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Best & Worst of the 1980s - Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Another electronically cold ‘80s hit that MTV played constantly during the summer of 1983. In the video, Annie Lennox dressed like a man with short red hair. She reminded me of the Joker. She also had a tiny blood red circle between her eyebrows (I was 11 and had no idea what a bindi was). 

The song and video will always bring me directly back to a 102 degree August afternoon. Jeff Johnson and I had gotten kicked out of the city pool for dunking girls. We were starting middle school in a month. We scrounged up some change for an Orange Crush and some candy and sat in the park sharing it. 

The homecoming king Brian Jensen had killed himself a couple days before. 

Jeff asked if I wanted to go see Brian’s body. Of course I wanted to see the body. I’d spent the previous two days in a daze trying to figure everything out, turning it all over in my mind while I mowed lawns, swam, ate, watched TV. I’d even had a dream about it. Brian had been the starting QB. His girlfriend, Mary, was the prettiest girl in town. Yet he’d shot himself in the head with a pistol. I’d seen him three days before at the pool. He was talking to Mary, who was a lifeguard there. He seemed relaxed and happy, a tan blond god. 

Jeff and I rode our Huffy III’s over to the funeral home. We were dressed in cutoffs and ripped mesh football t-shirts. We threw our bikes down on the lawn under a pine tree outside the large ornate front door. The funeral director came outside. He was dressed in a 3-piece black suit and eagerly invited us in. 

It was dark and cold inside. There were probably more than 30 people there. Mary, her family, Brian’s family, classmates, townsfolk. The funeral director knelt between us and asked us if we wanted to see Brian. We nodded silently, eyes wide. 

He led us up to the casket. There was Brian, an orangish mannequin in the mint green suit he’d worn for Homecoming coronation. 

I leaned in real close to look at the small dark circle, like a shadow, right between his eyebrows. It was no bigger than an eraser. It looked like the same hole I’d seen in the video on Annie Lennox’s forehead. I don’t remember anything after that. Except turning around and seeing someone holding Mary, who was weeping, wailing, almost screaming.

My mom was mad as hell when I told her about it at supper. “You went dressed like that?!” she yelled.

Dad touched her shoulder. She looked lost for a second. I didn’t understand and she didn’t push it.

Our Incest Love Story

It all started when I came home to visit my family. It’s just me my mom and my little brother and sister Jason & Daylin. That night it was senior night at my old school. My Brother was the starting QB he’s been that since he was a freshman and I just got back into college. Watching the game with Dallen and my mom. He’s amazing by half time he had 435 Passing yards, 4 passing TDs, Rushing 180yds, 2 Rushing TDs. It was such a hype game. At half time we joined Jason on the field. We locked arms and walked to the middle of the field. The crowd went wild the announcer said Jason’s name they even said his stats. You could even here girls yell'ing “Fuck me Jason,” I crave that hard cock. *flashes tits* my sister face got so red. He stepped forward and waved to his school, he hugged each of us and accidentally kissed me on the lips when he was running off to the locker room they were soft his lips I mean. Anyway after the game ended I went home. Later Jason came and I was surprised I thought he would be at a party or something.

Jason: Hey Big Sis. Hell of game right?

Cathy: Hey what the hell are you doing here. Shouldn’t you be at a party getting laid. By all the girls that want to show you their tits. Maybe that girl friend of yours

He blushed. He so cute I thought.

Jason: Haha well I’m more worried about playoffs in the next two weeks

Cathy: Nope!

Jason: What

Cathy: Go shower and get ready we are going to a party tonight. And I know what’s going through your head you don’t want

Jason: Well it’s valid I just don’t want to have a chance of getting in trouble this close to the end of the season and college ch
I cut him off

Cathy: Shut up I’ll keep you out of trouble go get ready and trust your big sister. I’m going to look for a party

Jason: your 24 why are you going to a highs school party?

Cathy: Cause games like this bring young alumni of our dear school like my self itching to celebrate with our legacies. Jess has been texting the party is live. And Dallen is there too

Jason: Fine you win give me 20 minutes.

Cathy: Alright superstar

We went to the party and drank and danced a ton. My brother on the other hand only drank some talked to his friends then the bitch of a girl friend. He was talking to my friend Jess and that bitch walked in and started yelling at him everyone heard her he was so embarrassed. But it was more like she was embarrassing her self. At the end of her little drunken rant she yelled so loudly

Bitch gf: Just because your the star QB and have a huge pornstar cock doesn’t mean you can cheat on with this tramp
Jason: Abi that’s my Big sisters best friend… she was just saying hi

Bitch gf: …Oh I’m sorry

He told her that he couldn’t keep up with her jealousy. He walked towards the door I ran after him.

Cathy: Bro… Jason stop

Jason: I’m just going to go home Cath. I’m fine don’t worry

Cathy: No come on I want to spend time with you. Come one at least spend an hour here with me and your friends. You deserve this don’t let that bitch steal your joy. You were so happy when you came home. You beat a team that was making our school look like shit. Please everyone in this house want you there.

