steal the vote

Probably the funniest thing about The Discourse to me is that some of the “worst” things aces have “”done”” is steal things that literally can’t be stolen. We stole the moon apparently. We stole memes. We stole resources (even if the resources were specifically for aces, nope, stolen.) We stole characters, we stole words that we created, we stole our own experiences, like, golly gee what are we going to steal next? I await The Great Ace Caper of 2017. 

So for the lot of you who are still blissfully unaware of French presidential elections:

Here are our main candidats:

- Marine Lepen: candidate of the nationalist/white pride party. Believed to be at the head of the election for the first round. Looks like Donald Trump if he was a ‘competent’ politician. Literally the antichrist, because her father is definitively Satan and we should have drown her in the village pond when we had the chance. We didn’t, now she will bring the apocalypse upon us. (is accused to have stolen 300 000€ from the European parlement)

- François Fillon: Margaret Tatcher with worse hair and eyebrows. Candidate of the catholic pride and the anti-gay. Is Harassed by a duck which accuses him of having stolen 900 000€ to the French parlement and of having too many sugar daddies. Uses to be the leader of the election, it was before the duck business. (he is now official charged for fictitious employments).

- Emmanuel Macron: Populist for bobos (bourgeois who think themselves of the left but not to the point of actually doing something for others). As just given is program two weeks ago. Doesn’t seem confident on foreign policy. Thinks that forbidding smartphone in middle school will put an end to social reproduction. Thinks that labour code doesn’t apply to young people. Thinks anti-gay have been humiliated when gay marriage was established. Is supported by NM Rothschild & Sons. Is believed the be second in the first round of the election.

- Benoit Hamon: Lying hobbit. No seriously he really looks like a hobbit (ask @onestenrepublique) and is already withdrawing some of his promises. Socialist party candidat but his party isn’t really supporting him. Will probably not win.

Jean-Luc Mélenchon: Angry socialist that passes for an angry communist. Is against the European Union. Will appear to the masses through holograms to teach them about Marx and the working class’ struggle. Populist too. Is stealing votes from Hamon.

If you want to have even worse nightmare just let me add that the closest constitution to the French one is the Russian one…

literally no one asked for my very specific kd p101 headcanon but that’s what i’ve been thinking about so too bad

ji would quickly have a high rank bc he lrd had a fanbase and he’s so gorgeous. he’d prob be in b level bc his vocals + rap are lacking. would only require a few seconds of screentime per ep but get the center for group performances and steal all the audience votes. the other trainees vote him a top visual and my favorite trainee/would i’d like to debut with. def make top 11, possibly 5 or 6.

ks would have a decent ranking and maybe c or even d level at first but would rise to a or b and get higher in rank when the public hears his voice more. not only could he get a positive edit showing his improvement, but could also easily get a character edit (4d ks, the glaring boy i.e. stone na///young). the other trainees who love him would vote him a top 3 visual and my favorite trainee. he’d make top 11, possibly 7 or 8 unless im underestimating the power of the gay vote lol.

What people are failing to realize - and they’re failing both in Europe and in America - is that the problem is deeper than me, an EU immigrant, being forced to apply for VISAs in two years’ time. The issue is that they gave the possibility to a part of the population that is largely old and uneducated to act not after a long consideration the longterm economic and social effects of their vote, not after an analysis of the EU machine, but because they followed an ignorant, racist, xenophobic campaign led by far-right parties that could be summed up in “They’re stealing our money!” and “They’re stealing our jobs!”. They voted out because they wanted us out. Us Spanish, Italians, Romanians, and so on. Seventy years after the horrors that Europe saw and took part in because of racism and xenophobia, here we are again, and people have the audacity to say that “democracy won.”

anonymous asked:

Why do people keep saying a third party vote is a waste or a vote for trump or stolen from hillary. That's not even statistically factual. I really like your blog but don't start giving into this 2 party only propaganda. A 3rd party vote is not wasted. I hated trump and hillary. I did not steal a vote for her or give a vote to trump. That's not how life or politics works. Hillary is not the lesser of two evils. Nothing new will come from trump. He's only a representation of what already is.

