step on me pls!

with the massive success of my wedding prank last night I’d like to announce that I’m quitting youtube gaming to become a prank channel
Haikyuu!! Fanfiction: A Summary

Kagehina: cute, humorous, and super sweet, 70% chance of smut

Daisuga: the most tooth-rotting fluff ever with amazingly cliche situations but are still enjoyable, married couple trope forever stuck in the honeymoon phase

Tsukkiyama: adorable character tropes interacting, cuddles, and blushing!

Asanoya: creative hook and intro, super funny and engaging

Kiyoyachi: lots of blushing and really romantic settings and dates, cutest and most creative ways to illustrate romantic situations

Iwaoi: P A I N, crazy aus, VERY EXTREME hardcore super enjoyable smut, humor, and death, childhood friend trope, secrets, makeouts, uber hot iwa chan 

Bokuaka: lots of beauty and au’s, oWL PUNS AND HEYHEYHEY

Kuroken: more childhood friends, smut, unreturned cat puns and  C U D D L I N G SO  MUCH CUDDLING

Bokuroo: actually amazing chemistry and good for feeling better, awful hilarious puns and shenanigans

Levyaku: love in the form of kicking and dense Leg Lev, lots of egging on by team m embers and MOM YAKU EVERYWHERE

Kyouhaba: smut, pretty intense love, hot ripped kyoutani, very passionate

Kurotsuki: also cat puns, sighs, smut, and really adorable situations 


(i’m not sure if this has been done before)

assassination classroom characters + blogs
  • Nagisa/'nxgisa': Owns a personal blog, where he rants a lot and makes observations about the world. Is somewhat of a feminist. Follower count: 350
  • Karma/shitposting-exe: Owns a really satire, meme filled blog (something like the Ted Cruz one. You know the one). Loads of self deprecating jokes too. Follower count: 2000
  • Kayano/'my-ship-has-sailed': Is a hard core shipper of everything. Multi shipper to the MAX. Often gets requests for headcanons and fanfic requests. Has an AO3. Follower count: 450
  • Okuda/'bill-nye-the-science-dude-man': Owns a help with homework blog/shrine to Bill Nye the Science Guy (BILL, BILL, BILL) Occasionally posts headcanons/theories for her favourite book/tv show/movie. Follower count: 500
  • Nakamura/'rio-rites': Writes fanfiction. A lot of fanfiction. Is somehow in every fandom. Rarely posts selfies of herself; everyone loves her. 'step on me pls' . Follower count: 1200
  • Maehara/'not-a-pxrn-blog': Owns a porn blog. But not even a good one. Everyone knows its him but he still tries to deny it. "What? Me? Porn? Is that an energy drink?" Reblogs nsfw art and smut too! Just sin basically. Follower count: 600
  • Isogai/'the-sun-is-shining-here-today': Runs an aesthetic blog with the occasional selfie thrown in there. Often gets requests for specific aesthetic and whatnot. Reblogs a lot of MBTI stuff. Follower count: 800 (at least 10 of those followers are just around for the selfies)
  • Itona/'binary-code-genius'/'gaytron': Owns a blog dedicated to...well...technical stuff (with the occasional blurry selfie with Terasaka and the gang) !HAS A VOLTRON SIDE BLOG! (a high key klance shipper and pidge fanboy) Follower count: 150 (main) 550 (side)
  • Gakushuu/'g-asano': Doesn't blog. Like, at all. He only made it so he could spy on E-Class. Has been blocked by Korosensei but doesn't know it. His only follower is Ren's main blog.
  • Ren/'blxckout-poetry'/'choke-me': Has a poetry blog (obviously). Occasionally takes pictures of nature (bc he likes to write his poetry outside). Has a porn side blog but no one knows its him. What a sneaky snake. Writes his own smut (in poetry form of course). From angel to sinner in like, 2 seconds. Follower count: 450 (main) 700 (side)
  • Korosensei/'ramen-noodles-and-teaching': Made a blog so he could monitor his students behaviour online. Is not aware of Maehara's porn blog, however. Posts memes (much to Karma's delight) A pure and great blog; no faults. Follower count: 30.

you know what’s cool about my friend who has major social anxiety? she doesn’t use it to put herself down. she doesn’t use it to call herself weak, or lesser of a person. if i’m going out and i invite her out, all she has to say is can’t, anxiety. and i get it. and i go out with other friends and i see her on her time when she can socialize and not feel like the weight of the world is crushing down on her. when i tell her i’m hanging out in the living room and she lets me know, can’t, anxiety, i’m staying in my bedroom. i get it. and i don’t push her, and i don’t pity her. i understand her. 

all i’m trying to say i guess, is that when things get hard mentally, and someone calls themselves weak, it upsets me. knowing your limits isn’t a weakness. being able to openly say “yeah, i didn’t go to that last week, because you know, anxiety.” isn’t something i’m going to pity a person for, and it certainly doesn’t mean i’m thinking less of you. and it bothers me to see people who have severe anxiety, and other things, equating it to a weakness. being able to openly talk about your anxiety and your depression and your inability to function as what you or society sees as common isn’t a fault. hell, it’s a strength to be able to say, “can’t, anxiety.” and i think it’s an even bigger strength of the person you’re saying it to, to be able to understand that, even if they don’t feel the same way. strength and empathy. that’s all i guess. 

BEYOND THE PALE | Prof!Seb x Reader - Part 3

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A/N: I’m sorry I’m so bad at smut also pls don’t kill me :))))))

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You stepped into his house and tried to keep your mouth from falling open. It was beautiful. Way nicer than the crappy little house you shared with Chloe. Not that you didn’t love your house – it was your first big responsibility as an adult, but you couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like to live here with Sebastian.

Stop that, you mentally scolded yourself. Focus.

You followed him into the kitchen. He motioned for you to set your things on the island in the middle of the kitchen. He grabbed two wine glasses, pouring you both a glass as you put your stuff down.

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