step & go

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Yep, I think this is the end of this short journey~

part one . part two . part three .

THE VOLTRON OFFICE AU NO ONE ASKED FOR

Obviously, heavily inspired by The Office thank you very much.

Oh boy here we go,,,

•Lance and Keith pull pranks on each other literally 24/7

“God dammit Lance where the quiznack is my desk”

“Huh, that is so weird. When was the last time you saw it?”

“This is not funny.”

“Well you’re the one who lost your desk”

“I did not lose my desk”

“Okay calm dow-”

“Where is my desk!“

“I think you should retrace your steps”

“I’m going to tell Shiro”

• “Voltron Legendary Defender this is Pidge”

•Shiro is the manager who is suffering and just wants to rest

“Well I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch”

“…the whole year, actually”

•Keith keeps weapons all over the office
“I keep multiple weapons all over the office-” pulls nunchucks from behind a water cooler, “I’ve saved Lance’s life with the knife that’s velcroed under my desk-” pulls out a knife from inside a random filing cabinet, “People say it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace-” pulls an actual sword from the ceiling, “Well I say-” pulls another knife out from inside the back of a toilet, “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally-” pulls ANOTHER knife from his desk drawer, “than a by a stranger-” pulls out dart gun from behind a plant, “on purpose.
Cue Lance and Pidge staring into the camera

•Hunk and Allura are the ultimate party planning duo

Literally every party turns out amazing because of them

Hunk makes all the food and Allura decorates, there’s no need to buy anything because they always manage somehow

Where does Allura get all the supplies????

How does Hunk make all this food in such a short amount of time???

•Okay but what exactly does Coran do?

“Hey guys, is somebody making soup?”

“When Pidge gets Shiro’s old chair, I get their old chair, then I’ll have TWO chairs. Only one to go.”

“So there I am, minding my own business, and Lance offers me three bucks to take Keith’s chair. Lance’s a chump. I would’ve done it for free.”

•"Hey Keith did you get your tickets?”

“To what Lance?”

“The gun show”

“Ohmygod Lance did you just flex”

“YES PIDGE I DID”

“Stop flirting with Keith and get back to work”

“SHIRO I’M NOT FLIRTING”

“Okay bud whatever you say”

“HUNK!”

And Keith is just a blushing mess


•Pidge: throws watermelon off the roof onto a trampoline

Lance: BINGO

It then hits Keith’s car and the alarm goes on

“HOLY SHI-”

“LANCE”

“IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR”


•Slav: is just there for some reason

Shiro: “this is an environment of welcoming
aaand you should just get the hell out of here.”

Pidge: mouthing to the camera, “he’s like six”

•Shiro: “Last week Pidge and I gave a fire safety talk and nobody paid any attention. People learn in many ways, and experience is the best teacher.”

Pidge: IS STARTING A FIRE

Shiro: “Oh my goodness, there’s a fire, what’s the procedure?”

Hunk: “OHMYGOD okay it’s happening. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY CALM”

Allura: IS PULLING MICE OUT OF A CABINET DRAWER

Lance: Is trying to get out through the ceiling

Shiro: “Let’s remember those procedures everyone!”

Hunk and Keith: RAMMING THE COPIER INTO THE DOOR

Pidge: “ ATTENTION EMPLOYEES. THIS IS NOT A REAL FIRE. IT IS ONLY A SIMULATION.”

Shiro: “That you failed.”

Lance: falls out of the ceiling


•Keith finds something that he thinks is marijuana and decides to interrogate everyone

Lance: “I’m just saying you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you”

Keith: “That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me.”

Lance: “Marijuana, is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don’t remember.”

Keith: “I would remember.”

Lance: “Well how could you if it just erased your memory?”

Keith: “That’s not how it works”
Lance: “Oh really? How do you know how it works?”

Keith: “Knock it off! Now I’m interviewing you.”

Lance: “No! You said that’s I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here now exactly how much pot did you smoke!”

Keith: “Ohmygod”

•Hunk: “Hey Pidge, where are Lance and Keith?”

Pidge: “They insisted that they’ve been trying to get a certain client to seal some deal?“

Hunk: “They’re making out in the supply closet aren’t they.”

Pidge: “Most likely.”

•Pidge: “Lance is that a hickey?”

Lance: “WHAT NO KEITH PUNCHED ME IN THE NECK”

Pidge: “Ohmygod you guys are so gross just save it for when you’re NOT at work please.”

Keith: “YOU KNOW?”

Shiro: “C’mon Keith, you two can’t keep a secret, you walk out of the bathroom at the same time with bedroom hair we aren’t idiots.”

