I’ve seen heaven with my own two eyes

Why don’t we ever see Steve struggling to come to terms with his new body? (I know why but just listen ok I need this)

As someone who also had a list of problems with my body I know that physical pain and discomfort easily trigger dissociation, so I think it’s likely that Steve would already be familiar with dissociation when his body changes.

And yeah, his new body is great – no aches and pains, no labored breaths – but it is RADICALLY different than the body he’s had his entire life. I mean he’s like 4 times as massive literally. How can ANYONE go through that without feeling a massive disconnect from their body, let alone someone who already has a history of dissociation.

To top it all off, instead of having time to recover and come to terms with his new form, he goes right into the action of getting turned into an icon rather than a person, then goes to war.

All I’m saying is that Steve Rogers must still be experiencing a deep disconnect from his body, he likely still acts like a small, sickly kid, constantly forgetting that he’ll never be again what was once so familiar.

anon reminded me that in Avengers Assemble movie nights are REAL so now I’m thinking what that must be like.

- It’s already known that Tony makes them watch movies of himself (probably why he films himself in action, fighting robots in 3x08).

- I headcanon both MCU and AA!Steve as cinephile (because come on, MCU!Stebe went to movies alone so much his one friend knew he’d be there at exact time of the day and AA takes a lot from MCU so why not film-loving Stebe?). I think he’d make them watch his old time favorites BUT he’d also hear about more recent movies (post 1945 for him) and surprise the team with those choices.

- Hawkeye would be the running commentary on all the movies. He would choose action movies and jump up every time there’s an epic action scene.

- Natasha would choose stuff with subtitles. Best bet for everyone to behave, because they’ll have to read. And by they, she means Hawkeye. Also, the movies would be from the ex-Soviet Union, slow -paced so that only the strongest stay awake until the end.

- Sam would have the most eclectic taste out of everyone, he’d be the one to propose Twilight and My Dinner with Andre. His choice is the one everyone dreads the most because you never know what kind of movie he’s going to choose next.

- Hulk likes only horrors. Nuff said. Bruce on the other hand is into Bollywood musicals (because they’re so cheerful). 

- Thor… Would pass on choosing at first, but then he’d watch stuff like LotR and Gone With the Wind and make it his mission to find movies that fall somewhere in between those two. He’d even go to DVD rental stores to look for ‘sweeping romance with some magic and horses, my good man!’

Anyway… Thoughts?

anonymous asked:

bruhhh my feed has been FLOODED with people saying shit like how yer a prick and u think yer better than everyone but let me tell u right now all these people are 14 yea olds with Steben Unibers art that feel personally attacked even though yer just tryna communicate the fact that being a good artist isn't all Stebe Ubie Fanart and yaoi ocs

this is an oversimplification of the topic But yeah i agree with you and it’s understandable. The culture this website has built around opposing opinions is like… “if anybody has a different opinion than you they are SHIT garbage DEVILS” qnd its like .. no they just have a different opinion dhsgdjd especially if it isn’t hurting/targeting races or specific ppl like the ones i speak avout constantly (art style, art direction, art STUFF in general) idk why ppl get SOO mad at the shit i say it’s mostly opinion and advice it’s not like i’m sitting here saying “THIS IS TRUE, If you dont do this FUCK YOU it’s fact dumbass” im just offering MY point of view (and i make it a point to be like, ‘this doesnt work for EVERYONE OK if you still want to do this ITS OK’) idk whatever if ppl can’t accept other opinions that’s on them.

but Steve trying to cook for himself tho

Steve looks around to check if the coast is clear. He starts to prepare himself a nice dinner when he turns around…

*Sam comes flying through the windows with Bucky holding on to one wing*

*Clint falls from the vents and Natasha is already sitting down *

*Tony and Bruce leaving the lab because they heard Mama Stebe is cooking*

*Thor comes back from Asgard*

*Tony invites Peter*

*The twins just came zooming in Wanda being carried by Pietro*

Steve: *sighs and serves out the food cause he knew this was going to happen*

…And then Ant-Man eating all the crumbs once everyone is finished.

this-is-jamesrbarnes-deactivate  asked:



  • Borky sometimes drives Sam mad. Sam loves him anyway.

  • Borky is a rescue and helped cheer up Sam immensly after Riley. He likes to traipse around and chew up Sam’s newspaper in the morning. He also likes planting himself in Sam’s lap and looking up at him, nudging him to cuddle because Sam looks sad.

  • Stebe was sick when Natasha got him. She nursed him back to health, and her mind right along with it. She can’t count the times he startled her into a laugh when he did another dumb but endearing thing.

  • His name is Stebe because Natasha’s handwriting leaves something to be desired sometimes. She calls him Idiot most often anyway.

  • Borky was quiet when Sam got him. But loyal and always up for snuggles. Sam would be tempted to call it touch-starved.

