Aries: a fiercely protective lover, continuing an argument when you know you’re wrong, passionate loyalty, pushing past your comfort zone, fights that turn into sex, standing outside in the rain and screaming. Freedom. impulsive behavior. Loud and intense. Home.
Taurus: comfort food. Staying in bed on a rainy day. Smart but stubborn. Quiet calculations. Staying up all night talking. Outer space. Lazy days.
Gemini: books and coffee. Friendship tattoos. Smart and resilient. Beautiful. Making friends wherever you go. Two types; either wildly successful and organized like Pinterest in real life or a chaotic mess. Prone to addiction. Living art.
Cancer: musically inclined. Long walks downtown. Deep intellectual talks that leave you feeling calm but exhausted. Ambition. Second chances.
Leo: Staying up too late and drinking too much. Laughing until you can’t breathe. Doing your makeup drunk. Irresponsible decisions that make for good stories. Platonic kissing. Being held when you’re sad. Loyal friendships. Loud and exciting. Not talking for months and picking up where you left off.
Virgo: White furniture. Homemade Halloween costumes and holiday crafts. Careful and calculated. Cleaning for fun. Alphabetized book cases. Never saying ‘I told you so’ even when you’re always right. Motherly. Nurturing.
Libra: memes. Vibrant and super friendly. Always smiling. Eager to please and doesn’t like to disappoint. Goal oriented, and unstoppable once they have an idea. Surprise parties. Pretending you aren’t in love when you are.
Scorpio: staying up all night watching horror movies. Secretive and endearing. Will hold a grudge forever. Cemetery dates. Rough sex. The sound of a thunderstorm outside of your window. Feeling warm in a cold room. Extreme emotional intelligence.
Sagittarius: wanderlust. Forgetting to text back for days at a time. Always somewhere far away; unreachable. Feeing alone in a crowded room. Getting stoned and cuddling in bed all day. Japanese art. Staying out past curfew. Singing like nobody’s around. Inconsistent and deeply conflicted. Anime. Saying we’d still be friends.
Capricorn: Pretending to not like people but being really lonely. Cold. Immaculate attention to detail. Ambitious and unyielding. I haven’t met that many Capricorns.
Aquarius: Talking about alchemy and aliens all night. Doing drugs because I felt sad and you’re a good friend. Listening to me cry about a boy you told me was bad for me. Feels a lot more than they pretend to. Fireball whiskey. Marijuana.
Pisces: Knowing things before you’re told. Crystals. Tarot cards. Your life is a wreck but you always know what to say to help others. Die hard loyalty. Organized mess. Daydreaming all day. Boxed wine. Drunken yoga. A warm hug and a feeling of security. Selfless love.
Aries Venus: love me back but don’t chase me lol it’s my job to chase you duh…I’m going to make it obvious what I want. don’t overcomplicate things, love is simple. let’s make it fast. let’s jump into it. let’s make it exciting!!! it’s like a game and I’m going to win you
Taurus Venus: love me by staying the same. please. be there for me. be someone I can count on. be patient. feed me!!!! I like that. give me things!!!! I like that too. okay, okay, fINE I might want to possess you wHOOPS…just don’t push me or…bye
Gemini Venus: wait wait do I like you or do I like this other person????? or that person??? wait wait I’m just going to not think about it oooooh I’m curious about you now idk we can be together for today if you want but it’s chill!!! talk to me!!!! let’s just have fun!!! let’s not label this that’s so serious and boring!!! you can change, I can change, and I mean it’s cool if we want to also date 3 other people too lol like no biggie, it’s vARIETY haha just don’t pin me down or get too deep otherwise I’ll be out the door in 0.03 seconds
Cancer Venus: love me!!!!!!!! I’m so lonely!!!!! :((((( I just want you to be soft and hold me and tell me you’re committed and that you love me!!!!! I need to hear that because I feel like no one loves me ever :’( I want to stay at home and cuddle with you and you can tell me all of the things you’re feeling <3 and maybe I’ll smother you a little haha but dON’T LEAVE PLEASE