He looked at me for a minute

Jason: Fine you have me for an hour and a half

Cathy: Good now come dance with me and take some shots

We partied hard for an hour and a half together I got 7 shots to in him. Jason can take liquor like a champ. I danced with him grinding on him like I was trying to tell him I wanted him, every time I pushed up against he pushed up on him. He was enjoying it. And so was I.
He left early like he said he would I was going to go with him but he said I should come home with Dallen. My sister was introducing me to some of her friends one of them was a cheerleader named Katie. Me, my sister, my best friend Jess, and Katie were drinking and talking at a table.

Dallen: Sis you know Katie hooked up with our dear brother

Katie: Yeah his cock is huge so fucking thick. He’s like a freaking superhero

Cathy: Dang it’s really that big huh

Jess: How big if you had to guess?

Cathy: Why do you wanna know Jess he’s practically your brother

Jess: But he isn’t and I’m drunk this are the conversations we’re supposed to be having

Cathy: True. Go ahead and answer

Katie: if I had to guess I say about 10 to 11 inches really thick with a nice little curve that hit my g spot perfectly

Dallen: Wow such fine details on my big brothers dick… I need another drink.

Katie: Haha sorry he was just the best I ever had. It’s weird I thought when he said we should stop hooking we weren’t going to be friends but we’re literally the same as before

Cathy: What did you expect I raised him

Dallen: Girls! I brought shots!!!

Jess: No no no I’m done for tonight

Cathy: Oh thank you. Im going get waisted tonight good thing I got my bestie to watch me and my little sister back tonight.

We drank and drank and drank. Jess got me and Dallen home she put Dallen in her room and I got a snack from the fridge. Jess came down and we talked for a bit and got ourselves some wine. She left, I tried to make my way to my room but instead of going up the stairs to my room I headed down stairs to the basement my brothers man cave/ room. It used to me my room, but as a gift to him I let him have it. It’ was dark and I was really drunk I was planing on going to my room and sleeping with a vibrator in me hehe. I stripped all my clothes off. My bags were still in the living room I ran back upstairs well more like hobbled. I went in my back and grabbed my small vibrator. And again going downstairs inside of up stairs again. I turned my vibrator egg and put it inside me. When I’m drunk I have really lucid dreams especially when I’m horny like this. I started to dose off thinking about what my sister’s friend katie said about my brother’s cock. Even his bitch girlfriend talking about his big cock came to my mind. I tried to think of some other guy that was rocking my world, my brother kept coming up instead. I opened my eyes and finally noticed someone else was in bed with me. I turned around and noticed it was Jason. I thought it was still my dream. I kissed him and his lips kissed back. One kiss became two it quickly became a make out and I rolled on top of him and felt his hard member under my wet pussy. I started grinding on it, making out with him at the same time. My hands down went down to his waist and I started to take off his pants he helped me get them off fully. I reached down for his cock I stroked it slowly feeling his size of his king of a cock. I flipped over putting my pussy in his face, without missing a beat Jason started to eat me out rubbing my clit. My egg vibrator was still inside me, he started to move it around and Tag teaming me with his mouth. As I was sucking and stroking his cock. Then he found it my G spot I moaned incredibly loud. He pushed the egg on that spot it didn’t take long for me to cum. He had skills that were out of this world, I never never been with a Man like him. Just based off the moment we were having at the time, he was rough but gentle. I thought to myself, “Best Dream Ever”. I flipped back around and kissed him his soft lips had me in a trance. My pussy was rubbing against his cock as we kissed. I stopped kissing him and quietly “whispered who are you”.A few seconds later he moaned and open his eyes. He was still kissing me back but at the same time he moved to turn on his lamp. I started to realize that it wasn’t a dream, I was grinding on my brothers cock. His dick got harder under me. I didn’t stop grinding him till for a couple of seconds.

Cathy: Oh my gosh I thought I was fucking dreaming

Jason: Dreaming that you were about to fuck your brother

Cathy: No No ummm… ammmm

His cock twitched under me. I unwillingly moaned and licked my lips

I got off him and ran upstairs to my room so freaking embarrassed. I couldn’t stop thinking about how big he felt how softly his lips felt on mine, and how his tongue entered my mouth when we were kissing how he made me cum over and over. I started touching myself. Our kiss felt like fireworks. That night I fucked myself for hours till it was sunrise. I heard Jason walking downstairs, he leaves early every morning for a work out with his friends. I got up and put on a sweatshirt and headed downstairs.

Cathy: Morning

Jason: Morning. Why you up so early?

Cathy: Couldn’t sleep. Can we talk about what happened last night.

Jason: Yeah. But can we talk about later, I can’t be late for this workout

Cathy: Okay. This stays between us right…

Jason: Of course

He came up to me a kissed my forehead. And gave me a lingering hug. He smelt so good. I just wanted to touch his cock again.

Jason: Go back to sleep you probably have a hangover

Cathy: I will. Love you

Jason: Love you too

After I stood there kinda frozen thinking about last night and why I was feeling like I wanted more. My mom came downstairs, I was so lost in thought I didn’t notice her at all. She finally got my attention.

Mom: Cathy sweetie are you okay?

Cathy: Yeah just tired

Mom: Everything okay with you and Jason, he just left right?

