Wanted to stay up until midnight to be like “Hell yeah, Happy Birthday to me!” but I had a really shitty day at work and I just want to wrap myself up in my birthday blanket and go to bed. Also really really reeeeally wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow, especially after today, but what can ya do? *sigh*
I had this brilliant idea that I would go to a coffee shop and just write and write and write tonight. Turned out, there were several loud patrons present, and one woman watching (and full volume) her netflix shows at the table next to mine. Sooooo, that didn’t happen.
“It’s not pedophilia! It’s hebe/ephebe/whatever-philia!!”
Stop right there
If you need to make yourself sound “less dangerous” or “technically not a pedo”, re-evaluate why you want to defend your attraction to kids. Why do you defend your “right” to fantasize about molesting kids. Children don’t care what your technical terms are! You’re a fucking pedo to us!