Step 1: Remove all driftwood while fish freak out.
Step 2: Remove all plants while fish panic and start spinning in circles.
Step 3: Spend half an hour swearing and yelling while trying to gently catch fish. Get upset because the cory cats you thought were going to be easy to catch ended up being the most difficult. Stir up substrate, make face at disgusting water, drain, fill, and repeat.
Step 4: Cry out in dismay when the log that you had soaking for two weeks suddenly decides it doesn’t want to sink anymore.
Step 5: Fix log sinking issue with bags of rocks. And bowls of rocks.
Step 6: Allow log to sink by putting lid and light back on the tank. Sit on bed and admire beautiful log. Realize you’re fucking weird because you’re admiring a log. Keep admiring log anyways.
Step 7: Keep admiring log even though your boyfriend makes fun of you. Go upstairs, shower, and get ready for date while waiting for log to sink. Don’t tell your boyfriend that as soon as you get home you’re going right back to playing in the fish tank rather than sexytimes. Wait for him to log onto tumblr and see this post. Apologize profusely while not really being sorry. Go on date while waiting for log to sink.
How to Take Care of Children by Sugamama and Dadchi
Don't forget to always feed them before yourself. Schedule play dates for the younger ones so they can make new friends. Make sure they always get an ample amount of sleep or it will be hell in the morning. There will always be one child that wants to watch the world burn, don't let him do that.
Deny that you have children
Be angry that your husband persuaded you to have children
Step 1. Cool! Some alone time is so rare for me! Hope he gets there safe and had fun.
Step 2. Aw man I miss him, I wonder when he’ll be home. I hope he’s having fun though.
Step 3. Man it’s getting kinda late and he hasn’t been checking his phone, I really hope hes okay because I’m kinda worried
Step 4. *crying under a blanket and freaking out that something happened until he messages me/comes home*
The following educational post will teach you the Bleach fans what to do if your favorite character has just been killed off. Love, our resident manga fan, will be dramatizing each step. I thought it would be appropriate, given the last chapter…
Step 1: Scream at your computer screen.
Love: I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND YOU TORE IT TO SHREDS
Step 2: Reread the chapter to see if it’s different the second time.
Love: Come on, come on, I believe in you! This time, you can win!
Step 3: Scream at your computer screen.
Love: YOUR PAGES ARE AS UNFEELING AND CRUEL AS A WINTER STORM
Step 4: Cry.
Step 5: Remind yourself that Tite Kubo doesn’t kill off main characters.
Love: I remember when I thought Byakuya was dead! But he wasn’t! He was totally alive!
Step 6: Remind yourself that seemingly dead characters can be healed.
Love: Hiyori was cut in half! And she was fine!
Step 7: Remind yourself that even dead characters can come back.
Love: Well, okay, that’s mostly Ichigo…
Step 8: Remember Ulquiorra. Sink back into depression.
Love: EVERYONE IS MORTAL
Love: ALL MEN CAN DIE
Step 9: Cry.
Step 10: Seek solace on the internet.
Love: Okay, there are 15 fan theories about why they’re not dead. This many fans can’t possibly be wrong! Right?
Step 11: Prayer circle.
Love: I will reblog this prayer circle post. Then everything will be okay.
Step 12: Fanart.
Love: I can’t really draw it, but even looking at it fills me with great comfort.
Step 13: Cling to hope.
Love: No funeral, no death! No funeral, no death!
Step 14: Vow that you will never love again.
Love: Except Ichigo. Ichigo feels like a safe character to love.