Leo Venus: love me back and I’ll show you how much I love you!!! like, all the time!!!! if I love you, know that it’s a compliment because I only settle for the best. you’re all I’m going to brag uM I MEAN talk about!!! if you make me the center of your world, I’ll make you the center of mine!!! we can have fun, all I need is attention and validation jUST A LIL BIT BE PREPARED and I’m the king/queen here so tell me I’m wonderful and amazing because I don’t hear that enough :/ if I don’t take pride in our relationship, see ya. that means you didn’t dESERVE ME
Virgo Venus: love me by letting me help you!! okay oKAY I’M A LIL INSECURE but I’ll do things for you!!!! I’ll make you feel loved without all of that sentimental lovey stuff - we don’t need that! my one flaw is that I see all of the flaws in our relationship and you - and want to fix them!!! and…nagging…sometimes…but just to make you better!! I just want things to be simple and practical!!! nOTHING BIG NOTHING TOO INTENSE THAT’S SCARY I MIGHT FREAK OUT AND LEAVE
Libra Venus: haha you can love me if you want to ;) but I mean only if you want to…like…I’m not trying to force anything here lol!!!! we can be in love…and have a beautiful pure relationship where we sHARE everything <3 and make everything look like we’re perfect :) I’m into equality :) um like don’t freak out but sometimes I’m just trying to be nice and it turns into flirting bUT IT’S OK…I know it’s weird but I really don’t like people who are too pushy I just want someone who’s going to be polite and nice :)))))) so if you’re not that I mean I’ll still be nice to you but just I might not want to be with you idk we’ll see AHHHH decisions are hard for me in relationships!!!!
Scorpio Venus: I’ll love you if you can handle me. I would say I don’t open up easily in love, but then that would be opening up to you. and I can’t do that. what I can do is be in control. I know how to handle this. oh, I’ll commit, it’s just not everyone knows how to figure me out. and I won’t stop until I find someone who’s willing to go deep with me. and I might stare at you for extended periods of time. you call it obsession, I call it intensity.
Sagittarius Venus: we can be in love if you show me the world!!!!! let’s grow!!!!! and expand our horizons!!!!! and laugh!!!!!! and have FUN!!!!! lot’s of FUN!!!!! oooooooohhhhhhh and if you’re foreign then I’ll REALLY like you!!!!!!!! wooooooooo love is an adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only time I’ll leave is if I feel like you’re dragging down my free spirit!!!!!! I’ll find someone who’s more interesting and cultured than you are on my next expedition!!!
Capricorn Venus: okay. we can be in love but first I have to have a plan. I like plans. and feeling competent in love. I like seeing what I want and going for it. nothing crazy or overly gooey. nope. can’t do that. I just need someone who’s going to help me succeed. I’m cautious, but only because I don’t want you to waste my time that I could be using to be better and work harder. I’m always looking ahead, and I need someone to be there with me. let’s put effort into this and make it long-term. if you’re not willing to, then I will turn stone cold.
Aquarius Venus: I would say we could be in love but let’s not call it love!!! let’s call it whatever!!!! something we can’t label!!!! let’s mix it up because this world is so dull without us!!!! um…what’s attachment??? could you explain that word to me, please??? all I know is that we can be friends, you know??? and I’ll choose the terms, okay?? haha let’s be intellectual that’s pretty cool there’s no attachment there I know that and um sorry but eW FEELINGS lol not in a rELATIONSHIP if you want to bring that stuff up I’m not right for you I guess :/ find someone more boring
Pisces Venus: looooooooooveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! uh, sorry, what were you saying? oh, I’m just projecting all of my ideals onto you. no, it’s a compliment!!!!!! I accept all of your flaws!!!!!! aw let’s be romantic that’s so cuuuute <3 and yeah I’ll forgive you, it’s okay!!!! but sorry um I like you and all but it’s hard for me to commit sometimes because I see all of the possibilities!!! um, who am I??? I guess it doesn’t matter!!!! let’s live in a world of rainbows and unicorns together!!!!! but I mean it’s not really nice if you take advantage of me :((((
waking up next to your best friend after a drunk one night stand can’t be good… right?
