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What Species To Choose For Your Star Wars OC: Volume 2 (text only)

Text-only version of the Star Wars OC species selector (volume two) by @thefoodwiththedood

Answer the first question, then follow the number at the end of your selection to your next question; keep doing that, until you get a species.
For more information on a given species, check the original post for links, or just search Wookieepedia.

0. Alright, first question: How Human do you want your OC to be?

  • Almost entirely human, save for some minor differences with their biology or appearance; I don’t want to get too crazy with this, after all! (1)
  • Mostly human, but with some other features being prevalent; something with a human face, but distinctly alien (2)
  • Somewhat human, but with an alien face, features, and anatomy – like an alien with human proportions (3)
  • Only human as far as their humanoid body shape (head, arms, and legs on a central torso) ; something almost entirely alien (4)
  • I want something weird and crazy, with hardly any human features – humans are overrated, anyways (5)

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In case some of you suffer from this, here;

1. Łukasz Fabiański – Woo-cash Fab-yan-ski
2. Wojciech Szczęsny
– Voy-cheh Sh-chen-sni
3. Artur Jędrzejczyk
– Yen-jay-chick
4. Tomasz Jodłowiec
– Yodd-wo-vietz
5. Michał Pazdan
– Mi-how
6. Łukasz Piszczek
– Woo-cash Pish-check
7. Bartosz Salamon
– Bar-tosh
8. Jakub Błaszczykowski
– Ya-koob Bwash-chi-kof-ski
9. Kamil Grosicki
– Gro-sich-ki
10. Grzegorz Krychowiak
– G-ze-gosh Cri-ho-viack
11. Krzysztof Mączyński
– K-shish-toff Mon-chin-ski
12. Sławomir Peszko
– S-wha-vo-mir Pesh-ko
13. Robert Lewandowski
– Le-van-dov-ski
14. Arkadiusz Milik
– Ar-ka-dioosh Mi-lick
15. Filip Starzyński
– Sta-zynn-ski
16. Mariusz Stępiński
– Mar-yush Stenn-pin-ski

It’s not that hard. You can do it!

Standing inside an organic kitchen garden (a modern day Victory Garden) of mixed vegetables and colorful flowering herbs on Vashon Island in Washington State’s Puget Sound, and looking back out through the 8’ wire mesh deer fence surrounding it at the bungalow-style farmhouse just beyond. Garden design by Stenn Design

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“[Harlow was] a blonde bombshell whose bleached hair, voluptuous body, and bawdy humor inspired a fervent cult following that remains to this day. […] [Yet] Harlow had to be someone she wasn’t, because she never knew who she was…”

-Biographer David Stenn, on Jean Harlow, in Bombshell: The Life and Death of Jean Harlow, 2000. 

Actress Jean Harlow (1911-1937), c. 1932-3. 

How to pronounce the names of Polish footballers during EURO 2016
Polish is a much softer sounding language than all the ‘k’s and ‘z’s would suggest. A 'Ł’ or 'ł’ is a little bit like an English 'w’, while the subscript accent on an 'ę’ or an 'ą’ subtly adds an 'n’ to the vowel.

1. Łukasz Fabiański – Woo-cash Fab-yan-ski
2. Wojciech Szczęsny
– Voy-cheh Sh-chen-sni
3. Artur Jędrzejczyk
– Yen-jay-chick
4. Tomasz Jodłowiec
– Yodd-wo-vietz
5. Michał Pazdan
– Mi-how
6. Łukasz Piszczek
– Woo-cash Pish-check
7. Bartosz Salamon
– Bar-tosh
8. Jakub Błaszczykowski
– Ya-koob Bwash-chi-kof-ski
9. Kamil Grosicki
– Gro-sich-ki
10. Grzegorz Krychowiak
– G-ze-gosh Cri-ho-viack
11. Krzysztof Mączyński
– K-shish-toff Mon-chin-ski
12. Sławomir Peszko
– S-wha-vo-mir Pesh-ko
13. Robert Lewandowski
– Le-van-dov-ski
14. Arkadiusz Milik
– Ar-ka-dioosh Mi-lick
15. Filip Starzyński
– Sta-zynn-ski
16. Mariusz Stępiński
– Mar-yush Stenn-pin-ski