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Celebrating Halloween With Cat Grant Would Include...

Requested by @creating-my-rainbow-life: Celebrating halloween with cat grant?

(A/N): I know this is almost a full month late but I hope you like it!

  • The two of you have been dating for a while and Cat knows you love Halloween
  • But what she doesn’t know is that you love going all out on costumes and decorating the house
  • On Halloween, you come into her office in full costume
    • She’ll act as if you’re the most ridiculous person she’s ever seen but she’ll secretly be thinking you’re very cute
    • Being extremely surprised by how you decorated the house
  • When little kids come for candy, she’ll say “This is ridiculous” but she loves seeing you with kids
  • Will always try to steal candy from the bag
  • “The kids can’t possibly eat 500 pieces of candy! I have to help them!”
  • When the kids leave the two of you sit on the couch and eat candy together
  • Cat is really drunk on margaritas so she’ll have a rundown of judging costumes
  • Leaving her head on your shoulder and telling you it’s the best Halloween she’s ever had
  • That still doesn’t help with you trying to convince her to wear a couple’s costume next year
  • Will spend the rest of the night watching horror movies
  • Waking up the next morning covered in candy wrappers
halloween tips to not be an asshole

1) don’t give teenagers shit for trick or treating, they’re just trying to have a good time

2) don’t be pissed at people for not having costumes

2a) they could have sensory issues, making most halloween costumes impossible to wear

2b) they could be too poor to really come up with a decent costume

2c) they could be embarrassed to wear a costume, and so on

3) don’t smash random people’s things for no reason, this includes pumpkins and other decorations, come on, really?

4) dONT STEAL KID’S CANDY. again, come on, really?

5) i dont fucking know just add on with random shit you think of.

houses going through rebellious high school phases

gryffindo

  • fights anyone
  • always wearing merch (tshirts, beanies, wristbands)
  • interrupts the teacher with dick jokes
  • skips class to take a train or bus anywhere
  • redyes hair every second week, bright af colors
  • multiple lip/ eyebrow piercings
  • constantly making kms jokes
  • still listens to my chemical romance and will mug anyone who judges them
  • splashes water over toilet cubicle walls and giggles
  • “did you do your homework?”
    “what homework?”

  • asks sad people if they’re okay
  • makes everyone do shots at parties but takes ten years to drink their own
  • PARTIES.
  • tries to drag their wallflower ravenclaw friend everywhere
  • cruisers and beer
  • aggressive facebook posts
  • panic at the disco.

hufflypuff

  • septum piercing
  • chokers
  • flannels and chunky boots
  • “wtf is math”
  • “why do we even need to know this shit”
  • glares really hard at slow readers
  • skips class to smoke weed behind the school
  • or sleeps with their face attached to the desk
  • colorful artwork hidden in their artbook
  • schoolbooks are full of worksheets they’ll never finish 
  • liked halsey, martinez and matd before they were cool
  • unironically listens to vaporwave
  • memelords and queens
  • emotionally plays piano when no ones around to hear them fuck up bc embarassing but
  • will totally play for their punkass slytherin friend
  • drinks with friends over going to parties anyday
  • clings to a bottle of vodka when they do go to parties
  • doodles all over their exam papers and likes drawing on the whiteboard
  • twenty one pilots.

ravencloogle

  • dark lipstick
  • lowkey fashionistas but will also show up in trackpants and tshirts with half-did hair
  • always correcting the teacher or finding ways to humiliate them
  • cheats on tests bc they spent their prep time writing/ reading gay porn
  • starts shit with everyone to polish their insulting skills
  • legitimately terrified of family gatherings
  • black nail polish
  • has loud gryff friend that they tolerate bc they’re cute
  • listens to music when they breathe
  • their bones are made of musical talent, true fact
  • reckless driver but still obeys all the laws
  • took some form of martial arts as a kid so is able whoop ass when ass whooping is needed
  • super smart in elementary, is now riddled with the anxiety to succeed
  • possibly skipped a grade and has to deal with their friends making fun of them for being younger
  • makes out in stairwells
  • cries in them too
  • do not approach when mad, aggresive rambling with lots of long words
  • nirvana.

