I’ve seen people describe the “Overcome Chihoko” story in a number of ways–Victor being Extra, crackfic, something written purely for laughs, and so forth. And yes, I think all of those things are true, to a certain extent, but I’m not sure we appreciate exactly how lovely of an instance of crackfic this is.
Warnings:NSFW 18+. Smut, swearing, fingering, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap the willy!) chocolate pie porn.
Request: Hello! I have a request, could you do one where the reader starts working for Tony and soon after the reader and Bucky start a secret affair? Thanks love! - Anon
A/N: Here you go my dear! Sorry that it took me so long!
‘You can do this.’
‘You have worked hard for this.’
‘You deserve this.’
The pep talk you were giving yourself as you drove up to the gate surrounding the Avengers compound wasn’t helping your nerves at all. You leaned forward to look up through your windshield at the concrete walls. This place was a fortress.
You rolled your window down when you approached a booth. You hit the green call button and jumped at the electronic voice that spoke.
Summary: When Shadow is introduced to a Hyrulean holiday celebrating different kinds of relationships, he starts to question whether his feelings for Vio are really as platonic as he has believed them to be for the past two years. But even if he lets himself admit that it’s romantic love, he can’t escape the feeling that he’s getting it wrong somehow. That he’s missing some crucial piece.
Who would expect a shadow-demon to be able to love properly, anyway?
asexual!Shadow, internalized acephobia/self-loathing, and lots of
pining. Which makes it sound like a much sadder story than it actually
is. I swear it ends well!
Just witnessed some amazing petty revenge done by my 6 y.o son.
TL;DR at the bottom.
A bit of background: my son (we’ll call him Ben) is 6 years old. He’s
very quiet and polite, but sometimes has trouble sticking up for
himself. He takes a bit to warm up to someone, but when he does, he’s
Anyway, last month we’re on a trip to visit my wife’s family on the
other side of the Pacific ocean for a family reunion. There, my son
meets my wife’s 8 y.o nephew, who we’ll call Drake. They get along
straight away, playing video games and sharing toys and sitting beside
each other in the car every where we go.
However, it doesn’t take long before Drake gets comfortable having a
little brother around and starts becoming a bit of a brat. He starts
ordering Ben around, playing unfairly, talking down to my son and
blaming him for every time he’s punished by his parents. Now since I’m
on vacation, I’m there to see it all, and for the most part my son isn’t
instigating any of this (I’m not being a biased parent, I swear).
It broke my heart to watch Ben play games just to lose against Drake
(everything was a competition and Drake had to beat Ben or else he’d
throw a fit). Regardless, Ben would still look to play with Drake first
thing every morning, and would always look to share any gifts he got
from relatives or make sure his cousin Drake gets ice cream too when we
go out. Be even gave Drake his spare Nintendo DS stylus so they could
play Mario Party together (which of course Drake had to win at or else
he wouldn’t play).
Anyway, 3 weeks of that go by and I’ve almost had enough by the time
we got to the airport to go home. Standing in the check-in line, they
were playing tag. Every time Ben was “it”, Drake would say ‘no tag
backs’ or 'I’m paused’ every time Ben would tag Drake. Well, we get
checked in and head to the security gate where we say our goodbyes to my
brother-in law’s-family. After hugs and tears, we start heading into
the gate, but my son turns around and sprints after J, tags him in the
back and yells out “You’re it!” before running back to us and through
the gate where his cousin would have no chance to tag him back.
Separated by the largest ocean in the world, my son definitely got the
last laugh and I was the proudest dad that day.
Edit: Changed the names to Ben (previously B) and Drake (previously J)
TL;DR My son fell victim to “Little Brother Syndrome” by his cousin
whom we were visiting, but got the last laugh as we were leaving the
Summary: 100 banging kinks for Bucky’s 100th birthday! | On a plane. (Bucky x Reader) Warnings: smut clearly; oral (f receiving), dirty talk Word count: 1,7k A/N: Let’s just all ignore that this drabble is way over the word limit. But oh look! It’s Gen! @bucky-plums-barnes (Babe don’t kill me for the word count lol) LEAVE ME FEEDBACK!!!!!! <3
„Attention! Flight 343 from Sydney to
New York is now boarding. Please make your way to gate 4.“
You gathered your backpack and started
walking towards the gates, flicking your eyes up and down between
your phone and the directions to gate 4. This was your first time
abroad on your own and you were quite nervous at airports, fearing
you’d board the wrong flight.