Cathy: Yeah were good, im just tired

I went upstairs to my room and closed my room behind me. I decided that I was just going to go to sleep and not think about it till I talk to Jason. Sleeping didn’t really help not thinking about it, I had a dream about Jason and me. I woke up to an orgasm. I checked the time and it was 3:00. I showered and everything I started watching Netflix and writing a paper. I heard a knock on the door it was Jason.

Jason: Wanna go and get something to eat?

Cathy: Depends where

Jason: That dive burger place in the city we went to where they thought we were dating

Cathy: Just us?

Jason: Yeah

Cathy: Okay let me get ready

I threw on a sweatshirt I stole from his closet. I got in his car, he started driving. It was awkward at first. I decided to break the silence.

Cathy: I’m so sorry Jason, I was drunk and thought I was in a dream I only remember the be beginning of the party and you’re ex flipping shit on you. And us dancing. I’m so sorry.

Jason: Cath it’s okay. It’s not all your fault… I can’t even lie to you I enjoyed it. Maybe that’s wrong and taboo of me to say but it better then the best sex of my life.

Cathy: Jason… I… I don’t know what to say

Jason: Ik it’s wrong and you probably think I’m sick for saying that but with what happened why fucking lie. That’s why I took you to this Chima instead of Olive Garden around the corner from the house.

He went on saying that we can’t go that far again cause if we do we’ll end up having sex… but that’s what I wanted. He also said if this was another world he wouldn’t care and just take me like he really wanted to. I paused for a second looking into his eyes he was telling the truth.

Cathy: Little brother follow me.

I got up and he followed behind me. I walked towards the bathroom. A janitor walked out of the girls bathroom and said I was lucky cause it was spotless. I ignored him I reached back and grabbed my brothers had and held on tight. We walked into the woman’s bathroom and locked the door.

Jason: Cathy what’s going on?

I didn’t respond I started taking off my cloths.

Jason: Cath what’s up stop stripping.

Cathy: Little brother take off your clothes right now or our relationship will never be the same. Your the most important person in my life and I can’t loose you just because we can’t fuck. So take you cloths off and get that titan dick in my mouth right now

Jason: Cathy. This is wrong… I don’t know about this…

My back was to him. I started to cry a little and I turned to him I grabbed his hands and held them tight.

Cathy: Please Jason, we can’t come back from when where we’ve been. I know it’s wrong but I want this and I can tell you do too. What do you think it’s going to be like if we don’t. There’s no going back… might as well keep going.

Jason walked up to me and kissed me

Jason: Okay we’ll do it not here though. If we’re going to do this it has to be romantic

Cathy: okay what do you have in mind

Jason: Don’t worry about it. If this is what you truly want then we’ll do it. Mom and sis went on mom’s business trip to the key west. If you want we could watch a movie when we get home.

Cathy: Could we make out? When we get home… and a little bit right now.

Jason: Sure big sis. Whatever you want

Cathy: Okay just remember I’m still your big sister and I’m still gonna be in charge

Jason: Of course.

I stepped up to him again looking into his eyes. I wanted to get him excited about tomorrow so I grabbed his hand and on my pussy pushing 3 of his fingers inside me. I moaned and Kissed me and kept fingering me.

Cathy: Please make me cum. Just real quick please Jason. I’m so wet

Jason: Cathy

Cathy: Listen to your big sister

Jason: Okay but in the car

Cathy: Good boy.

We made out for 20min his hard cock poking my stomach his hands were all over my body I was so wet in the light you could see it was starting to seep through my jeans. I started to cum my body vibrated and I moaned into his mouth with a big smile on my face

Cathy: Okay okay little brother let’s get home

Jason: I thought you wanted me to make you come when we get to the car

Cathy: Hahaha I just did.

Jason: I know

Cathy: I’m going to cum more at home aren’t I

Jason: Okay lets go.

We went home to my room and watched a random movie. I kept pushing him further and further. We had the whole house to ourselves. I ripped his pants off a started kissing his cock I got so into it I kissed his pubic hair. I was having the time of my life. I could tell he was too.

Jason: I want…

Cathy: What is it?

Jason: I want… big sister I want to be inside you

Cathy: Really?!

Jason: but first I want you to wait here okay?

Cathy: Okay I’ll get dolled up for you

Jason: Wear that sexy red dress

Cathy: Okay

He got up and moved toward the door

Cathy: Tonight little brother, my love.. will you cum inside of me. Ik it’s really taboo

Jason: Okay.

Cathy: Really?!

Jason: Yes whatever you want?

Cathy: You really love me

Jason: Of course I do

Cathy: Okay go get started with whatever your doing

Jason: Okay don’t come down till I call you.

Jason went downstairs and started cooking. Thirty minutes later he came to my room in jeans and a nice polo.

Jason: Cathy you ready

I walked towards him I kissed him grabbing his hand he set out a candle lit dinner. And he put on the fire place and put out pillows and a blanket. It lovely I wasn’t wearing any panties I started getting wet and excited my lovely was going to cum in my drenched pussy it the most horny I’ve been in my life.