snyzzerin

  • pastel/white hair
  • flower crowns (not real flowers tho)
  • skips school to go shopping
  • heLLA CONTOURING SKILLS
  • professional at cheating on tests
  • spits on people
  • “it’s not a phase mom”
  • drinks alcohol straight. like people are scared of them bc where the fuck did all the whiskey go
  • smokes
  • has already been suspended, to juvy and to a mental hospital once or twice
  • lone wolf but
  • has a pure af hufflepuff friend that gives them bandaids if they get into a fight
  • video games
  • standing up for people who can’t defend themselves
  • always in the principals office
  • likes to steal earphones and candy
  • “well fuck you” “because fuck you” and “fuck you”
  • the one behind all the really rude nicknames (that everyone uses) for teachers
  • shit talks a lot but feels bad about it inside
  • movie soundtracks

I want an episode where Gabriel tries to Akumatize Marinette.

As in: “on purpose”. He did it to Nino, he did it to Simon, he did it to Santa, he can do it to anyone.

And so Gabriel meets Marinette, this passionate kid who really loves fashion, pastel pink, and banana-haired young models, as she is visiting Adrien, and he decides to ruin her day, because it should be about as easy as stealing jewelry from teenagers candy from a baby.

Gabriel has mastered ‘unpleasant jerk’, practically has a PHD in it. It’s second nature. When you look up 'ass’ in the dictionary, you find his picture next to a stock photo of a donkey. So he tunes it up to 'extreme ass’, aka ‘his normal’, and destroys Marinette’s hopes and dreams by, I don’t know, telling her she has no future in fashion except maybe as a costume designer for underfunded live action superhero shows.

She is devastated.

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Masterlist

This is a complete Masterlist of all of our headcanon/scenario posts. Updated regularly


Headcanons/Scenarios:


RFA + V + Saeran making chocolates with MC *Favourite*

RFA + V + Saeran reacting to MC cosplaying as them

RFA + Saeran and helping MC babysit *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran at the Zoo

RFA + Unknown on “Boyfriend Duty”

RFA+V and Saeran being college classmates with MC

RFA +V + Saeran reacting to MC who is a Physics/Engineering Major

RFA reacting to MC  falling asleep on them

Saeran reacts to MC falling asleep on him

Zen, Jumin, and Saeyoung Crushing on MC *Favourite*

RFA + V + Saeran with an Energetic MC

RFA + Saeran go make-up shopping with MC

RFA + Saeran + V with Black belt MC

RFA + V + Saeran reacting to MC’s old bullies

RFA + Saeran + V know MC before the RFA

RFA reacting to MC giving them a Massage *Favourite*

Saeran, V, and Vanderwood react to MC giving them a Massage

RFA remembering MC after a Reset

RFA + V + Saeran with MC who loves anime *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran Kissing MC Beginning vs Dating for awhile *Favourite*

RFA + V + Saeran with an MC with back pain and a scar

RFA+Saeran+V with MC who is getting famous for singing

RFA with a Curvy MC who wears a tight black dress

RFA + Saeran + V meeting MC’s parents for the first time *Favourite*

RFA with an MC who gets gradually more affectionate

RFA + Saeran teaching MC how to drive *Favourite*

V reacting to seeing MC for the first time after eye surgery *Favourite*

RFA react to MC having a celebrity crush

RFA + V + Saeran play Spin the Bottle

RFA reacting to MC’s parents wanting her to have an arranged marriage

RFA + Saeran take care of sick MC

MC takes care of a sick RFA + Saeran*Favourite*

MC takes care of Sick V

RFA thinks MC is crushing on them

RFA + Saeran + V React to really short MC

RFA + Saeran go prom shopping with their daughter

RFA + Saeran + V +Vanderwood react to Mute MC

RFA + Saeran +V get jealous

RFA runs into MC’s ex who’s a good guy

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC dying in childbirth  *Favourite*

Saeran, Yoosung, Jumin, and Seven have trouble crushing on MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC who overcame cancer as a kid

MC finds the RFA + Saeran +V’s secret hobby/collection

RFA + Saeran, V, and Vanderwood react to Magician MC

RFA + Saeran + V finding MC’s antidepressants

RFA + Saeran + V play the Pocky Game with the MC

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC with lots of tattoos

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC after her wisdom teeth are pulled *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran waiting for college acceptance letters

Zen, Yoosung, Jumin, Seven, and Saeran when they feel cuddly *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V get nervous on their wedding day