You followed the directions and some
people that seemed to be heading the same way. You checked in
successfully and boarded the plane, you were greeted by a lovely
flight attendant wishing you a safe flight.
„19A.. 19A..“ you murmured to
yourself looking at the numbers above the seats, looking for your
own. Of course, you figured, that’s what the A meant. 19A
was an aisle seat. You sighed and stuffed your backpack in the
compartment above the seats and made yourself as comfortable in the
comfortable leather seats that came with such long distant flights.
You were in the middle of texting your
friend Genevieve of your safe boarding that you didn’t notice a man
standing right next to you, holding a ticket of his own. The man
cleared his throat loudly and you snapped your head in the direction
of the voice.
„I think that’s my seat.“ He
pointed his long slender finger to the seat next to yours.
Shorty Awards: *doesn’t mention BTS*
ARMY: *start breaking the gates of hell*
-A little less than an hour later…-
BTS: *releases acceptance speech*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! And just in the nick of time, too! ARMY were about to go mother bear on their @$$.
Also me: *whispers* No seriously, I was a little worried and waiting for the post-ARMY fallout.
What if there wasn’t enough time for Ed to get to the armor and attach Al’s soul?
Ed’s missing a leg and bleeding out fast, he doesn’t have the strength to knock down the armor and preform the alchemy required to bring Al back, so he does the next best thing. He attaches Al’s soul to his own body.
Ed and Al end up sharing a body. They take turns controlling, the other whispering in their brother’s head. Winry, Pinoko, and Mustang know, but everyone else just thinks the Fullmetal Alchemist is crazy. One minute he’s a hot-headed brat and the next he’s just ever so polite and kind.
Unlike with the armor blood does not stick to humans for long, Ed has to carve the transmutation circle into his flesh. Anytime the scar begins to fade Ed has to re-carve it. Eventually he may even tattoo the circle into his body.
At Briggs Al start visiting the gate and Ed panics, because for the first time since he was 12 he’s alone in his head and Al is just gone, gone, gone.
When Al finally gets his body back it’s not getting re-adjusted to feeling he has to worry about, it’s the being alone. Neither Ed nor Al are used to being without the other in their head, to always being in control.
Ed starts conversations only to realize there’s no one there. Al’s on the other side of the house. Al blanks out in the middle of doing something, expecting Ed to take control. It takes a long time for them to recuperate, a lot longer than it takes in cannon.
I like to explore ethics and the nature of good and evil. I love “origin of evil” stories, and retellings from the villain’s perspective. When I watch movies/read books, I generally empathize with the villain.
I watch horror movies and cheer for the monster. Which, makes sense because I’m one of the creatures humans like to cast as the monster. I’m a proper faerie tale villain.
So, I’m gonna go down a list of well known Disney villains, and justify their actions.
So we start out of the gate with a tough one. Not because her actions are difficult to justify, but because we know nothing about Queen Grimhilde. The story starts in the middle.
Where did she come from? How did she come to be Snow White’s step mother? Is vanity really the only reason she hates Snow White? I doubt it.
She’s a two dimensional character who must have a story, and we have no right to judge her until we know what it is.
Besides, Snow was kind of insufferable. This is a movie with eleven characters. Only two are women. One is a perennial victim with no agency over her own situation, and the other is painted as the villain. There’s something fishy here.
Okay so Lady Tremaine was awful (and she dies in the original faerie tale) but the step sisters are just as much victims as Cinderella herself. Their mother was abusive to all three of them. She was just worse to Cinderella. That’s often the case with abusive parents. They are emotionally abusive and neglectful to all their children, but they pick one to be their preferred target.
