If you love Six of Crows and haven’t yet read the Gentlemen Bastards series please do so now, because can we just imagine the perfectly ordered, utter chaos that would be Kaz Brekker and Locke Lamora working together on a Plan? Literally no one would be safe
Let’s take a closer look shall we?
The Lies of Locke Lamora: “I’ve got kids that enjoy stealing. I’ve got kids that don’t think about stealing one way or the other, and I’ve got kids that just tolerate stealing because they know they’ve got nothing else to do. But nobody–and I mean nobody–has ever been hungry for it like this boy. If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal the needle and thread and die laughing. He…steals too much.”
“Gods, I love this place,“ Locke said, drumming his fingers against his thighs. "Sometimes I think this whole city was put here simply because the gods must adore crime. Pickpockets rob the common folk, merchants rob anyone they can dupe, Capa Barsavi robs the robbers and the common folk, the lesser nobles rob nearly everyone, and Duke Nicovante occasionally runs off with his army and robs the shit out of Tal Verarr or Jerem, not to mention what he does to his own nobles and his common folk.”
“I don’t need to be reminded that we’re up to our heads in dark water. I just want you boys to remember that we’re the gods-damned sharks.”
"My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it.”
“What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains’ inspection. “It’s all wrong. You couldn’t kill anyone with this.“
Like seriously if you want another loveable, murderous asshole to adore, Locke Lamora is your boy
Other things Locke has done: - Planned to spend an entire morning being strangled
- Told one of the most powerful wizards in existence that he is an asshole and insulted his bird
- Got beaten to a pulp because he’s terrible at fighting but laughed the whole time until his bestie showed up to save the day
- Stole a necklace from the neck of the governor’s mistress while she was sleeping in the governor’s bed (with the governor)
- Has literally tried to die for his friends
- Is also emotionally constipated over a girl who could stab you and you would thank her
Gifset in the honour of the fifth wedding anniversary of William and Catherine (2/5): the Royal Wedding.
On 16 November 2010, Prince William and Catherine Middleton announced their engagement, after eight years of dating. They married on 29 April 2011 in a lavish ceremony in Westminster Abbey.
Catherine’s bridal gown was designed by Sarah Burton, head of the Alexander McQueen fashion label. Prince William wore his uniform.
Around 1,900 guests attended the ceremony, amongst of course the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Charles and Camilla and members of Catherine’s family. Her sister Pippa was maid of honour. Prince Harry was best man for Prince William. After the ceremony, the couple drove by carriage towards Buckingham Palace, where they shortly after arrived on the Palace Balcony. They kissed twice. Afterwards the Prince drove his new wife back home in an Aston Martin, borrowed from his father. The party continued late into the night.
Since their wedding Prince William and Catherine are known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.