so everyone has these cute stories of the first time they met their internet friends in person, right? cause when i met mine i thought i too would have a good one to tell. but when i hugged her goodbye after spending a weekend at a convention with her i started crying and quickly turned around so she couldn’t see, and as i started walking away fucking ALL STAR starts playing perfectly in time with my steps. so here i am, steaming tears rolling down my ugly face as i swing down the steps to the beat of somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me like some kind of fucked up music video and ive never been the same since
Okay but now i'm really gonna need the story of you summoning, meeting and befriending Satan when you reach the optimal follower count. Pretty please with Jenny on top!?!?