stein spirit

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You knew that Laurel was gonna die. And now you’re gonna take me back, and I’m gonna save my sister.

  • Spirit, trying to prep Stein for his date with Marie: Okay, you're on a date with Marie, what's the first thing you do?
  • Stein: Ask her to mate with me.
  • Spirit: NO. Tell her she's special.
  • Stein: But she's not?? Females make up 52% of the populat-
  • Spirit: Don't tell her that. Make up some feelings and tell her you have them
  • Stein, confused: Is desire to mate a feeling?
  • Spirit, visibly frustrated: Ugh! You're not even TRYING
  • Stein: It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies
  • Spirit: Look, don't worry, the love meister will take you under his wing
  • Stein: What, now there's a bird involved?
  • Stein: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep...maybe I'm coming down with something.
  • Spirit: Hohoho. Oh, I know what you've got. The L-word.
  • Azusa: Yeah, laryngitis.
  • Spirit: No, Yumi, no. It's four letters. Starts with "L". Ends with "E".
  • Azusa: ...Aha! Lice.
  • Spirit: No! Stein, my friend, is in love.

OKAY SO IDK IF YALL KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT I’LL LITERALLY NEVER BE OVER IT

FUCKIGN LOOK AT STEIN LIKE YEAH OKAY YOUNG SPIRIT IS A HOTTIE BUT

DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING LOSER IN HIS FUCKING POLO SHIRT AND CARGO SHORTS

DO YOU SEE HIS TENNIS SHOES IM SCREAMING WHAT A FUCKING NERD

okay now that you’ve all seen dorklord supreme in his fucking dad clothes back to your regularly scheduled programming