starting it with jeanmarco

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“Yes hello, god of the dead here!” “yeah I found your son and would very much like to keep him” “what? no?” ffrssshzz “I can’t hear you” rshzzz “seems to be trouble with the connection” ffffszz “okI'mkeepinghimbye" 

hey guys u ever think about how marco probably comes from a really big family, and jean really only has his mom, so he has no clue what Big Family™ get togethers are like and like just imagine him awkwardly frozen on a couch between two nosey cousins screaming at marco for help with his eyes while marco’s grandma nitpicks everything she can see with his outfit and marco is stuck with his aunt who wont stop asking him questions about school and then in the distance, a fight breaks out between two uncles over who won that football game in ‘95

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Marco, when your Bend and Snap has that much snap, it’s been known to alter all laws of physics and logic.

I totally stole the idea from this anon because it was just. too perfect. now watch the begining of that song and imagine Marco. do it.
Reference to Legally Blonde, set in the ADS universe by quartetship of course !

The REAL reaction (in some cases)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Brain:</b> Nice OTP you got there<p/><b>Me:</b> aww thank yo-<p/><b>Brain:</b> It'd be a shame if....<p/><b>Me:</b> wait. No.<p/><b>Brain:</b> one of them<p/><b>Me:</b> don't do it!<p/><b>Brain:</b> DIED<p/><b>Me:</b> .....huh. Actually, go ahead.<p/><b>Brain:</b> oh. Wait, really?<p/><b>Me:</b> ya, I saw it coming. Actually want it.<p/><b>Brain:</b> Uh, that's kinda messed up<p/><b>Me:</b> I know. That's the point.<p/><b>Brain:</b> I thought you liked them?<p/><b>Me:</b> I do!<p/><b>Brain:</b> .....I'm confused<p/><b>Me:</b> I dont know either<p/><b>Brain:</b> .....we need therapy<p/><b>Me:</b> yup!<p/><b></b> This is the angst writing process everyone.<p/><b></b> Tadah!<p/></p><p/></p>