★when he first wakes to see your sleeping naked form next to him he’s sit upright in horror ★after finding the condom wrapper on the floor next to his clothes he’d chill out ★he’d wash, dress then go out to the kitchen ★when you wake to an empty bed, you think the small flashes of memory from last night were just part of your dream ★but after a few minutes, coffee begins to spread it’s delightful aroma around your room ★you wrap yourself in your dressing gown and follow the scent to it’s source ★and looky here ★a minseok ★upon hearing your footsteps, he turns to offer you a small smile ★'morning’ ★'hi’ ★'i raided your cupboards to make breakfast’ ★you’d laugh at how cute and chill he was ★moving to sit on the counter next to him ★he’d give you a mug of coffee and offer a plate of pancakes ★'so about last night…’ you looked over his face ★'from what i remember it was good. and it’s nice not waking up to chaos like at the dorm’ ★you finished your coffee and set your mug down for him to refill ★'i’m surprised your still here’ ★'you’re my best friend and you think it’d hit and run?’ he’d pout as he sat opposite you ★'isn’t that how one night stands work? you hit it and run?’ ★oh boy you’ve set him off laughing ★'i’m more of a hit and make sure the lovely victim has my details. just in case’ he’d wink ★you two would spend the morning drinking coffee and talking about everything hes done while off on tour
★upset bub p.1 ★you’d left after waking up ★only leaving a note for him ★so many questions would run through his mind ★would you ever want to talk to him ★should he call you? ★send you flowers? ★diddly darn he was stuck ★he ended up calling you ★'hi, i’m sorry if you’re upset with me’ ★'myeon, i wanted to stay, but i had work’ you’d laugh ★'i thought you’d left because you were upset!’ ★'not at all, i had fun last night’ ★'oh’ ★'yeah’ ★'i can pick you up after work and take you for lunch’ ★'that sounds great’ ★WOW WEE ★he would dress up nice and take you to a fancy ass place ★he’d treat you like a goddamn prince/princess
★baby boy would be so god damn fluffy ★like he’d just explode with warmth and love and giggles when he sees you sleeping next to him ★he’ll move his hand to your hair and play with the strands lovingly until you wake up ★'good morning, baobei’ ★your little sleepy grunt in reply would make him giggle ★he’s pet your hair and hold you close until you’re fully awake to talk ★'should we wash and then go for breakfast?’ ★'can’t we stay here longer?’ ★'we can do whatever you want’ ★cuddles upon cuddles upon cuddles ★and mindless chit chat ★how could cuddles in bed with this precious lamb be bad?
★you’d wake up before him ★you kinda just laid there for a bit debating what to do ★do you wake him ★or just leave?? ★you decided to have a shower first ★and if he wasn’t awake when you were out, you’d write a note to him and leave ★so off you went ★halfway through washing your hair, the curtain was pulled back ★and this pup was just stood watching you ★you tried your best to cover yourself ★he just laughed and shook his head ★'you weren’t doing that last night. in fact, you couldn’t get your clothes off any quicker’ ★'shut up baek’ ★he’d just tease your mercilessly ★you turned the shower head to wet him ★which shut him up ★he kinda just stared ★which made you think he was mad ★but he suddenly just pushed into the shower with you ★'that wasn’t nice’ he’d pout, pushing you back against the wall ★'neither was leaving me bed on my own’ ★'not my fault you wouldn’t wake up’ ★'i worked hard last night i deserve a lay in’ ★it would just be none stop giggles, kisses and cuddles for the day
★upset bub p.2 ★he’d watch you sleep for a few minutes before dressing and going to eat ★he felt bad that your first time together was when you were both out of your mind ★as he was drinking his milk, he’d hear your foot steps ★he went full !!!!!! mode ★when you came into the room, he’d do his best to hide ★and by hide i mean he’s stood behind the curtains ★'i see you dae,’ ★'dae? who’s dae? i know no dae’ ★it would make you laugh ★which then caused him to grin ★'you’re not mad at me?’ ★'what’s done is done’ ★'i’m mad at me for not remembering. maybe we should have a repeat’ he’d wink ★'shut up’ ★'yes captain’