  • When they met Nat and Idiot (Sam only realized way later his name was actually Stebe, originally intended to be Steve.) for the first time, the two dogs sniffed at each other and quickly played and roughhoused together like long lost friends.

  • Borky shied away from the leash at first and Sam had to do some coaxing. Traffic in New York is just too dangerous. Still, the leash is off most of the time.

  • Clint looks after Stebe when Natasha is Away. He’s a bit of a disaster, Stebe has to admit to himself as he licks at another bandage.

  • Sam laughed himself sick when Borky got into the freshly ground pepper and proceeded to sneeze for the next five minutes.

  • Borky has a red ball since forever. It’s chewed to hell and back and lets out these high whistles when he bites into it. He loves it.

  • He also has a blanket that Must Be Brought To The Park. Sam ties it around his neck like a cape. Nobody else is allowed to touch it but Borky, Sam, and now Stebe. Borky likes to whine about it when Stebe drops down on him when he’s trying to sleep on the blanket but he secretly likes it.

  • One time Nat tried to legally marry them. The dogs were ecstatic at the cake and jumped right into it. The guests were less amused.

(in reference to this post)


Little Toddlers [ Bucky Barnes x OC ]

Prompt : Bucky and his girlfriend were turned to toddlers and the avengers have to care for them

Pairing : Bucky Barnes x OC (Katja)

Genre : Romance/General |   Warning : None

Author’s Note : I hope you guys enjoy it. Inputs/comments are more than welcomed. You can also request a oneshot. Send me your OC’s name, prompt, character and genre of your choice :)

Request here

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Originally posted by joshismybebi

“Stebee?” Steve’s eyes snapped open when he heard the voice. He turned his head to the side and met a pair of familiar blue eyes. Steve let out a weird strangled noise when he noticed the size of the eyes.

“Bucky?” he whispered. It was dark but he could still make out the little figure standing next to his bed.

“Stebee.” Bucky, now a little toddler, whimpered as he tried to climb his bed.

“Why are you little?” He frowned. He picked him up as he got up from the bed. There was a little shuffling noise right outside his room. “JARVIS, the light, please?” Steve called out. JARVIS happily turned on the lights in his quarter and Steve gave Bucky a reassuring smile.

“See? It’s not dark anymore.” He frowned when he picked up another shuffling noise. He stepped out of his bedroom to find another little female toddler sitting on the couch.

“Katja?” He softly called. The toddler was struggling with a packet of snack she took from his one of his shelves. She looked up with her huge eyes and gave him the most adorable smile.

“Bucky! Bucky!” She jumped from the couch and ran towards them.

Bucky started to wriggle out of his grasp to reach her. So Steve put him down let his best friend took his fiancé’s (that sounds wrong) hand.

“Oh god. JARVIS. Please get the team in here.”

“Yes, Captain.”

* * *

“She’s really adorable.” Clint commented. Katja was playing with Thor’s hair while Bucky sulked next to her. “Bucky is kinda scary, though.”

“I think he’s cute. Right, Bucky?” Pepper gently patted the toddler’s head.

“So what happened? Did Loki do something again?” Natasha yawned.

“It’s a mistake!” Loki mumbled.

“What are you trying to do anyway?”

“I was going to fix my broken TV.”

“With magic.”

“Yes.” He snapped at the Black Widow.

“Well, now we have two toddlers.”

“I’m going to find out how to reverse this.” He solemnly said before he left the quarter.

Katja wrapped her arm around Bucky’s metal arm and slowly dozed off. Bucky, on the other hand, looked like he was ready to kill anyone who comes near them. Clint gave the little guy an amused stare and stepped away when he heard him hissed.

“Chill, little guy. I just want to take her back to the bedroom.” He told him.

“I can take her.” Natasha got up from the couch.

“Okay.” Bucky easily agreed and let Natasha picked up Katja, ignoring Clint’s baffled expression.

“You little shit.”

“Don’t curse in front of the kids, Barton!” Steve scolded.

* * *

There are some things the avengers realized after taking care of Bucky and Katja for two weeks. Bucky loves Katja when he was a adult and when he was 5 and Katja loves him just the same. They were unsurprisingly very protective over each other. Natasha and Steve were the only people they trust. Tony was their least favorite person. He accidentally made fun of Bucky and had to listen to Katja’s rant. Clint’s rank went up soon after that and he was sure he’s in their top 3 favorites when he bought them candies and chocolate the next day.

“You cannot feed them candies, Clint.” Natasha sighed.

“Nat-nat! Look!” Katja tugged on the end of her shirt and showed her a weird piece of candy. “Spider!” She beamed.

“Yes, Katja. It’s a spider.” Natasha’s face softened as she crouched down to her level and opened up the package for her.

