“Ci Sposeremo A Giugno”

Rhetorical TVD Questions

How come Caroline was the only one who didn’t get to say anything about her plans or future?

How come after Stefan developed that insta-finale connection with her thoughts, he never bothered to check up on her or even watch over her?

How come Stefan didn’t spare a moment like Jo did to be at peace knowing his one true love was doing okay?

How come Katherine and Kai were the only ones punished in the end?

How come Enzo didn’t get to go to Peace?

How come Damon and Elena’s versions of Peace did not include each other?

Why were Tyler and Vicki walking around when the Salvatores and the Gilberts had static locations for their Peace?

What happened to Lexi?

dine and dash (stefan salvatore au ft klaus mikaelson, part vi)

Plot: You and Stefan dated for three years while in high school. You both thought your relationship would last, but college managed got in the way. So you two decided to break up. You left to college in Massachusetts and Stefan stayed in Mystic Falls. While you were gone, things changed between you and a certain original, but you hadn’t yet let go of Stefan. Now, almost six years later, you’re both invited to Bonnie and Kol’s wedding. It’s time for a reunion.

Pairings: Stefan Salvatore x Reader, Klaus Mikaelson x Reader

Warnings: some heavy making out, cheating, angst, slut-shaming(-ish?)

A/N: y’all I love this series so much. I know this was an unnecessary twist, but I think it’s fun. I really hope you guys like this series. Also, I need to know who the reader should end up with. So please tell me in the little area where you’ll allowed to respond/comment. Do you know what I’m talking abt? LOL sorry if I’m not making much sense. Love y’all!!!! (gifs aren’t mine!)

dine and dash~masterlist


“I picked you. I’ve already found my epic love. Maybe that’s all I get. I mean it makes sense.”

“No, come on. That’s not–”

“And I’m okay with that,” you lift your head up, your face inches from Stefan’s. “I had you as the epic love of my life. I was lucky to have you, Stefan. We get a fairytale romance once in a lifetime, and I had THE fairytale romance. We laughed, we cried, we fought, we loved. That’s good enough for me.”

“Y/N,” Stefan whispers, your name sounding like a prayer as it rolled off his lips.

You gulp, begging your eyes not to fall on his lips as he brings a hand up and cups your face. You close your eyes, leaning into his touch. He closes his eyes and savors the temporary luxury, pressing his forehead against yours. And for one fleeting  moment, everything was perfect.

Of course, perfect moments only last for so long. Before either of you could say anything, your phone rings earning a small chuckle from Stefan. You sigh, neither of you finding it in you to move. Your phone stops ringing and you open your mouth to speak only for it to start ringing again.

“You should probably get that,” Stefan whispers, his breath fanning against your lips.

His thumb rubs against your cheek as you open your mouth to argue. Stefan brushes his nose against yours and before you can talk yourself out of it, you lean over slightly and press your lips against his in a desperate attempt to feel them one final time. Before Stefan has a chance to react, you pull away from him and pick up your phone.


“Y/N? I’ve been calling you for the past five minutes. What the hell?” Damon sounds frustrated on the other end and you turn to face Stefan, a confused look on your face.

“This is the second time you called me. Sorry. What’s up?”

“There was some sort of wolf attack. Kol’s been bitten.”

“What?” You stand up, running a hand through your hair as Stefan listens in. “Klaus is there, right? He’ll give him the cure.”

“Klaus isn’t anywhere to be found. We’ve all called him repeatedly. We’ve called his little frenemies. No one knows where he is, not Elijah and certainly not Valerie.”

“He’s not here with us,” you bite your bottom lip, a dreadful feeling washing over you.

“He might answer if you call him, Y/N. You’re his weak spot.”

“Look, I’ll find Klaus. Tell me, how the hell did wolves manage to break into the house?”

“It wasn’t inside the house. He and Bonnie went on a quick walk through the forest and–”

“EXCUSE ME? Damon Salvatore you let them go out into the forest?!”

“Look, I’m sorry! I was talking to the catering company because while you were out and Caroline was dozing, they were my responsibility! Speaking of Caroline, she is livid and wants to kill all the wolves. Please come here and help me.”

“Alright, we’re on our way. Bye.”

“See you soon.” Damon hangs up and you turn to face Stefan.

“We have to head back,” you whisper, suddenly feeling like an idiot for kissing him.

“Seems like it,” Stefan clears his throat and stands up, a small sigh leaving his lips. “Look about the kiss–”

“I’m sorry. I got caught up in the moment. I know you’re with Ivy. I just needed one last kiss,” you chuckle softly, trying desperately to keep it together.

“I’m with Ivy and I feel terrible but I need one final kiss. I need some closure,” he  sticks his hands in his pockets and you give him a soft smile.

“One for the road?” You take a step closer to Stefan and he looks up at you, a hesitant chuckle leaving your lips.

“You sure just one would be enough for you?” He places his hands on your hips, a small smirk on his face.

“No,” you answer honestly, weaving your fingers into his hair and kissing him.

You know you’ll never have enough, but one will have to do for now. His hands wrap around your waist and pull you flush against him as you fight to hold back a whimper. You bite his bottom lip and he opens his mouth, growling as you take his lip into your mouth and suck. You let it go after a moment and Stefan squeezes your hips, his lips pressing against your again as his tongue tries to weave its way into your mouth. His hand moves lower and he grips your ass in your conveniently small shorts. You can’t help but to let out a moan and he takes that time to wrestle his tongue into your mouth. It rubs against your skin, the roof of your mouth, your bottom lip. It’s all too familiar.