RFA finds MC’s old fanfiction *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC holding their pinky

RFA + Saeran +V react to MC who’s insecure about her crooked teeth

RFA react to MC playing a dating sim *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC who can’t cook well

Jaehee and MC doing yoga together *Favourite*

RFA reacts to a tall MC

RFA + Saeran + V react to an MC is obsessed with a stuffed animal

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC who is afraid of the dark

RFA + Saeran react to Mermaid!MC

MC snaps at the RFA + Saeran + V *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC insecure after seeing her ex

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to Vampire!MC

RFA + Saeran + V taking MC on a picnic

RFA + Saeran + V comforting Dancer!MC who messed up on stage

RFA + Saeran + V as MC’s college professors

MC is a cousin/sibling of the RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood react to an alcoholic MC

Beach day with the RFA + Saeran *Favourite*

RFA + V meet MC on the bus

MC hires an actor to prank the RFA

RFA + Saeran react to a suddenly affectionate MC

RFA reacting to American MC who’s into politics

RFA + Saeran + V meet and crush on MC before the party

RFA + Saeran + V react to an Alternative MC

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC getting into a bad car crash

RFA + Saeran + V find out MC was their childhood friend

RFA + Saeran are caught making out with MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V comfort an MC who’s scared of thunder/lightning

RFA + Saeran with MC after the RFA party *Favourite*

Songs that represent the RFA + Saeran + V

RFA + Saeran + V react to finding out MC is pregnant

RFA react to MC competing in horse jumping competitions

RFA + Saeran + V react to Nurse!MC who has late shifts

How the RFA comfort MC

RFA + Saeran + V and their Nicknames for MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V return from a long trip abroad

RFA + Saeran + V with MC who’d been cheated on

MC Serenades the RFA + Saeran + V

RFA + Saeran + V steal/accidentally eat MC’s candy *Favourite*

RFA reacts to MC who left because of Rika

MC finds the RFA listening to Kpop

RFA reacts to MC who’s an art school student

RFA react to MC who is cyberbullied

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC who sleeps with no clothes

RFA reacts to Yandere MC

MC allergic to Zen’s smoking

High School!RFA + Saeran + V takes MC through a test of courage *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V watch their favourite romantic movies with MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran are rivals with MC

RFA + Saeran + V get into an argument with MC and make it up to her

Yoosung, Saeyoung, and Saeran get locked in a closet with MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V with a ticklish MC

RFA + Saeran cuddle with MC *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran react to MC who is an identical triplet

RFA comfort MC whose cat died

RFA boys + Saeran + V’s first kiss with MC

Zen, Jumin, and Saeyoung react to MC who starts dancing in the rain

RFA + Saeran + V have their first slow dance with MC

RFA react to MC’s plane crashing

MC dreams about the RFA + Saeran + V as attractive monsters

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood Genderbent

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC with a Strange Addiction

RFA react to highschool!MC getting straight A’s

RFA + Saeran + V realize they’re in love with MC

RFA + Saeran + V in a Disney AU

RFA + Saeran + V getting their first pets with MC

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC being bad at what they’re best at

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC being half-cat

RFA + Saeran comforting their crying MC

RFA reacts to yodeling MC

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC with heart disease

RFA + Saeran react to shy MC

RFA + Saeran + V with MC who sees Thread of Fate (Soulmate AU)

RFA + Saeran + V+ Vanderwood with Smoking MC

RFA + Saeran + V spending time with their kid

RFA + Saeran + V reacts to MC who does ASMR videos

RFA + Saeran comforting MC who doesn’t like herself

RFA + Saeran + V and their favorite places to kiss and be kissed

Saeyoung and MC trapped in elevator together  

RFA react to MC wearing their hoodie

RFA + Saeran + V and hugging and being hugged by MC  

RFA + Saeran + V try out birth simulator *Favourite*

RFA Boys react to bold MC giving them affection *Favourite*

RFA react to drunk MC at nightclub  

RFA walking in on MC wearing a face mask

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC treating them for a whole day

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC in onesie *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran + V try to get MC’s attention *Favourite*

