static the singing television

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  • pitch perfect au where ransom and holster have matching pitch pipes that they wear around their necks skdjghfdk like mini harmonicas but not at all and equally as loud and annoying sjdhgkjfd
  • They fuckening match pitch to random sounds and sing them back
    rans: EEEEEEEE 
  • I swear to god if you match pitch to my oven timer again I am not feeding you 
  • matching pitch to the fire alarm shgfjkdg 
  • Both Nursey and Bitty have watched their YouTube videos back and very faintly hear a pitch pipe in the distance
  • matching pitch to burps JKHGJKS 
  • Their shower head screams when you turn the hot water on first thing in the morning, they match pitch to that 
  • They also sing everything remotely melodic back to people Like burps and giggles 
  • Nursey gets the brunt of this bc his voice is just naturally kind of melodic
    except coughs they’re like, NO IM NOT GETTING SICK nah nah brah 
  • melodic voice derek nurse im love this 
  • Nursey: I really need to go to the store I’m out of paper
    Rans: I really need to go to the store I’m out of paaaaapeeerr
    nursey: no seriously and my printer is dead
    rans: it smellllls your feEEEEaaaar
    Holster: this boy needs a chargeeeeeer 
  • omg harmonizing with the radio or like at the gym working out? like people wanna work out near rans bc they can hear him 
  • Chowder is just so done one day and stomps up to the and just gently removes the pipes from their necks. He’s got goalie face and and they’re so stunned they don’t even stop him 
  • Also yeeees it helps none of the poor souls with crushes on Rans 
  • holster: this blows
  • And when Nursey works out with him and they sing together ppl just start arriving??? At the gym? In plainclothes like obviously not working out 
  • Barf girl is there 
  • One boy just passes out 
  • all good in the gym

anonymous asked:

How would the Ut and Us Skeles react if their S/o started singing You Are My Sunshine to them while cuddling?

You two settle in for the night to watch some M(N)TT entertainment, but as the show ends, and the static of the television fills the room, you start singing, “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray. You’ll never know dear, how much I love you, please don’t take, my sunshine away.” 


He loves hearing your voice, so when he heard you start singing he was entranced. But he loves this song, considering he loves the surface (and the sun.) So to compare him to something as amazing as the sun, he starts to cry. A happy cry, and cuddles you closer.


Papyrus doesn’t understand the meaning of the song, at first, because he’s not the best with similes or metaphors. But after some thought, he concludes that he is an amazing boyfriend, being able to make you happy when skies are gray. He hugs you, and then asks to learn the song.


Blue looks at you as you start to speak, but as it turns out you’re singing, he looks away and listens to your voice, not really paying attention to the words at first. But as you sing it a second time, he focuses on the lyrics, and then turns your head around to face his, and kisses your nose. You’ve made him extremely proud to be your boyfriend.


This orange skeleton loves to hear your voice, and loves to hear serenades, especially from you. The fact that he can make you happy on days when you’re not means the world to him, because your happiness makes him feel so lovely. He hugs you closer and kisses your forehead.

Describing the Ultimate Storytime Actors' Voices

Thomas: melted rich chocolate, prank calls at midnight, stifled giggles, your favorite childhood stuffed animal, going on an roadtrip with friends

Nicole: singing in an empty theatre, static from an old tv, seeing a play for the first time, passing a quiz you studied hard for, seeing an old friend again

Terrence: the wind rustling through autumn leaves, crickets chirping on a warm summer night, the feeling of meeting someone new, feeling the warmth from the sun

Jay: waves crashing on a beach, the smash of breaking glass, the feeling of keeping a secret, a flickering flame in the wind, the revving of a car

Leo: smooth honey, sleeping in silk sheets, the sound of flipping through old pages in a book, an owl hooting in the distance, the dial tone from a phone