We sat down at the table and ate a great meal. After we finished eating I got up and started ru take off my clothes. He started to but I stopped him

Cathy: No I want to rip off your clothes. Lay down little brother

Jason: I like it when you call me that

Cathy: I like when you call me Big Sister do that a lot tonight

I sarted with his shirt and shoes. He stood up and kissed me and I helped him take off his pants. I started sucking kid cock and I couldn’t wait till I got it in me. Neither could he he lifted me up in his strong arms and pinned me to the wall kissing me. He slowly lowered me onto his cock he was so big it felt like he barely fit.

Cathy: Oh god

I started moaning as he started to fuck my little pussy.

Jason: Your so tight. This is the best pussy I’ve had so far

Cathy: Like we were made for each other.

Jason: Maybe we were.

He started going faster and faster it felt like pure bliss. I buried my head in his neck and kissed it endlessly. He laid me down on the floor without coming out of me. He fucked me slow at first picking up pace as he went along. He was so big getting in him all the way was hard but I loved it. I couldn’t tear myself away I stared in his eyes and kept going. A few minutes later and 3 orgasm i got on top.

Cath: Oh fuck me little brother…. fuck me, fuck me OH GOSH IM CUMMING.

Jason kissed me deeply as I came.
His stamina was amazing. He never slowed down when he speeded up. About an hour later he was close I came 9 times so far it wouldn’t be my last that night.

Jason: I’m getting close

Cath: Don’t pull out

Jason: What!

Cath: Don’t worry okay please little erupt inside me.

Jason: I love you

Cath: I love you too… now fuck me hard

After that we made love more then fucked it was amazing and we really grew closer. We decided to keep our relationship going when he came to move in with me saying it would be safer the having one night stands. We truly love each other and our relationship won’t change till someone ask us to marry them. So that’s our story.

anonymous asked:

MC x Chris having family over at their apartment. Thank you for your fantastic writings!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the prompt, Nonny! I had planned to write something light and silly with this prompt, but then I got this ask from @keltic-moon and I ended up writing this drama-filled but hopefully…hopeful fic. I hope you like it! This is set during senior year for Chris and MC (Maggie). 

Family Reunion

Chris is pacing…again. The apartment isn’t that big and with Chris’s broad frame, it’s more than a little noticeable when he moves around this much.

Without looking away from the potatoes she’s mashing, Maggie calls over her shoulder, “Babe, you’re doing it again.”

“Sorry,” Chris says distractedly as he continues pacing. Maggie sets down the masher and turns to watch him. His brow is furrowed and she can see him worrying absentmindedly at his lower lip. His hands are tucked in his pockets, his shoulders hunched. Maggie’s heart aches seeing him like this.

Walking up behind her boyfriend, she hugs his waist, resting her hands flat on his stomach.

“it’s going to be fine,” she murmurs as she lays her head on his back.

“Is it? It doesn’t feel fine,” Chris’s voice rumbles against Maggie’s ear and she sighs. In nearly 4 years together, Maggie has never seen him like this. Even when he presided over his first student council meeting or played his first game as starting QB, he wasn’t this nervous. But Maggie supposes that’s to be expected. After all, it’s not every day your long-lost dad resurfaces just in time for Thanksgiving dinner.

“I know this is hard for you, Chris, but I honestly do think you’re doing the right thing inviting everyone here.”

Chris turns in Maggie’s arms and looks down at her. She smiles tenderly up at him, cupping his cheek in her palm. He leans into her hand and closes his eyes.

“It’s the first time we’ve been together as a family since AJ was a baby,” he says. “I just don’t know how to do this, Maggie.” His voice cracks as he speaks.

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I’ve watched the NFL since I was about 5 years old. This is the first year since the 70’s that I’m not excited for every Sunday in the fall. The echoes of Colin Kaepernick’s protest in 2016 still resound and they may be getting louder.
The NFL needs to get their shit together. Notice I was rocking Orenthal (Killer O.J.) James Simpson’s number.
(That football wasn’t big, I was just little as fuck.)

Does the National Anthem and the Amerikkkan flag truly represent you?
That shit doesn’t represent me.

The flag was adopted by Amerikkka in 1777 and the national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key in 1814. What were people that look like me doing in 1777 and 1814? Picking cotton, getting whipped, raped, and hung from trees. That’s what my ancestors were doing when Old Glory started flapping in the wind.

That’s what my people’s lives looked like when Francis Scott Key wrote the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. Key was even kind enough to remind us of it in the third stanza.
“And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.”

Yup, there’s your hidden third verse. The verse they don’t sing. The verse that people act like doesn’t exist. That’s it.

“No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave.” So what in the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is that supposed to mean “If you’re a slave and if you run there’s nowhere to hide, we’ll find you and kill you”?


Is that the ode to the flag that represents Amerikkka? The land of the free? The land of opportunity? The land where the blood of Trayvon Martin, Mike Brown, Tamir Rice, Laquan McDonald, Alton Sterling, Philando Castile and countless others soak the soil? The home of the brave where unarmed black men are slaughtered like cattle while their killers walk free? Is this the same country described in the first two verses of the Star-Spangled Banner we always hear or is this the Amerikkka depicted in the third verse? The Amerikkka that gave us Donald Trump? Are we supposed to stand and put our hands over our hearts for that shit?