After another moment of raw kissing, you pull away. Breathing heavily, you place your forehead against Stefan’s. He’s got his eyes closed and brows furrowed and you feel terrible for even suggesting the kiss. You open your mouth to say something but Stefan shuts you up with one final kiss.

“No regrets,” he nuzzles his nose against yours and you hear clapping behind you. You gasp and pull away from Stefan, feeling more than just guilty with an audience around.

“Wow, love. For a second, you really had me fooled,” Klaus smirks and your eyes grow wide. Stefan pushes you behind him and jealousy flashes through Klaus’s eyes. “Wow you really think I’d hurt her, mate?”

“You’re not the most stable person in the world, Klaus. Can’t rule anything out,” Stefan speaks calmly, but it’s already done. Klaus is angrier than you’d ever seen him before.

“I would never hurt her. I love her!” Klaus growls and his eyes flash gold.

“Klaus,” you step out from behind Stefan, surprised by his confession but not willing to show it.

“Y/N–” Stefan calls out and you hold a hand up, letting him know you had everything under control.

“Klaus. I understand that we’re not on the best of terms right now, but Kol needs us. He needs you. There’s been a wolf attack and Kol got bit–”

“What?” His hands have formed fists at his sides as he tries to control his breathing.

“We can go help Kol and then I’m all yours, I promi–”

“You think I’d want you after what I just witnessed?” His eyes bore into yours and you look down because as much as you don’t want his words to affect you, they do. “I don’t want damaged goods, sweetheart. No one wants damaged goods. Maybe that’s the reason you’ll never find someone: because you’re damaged and trashed, not because we only get one love every lifetime.”

“You’re right,” you whisper, looking up at Klaus with eyes brimmed with unshed tears. “And if that’s coming from someone who’s claimed to be my friend for four years, then hey–it’s gotta be right.”

His face softens for a moment before turning cold again. You close your eyes and let the few tears fall, wiping them before turning to face Stefan.

“You and Klaus go to the house. Give Kol some blood, make sure everyone else is okay. Tell Caroline and Damon to go about the day as it’s planned. I’ll make my way over later. I just need some time alone,” you give Stefan a tight-lipped smile and turned back to Klaus. “Go save your brother. There’s no need for more people to be hurt by you today.”

You walk away, Stefan and Klaus making no effort to stop you. One of them because he knows better and the other because his ego is mighty. You hear a whoosh of air and you know they’ve gone to the house. Once again, your phone rings and you see it’s Damon.

“Look, Damon I’m sorry that I couldn’t come with the other two, but–”

“What?! Y/N where are you?”

“Damon I’m by the cemetery. Why? What’s going on?”

“Are you with Klaus or Stefan?”

“No, I just sent them over to the house to give Kol some blood. Why–?”

“Kol is hallucinating. He managed to subdue everyone at the house and is hell-bent on finding you. Listen to me.”

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You feel a light wind behind you and your phone is knocked out of your hand. You don’t have to turn around to know who it is.

“Y/N. We meet again,” Kol flips you around, eyes pitch black as his hands encircle your upper arms.

“Y/N? Are you there?” You hear Damon calling out for you, a small smirk on Kol’s face as he grabs the phone and answers, licking a small stripe along the side of your neck.

“She’s here, Damon,” Kol chuckles as Damon curses on the other end. “And I bet she tastes absolutely delicious.”

Kol throws the phone on the ground and rushes you against a tree, your back against the base and your heart in your throat as you notice the dark look in his eyes.

“I’m going to drain every ounce of your blood. You think that’ll teach my brother a lesson?” You barely have time to scream as Kol sinks his teeth into your neck and draining you like he promised, the pain alone causing you to black out.


TO TELL HER OR NOT TO TELL HER – Wrestling with whether or not to tell Elena (Nina Dobrev) about the cure, Damon (Ian Somerhalder) brings up their future together and what life would be like if they weren’t vampires. Meanwhile, it’s all hands on deck when attempts to stop a humanity-free Caroline (Candice Accola) doesn’t go as planned. Elsewhere, when Bonnie (Kat Graham) discovers that Damon has betrayed her trust, she takes matters into her own hands, setting off a chain of events that leaves Damon dealing with the fallout. Lastly, after being forced to face his traumatic past, Enzo (Michael Malarkey) sets out for answers and is surprised when he learns the truth about the day he was turned into a vampire. Paul Wesley, Zach Roerig and Matt Davis also star. Geoff Shotz directed the episode written by Melinda Hsu Taylor (#619). Original airdate 4/23/2015.

Reading this shit made me want to gag and punch something so hard. First of all, I swear to god if they do some Delena “visions of a future they could have had” and steal YET ANOTHER thing from Stefan and Elena, I will lock JP in a closet. Also if they retcon Damon suddenly wanting to be human I swear to god and also, “Paul Wesley also stars”…… ……. ……. Oh, well, nice to know that the main character is now a side note. 

Seriously this picture kills me. Stefan decides to do something ~morally ambiguous~ to help Elena from the hallucinations, so like the total bad ass he is, he stands beside a motorcycle in a leather jacket. Except it comes across way more like a middle aged man in a midlife crisis than the actual “tormented hero” he was probably going for.