The step sisters became awful out of self defense. In some other versions of the tale, one or both of them actually apologize to Cinderella, and mean it. It doesn’t get them out of well deserved punishment for being terrible to her, but it redeems them a little.
Alice in Wonderland:
The Queen of Hearts has some kind of undiagnosed and untreated mental illness. It’s illuminated in the book that the King quietly pardons people behind her back, they show back up at court the next day, and she doesn’t even notice, because she’s delusional and they’re doing their best to cope with it. As the Cheshire Cat said, everyone’s mad here. There are no therapists to take her to.
This one has some deep symbolism, and it’s kinda cool. Captain Hook represents old age and inevitable mortality. That’s what everyone’s afraid of, but it’s not something to be feared, it’s just part of the process. Peter’s refusal to grow up, and influencing others to follow in his footsteps, was holding them back from their potential. The protagonists went home because they realized it was actually a pretty toxic environment.
An alternate fan interpretation (which was not the intention of the original author) is that the Lost Boys are dead, and Peter is a spirit keeping them from moving on, and Hook is Death itself. Wendy and her brothers had a near death experience and went to Neverland.
Ah, here’s my favorite Disney villain. This one requires some knowledge of politics. It wasn’t just a party. This was 14th century Europe. I think the tale is French, specifically. The Christening of a royal child was a major political event. It Mattered who was and was not invited.
If you had two neighbors, and they weren’t on the best of terms, and you invited one but not the other, you were picking sides in a potential war.
Which is what King Stephan did. He sided with the Seelie court over the Unseelie. The “good faeries” weren’t actually good. They were Seelie. Which means they look pretty, but they’re just as dangerous and just as unpredictable.
This was a slight that would have risked war if he’d done it to a human. Faeries take those things far more seriously, and he knew that. He should have known that failing to invite her was going to lead to trouble.
Maleficent even gave him an opportunity to apologize. She was prepared to pretend she thought it was a mistake and allow him to save face. He threw it back at her and insulted her. And she cursed the kid when she could have cursed them all and destroyed the entire kingdom, and by fae standards would have been totally justified.
Stephan was a moron. If he’d invited her, or even just apologized and moved on, the faeries would have given the most awesome gifts they could in an attempt to one up each other, as opposed to the party favors Aurora wound up with.
I find Maleficent very relatable. Fae witch with a corvid companion who has fun with curses, references infernal contacts, and is secretly a dragon. I like.
The Sword In The Stone:
Madam Mim was just playing a little game. Merlin was an insufferable pompous jerk to her. Clearly they have a history of him being that way. It’s no wonder she wanted to break his toys. The Little Mermaid:
This one’s actually really really easy.
So, the bit about how Ursula has her little garden… She casts spells for people. Magic has a price, which someone has to pay. She has to give something up to work her magic for people, and they sign a contract about payment. It’s not her fault if they fail to fulfill their end and complete the contract. They are responsible for the consequences of their decisions, and blaming her is a cop out.
As for her specific arrangement with Ariel, which required Ariel to find something (true love’s kiss) to seal the spell and bind her to the human world, Ursula was totally justified. Her plan from the first moment was for Ariel to fail, and then trade her for her father.
She had good reason. She’s Triton’s sister. That’s canon, it’s in a scene they cut for time. She’s the rightful queen and he stole the throne. Of course she’s bitter.
Jafar spent his entire life serving an incompetent boob who’s running the state into the ground. He went a little nuts, and went a little over the top, but if you think about it, he never actually hurt anyone but the abusive royal family and an apparent kidnapper turned imposter prince.
The Lion King:
There’s canon somewhere that Scar got the scar when he saved Mufasa from a wildebeest stampede when they were kids. He could have let Mufasa die then and he would have been king, but he was maimed in a selfless act, and they named him after the mark he got for his troubles. Mufasa was an arrogant jerk. Having saved the king’s life, Scar was relegated to a little alcove off by himself on the edge of the pride. No wonder he wound up bitter.
Also, The Lion King is Hamlet with animals and he can’t help that Shakespeare wrote him as a villain.
Ugh. They butchered my pantheon, and Hades is the only one who isn’t totally absurd.
STOP MAKING HAIDES THE BAD GUY!