RFA react to MC who’s into Mythology

RFA and MC’s honeymoon

RFA + Saeran + V turn into MC’s pet  

RFA + Saeran + V find MC sleeping on the floor

Blanket fort with Jumin

First kiss with Seven  

RFA + Saeran + V wake up next to MC Beginning of relationship vs awhile

RFA + Saeran + V + Vandewood react to chubby MC

RFA + Saeran + V + Vanderwood react to MC with a prosthetic limb

RFA + Saeran + V and their favorite things to do with you

RFA + Saeran + V being accidentally hit in the crotch by MC

RFA + Saeran + V being teased by MC after a fight

RFA + Saeran + V accidentally hits MC’s boobs

RFA + Saeran kissing MC and falling onto the floor

Yoosung, Jumin, and Seven catch bug for MC

General Saeran Headcanons

RFA + Saeran + V help MC down a tree

RFA + Saeran accidentally read MC’s diary

RFA with Hannah Montana style MC

Rainy Days with RFA + Saeran + V  

RFA + Minor Trio and MC showing PDA to each other

MC helps RFA + Saeran + V fall asleep

RFA Boys react to MC’s lipstick mark after a smooch

RFA + Saeran + V react to MC who bites her lip a lot

MC dances with RFA + Saeran + V who has a bad day

Domestic fights with RFA + Saeran  

Headcanons for Jumin

RFA + Saeran + V discuss kids in the future  

RFA + Saeran + V take a bath with MC

RFA + Saeran react to MC losing her glasses

RFA + Saeran + V reacting to MC who makes puns *Favorite*

RFA + Saeran doing dominant actions *Favorite*

RFA + Saeran + V finding MC’s spicy drawings of them

RFA + Saeran confessing on a snowy night

RFA + Minor Trio getting their wisdom teeth removed *Favorite*

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC sneaking videos of them

RFA + Saeran + V scared of strange things

RFA + Saeran react to something falling into MC’s shirt  *Favorite*

RFA react to their kid clinging on to their leg *Favorite*

RFA + Saeran in Halloween costumes

Celebrating Zen’s Birthday

RFA + Saeran getting caught making out by kid *Favorite*

RFA + Ray + V having a spicy competition with MC

RFA accidentaly hitting MC while winning a prize

RFA Texts:

FA + Saeran: MC has a bug problem

RFA + V: Domestic Accidents

RFA + Saeran: Watching Shows/Dramas

RFA + V: Pick-up Lines *Favourite*

RFA + Saeran: Accidentally Texting the Wrong Person

RFA + V: April Fools’ Edition

RFA + Saeran: They Want to Cuddle *Favourite*

RFA + V tease MC about crushing on another member

RFA + Saeran + V as texts we’ve sent each other *Favourite*

Drunk!RFA + Saeran texts MC

Ficlets:

Seven x MC: MC Left the RFA (Part 1)

Seven x MC: MC Left the RFA (Part 2)

Jumin x MC: Cruel Fate (Part 1)

Jumin x MC: Cruel Fate (Part 2)

Seven talks to MC’s Mom

Seven x MC: The Eye-Contact Incident

Seven x MC: Fix Things

Jumin x MC x V: This was for them (Love Triangle)


EnChoi Your Friday:

The Chois go Camping (Saeyoung x MC)

Making Breakfast for Dinner (Saeran x MC)

Tom and the Twins

Car Wash Day (Saeyoung x MC)

Saeran finds a puppy (Saeran x MC)

Roadtrip (Saeyoung x MC)

Bro Night *Favourite*

Cleaning Mode Activated

Babysitting Shenanigans *Favourite*

Enchoi your Birthday *Favourite*

A Day to the Aquarium (Saeran x MC)

Pool Day with the RFA (Saeyoung x MC)

Movie Night (Saeran x MC)

Ikea with the Choi Boys (Saeyoung x MC)

Enchoi Your Wisdom Tooth (Saeran x MC)

Can You Escape?

Choi-men in the farm (Saeyoung x MC)

Bro Night 2.0 *Favourite*

10

[cowgirl Cynthia and Butterfly Fairy Lucina showing off their cute lil costumes]

[Maribelle decided the theme here, obviously,]

[this is here so you can see lil Morgan in that cute bat costume]

MOST OF THESE HAVE CAPTIONS!!!!

UHH YEAH SO HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE, TAKE AWAKENING AU KIDS HAVIN A NICE EVENING

I had costumes and nonsense planned for everyone and I’ll probably draw more eventually but here is what I did work on!!

