statue room

Today just…wow. I got yelled at this morning before work cuz I woke up and I had to pee. Yes. That happened. 

Went to work. Got yelled at there for shit that happened on my day off. Got yelled at for doing things correctly and legally. K. Sure.

 Also almost roasted to death there because special snowflake coworker has low iron and refuses to let anyone turn on the a/c despite the fact that it’s 80 degrees outside and about 100 inside because OMG SHE MIGHT FREEZE and they cater to her. Fuck the fact that my own health conditions = can’t get overheated. So I’m close to puking and passing out all damn day. 

Current status: in my room. Under a fan. In the a/c like: 

Where’s River?

This is the look of a mighty hunter stalking her prey.  One well-timed jump and she will scare the bejeezus out of Simon, thus securing her alpha status over the living room.  River may be deaf, but she is sneaky!

Status: Alive!AU

bonus:

  • sam cries when he holds his daughter for the first time
  • aelin teases him about it, of course, but she can’t stop smiling when he holds her
  • after much debate the new princess’ name is raina - “happiness” or “queen”
  • she has sam’s dark hair but the ashryver eyes
  • her ears are a little pointed and her teeth a bit sharp but that’s as far as it gets
  • one night they’re watching her sleep and sam goes:
  • “you remember that night all those years ago? when you told me everything?”
  • aelin just hums a yes and strokes the dark fuzz that’s begun to grow on raina’s head
  • “well i remember distinctly you said children of a queen not child”
  • raina almost wakes up as her bedside table starts smoking. almost

ps do not under any circumstances imagine aelin reserving the honor to crown sam do not imagine their wedding do not imagine sam with a crown do not imagine their people chanting “long live queen aelin! long live king sam!” 

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shararrakesa  asked:

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Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

            Jae-Ha & Yamuraiha = 13 %

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Jae-Ha and Yamuraiha, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

            ❝this is clearly wrong.❞ he’s a bit insulted he would even get a number this low.

character bio

                                         Cyril Casimir

» NAME:  Cyril Casimir

» HEIGHT: 5 fulm 10 ilms

» SPECIES: Half-Elezen (on his mother’s side)

» GENDER: Male

» NATIONALITY: Ishgardian

» NAMEDAY:  1st Sun of the First Astral Moon

» RESIDENCE: Family Manor // Inn Rooms

» MARITAL STATUS: Single

» ALIGNMENT: Neutral Evil

» DRINK: Whiskey

» FOOD: Venison

» SNACKS: Truffles

» PET: None. 

» COLOR: Blue, Silver, White, Gold

» FLOWER: Snowdrop

» SEXUALITY: Bi-curious

» BODY TYPE: Slender, but solidly muscled.

» EYE COLOR: Pale Blue

» HAIR COLOR: White

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