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status-excessu  asked:

Dear Sails,

Dear Sails,

        I’d like to fuck you in many different positions but you are too far away :( good thing you are coming down next year so we get to have lots of fun ;) But seriously man, I wanna marry you… You’re funny, sexy as fuck, and you have a huge dick. What else could I want?

Ok but now seriously, I ‘literally’ love you man, glad to have met you through tumblr and to have talked to you on skype <3