parents kissing (stefan salvatore drabble)
you and stefan are the parent figures of your friend group and he ends up suggesting something that’s a little crazy at first.
(gifs aren’t mine!!)
“Damon Salvatore–NO!” You glare at Damon as he and Kai prepare to throw daggers at one another in some sort of game.
“Kai, cut it out,” Stefan walks in the living room and grabs the knife out of Kai’s hand on his way towards the bar.
“Hey!” Kai whines, stomping after Stefan as Damon points and laughs at him.
“Damon, please act your age– you’re almost 200 years old,” Stefan raises his brows at his brother who shrugs almost proudly.
“Damon. Hand over your knife, NOW,” you glare at him and he raises his brows, almost amused by your attempt to scare him.
So you walk over to him with a confident smirk on your face. Seeing the confidence, Damon kind of shrinks down. You stop right next to him and pulls his head lower so that you can whisper to him. You see Stefan and Kai’s eyes on you and so you put a little extra effort into both your performance and the threat that you’re whispering in Damon’s ear.
By the time you’re done, Damon shudders and gives you a disgusted look while handing over the knife. You kiss his cheek and give your audience a little curtsy before walking over to the bar.
“That was so hot,” Kai whispers, clearing his throat as Stefan gives him a look.
“I think you should go to your little friend Damon. If you’re lucky, he’ll tell you what I told him,” you raise your brows innocently and Kai runs over to Damon, almost tripping on his own two feet.
“You definitely threatened to rip his dick off,” Stefan looks over to you and you laugh.
“In very graphic detail. God I almost felt bad. Almost,” you smile as Stefan hands you a drink.
“They’re like children. I mean I get why,” Stefan shrugs. “Neither of him had the best childhoods, so it makes sense that they’re trying to make up for lost time but still.”
“Oh god and they’re both vampires. It’s gonna be like this forever,” you groan and Stefan laughs lightly, taking another sip of his bourbon.
“We’re gonna need a lot more bourbon to get through this life. We’re running out as it is.”
“I call supply runs if you watch the kids?” You raise your brows towards Stefan who looks too hesitant for your liking. “Come on! I’m human! What if these idiots kill me?”
“You know they won’t ever do that.”
“And how can you be so sure?” You take a sip of your drink as Stefan thinks of what to say.
“I know that they wouldn’t dare lay a hand on you because I would murder them,” Stefan shrugs as your mouth falls open.
“Oh come on you can’t do that!” He raises his brows and you hold your hands up. “Look, I’m not saying I want to be dead, but accidents happen where vampires are involved.”
“You can’t just be written off as an accident, Y/N,” Stefan shakes his head and Damon smirks at the two of you, winking in your direction.
“Why does Damon look like that?” You furrow your brows as Stefan rolls his eyes.
You look back at Damon and this time he and Kai are both giving you a wierd look… Is Kai blowing kisses at you?
“Are they really that turned on by me ripping off their balls one at a time?” You finish your drink and Stefan laughs, shaking his head at you.
“No, they’re waiting to see your reaction after I ask you out. Also they’re listening in on our conversa–”
“I’m sorry did you just say they’re waiting for you to ask me out?” You raise a brow at him. “Why would you do that?”
“Well we’re like the mom and dad of the group, so it’s fitting.”
“Please tell me you have a better reason than that because I want to say yes, but you’re making it hard,” you rest an elbow on the table and Stefan sighs, dropping his head.
“The truth is that I’ve wanted to ask you out for a while, but things managed to get in the way. For one, my mom came back to life. And then Caroline happened. And then–”
“Alright, I’m familiar with the trainwreck that’s been our lives these past few years. Go on.”
“Well the thing that pushed me over the edge is that date you went on with Kol. I haven’t been that angry in a very long time, Y/N,” he sighs, crossing his arms over his chest. “I saw him wrapping an arm around you and making you laugh and it made me angry.”
“So you’re asking me out because you’re angry?” You furrow your brows, determined to fuck with him as much as you could.
“No, Y/N, listen. AGH,” he groans, turning his head the other way. “I knew this was a bad idea.”
“So you’re gonna give up because this is getting hard?” You turn him around to face you again. “I don’t know how this is going to work.”
“See? I knew–”
You cup his face and press your lips against his in a gentle kiss, a small smile on your face as his hands slowly move around your face.
“Yes, I’ll go out with you,” you whisper, a smile growing on Stefan’s face as he leans in for another kiss to which you gladly oblige.
“Seeing your parents kiss is so disturbing,” you hear Kai’s voice as Damon gags.
You and Stefan burst out laughing at the two idiots who were practically your children. This was gonna be fun.