statue loving

Listen, I’m trash. I don’t try to hide it. 

I’ve basically been waiting my entire adult life for a game to let me bang an alien on screen. Not just a human except blue (not hating on asari, just a personal preference) - but someone who actually looks like an alien without fading to black after a nice little headbutt. 

Bioware answered my prayers and it’s even better than I could have hoped because honestly Jaal is the sweetest and kindest and most perfect man I’ve ever met. So yeah I’m over the moon (HAHA GET IT) about a real live fully animated sex scene.

So I giffed it. For science. Under the cut.


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Status: Henrique e Juliano🎧❤💬👏

- Nossas brigas duram menos que 5 minutos, basta um toque seu pra me acalmar, em um segundo eu esqueço de tudo..🎶❤💭🍃
- Vai namorar comigo sim. Vai por mim igual nós dois não tem, se reclamar cê vai casar também..🎶😍❤🙈💭
- Bastou uma noite, um beijo na boca. Um fica comigo pra vida toda..🎶❤💋💭
- Oi, tudo bem? Que bom te ver. A gente ficou, coração gostou não deu pra esquecer..🎶👀❤🙈
- E hoje na boa eu começo a gostar. Do teu olhar, do sorriso lindo jeito de falar.. 🎶🙈❤😍
- Quem sabe um dia você pense diferente, enxergue todo esse amor na sua frente..🎵💭👀✨
- Eu só queria ter o seu abraço pra ver se eu disfarço essa falta de você..🎵❤💭
- E ali de baixo das luzes nos muros escrevo, meu nome, seu nome pro mundo saber..🎵✍🏻🌍❤
- Tô correndo um risco sério de viver pra sempre, com você..🎶❤😍🙈
- Tomar juízo pra que? Se o que eu quero é você… 🎶🙈💭
- Cuida bem dela , Você não vai conhecer alguém melhor que ela… 🎶❤💭😉
- Até quando o orgulho vai falar mais alto que a saudade e o amor?. 🎶💭❤️️
- Antes embriagado do que iludido 🎶💔🍺😌
Dead men tell no tales by Lecrit
By Organization for Transformative Works

Magnus looked up when Alec stopped in front of the rusty gate and quirked an eyebrow upon seeing him.

“Your Highness,” he muttered, deadpan.

“Don’t,” Alec sighed.

“Aren’t you afraid to tarnish your royal blood by coming to visit a pirate?” Magnus continued, his lips twitching with the beginning of a smirk, lacking the humor Alec had witnessed so many times before.

His mesmerizing eyes told a different story, though. They were defeated, tired and it only made Alec feel worse.

“I tried to explain it to them but they wouldn’t listen,” he murmured in a desperate attempt at defending himself.


In which the prince of Idris and an infamous pirate find themselves stuck together on a deserted island and have to face the consequences when they get back on land.

 i was tagged by @ichnisunshine n @nefxrtari !!! 

Relationship status: @doesluffyisgay is my lovely bf !! & the loml @larry-chu is my best friend!!
Favorite color: black, gray, dark blue, dark green n dark red!
Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick bc my lips are always dry idk way 
Last song I listened to: cold wind blows - emine.m (in my defense, it was on the radio)
Last movie I watched: a gh.ibli movie w my pals! dont remember which one tho
Top three TV shows:
1. one piec.e
2. nar.uto
3. hann.ibal
Top three characters:
2. luff.y
3. sasuk.e
Top three ships:
2. zos.anlu

i tag ! @trafuckerlaw @nyarus @softsuke @edqe @grhmc @riversongsjournal @sootbird @lunartadashi @xrnoodle @strawberrypanic @eloquentstars !!