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The Perils of Fake-Dating a Superheroine (Nathanael/Queen Bee!Chloe)

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Nothing had brought more peril or bother to Nathanael’s life than the day Hawkmoth got it in his head that he was dating Queen Bee.

It had started with a chance rescue, the black and yellow heroine scooping him up as he fell from the claws of an Akuma that dangled him over the Seine. And at the time, it had been thrilling; to be scooped up by Paris’ latest heroine and whisked away over the rooftops away from danger. There wasn’t a teenager in Paris that hadn’t idly fantasized about being rescued by one of the four superheroes that saved their city on a regular basis.

Then the kidnappings started.


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Robecca’s rocket boots! I felt they deserved their own post, so you can see the details better.

These took a long time to paint, but it was worth it. As much as I loved the bright penny color, it was a bit too much and the amazing sculpting was hard to see. I hope I did them justice with the colors I chose. A lot of thought went into picking them, I wanted them to really compliment Robecca and her outfit.

You can buy these shoes, and Robecca, here!

anonymous asked:

What's the weirdest nickname for the dick you've ever heard

lmao i can’t think of anything specific off the top of my head but i’ll think some up for fun

  • tingly dingly doo
  • friendly worm
  • mister dripster
  • warm todd the fire rodd
  • spunky spelunker
  • mayonnaise gun
  • witch’s broom
  • discount space rocket
  • tenderly steamed meat
  • unreliable usb dongle
  • oyster shucker
  • gunsword
  • hardboiled private eye 
  • ugly kaleidoscope
  • knobby jeff
  • quivering love lever
  • shrimp scampi with linguine
  • member of mensa
  • flagstaff, arizona
  • dark-adapted blind cave fish