I sleep and when I turned the light on, I was horrified to see I had stepped over a wolf spider the size of my hand. I screamed, waking my husband up, and stood the toilet. He took care of it but I couldn't stop thinking about how close I came to stepping on him barefoot! It was quite the scene. No spider hate though;) we need 'em!

I would be terrified sleeping naked with wolf spiders in the house, it could crawl in all your crevices D:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Dear spider,
If you hadn’t been between me and the door, and if you hadn’t run at me, you would still be alive. I would have been able to leave and get my auntie to lift you and set you free outside. As you did do these things, you were squished with the first thing to hand; a bin. It was a hard fight, with me lifting the bin a few times thinking you were dead only for you to charge at me again. You were a worthy opponent. It was a spectacular final battle. Alas I beat you and now you are dead.
Sincerely, a girl trying (and failing) to beat aracnophobia.

P.S. please do not appear from beyond the grave to your friends and tell them to get vengeance. It will only end in more deaths. Tell them to stay away and everyone will be happy. I’m so sorry. I’m trying. I really am.

Character Questions #020: Would You Rather #001

Would your character rather:

  1. live under the sea or on the moon?
  2. kiss a frog or turn into frog?
  3. succeed in everything and have everyone hate them or fail at everything but have everyone love them?
  4. be rich through hard work or marry someone rich?
  5. swim with sharks or dance with snakes?
  6. kiss a cactus or a spider?
  7. step on a pin or a Lego?
  8. be a nurse or a fireman?
  9. enter a book or a movie?
  10. travel in time or be able to teleport?
  11. meet a fairy or an alien?
  12. win lottery or a Nobel prize?
  13. grow horns or a tail?
  14. live in a jungle or a desert?
  15. have their car stolen or get in a car crash?

I was tagged by @pamshalpurt thank you!!! <3

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better ✨


a - age: 22
b - birthplace: Pennsylvania 
c- current time: 2:42pm
d - drink you last had: peach tea
e - easiest person to talk to: my best friends
f - favourite song: car radio- twenty one pilots
g- grossest memory: umm why gross? I once stepped on a giant spider that was super gross
h - horror yes or horror no: no definitely no
i - in love?: with fictional characters
j - jealous of people?: sometimes
k - killed someone?: can’t say I have, no
l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: probably walk by again
m - middle name: robin
n - number of siblings: 0
o - one wish: to pass my classes
p - person you called last: not a dang clue probably my mom
q - question you’re always asked: “what are you going to do with a degree in history?” 
r - reason to smile: dogs
s - song you sang last: green light- lorde
t - time you woke up: 9 am ish
u - underwear colour: black
v - vacation destination: somewhere with great museums 
w - worst habit: procrastination
x - x-rays: hate them
y - your favourite food: pasta any pasta
z - zodiac sign: aries

tag 20 blogs you wanna get to know better: @wetbellamyblake @ronweasleyi @beronicakissed @wamheda @darlingdanvers @wanhaeda @princessclarke @rick-grimes @starkquinzel @lydiasilinski @agentdjohnson @malialydia @butterflybarnes

anonymous asked:

I just want to thank you for running this blog and your spidey blog. following a lot of spider and tarantula centred blogs belled me take the step from adoring spiders (but being scared to hold them) to handling them all the time whenever I find one (I do make sure not to stress them out or hurt them, often I am just aboutalahs getting them out of harm's way, relocating them to another room or outside) and just thank you for the positivity and overall helping break the stigma ^w^ <3

Awwww posts like this make Spidey and I very happy ::::) I’m glad that this blog has helped you and I think it’s great that you save spiders and are handling them now. Thank you for following <3