For the "Give me a character" thing: Dipper Pines.
How I feel about this character: He is my tiniest most paranoid son and I love him.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: I’ve yet to encounter a Dipper ship that doesn’t make me wildly uncomfortable :/
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Pines! Pines! Pines! Also Wendy! I’m so happy with the way their arc turned out; it was so well done and so refreshing and they’re gonna stay great friends!
My unpopular opinion about this character: Stop talking about what his “real name” is. Just stop. His name is Dipper. Respect that. Also he and Mabel have equal narrative weight and any analysis or aus that don’t acknowledge that are garbage.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish there’d been time for him to talk about how the events of Sock Opera affected him and get some more comfort scenes because that episode messed me up a lot and I need confirmation that the poor child got medical attention and hugs.