anonymous asked:

Imagine: "No, it's ok. I saw this in a movie once."

“Steve, you can’t dodge bullets, don’t even –”

“Sure I can! It’ll be easy. The guy in The Matrix does it no problem, and I’m that bendy.”

“It’s not about how bendy you are, Steve. It’s about – Steve! Steve!


“That’s right, ow. Would you stay down please? Play dead while I finish this up. I’ll pick you up on my way back to the jet.”

“In my defence, that should have worked.”

"In your defence? No. Even if you hadn’t just gotten shot, that was never going to work. Never. Have you ever heard of a little thing called physics?”

“Physics? No, never. It must not have been invented back when I was young.”

So apparently there’s a couple people who when Goofy “died” they wanted him to stay dead….I mean to each their own, but Goofy really?
I get Donald cause he isn’t the nicest duck on the block but Goofy’s very sweet….also he used to be the source of a lot of adult humor (as in humor only adults would get, not the other kind of adult humor). Yeah he can be dumb to the point of annoying sometimes but I don’t know wanting him dead seems a bit much.

anonymous asked:

You're too sensitive, yeah it's reasonable for steve to think about peggy bc he loved her or at least it was going somewhere bc they never got time to really know what was going to happen, but bucky was just a childhood friend, army buddy, there is really no reason to talk about him and or for steve to keep thinking about him for two years?? I mean even joss said he was suppoused to stay dead so there's no point to him, other than the russos need plot and cant write steve for shit

My guy you really read my post where I was like “my childhood best friend died suddenly and I feel like I could have prevented it just like Steve and that’s why I headcanon/write him as such” and then told me I’m too sensitive ok

Also we can all agree cacw has its flaws but u come into my house… and speak a negative word about the best movie ever, Cap2?! While praising????? Joss Wheadont?

It straight up hurts my soul that there are people out there blind to this woman's beauty.

Originally posted by geekyspinne

So she has gray hair.   So fucking what.  Most of us out there are going to have it someday, and hell.  Some won’t even make it out of their 20’s without it. 

Tell me something.  Does the color of your hair define who you are as a person?  Because it absolutely shouldn’t.  I’m sorry, but the very idea that it would is bullshit. 

Melissa McBride, from all accounts, is a wonderfully genuine person.  She’s well loved by her peers, and she has this amazing talent that allows her to speak a thousand and one words without saying a word.  She’s creative and kind and a precious gift to The Walking Dead fandom.  Her portrayal of Carol Peletier has transcended genres and made people that would normally shun shows like TWD take notice. 

And oh, yeah.  She has gray hair. 

But you know what else she has? 

A special sort of chemistry with her costar Norman Reedus.  A sparkly kind of something that is pretty rare on television because in the absence of unambiguous evidence of the true nature of their characters’ love (and it’s love, dammit…fight me), she’s drawn you in.  Admit it.  Even if you balk against the very idea of romantic love between Carol and Daryl, you cannot deny they are special to each other.

And why shouldn’t they love each other like that? 

Oh, I forgot.  It’s the gray hair.  That somehow renders a person a used up has-been around these parts.  That negates any desire to have a loving emotional and yes, sexual connection with the person they are closest to in the entire post-Apocalyptic world. 

Really people? 

Melissa McBride and her character are fucking gorgeous, and you know why?  It comes from within.  Don’t get me wrong.  Both of them rock the gray hair like nobody’s business–I can only hope I do the same one day, and thanks to MMB, I’m not so afraid of it anymore, but even if they didn’t, I’d still look up to them for so many reasons that I won’t go into right now. 

I’m not even going to address the absurdity that she’s somehow not a good match for Norman’s Daryl because she has gray hair and therefore, she must be old.  They’re literally the most age-appropriate couple in theory on the entire show besides maybe Carl and Enid.  They’re contemporaries.  And you know what? They look absolutely gorgeous together, but that’s not even the best part.  Their chemistry is a thing of beauty, and Carol’s and Daryl’s hearts?  Know each other.  They recognize each hard-earned beat. 

So don’t come at me again with this ageism fuckery.  Because it makes me sad that the people in my fandom can be so shallow, for them and for this adorable lady who deserves nothing of this. 

Look at her.

Originally posted by thedeadwalkinq

 Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, and I feel…I just feel sad that this is a thing. 

Originally posted by orchidsandrazors


Stepping off my soapbox now.  I can’t take the credit for the gifs of this lovely human.  That goes to the gif-makers.  I hope you don’t mind my borrowing them. 

but on a serious note most people don’t have the same intentions for you as you do for them and you’ll break your head tryna figure out why you’re not good enough when really it’s them who don’t deserve you in their life.


i’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherrybomb