I own and listen to all the songs here. I did this cause my playlist is weird. Along with the verse I feel justifies this.
INFJ: Hotel California, by The Eagles
Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said “We are all just prisoners here, of our own device” And in the master’s chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can’t kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before “Relax,” said the night man, “We are programmed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!”
INTJ: Be Prepared, The Lion King
I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride
It’s clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we’re talking kings and successions Even you can’t be caught unawares
ENTJ: War is a Science, from Pippin
Listen to me, men as I endevour to explain What separates a charlatan from a Charlemegne.
A ruling of the generals illustrious and various
Though pompous as a Pompey or daring as a Darius
A little rule that every leader knows by heart It’s smarter to be lucky than it’s lucky to be smart
ENFJ: Come and Get Your Love, by Redbone
Hail (hail) What’s the matter with you? Feel right Don’t you feel right baby? Hail, oh yeah Get it from the main vine, all right I said a-find it, find it Go on and love it if you like it, yeah Hail (hail) It’s your business, if you want some, take some Get it together, baby
Come and get your love Come and get your love Come and get your love Come and get your love
ISFP: American Pie, by Don McLean
And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the music died
ISTP: Wanted Dead or Alive, by Bon Jovi
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it’s not for days And the people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day By the bottle that you drink And times when you’re alone all you do is think
I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I’m wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive
ESTP: Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection), by Ninja Sex Party
Do you ever take a moment And look up at the stars? And think about your life And just how stupid you are If it makes you feel better I’m a fucking rock star With an amazing penis But enough about you Let’s focus more on my crotch It’s as tangy as whiskey And hits you harder than scotch You might not get what I’m sayin’ So just sit back and watch Look, (gasp!) it’s still my penis
ESFP: Jailhouse Rock, by Elvis Presley
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, “For Heaven’s sake, no one’s lookin’, now’s our chance to make a break.” Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, “Nix nix, I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.” Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.
INFP: The Phantom of the Opera, from the titular musical
Sing once again with me Our strange duet My power over you grows stronger yet And though you turn from me to glance behind The Phantom of the Opera is there Inside your mind.
INTP: Still Alive, by Jonathon Coulton
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa… THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do. When I look out there it makes me GLaD I’m not you. I’ve experiments to run there is research to be done On the people who are still alive
ENTP: Luigi’s Ballad, by Starbomb (it takes massive Ne for an innuendo every 2.5 seconds)
What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch! What’s inside that Question Block? It’s my dick! It’s-a-me a-Mario I’m more Italian than pastrami I’ll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanuki? I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you’ve never seen My mushroom’s now mega if you know what I mean So suck it!
ENFP: Shut Up and Dance With Me, by WALK THE MOON
She took my arm I don’t know how it happened We took the floor and she said
Oh don’t you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I said you’re holding back She said shut up and dance with me This woman is my destiny She said oh oh oh Shut up and dance with me
ISFJ: I Will Follow You Into the Dark, by Death Cab for Cutie
You and me have seen everything to see From Bangkok to Calgary The soles of your shoes are all worn down The time for sleep is now It’s nothing to cry about Cause we’ll hold each other soon The blackest of rooms
If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied Illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks Then I’ll follow you into the dark
ISTJ: Re: Your Brains, by Jonathon Coulton
Got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up? I know we’ll get to common ground somehow. Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors I guess we’ll table this for now I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell And we’ll put this thing to bed When I bash your head open
ESTJ: You’ll Be Back, Hamilton
You say our love is draining and you can’t go on You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone… And no, don’t change the subject Cuz you’re my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
You’ll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I’ll love you till my dying days When you’re gone, I’ll go mad So don’t throw away this thing we had Cuz when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
ESFJ: I Want You Back, by The Jackson 5
When I had you to myself, I didn’t want you around Those pretty faces always make you stand out in a crowd But someone picked you from the bunch, one glance is all it took Now it’s much too late for me to take a second look