Day 31 of #tsinktober for @thatsthat24! It’s the day after Halloween and Litten is passed out in a jackolantern and Phantump is stealing their candy!
I’m so sad the month is over but so grateful for this opportunity. It has easily been the most inspired to make art I’ve ever been. I’ve experimented with different mediums and styles and it’s been great. It also promoted a lot of self care this month where I had to set aside time to relax and draw this busy month. Thomas’ encouraging words have meant the world to me, and were the only reason I drew some days so I’m gonna keep arting so I’ll be even better next year. Love you and the Vids Thomas!

Melanie Martinez “Cry Baby” Sentence Meme

Cry Baby

“You take things so hard”
“ Your heart’s too big for your body” 
“ You don’t fucking care.” 
“ It’s not you, it’s them.” 
“ You’re one of a kind and no one understands.”
“ Your heart’s too big for your body.”
“I look at you and I see myself.”
“I don’t fucking care.”

Dollhouse

“We’ll be a perfect family.”
“ Everyone thinks that we’re perfect.”
“ Won’t you be a good sister/brother?”
“ I see things that nobody else sees.”
“ No one ever listens.”
“ Places, places, get in your places.”
“ Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.”
“Smile for the picture.”

Sippy Cup

“Blood still stains when the sheets are washed.”
“Kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”
“ He/She doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he/she?” 
“ He’s/She’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle.”
“If they give you a new pill then you will buy it.”
“ If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it.”
“ All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure.”
“ Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off.”

Carousel 

“ Will I catch up to love?”
“I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel.”
“ Oh, come, take my hand.”
“It’s all fun and games ‘til somebody falls in love.”
“Chasing after you is like a fairytale.”
“We’re always this close,”
“Right when I’m near, it’s like you dissapear.”
“ Where’d you go?”
“ Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?”

Alphabet Boy

“ You’ll never catch me cry.”
“ Fuck your degree.”
“ I’m not a little kid now.”
“ Are you smarter than me now?”
 “But you’re not my daddy and I’m not your dolly.”
 “”You think you’re smarter than me”

Soap

“Think I just remembered something.”
“ I’m tired of being careful.”
“ Let me under your skin.”
“ I said too much.”
“ Why do I always spill?”
“ Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap.”
“ God, I wish I never spoke.”
“ Think I got myself in trouble.”
“ I’m sick of all the games I have to play.”

Training Wheels

“ I carry band-aids on me now for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground.”
“ Promise I won’t push you straight to the dirt.”
“ Love everything you do.”
“ you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do.”
“ It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife/husband.”
“ I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say.”
“ Is this coming off in a cheesy way?”

Pity Party

“Tell me what to do to make it all feel better.”
 “ Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me.”
“ Just means there’s way more cake for me.”
“ It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.”
“ I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this hell that holds me.”
“ I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place.”
“It feels like I’m dying.”
“ I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames.”

Tag, You’re It

“I’ll cut you up and make you dinner.”
“ You’ve reached the end, you are the winner”
“ He chased me and he wouldn’t stop.”
“ Can anybody hear me? I’m hidden under ground.”
“Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.”
“ I can taste your skin in my teeth.”
“I love it when I hear you breathing.”
“ I hope to God you’re never leaving”
“Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?”
“ Your mother said to pick the very best girl/boy and I am.”

Milk and Cookies

“I’m done with this.”
“ I’m fucking crazy, need my prescription filled.”
“ Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you.”
“ Ashes, ashes, time to go down.”
“ Do you want me now?”
 “Can’t take it anymore.”
“ Sing you a lullaby where you die at the end.”
“ Never want to see you again.”
“Shit behind the curtain that I’m sick of sugarcoatin’.”

Pacify Her

“Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours.”
“ She’s getting on my nerves.”
“ Stop lying with those words.”

Mrs. Potato Head

“Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic.”  
“ No one will love you if you’re unattractive.”
“ Is it true that pain is beauty?”
“ Do you swear you’ll stay forever?”
“ It’s such a waste.”

Mad Hatter

“ This dream, dream is a killer.”
 “ I really hate being safe.”
“ The normals, they make me afraid.”
“ The crazies, they make me feel sane.”
“ I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad.”
“ You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone”
“ So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
“ Where is my prescription?”
“You can be Alice,I’ll be the mad hatter.”
“ That’s probably the reason that we get along.”

