So I was at my cousins’ today and we played badminton outside and we made the rule that every time we actually hit the fucking shuttlecock (which was like 30% of the time), we had to give the move a random animal name. Here were some:

  • The Stupid Swan
  • The Uncaring Falcon
  • The Urinating Tiger
  • The Narwhal’s Love Affair
  • The Three-Toed Sloth