Former San Francisco 49ers quarterback and current free agent Colin Kaepernick didn’t. During the 2016 NFL season the African-American backup QB took a knee during the National Anthem. He kneeled down because he wouldn’t stand for a flag that’s supposed to represent justice but it actually stands as a symbol of injustice to many people of color.
Kaepernick cited police brutality as one of the main issues that needed to be addressed in this country, and said that he would stand when he felt that these concerns were being addressed.

That’s all Kap did.

He didn’t beat his girlfriend, wife, or child in the stands, he didn’t smoke crack on the sidelines, he didn’t kill anybody with a vehicle or otherwise.

The man knelt.

Like you do in a church.

Then all Hell broke lose.

He was called a traitor, a communist, anti-Amerikkkan, anti-military, a divider, a terrorist. A bunch of bullshit. Amerikkka hurried up to paint him as a loose cannon who wanted to destroy the United States (like Trump needs any help doing that).

Remember, all the man did was kneel during the National Anthem.

The backup QB, kneeling for 1 minute, before the game even starts.

Kneeling to bring awareness to the injustices being perpetrated upon black and brown people all across Amerikkka.

Kneeling peacefully to protest black men being shot down violently in the street by people who are supposed to protect them. That shit seems like a noble cause to me.
Apparently some people didn’t agree.

You can wear pink in October to show support for efforts to find a cure for breast cancer. You can place oversized red kettles around the football field to try and raise money for the underprivileged. What you CAN NOT do is kneel during the National Anthem to protest black and brown people being killed by police.
That you can’t do.

As per usual, there’s nothing new under the sun. Kaepernick is not the first professional athlete to use his heightened profile to try and affect social change or to make a statement. 50 years ago black athletes converged on Cleveland, Ohio to show support for embattled boxer Muhammad Ali.
Ali was fighting the draft for the Vietnam Conflict under the premise that he was a Minister in the Nation Of Islam and a conscientious objector to the war. The U.S. government threatened to jail him, and athletes including Bill Russell, Jim Brown and Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) attended the Cleveland summit and stood in solidarity with Ali. Kaepernick isn’t even the first athlete to protest when the National Anthem is played at a sporting event. At the 1968 Olympic Games in Mexico City, Mexico Tommie Smith and John Carlos won the gold and bronze medals in the 200 meters. During the medal ceremony they raised black-gloved fists during the playing of the anthem. In the mid-90’s NBA guard Mahmoud Abdul Rauf famously protested the Star-Spangled Banner by also refusing to stand during it. He was fined and eventually he came to an agreement with the NBA that he would stand and pray during the anthem. So there’s nothing new here. The National Anthem has always been a target as a symbol of Amerikkka’s oppression of a certain demographic of people. What is new is the video evidence of police killing black men. That’s what Colin Kaepernick is protesting. See, people want to sweep that under the rug and concentrate on the kneeling and say that he’s disrespecting the flag, the military and the country. No, he just said he wouldn’t stand up for Amerikkka until Amerikkka stood up for people that looked like him. You would think everyone would get behind that sentiment and lend support if not join the protest.

Didn’t happen.

Although a smattering of athletes in the NFL and different sports did join Kaepernick, the blowback was palpable.
Fans from Amerikka’s heartland screamed bloody murder while the notoriously conservative NFL owners white-balled Kaepernick. After spending last season with San Francisco he remains a free-agent, although many NFL teams are in need of a serviceable backup QB, and some a starting QB. The NFL is supposed to be a meritocracy but that obviously only counts as long as you don’t stand up (or kneel) for black issues.

Trump and his supporters couldn’t be happier that Kaepernick doesn’t have a job. They love it. Trump even takes credit for it. Well, in all fairness Trump takes credit for everything.

I try to put myself in the owner’s position. Do I bring in a polarizing 29 year old back up QB that may divide my locker room?
He could be a distraction.
Will he turn my team into a media circus? He went 1-10 last year, how much can he really help?

I get it.

I fully understand the owners talking points.

Numbers don’t lie.

But u have to go inside the numbers to see the real story. First of all,29 is still young as fuck by anyone’s standards. By comparison Tom Brady is 40. Kaepernick’s team did win only 1 game and lose 10 with him at the helm.
That record wasn’t all Kaepernick’s fault.
The 49ers were fucking terrible.

Kap threw 331 passes in the 2016 season.
He threw 16 touchdowns against 4 interceptions. To put that in perspective, Andy Dalton, the starting QB of the Cincinnati Bengals has thrown 65 passes with 0 touchdowns and 4 interceptions throughout the first two games of the season.
Kaepernick’s 2016 TD to INT ratio puts him in the same rarefied air as NFL poster boys Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers. In the 2012 - 2013 season Kaepernick took San Fran to a Superbowl and to another NFC championship game in 2013.

He knows how to win.