Play Date

“ Just me and you and you and me alone.”
“ I don’t want to play no games.”
“ I’m tired of always chasing, chasing after you.”
“ I don’t give a fuck about you anyways.”
“ Whoever said I gave a shit ‘bout you?”
“ I wish I didn’t care all the time.”
“ I never know what you need.”
“ You know I give a fuck about you everyday.”

Teddy Bear

“ Gave you love, put my heart inside you.”
“ I wasn’t scared.”
“ Should I be scared?”
“ How did love become so violent?”
“ Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me.”
“ I didn’t outgrow you, I just didn’t know you.”
“ I’m fucking scared.”

Cake

“ I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave.” 
“ We’ve got all the ingredients except you loving me.”
“ I’m not a piece of cake.”
“ So I’m taking back what’s mine.”
 “ You’re just a piece of meat to me.”

Seven Things About Supernatural: 13x01 - “Lost And Found”

Oh hey.  The show’s back.  

Honestly.  This is mid-season or season-ender level crying happening.  And shit, I am so fucking here for it. 

  1. Jack is his father’s son.  Not Lucifer’s, despite his parentage, but Castiel’s.  He doesn’t understand, but he wants to.  He isn’t cruel, he isn’t violent.  He’s something that doesn’t fit.  Both of them want guidance from a missing father.  He even looks a bit like Cas, and the scenes in the police station – light bulbs exploding as he passes, being stabbed in the chest to no effect – are callbacks to Cas’ entrance in 4x01.   

    (He also takes after his uncle Gabriel, what with the Nougat thing.  And the t-shirt is kind of an awesome nod to what Dean “sees” in him – i.e. the son of Satan – via the horns.)

    But yeah.  He just wants his dad.  He was just looking for his dad.  I wonder who that sounds like…
  2. Miriam – aka drunk fries angel – was a highlight.  She’s merciless and damn good at her job, trailing the Winchesters to get intel while just sort of casually fucking with them.  She writes “BITCH” in the dust of Baby’s back window, and she’s brutal in her fight with Dean.  She knows how to make things hurt emotionally and physically, and makes decisions in the moment in ways that reminded me that I might have a very specific competence kink. 

    She reads Dean perfectly.  Anything?  Nope, Cas is dead.  You want your son safe?  Kill that guy and we’ll deal.  I’m gonna die?  Fine, but I’m taking a shot at the Nephil on the way out.

    She’s absolutely not a good person, but she’s a badass in ways that are satisfying as hell to watch.  Also, her actor – Carlena Britch – apparently did all of her own fight work.  (She also fractured her thumb filming with Jensen, so she’s a badass IRL.)
  3. She also conjures up the ghost of Becky Rosen.  Which…okay, I’m coming out of the text for a little bit on this one, because this was a thing that in the text is a little bit of a throwaway in the sense that we know how the angels feel about the Winchesters being a destabilizing, selfish force. 

    But the name Becky, that we’re supposed to hear.  And she uses it, over and over, so that if we miss it the first time, we’ll catch it.  And then she describes a really thoughtless, selfish person who breaks whatever she wants without concern for others in her own pursuit of satisfaction and amusement.

    Guys, I think Dabb might have called the disruptive, abusive edges of fandom out for their bullshit.  The ones who scream at the writers, the ones who kill the fun for other fans, the ones who are dicks at cons, etc.  And that’s…fascinating?  Because I know that Becky is a character a lot of folks have analyzed and tried to rehabilitate a little, even though she (and a lot of the fans portrayed in 5x09) are not a positive portrayal of fans in the same way some later portrayals are (e.g. 10x05).

    And if that’s what he’s doing, that only really exists inside that scene – because we probably aren’t supposed to self-identify this way via Dean after Miriam calls him a Becky – but…

    Anyway, it’s possible I’m projecting and seeing subtext where it’s not there, but I saw it the first time ‘round and in my morning rewatch and…yeah.  I can’t unsee it.   
  4. Dean’s prayer fucks me up something terrible.  