★this poor guy ★he had it all planned out on what to do when the two of you woke up ★he’ll run you a bath, let you raid his wardrobe so you’re comfy then make you breakfast ★he’d straight up just have a stroke when he doesn’t hear you snoring ★are you deaD???////???? ★HOLY SHIT HE’D KILLED YOU?! ★it was supposed to be romantic and now he’d killed you ★shit ★oh no ★nevermind ★bless, his face would all be screwed up as he let his thoughts went mad ★you’re now staring at him with a confused look on your face ★'what are you thinking about?’ you’d ask with a laugh ★'how to bury your body’ ★'oh’ ★'nO SHIT I MEANT WHAT I’M GOING TO COOK YOU FOR BREAKFAST’ ★his little cheeks would be bright red ★his plans were blown ★'breakfast sounds really good, actually’ ★his famous grin would sprout on his face before he leans in and kisses your head ★'eggs and bacon coming your way’ ★he’d jump out of the bed in such a rush to cook ★that he ended up tripping ★and now he’s just curled up naked on your floor ★real good going, chanyeol ★'just come back to bed for a while. i’ll cook when i get up’ ★he’ll dive right back in and nuzzle his face into your neck ★'it was supposed to go better’ ★'i know, chan’
★soft ★v gentle ★11/10 would recommend ★but for real ★the most important thing is that you’re happy and that you’re comfortable ★you two could talk about what happened last night later on ★a shower and breakfast is more important ★so he kinda just shoves you to the bathroom to wash ★while he goes and works his magic in the kitchen ★probably cooks enough to feed the entire city because he’s nervous ★and actually doesn’t even know what your favourite breakfast food is ★when you enter the kitchen you just see all this food ★which you thank him for ★the two of you will eat ★then after your both full, the talk will come ★'how much of it do you remember?’ ★'i remember seeing your stomach after all the teasing you did’ ★'yeah?’ ★'you buff up good’ ★to which he’ll laugh ★you’ll probably just turn the whole situation into a joke ★which always makes the others confused
★let’s be honest here ★this bub ain’t waking up ★so you’ll just grab your stuff and leave ★when he does wake up he’ll probably see your watch you left on the nightstand ★panicccccccccccc ★he’ll rush to your place to talk to you ★'you should’ve woken me up’ ★'i could’ve walked you home’ ★'did you leave because you were embarrassed?’ ★so many questions ★he’d be so worried that it ruined your relationship ★you’d calm him down by patting his shoulder ★if you wanted to talk about it, you two would ★but if you wanted to put it behind you, you two would also do that
★would wake before you ★and just stare ★he’s in awe ★but he’s also really pissed off ★in awe because wow he just had really good sex with the person he holds most dear to his heart ★but WHAT THE FUCK HE BARELY REMEMBERS ANYTHING ★DID YOU ENJOY IT? ★DID YOU MOAN HIS NAME? ★DID HE MOAN YOUR NAME ★WHO WAS IN CHARGE???? ★DID HE CUM BEFORE OR AFTER YOU?! ★his thoughts were cut off by you groaning and stretching out ★you turned your head to see him and offered a sleepy smile before sitting up ★when you reached for your clothes, he’ll pull you back down ★and wrap his long limbs around you ★'stay for a bit’ ★'we can go out for breakfast’ ★it’ll be so nice???? ★probs leads to you two blooming into the hottest couple around ★bc how could he not wake up to you every morning?????
lance: (on a wikipedia page clicking spree) oh cool, ghost stories
hunk: bro don’t do it
lance: … click!
(the next day; hunk and lance look exhausted)
pidge: are you.. guys okay?
hunk: no. we stayed up all night cause lance started reading ghost stories and got scared, so then he started reading them outloud to me and then i got scared, and then we kept thinking the castle was haunted again so we stayed up all night cuddling and keeping watch in shifts
lance: i’d say that i’m ready to ‘drop dead’ but i know. i know that the devils are here. even in space. and they are listening
★his dom mode would dissolves seconds after you’ve both come down from your highs
★he’d feel so happy and warm and fuzzy and like he could explode into rainbows
★he’d help you to the bathroom to clean and prepare yourself for bed
★then he’d bust out the matching pink pyjamas so you can sleep in style
★he’ll offer to make you food
★but you always say no
★because you’d rather cuddle with him rather than have him in the kitchen cooking
★sings you to sleep in that beautiful voice of his
★his plump lips will press kisses all over your face as you began to drift off
★loves to trace shapes on your skin
★when you wake up, he’ll have a huge breakfast made
★'jin, you didn’t have to’
★'you need your energy back!’