He’s definitely good enough to fill in for an injured starter and give your team a chance, if you have an adequate roster. Alas, Colin Kaepernick remains in the unemployment line while lesser players like Blake Bortles, Joe Webb, Brock Osweiler, Tom Savage, Josh McCown, etc. have jobs.

And he said he wouldn’t protest anymore.

There goes your distraction.

Go figure.

Even though the numbers don’t totally add up the owners have laid out their case, giving them plausible deniability to combat the inevitable incoming charges of racism. But we know what the fuck it’s all about, don’t we?
How dare that nigger not stand for the National Anthem after this country has allowed him to get rich by running around on the grass?

Fucking ingrate.

See, the owners can’t say that but they don’t have to because the coons do it for them. Led by the Head Coon In Charge Jason Whitlock of FS1’s “Speak For Yourself”, they pulled out all the stops on Kaepernick. They attacked his blackness, saying that since he was biracial and raised by a white family he wasn’t black enough to “stand up” (kneel down) for black issues. Well, is actor Jesse Williams “black enough” to care about black issues? Coon Whitlock even had the audacity to post a picture of himself mocking Colin Kaepernick. Standing with a Kaepernick impostor who was wearing an afro wig, a black glove and a #7 Kaepernick jersey. Turns out that the impostor was Christopher “Kid” Reid of 90’s Hip Hop duo Kid-N-Play. Reid is probably the most melanin-challenged black man on the planet. Kid Rock said “FUCK KAEPERNICK” during a concert. (I know Kid Rock. I plan to have a talk with him about that and some other shit.)

What the fuck did Colin Kaepernick do to deserve this ridicule?
I repeat; all the man did was kneel during a fucking song that disparages part of his lineage in the third verse. Michael Vick said Kap should cut his afro. Really, Vick? Didn’t you go to the Fed joint for dogslaughter? Ray Lewis let all of the coon come out of him when it came to criticizing Kaepernick. Wasn’t Ray involved in a murder in Atlanta some years ago? Now he’s telling some bizarre tale that he was behind the scenes attempting to get Kap a job with The Baltimore Ravens but a tweet from Colin’s girlfriend fucked it up?
Stop it Ray.
Cleveland Browns great Jim Brown had some slick shit to say about Colin too. He said that he doesn’t desecrate his flag. Jim Brown? The same Jim Brown who stood behind Ali when he battled the U.S. government? Unfortunately I’m not surprised. I’ve never been more disappointed than when I saw Jim Brown and Ray Lewis go meet with Trump. Brown even said that he “fell in love” with Trump so I wasn’t caught off guard when he said that bullshit about Colin’s plight. They kept coming; Shady McCoy & Dak Prescott chimed in, standing against Kaepernick.

More cooning.

I was taken aback by McCoy’s stance, not too surprised by Dak’s position. He is after all the starting quarterback for the Dallas Coonboys. Amerikkka’s Team. They’ll sign an array of players with checkered pasts like Pacman Jones, Greg Hardy, and others but not Kaepernick.

I wonder why.

It’s not all bad, tho. Kap does have his defenders and sympathizers. Cam Newton, Michael Bennett (who just had his own run in with the Las Vegas police), Martellus Bennett, Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch, players from The Cleveland Browns, Marcus Peters, etc. He even got some support from white NFL stars like Chris Long and Aaron Rodgers. But I think his staunchest supporter is NFL HOFer Shannon Sharpe of FS1’s “UNDECIDED”. He holds the NFL’s feet to the fire every chance he gets. To be clear, this shit is about racism. All that other shit is a smoke screen. Now, I don’t mind racism. Most people have racist ideas whether they know it or not, so I’m never mad when some shit goes sideways. I figure that’s just the way it is, fuck it. I can think of a thousand other reasons to hate a muthafucka besides their race.
But that’s just me, I’m gifted like that.
It’s laughable for the NFL to act as if this Colin Kaepernick debacle is about anything except racism. I gotta reiterate, Colin’s protest is about the oppression of POC and police killing unarmed black males. The kneeling during the Anthem was only supposed to bring attention to the issue. People are more outraged at the form of protest than what is actually being protested. I always hear the chatter about the protest being uncomfortable for some people.


Muthafucka, it’s called a “PROTEST” not a “PLACATE” or a “COMFORT”. It’s supposed to make people squirm and look away. It’s supposed to spark conversation and controversy. That shit is supposed to be like nails on a chalkboard. If you get mad everytime you see a black football player kneeling during the National Anthem, then you should get mad at police who use excessive force.
That’s the cause of the kneeling that irks you so much.

Kaepernick announced that he was donating $1 million dollars of his own money plus the proceeds from his jersey sales to organizations working in oppressed communities.

He wasn’t lauded by many for that shit.

He was told to just shut up and play football.

Houston Texans DE J.J. Watt raised over $30 million dollars for Hurricane Harvey relief. He was applauded for that, as he should have been.

No one told JJ Watt to shut up and stick to football.

I guess police killing black people is only a black problem and hurricanes may affect anyone, white or black. Therefore activisim for hurricane relief is sanctioned but trying to get some type of relief for black people is frowned upon.