Within the narrative of the story, the background is Zeus tricked and/or forced Hades into the Underworld while the other gods got to party it up on Olympus.
The fact that there’s no actual mythology for this and Haides isn’t unhappy with his kingdom not withstanding, the movie character has every right to be pissed.
There are a lot more of these I could do, but these are some of my favorite highlights, so I’ll leave it at that. Hope you enjoy, and I’d love to hear additions or counter arguments anyone wants to make.
i sat next to this annoying white lady on my flight back and i thought she was the harmless brand of annoying but no she was definitely the racist and privileged brand
(this is what i get for giving people the benefit of the doubt)
she was super vapid but tried to start ~deep~ conversations with controversial topics that she didn’t know jack shit about
like… she tried to say that france’s electoral coverage was “copying” america because the article featured two top candidates and polling graphs… i wish i was kidding??????
and then she tried to bring up the pepsi ad blunder but couldn’t explain it beyond “oh people hate it because politics” and then said “you can’t say anything anymore because of the internet!”
the final straw for me was when she brought up david dao/united with “oh wasn’t that united stuff funny?” and when i refused to engage, she started talking to the flight attendants about it and said she didn’t feel sorry for him at all because he was being stupid and didn’t have a case
and i got so mad i ended up cutting her off and saying “he got his face bashed in on an armrest, i think he has a case” and she SAID SHE THOUGHT HE WAS FAKING IT???? how the fuck do you fake blood on an airplane???
and she said she “worked with lawyers” so she knows he doesn’t have a case even though the attendants told her that he’ll probably get a lot of money. lmao also “works with lawyers” like binch are you a fucking lawyer? no? then shut up??? what do you know about the actual law??? holy shit?
she was so stupid but she wanted to sound so smart… it was bad. stop bringing up politics as a topic if you don’t actually know what you’re talking about??? if your grasp of the situation in france is “oh france is copying america with elections” like… no one needs your hot take on international politics, becky
Summary: You are saved in the woods by an old friend. Together you search for elderberries. When you return home something terrible happens.
Word Count: 2,983
Note: Sorry but there is NO NEGAN in this chapter! Of course he will be back in the next chapter though!
WARNINGS: Intense beating, Threat of rape, A very sad and descriptive death of a character(I felt like I needed to include this just in case someone is uncomfortable)
HUGE THANK YOU as always to @i-am-negan-trash for being my beta reader! Also, thank you for calling me a monster! LOL!
The walker’s body went limp on top of you. You were too weak to push it off. You examined the arrow sticking out of the walker’s skull, and hoped that it wasn’t a Savior who had just caught you outside the gates. Finally, the pressure of the weight of the walker was relieved when it was pulled off you.
“Well shit, you ain’t being very careful, are ya?” Daryl lightly smiled at you and held out his hand.
You felt a sudden burst of energy and jumped up into his arms. He hugged you back tightly, and you could hear the sounds of more walkers approaching. Daryl took your hand, and you both started making your way around the stray walkers. You looked down at your clothes to see that you were covered in mud and guts.
“C’mon, this way to get us back to Alexandria.” Daryl started to cut across an empty road.
Summary: After getting a bad review on your debut novel, Lin is there to console you.
Author’s Note: This was actually inspired and influenced entirely by the hateful anons a lot of my friends (and I) ran into this morning. I took something terrible and turned it into art. You’re welcome.
So, officially, this is dedicated to the following people for being forces of talent, positivity, and radiance in this fandom and their daily lives. I appreciate and love all of you.
Additionally, the song Doubt by Mary J. Blige completely always helps me out when I have self-confidence issues (I listened to it while writing this, hence the title) + this Girl Power playlist is always helpful (and super fun to listen to).
A special thank you to @spicydice for helping me out with some details for this fic!
Warnings: a little harsh criticism
The city ran like it had just put down thirteen cups of
coffee. The colors blurred, car horns honked in a never-ending sequence, and
people jostled you to the side of the walk. You kept your head down, pressing a
hand to your free ear while trying to make out what your friend was telling you
through the phone that was pressed against your other ear.