★'maybe some toast, then’
★'eAT IT ALL! BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL. SPECIALLY AFTER A NIGHT LIKE WE HAD’
★aftercare varies with yoongi ★if he’s tired, he’ll just pull you close and shower you with kisses and ‘i love yous’ as you both fell asleep ★but if he’s not ooooh boy ★he’s gonna cuddle you close to him ★and whisper nothings in your ear ★maybe he’ll get you turned on again ★and you two can go another round ★maybe not ★he’ll be so gentle with you ★he’ll gently wrap you in blankets ★kiss all over you ★GIVE YOU SO MUCH PRAISE IN HIS GRAVEL VOICE ★'you made me so proud, kitten’ ★'you took all of me so well’ ★'tomorrow, i’m going to treat you like a king/queen all day’ ★he’ll let you rest for a while before taking you into the shower ★will let you pick something from his wardrobe to wear to sleep in ★you’ll do so much talking when you’re like this ★he’ll tell you about song ideas ★you’ll tell him how school/work is going ★it’ll just be lovely
★this precious angel thrives on feedback from you ★sometimes he worries that he didn’t do a good enough job ★if you tell him how good he made you feel ★shit son you’re in for a nice of none stop kissing and nuzzles ★seeing you post-sex is his favourite time to see you ★so he probably takes 342309832 photos to look back on when he’s on tour ★you ask anything from him, he’ll do it ★want a bath? sure ★order pizza? no problem ★want a penguin from the local zoo to join in the cuddles? yeah, give him 20 minutes ★loves staying naked to cuddle ★'more intimate’ ★he has a speical playlist for times like these ★full of smooth jaz ★and some ye old love songs ★which sometimes he’ll sing along to ★when you fall asleep, he’ll tuck you in and give you plenty of kisses
★oH DADDY™ ★he’d laugh as you both settled from your highs ★'i think that’s the best sex we’ve ever had’ ★he’d say it after every single time ★and it was true ★sex with namjoon got better and better ★he’d push hair from your forehead ★and gently pepper your lips in kisses ★when he’d made sure you were alright he’d go run you a bubble bath ★he’d sit behind you in the tub and let you rest against him ★would quote some poems he’s revised ★or softly sing your favourite song ★tbh the aftercare part with nams is better than the sex ★sue me ★when you’re done in the bath he’ll dry you and put you in your pyjamas ★then honey get ready ★because this guy ain’t letting you move from the bed
★he’ll clean you up ★then help you put on your pyjamas ★when you’re both settled in bed, he’ll just go full teasing mode ★'you should’ve seen your face!’ he laughed as he mimicked you ★'oh jimin~~~’
★'look how red your cheeks are!’
★just let him tease you and giggle then he’ll get to the cuddling ★he has to be the big spoon ★don’t fight him on this ★you’ll end up being death gripped by his thighs ★he likes sniffing your hair ★bc your shampoo is one of his favorite smells ★but he won’t admit that ★he’ll probably wake before you ★and make plans to take you out for breakfast
★heart eyes at you p.2 ★like holy shit this guy will just turn into a big ball of mush ★you’re his ★you’re his jagi ★and he loves you so much???? ★you make him feel so warm and fuzzy ★he’s just stare at you and give you praise ★'you’re beautiful when you’ve been fucked good by Daddy’ ★'you’re such a good girl/boy’ ★don’t you even dare try moving after sex ★will play with your hair until you fall asleep ★won’t fall asleep until he knows you are
★sMUG ★'who made you feel that good?’ ★'who made you scream so loud?’ ★'JUNGKOOK SHUT UP’ ★after that he’ll be back to his normal self ★he’ll flop next to you and play with your hands ★after a while he’ll grab his phone and order take out ★will probably feed you if you’re too sore to move ★if you’re both not exhausted, he’ll put on the tv