    “We’ve lost everything, and now you’re gonna bring him back.  Okay?  You’re gonna bring back Cas, you’re gonna bring back mom.  You’re gonna bring ‘em all back.  All of ‘em.  Even Crowley.  ‘Cause after everything you’ve done, you owe us, you son of a bitch.  So you get your ass down here and you make this right, right here, right now.”

    This isn’t the first time he’s excused himself to the back of the building to try and contact an absent father, and gone unheard.  He knows how this goes.  You can see it in his face.  He tries to have faith.  He gets nothing.  

    Arguably, Dean’s quarrel with Chuck in 11x21 still stands.  Nothing has changed.  He’s still getting screwed over by a father’s willful absence.

    And then there’s this: 

    “We’ve lost everything, and now you’re gonna bring him back.  Okay?  You’re gonna bring back Cas…”

    He can’t even say that Cas is dead to Sam when they go looking for Jack, but he knows it.  He saw the wing prints.  Miriam taunted him with it.  He’s fucked-up about losing Mary yet again – evidenced by his nightmare after Jack knocks him out – but this is the loss hitting him the hardest.  It’s Cas’ body that’s his to prepare, his to burn.  

    You’re gonna bring back Cas, you’re gonna bring back mom.  You’re gonna bring ‘em all back.  All of ‘em.  Even Crowley.

    (That’s not an echo of ”I love you.  I love all of you.”  Not at all.)

    “Well goodbye, Cas…”

  5. And hey, if Dean’s prayer didn’t fuck you up completely, Sam teaching Jack about funerals – Jack who is an orphan now, watching both of his parents burn – is there to cause the leak in your ceiling that will pour water on your face.  

    “You say thank you.  And you say you’re sorry.  You hope they’re somewhere without sadness, pain.  You hope they’re somewhere better.  You say goodbye.”

    Like, for all folks were complaining toward the end of Hellatus about who Sam is on the show of late – i.e. purely analytical, unfeeling – this ep was fantastic for centering him as this sort of mediating force who’s trying to work big picture despite the loss, trying to take all data into account.  

    And also trying not to die, because he was fucking terrified in that jail cell.

    Which hey, understandable.  And if we’re giving Miriam competence kink points for adusting on the fly, Sam earned his in bulk.  Plus, he totally headbutted an angel.  So hey.  Sam fucking Winchester.
  6. Actually, let’s just take a second to laugh about how scary Jack both is and isn’t.  Because he’s not doing most of the exotic, terrifying things on purpose.  He just does them when he’s scared.  And he knows almost nothing about his abilities, but he’s learning what he can as fast as he can after “growing up fast” as per his mother’s recommendation.  

    His sense of self seems kind of nebulous.  He “was” Kelly, though we don’t really know what he means by that exactly.  When he uses his powers he feels somehow disconnected from them.  

    And he gets hungry and the lights flicker we’re all like, “OH SHIT CLARK,” and then nope, he’s just magically stealing candy from the vendo.  And he feels really badly about frightening and hurting Clark and Sheriff Barker.

    He’s still figuring out shoes, y’all.  Shoes.
  7. So I can’t help but notice that Sam doesn’t share the Castiel-as-Jack’s-father bombshell with Dean.  Which, uh, I debated leaving as a bonus thing, or rolling into #5, but I think it’s significant enough to mention on its own, because this is a) kind of a big fucking deal with regard to understanding Jack, and b) kind of a serious fucking omission on Sam’s part. 

    Which…historically….well, Sam does that a lot.  And he usually has a reason, but it also usually has consequences, so batten down the hatches for that, I suppose.

Bonus Thing: Sheriff Barker is a gift.  I mean, she got the talk basically right out of the gate, and she advocates on behalf of people others call crazy or strange, and I kind of hope we see her again.  

Bonus Thing 2: Hey, are we still using Baby as a gauge for Dean’s wellbeing?  Because, uh…she needs some TLC.  

Bonus Thing 3: There is a moment during the Miriam v. Dean fight that is fucking amazing blink-and-you’ll-miss-it physical comedy.  He picks up a hat tree, she smashes the end off, then smashes it in half, and Dean does this cartoon panic and tosses the pieces up in the air.  

Like, seriously.  I need to learn to gif for moments like that. 

Bonus Thing 4: The universe screamed at Dagon’s death.  Presumably it did at Ramiel’s and Azazel’s, too?  Guess that’s how Asmodeus gets the memo…