“Where’s Bucky, honey?” Natasha asked.

“Bucky got a ouwie. Stebe is going to fix him.” Katja answered as she put another candy on Natasha’s palm. “This is for Bucky.”

“They’re so sweet even when they’re a bunch of kids it sickens me.” Tony muttered.

“You’re just jealous they hate you.” Clint snorted.

“I don’t hate Iwon man.” Katja frowned.

“Yeah, you said so yesterday.” Clint replied. Well, he really was bad with kids. Her eyes widened at his reply and her lips started to tremble.

“I don’t hate Iwon man.” She quivered and looked at Natasha with teary eyes.

“I know you don’t, honey.” But it was too late. Katja started to cry again and had to be comforted by Natasha who gave the archer a murderous glare.

“She hates you.” Tony snickered.

“Why is Katja crying?” Bucky appeared with Steve from the bathroom. He was frowning as he stared at the adults in the room. His eyes zoned in to Clint who looked the guiltiest. “Did you make her cry, Clint?” he asked.

“He’s a meanie!” Katja cried. That was enough for Bucky to leapt over the couch and tackled the archer.

“BUCKY!” Steve tried to pry his friend off of Clint.

“Clint’s a big meanie, Stebe.”

Clint got a black eye that day. Bucky has never looked so smug in his life. Katja gave him a sloppy kiss on his cheek.

* * *

“They’re so adorable.” Pepper cooed at the sleeping toddlers on the couch. Bucky had his arm wrapped around Katja as they slept.

“They are when they’re asleep.” Tony added.

“Bucky really loves Katja.” Jane smiled. “Even when they’re turned into toddlers.”

“It’s really scary, you know. There’s nothing adorable about that.” Clint grumbled.

“Bucky gave Clint a good punch in the eye after he made Katja cry.” Jane explained to Pepper.

“Loki should be back in a week.” Thor entered the room and gave them an apologetic smile.

“That’s okay. We can handle a week of these two.” Steve grinned. He had a folder of little Bucky’s footage in his laptop for future blackmails.

Two days later, Tony and Clint got a black eye after they teased Bucky and Katja. Katja kicked Tony in the shin the next day when he said Bucky is a hobo (she didn’t know what hobo is but she didn’t like how Tony said it). Bucky gave Katja a kiss on the lips when he saw that. Natasha and Steve got some ugly drawings from the little toddlers on the sixth day (it was ripped apart when Bucky got back to his normal size and saw it).

MORE DOGGIE AU per request

  • Sam likes to sing along to the radio when he cooks. So does Borky.
  • Nat had to apologize multiple times to Mrs Hatfield when Stebe destroyed her very rare rose bushes. In his defense, the granddaughter of Mr Altman’s sneezes got more worrying every time she had to walk past. Stebe Had To Do Something.
  • One day, while Nat and Stebe are visiting, two men are already there. Their smiles are easy and the dark haired one pets Borky. Borky is a puddle in his lap so Stebe instantly likes him, too.
    “Borky, huh? Missed me that much, Wilson?”
    “Shut your trap.”
    The other one, the blond one, stands up and hugs Natasha. And…and he has…the biggest Frisbee Ever.
  • Something is Up. Sam shifts from foot to foot when he explains to Borky that they’ll visit Sam’s parents for the holidays. So no Stebe for the weekend. Borky barks happily at Stebe’s name. But soon whines pitifully when he realizes what’s going on.
    The Reunion is Unabashed Joy.
    “Last time I saw something like this,” Sam says, “I watched Lion King as a kid. You know, Simba and Nala?”
    “Wasn’t it implied they had sex that night?”
    “…why are you like this, Nat.”
  • The vet appointments are Hard. So Nat and Sam try to go together. Stebe calms Borky down, and Stebe also needs Borky there when he’s checked.
  • Stebe has a bird friend. He’s not sure what its name is because of the language barrier but it likes to sing songs and land on Stebe’s head. The bird’s human friend is Mr Altman with the nice granddaughter.
  • Borky Loves this game! He playfully growls and pulls harder at Sam’s shoe.
  • The first time Sam had to wash Blanket, Borky yowled the whole time he sat watch until Blanket came out of the dryer. Sam dropped Blanket on Borky and it was The Best Ever. If a bit dark for a second.
  • Stebe is a very modern and progressive dog. Still, Bath Time should be never.
  • Borky loves bath time. The nice shampoo, the nice scratches, and The Bubbles.
  • When Natasha got some toys for Stebe, she laughed herself silly when she threw the frisbee and Stebe ran after it and did an impressive jump to catch it. When he brought it back to her, she shook her head and scratched behind his ears. “Just like the original.”
  • When the two men visit, Stebe and Borky like to snuggle up on the Big Frisbee. They like them. The blond one gives good belly scratches while the dark one always sneaks them a treat.

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