I’m sure that if Colin Kaepernick was kneeling to protest the fact that Amerikkka hasn’t found a cure for cancer nobody would have a problem with it. What I’m saying is everyone should keep it 100%. Stop with this faux outrage that Kap knelt during the Star-Spangled Banner. Admit that the real outrage is because he stood up for black people.

How dare he.

Addendum: I watched the National Anthem played at the beginning of the Fox and CBS football games, and I saw everybody standing like some good negroes. (Michael Bennett sat and his brother Martellus raised a fist in a Black Power salute.) I even saw a lowlight of the Cleveland Browns running on the field with Cleveland police and locking arms with them. They called it unity but I call it cooning. Isn’t this the same Cleveland police department that killed Tamir Rice? And these muthafuckas are locking arms with them.


They got what they wanted; for The Browns to stand during the anthem. What the fuck did The Browns players get? If the police wanted to show real unity with the players then they all should have kneeled. In my humble opinion celebrating that flag is like celebrating a slave master’s whip.

I love the IDEA of America, what it’s supposed to be and what the flag is supposed to stand for. The reality of the Amerikkka we live in is that an idea is just an idea, and that flag is more of a representation of oppression than freedom to people of color.

Look, Colin Kaepernick is going to be on the right side of history on this.

He didn’t kneel for the right to fuck little kids, he knelt because it’s fucked up how some people are treated.

I guess the NFL doesn’t agree.

Not Exclusive

Author: Nellie12

Rating: M

Status: Complete

Word Count: 129,051

Summary: Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he’s a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren’t terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit from New York, and Kurt has no idea he’s about to have the Spring Break of a lifetime until he meets Finn’s best friend and frat mate- Blaine Anderson.

Tropes/Genre: college!Klaine, angst, fluff, humor, romance, 

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Godric’s Hollow: A Slasher AU

This is what happens when I binge watch both season of Scream while reading Drarry and drinking (the harry potter/drarry fandom has not experienced my weird drinking inspirations like teen wolf did so get ready for some EXTREME nonsense)

Bluck up Biscuits 

  • Godric’s Hollow is finally recovering from the horrible murder spree local recluse, Tom Riddle, went on sixteen years ago
  • Harry Potter lost both his parents to that deranged slasher freak and has been living in foster care since then
  • he is infamous in town as the only person to survive the rampage of Tom Riddle
    • the cops shot Riddle right as he was taking a knife to Harry
    • cool scars bro
    • including that one on his forehead
  • okay so we have Harry as our outcast kid who is totally going to be accused of being the killer
    • not even a stretch from the actual books
  • Draco Malfoy is pretty and popular and so very very rich
  • his dad is the mayor
  • like opening of this story everyone is just like “he is gonna die first! he is too rich and slutty!”
    • lies Draco is a virgin
    • harboring a very big crush on one scruffy outcast
  • Ron is the kid who is a little too meta, he knows so much about insane killers
    • he was legit our view into the wizarding world in the books so this fits
  • Hermonie is the friend who keeps demanding some one calls the cops or to stay in during the curfew
    • fucking cannon let’s be real
  • more about the other kiddies later
  • it’s fucking plot time bitches
  • September in Godric’s Hollow
  • things have finally turned around for this town, they are not Murder Hollow anymore in the press. They have a farmers market and a twice yearly dog parade. Next year they are getting a half marathon
  • but every town has SECRETS
  • Tom Riddle’s rampage of death and his subsequent shooting still hangs heavy on the town as the sixteen year anniversary approaches!
  • Quarterback Cedric Diggory is found brutally murdered in his family pool and everyone has to wonder if the terror has returned to Godric’s Hollow
    • this is happening in America
    • we are the birthplace of slasher films and i demand american gothic nonsense in this!
  • They did never recover Riddle’s body!
  • the team is devastated
  • Harry & Ron with video cameras taking shots of the memorial and generally looking sketchy
    • they are making a documentary about how the town isn’t properly handling the Tom Riddle aftermath
    • they are going to send it to the caines film festival
    • harry is the star as the only ‘final girl’
  • Draco just wants to know who killed his captain!
    • how much anime have i been watching?
    • not sempai!

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anonymous asked:

Can you recommend fics where at the beginning either Kurt o Blaine has a lit of casual sex but then they fall for each other.

In College You Know Who You Are by Magick (Rated NC17 - Complete) Kurt goes to college in NYC while Finn goes to college at OSU. Once in a while he goes back to Ohio and visits Finn on campus, where he meets Blaine during a party. The two hit it off immediately but are not looking for a relationship for whatever reason but both have needs, so they settle for a one night stand. Kurt keeps running into Blaine every time he comes back to Ohio (either intentionally or not ;)) and they quickly become friends with benefits. They also have phone/Skype sex and eventually hang out more together outside of the bedroom whenever Kurt is in town, until they realize they might want their relationship to be more than just physical.

Not Exclusive by Nellie12 (Rated M - Complete)

Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he’s a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren’t terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit from New York, and Kurt has no idea he’s about to have the Spring Break of a lifetime until he meets Finn’s best friend and frat mate- Blaine Anderson.

