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every cake boss episode ever

customer: we wanted a nice cake for my sisters baby shower :)

buddy: SO WE’S MAKIN A CAKE FOR THIS BABY SHOWER AND IM THINKIN WE MAKE A REALISTIC BABY OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREAT AND FONDANT AND WE’RE GONNA SET UP A MECHANIC SO IT GUSHES BLOOD AND SCREECHES WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT. IT’LL BE PERFECT HER SISTER WILL LOVE IT.

buddys sisters: -knocking shit over and bugging everyone- BUUUUDYYYY WE’S ITALIAAAAAAN WE’RE YO FAMILYYYYY

random employee #9: hey be careful bringing it down the stairs.

-dramatic music plays as they zoom into the employees struggling to carry this huge ass cake-

buddy: SO WE’S MAKE IT TO THE PARTY IN ONE PIECE AND BOY WAS HER SISTER EXCITED

-zooms into random party goers looking vaguely amused as the cake gushes and screeches-

sister: it’s great. :)

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New Friends and Foes + Steven Universe: Wanted

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No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn. And so it will be for the young warlock arriving at the gates of Camelot. A boy that will, in time, father the legend. His name: Merlin.

RICK! You gotta go back to work! You ain’t retired yet! 

97 more years!

Are you hype???

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I want to say, it has been a pleasure to have worked alongside all of you for the past twenty-one and a half months.