Lance: “ohmygod”

Pidge: Looks into the camera

•Pidge: “Good morning Shir- OHMYGOD WHY IS THAT TREE SO BIG”

Shiro: “Christmas spirit Pidge. Christmas Spirit.”

Pidge: “IT’S NOVEMBER 23RD”

Shiro: “Pidge it’s snowing and as your boss I’m telling you it’s Christmas.”

Pidge: “You’re like si-”

Shiro: “I’M MENTALLY OLDER”

Lance: “DID YOU SAY SNOW”

Keith: “What a loser who gets excited over snow.“

Hunk: “You do realize you’re dating him right.”

Lance: comes back in and hits Keith with a snowball

Keith: “GOD DAMMIT LANCE YOU CANNOT THROW SNOWBALLS IN THE OFFICE”

Lance: “And there’s a sign for that where?”

they end up making out in the supply closet again


UMMM WELL THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER. THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY BAD AND MIXED UP AND I TOOK ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THE OFFICE OHMYGOD. But um ENJOY I GUESS.

anonymous asked:

Your elves are so pretty. How do you make this happen. That male elf is unf too.

Oh a sweet mystery person appears! Well my friend. I will reveal to you the step by step process. Ready? Lets go!

I. Pine. You pine your heart out while you’re at work and daydream about those pointy ears so much that you completely disregard all your adulting for the eight hours you are trapped in reality.

II. You imagine your perfect elf in your head. This is important. Clearly paint every darn feature until you’re drooling at you desk.

III. You blab about said concept to one (all) of your friends and try not looking at the stupid clock at work - it has been proven that time slows down when you do so.

IV. It’s five o clock! (or five thirty for me) and you rush home, only to do more adulting, but that’s okay, go take a shower and daydream some more. Don’t lose that image of them!

V. Get on that creator, but make sure you do it after dinner, need a full belly because you’re going to be tweaking for a few minutes (hours) here in an attempt to make a unique and beautiful elf that fits the image you have been plagued with all day! Save them!

VI. Put them in a server to see how they look Ingame. If you need tweaking, no problem! Delete. Rinse. Repeat. Take a million pictures at a thousand angles.

In reality it’s just trial and error for me. I have no idea what I’m doing most of the time! =) But thank you, my darling, I love me some elves!

thenixkat  asked:

Thoughts on there being more cosmic players out there in the Animorphs universe like the Ellimist and the Crayak?

How about a character who shows up because the kids/Ellimist/Crayak have so completely fucked the space time continuum that someone in charge of that shit has to step in and go, “Whoa… guys. Hey. Seriously, this is… this is such a mess. We need to talk. This has to stop. I need to fix– is that one in a boat with George Washington?! Don’t. touch. anything.”

Basically a galactic administrator, someone who just wants to do their job and these weird hooligans in some backwater plane of existence keep making it so very very hard. Galactic Administrator wants a new assignment. Galactic Administrator hasn’t had a day off in about 6,000 time sweeps. Galactic Administrator is nervous, smokes a lot, and full of futile rage. Galactic Administrator is played by Steve Buscemi. 

anonymous asked:

Niall's baby! Yay! (i hope it happens in a far future anyway) Can you picture hi,? I guess he will born with natural dyed blond hair, his first word will be Mullingar or Ireland and his first steps are going to be trying to catch a golf ball. And he'll shine and will be the King Baby of this fandom. jfdajajfafskj

i hope he learns how to hold a baby by then that one picture still gives me nightmares

friendly reminder:  don’t underestimate the impact of you commenting or kudo’ing someone’s AO3 work (fic or podfic)

it may make the difference between someone wanting to continue to create new content or stopping

I periodically see people say that they feel bad that they don’t take the time to go back and click on something that they liked.  I think this is especially true with podfic, since typically one downloads it and listens away from the computer, whereas with fic you’re commonly right there when you finish reading, it’s easy to click on a kudo or leave a comment.  With podfic, there’s an extra step to go back and remember to give feedback.

I realize that I repeat this message periodically, but I think people need to be reminded of their power.  It literally makes the difference between someone working on something or putting it aside and doing something else.

If you like it, if the fic/podfic improved your day at all, let the creator know.  You may get more.

Tips For Success
  1. Show up.
  2. Breathe.
  3. Trust yourself.
  4. One step at a time.

noah fence but like i see posts on here with hundreds of thousands of notes talking about how you all want shows to give you realistic lgbt representation as a focus of a show, how you want your shows to have diverse casts, how you want your shows to have strong female characters, how you want your shows to have interesting, well thought out and developed storylines, and then USA network steps up and hands you Eyewitness on a golden platter, and y'all just sleeping on it. do yourself a solid, and watch the show, thanks

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Fitz’s confidence is improving bit by bit (3x20 vs 4x10)

:))