The Way You Touch Me by ControlofwhatIdo (Rated M - Complete)

Written for a prompt on the gkm: confident!knowledgeable!virgin!Blaine and baby penguin who had a drunken one night stand!Kurt figuring out their relationship in and out of the bedroom, with lots of hurt/comfort and sweetness and much better sex than Kurt’s one-night stand.  AU where Kurt and Blaine don’t meet until their first year of college, so Kurt never did get that ‘you matter’ talk from his dad, and Blaine is a confident, sexually knowledgeable virgin. A year in their relationship as they explore sex and each other. Affectionately called the confident!virgin!Blaine/innocent!notavirgin!Kurt college AU.

Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel (Rated M – Complete)

Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven’t even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they’re suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.  *Don’t know why I never read this before!  There’s so little angst for a squirrel fic – I love it!!

Legally Wed Series by glitterandpaws (Rated M – Complete in three parts)

Fill on the Glee Kink Meme for this anonymous prompt: An AU (dystopia?) where there are laws that force gay teens to get into a civil union with each other, in order to keep them from ”preying on the heterosexuals”. The law would also establish gender roles inside the same-sex union, trying to normalize homosexuality as much as possible.

Kurt and Blaine both grew up in this society and, while aware that it’s not fair, they accept it as fact and don’t want to risk imprisonment for disobedience. They get married to eachother by the state, without their consent, and are expected to consummate the marriage within 24 hours of its official announcement. Blaine gets assigned the role of husband.   The three Klaine stories in the verse are the following in order:  Under Oath, State Of Affairs, and Bond Maturity


Cleveland Browns head coach Mike Pettine has named Brian Hoyer the teams’ starting quarterback to begin the season when the Browns face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 1. Rookie Johnny Manziel will back him up.

“He was the clear leader from the beginning,” Pettine said via the official team website. “We’ve maintained all along that if it was close, I would prefer to go with the more experienced player. Brian has done a great job in the meeting rooms and with his teammates on the practice field and in the locker room.”

Through two preseason games Hoyer has completed 8 of 20 passes for 108 yards with no scores or turnovers. Manziel has completed 14 of 27 passes, mostly in backup duty, for 128 yards and a touchdown. Manziel also has 26 yards rushing on seven carries. (Photo: Associated Press)

anonymous asked:

Ok I'm glad I went anon for this. In your opinion what are best Klaine smut fics?

Then Began Again by fierybeams (Rated NC17 – Complete)

Kurt wants to do something special for Blaine’s birthday. Blaine requests that he roleplay as his younger, seventeen-year-old self. Conversation, anxieties, and lots and lots of smut ensue. Featuring blowjobs, rimming, fingering, anal, and light spanking. Warnings for some reference to Kurt’s experiences with bullying and assault in season two.   *THIS. IS. HOT.

Spring Showcase by avidlywriting (Rated M – 11K Complete)

“How about you and me go talk in private? Hmm? I could give you some…pointers maybe? I think tonight we can definitely work on you hitting a high note.” This one-shot is an alternate Klaine meeting that consists of pure PWP smut with maybe a sprinkle of fluff and feels. Klaine Prompt: Dom!Kurt and Sub!Blaine NC-17

Long Overdue by Zavocado (NC 17 - Complete)  librarian!Blaine, badboy!Kurt, and lots of smut. SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT.  But AFTER the smut, there’s a sweet Klaine story.

Home Videos by endofadream (NC17 - Complete) Blaine gives Kurt a DVD to watch when he’s alone…yeah…lotsa sweet smut for your home reading PLEASURE!!  It’s really, REALLY good!

****Sweat by Nellie12 (NC -17 Complete) badboy!Blaine  REALLY REALLY good and hot hot hot just so damn good!

Not Exclusive by Nellie12 (Rated M - Complete)

Finn happens to be doing well for himself in the University of Florida. He is starting QB for the Gators, and he’s a member of Phi Beta Kappa, and his grades aren’t terrible. He also has his favorite step-brother coming to visit from New York, and Kurt has no idea he’s about to have the Spring Break of a lifetime until he meets Finn’s best friend and frat mate- Blaine Anderson.

Saints & Sinners by brokenlovesong (Rated NC17 - Complete)  

Father Anderson is closing up the church for the night when Kurt, his best singer from the choir, requests to make a confession. Before Blaine can stop it the confessional is hot and he is in the middle of things not suitable for one in his job.WARNINGS: explicit sex, what can be seen as dishonoring the church. Don’t like, scroll by.

Bathhouse Verse by spinmybowtie (Rated NC17 – Completed in 4 parts)

Blaine is a regular “performer” at a NYC bathhouse. Kurt suspects nothing until he hits the steam room.

*SO FREAKING HOT (and fluff) – cannot rec this golden nugget enough – READ IT!

First game tonight as a Buc against Point University. Actually pretty nervous, can’t even lie. You’ll be there, right? Kick-off is at seven and I’m starting QB, as a freshman
I can get you tickets if you don’t already have them, I’d just really like to have as many friendly faces as possible in the crowd.

Well – guess I’m gonna be the starting QB this Sunday. Talk about a dream come true and yet the circumstances don’t really make this situation a happy one. The show must go on as they say though, huh.