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AYE, ARE YE RAVIN’ MAD, YE RAT BASTARD?!?

Yes, I kno’ that James Kirk is known for his ‘good looks’ an’ ‘perfect hair’ but listen here, laddie. 

The Enterprise is the most beautiful lass in all of the galaxies.  

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LASS IN ALL OF THE GALAXIES. 

Did’ya hear me?

I’d rather spend days on end starin’ at nothin’ but my lady’s ample nacelles, than look into Jim’s stupid blue eyes for one minute.  D’ya understand me? 

Good. 

NEXT QUESTION!


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