You know what? Its a factor that contributed to her loss and his victory. When he wins PA by 65k and 3rd party votes were about 200k and Johson was over hear pulling 2-3% then it’s hard to ignore that. It really is hard.

And no one wants a 2 party only system. But people said over and over again how elections will work did they not?

Want to Know if the Election was Hacked? Look at the Ballots
You may have read at NYMag that I’ve been in discussions with the Clinton campaign about whether it might wish to seek recounts in critical…
By J. Alex Halderman

America’s voting machines have serious cybersecurity problems. That isn’t news. It’s been documented beyond any doubt over the last decade in numerous peer-reviewed papers and state-sponsored studies by me and by other computer security experts. We’ve been pointing out for years that voting machines are computers, and they have reprogrammable software, so if attackers can modify that software by infecting the machines with malware, they can cause the machines to give any answer whatsoever. I’ve demonstrated this in the laboratory with real voting machines — in just a few seconds, anyone can install vote-stealing malware on those machines that silently alters the electronic records of every vote.

Dear Third Party Voters

I get it. I do. I voted third party in the last presidential election. Even when it’s clear that third party votes steal thunder from the most viable (sane) candidate, it’s a struggle to vote for someone you disagree with when a candidate that aligns better with your views is on the ballot. When ideals clash with pragmatism it’s incredibly painful to have to decide which way to cast your vote.

So on the one hand, I absolutely get it. But on the other hand, screw you.

Do you see how fucking close these margins are? 2% of a state’s vote might not seem like much until you look at how close Trump and Hillary are running in some of these contentious states. 2% is a whole hell of a lot when we’re dealing with a fucking sociopathic rapist con man running half a percent or less above his main opponent in battlegeound states.

TL;DR–I respect your idealism, and I hope you’re fucking happy. Now I’m gonna go sit in a corner with my bottle of wine and stress cry.


Did you hear that little flutter followed by a soft fluff.  That was the last fig leaf cover what was once called the “Worlds Greatest Democracy”.  And the way they did it hurts the worst.  The alleged Super Delegates that came over to Hillary want to “Remain Anonymous”,  There is NO EVIDENCE that anyone decided to support Hillary, but now many “Fence Sitters” will jump aboard with a winner.  This is the “Winner Syndrome”, or “Everybody loves a winner” and :Defeat is an Orphan”.  It could easily come out 20 years down the  road that this is a “PR Stunt” by Clinton Staffer.  If this was the Media of the  60s at least a few “Reporters” would be demanding names.  No one can prove that Supers did or did not throw in their support.  This calls for even Hillary supporters everywhere vote tomorrow for Bernie, just to prove that you want Democracy and even your own Candidate should not think they can freely steal your vote and slap you as worthless.

one thing i think a lot of the shitty liberals who say “the far left steals votes away from the democratic party!” don’t consider is that a lot of the people who defect from the democrats to the far left were so disgusted with the democrats that there was zero chance of them sticking with the dems anyways, and the democrats should honestly just be thankful that they defected to the far left instead of to the republicans.

Never trade your vote!!! Never buy the ballot.

Adamson University joins in this campaign initiated by Radio Veritas, together with the Archdiocese of Manila Public Affairs Ministry, Archdiocese of Manila, Association of Major Religious Superiors of the Philippines, Diocese of Balanga, Apostolic Vicariate of Puerto Princesa, and Archdiocese of Iloilo among other church organizations.

A year before 2016 elections, “Huwag kang Magnakaw” movement will expand its campaign to enliven and revive the culture of honesty in the country.

The movement calls every Filipino to stop from trading their vote for it signifies selling the dignity not only of oneself but of the whole country as well, along with the future of the Filipino nation.

The campaign also challenges the Commission on Elections,incumbent officials and those seeking for elective position to never take part on the election by means of procuring votes and stop stealing the vote of every Filipino.

Reject the act of stealing.

Support, add your voice and join “Huwag kang Magnakaw” campaign against all forms of stealing.